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"Yes, it's true. Megan Fox is now pregnant and wants to get child support.
What does she think I am? The richest man in the world?'
-- Admiral General Aladeen "The Dictator" on The Today Show this morning.
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"Yes, it's true. Megan Fox is now pregnant and wants to get child support.
What does she think I am? The richest man in the world?'
-- Admiral General Aladeen "The Dictator" on The Today Show this morning.
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Obama's Budget Surplus
First time in three years...
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The Congressional Budget Office has reporteda monthly budget surplus of $58 billion,
which would be a first in nearly three years.
The improved numbers are attributed to a 10 percent increase in tax revenue.
Gee, I'm shocked - why didn't we think of that?
Increasing taxes, especially on the super-rich, balances the budget?
Who knew - besides every Democrat?
"It is a clear signal that the government's fiscal situation is finally moving definitively in
the right direction," said Mark Zandi who is the chief economist for Moody's Analytics.
Next month's report will likely show a budget deficit, but the small surplus is an
important milestone in the nation's struggle to fend of a future debt crisis.
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Subject: Who says Romney has no sense of humor?
Romney now claims that he deserves "a lot of the credit" for the comeback of the
American auto industry in spite of the fact that he opposed the government rescue
of GM and Chrysler.
What an amazing claim!
That would be like Hitler taking the credit for the creation of Israel by saying.
"It wouldn't be here if not for me!"
Marc Perkel
Remember when Romney said, "Even Jimmy Carter would've gone after bin Laden,"
after previously saying "It's not worth it to move Heaven and Earth for one man?"
Not worth getting this guy?
No way the guy who ties his dog to the roof is tied with the guy
who moved Heaven and Earth to kill the bastard who hit New York.
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Obama's Gay Marriage Balancing Act
Why is he to O'Biden's Right on this?
Link
Ever since Joe O'Biden described his own journey to accepting gay marriage, Obama's campaign has
been insisting that Biden's comments are "entirely consistent" with Obama's own position on the issue.
O'Biden's office also walked back the statements, clarifying that Biden was saying that gay married
couples in states that allow it should have the same rights as straight married couples.
O'Biden's exact words to Karl Rove's dancing partner were: "I am absolutely comfortable with the fact
that men marrying men, women marrying women, and heterosexual men and women marrying another
are entitled to the same exact rights, all the civil rights, all the civil liberties. And quite frankly, I don't
see much of a distinction—beyond that."
Remember what I wrote yesterday?
"Every move Obama has made as president has been designed to take an election issue away from the GOP."
They say Obama can't win North Carolina if he speaks honestly on gay marriage.
If he speaks his mind, they'll make him "That nigger who loves queers" and goodbye, North Carolina.
We won't have any clue what this president believes in until he wins in November.
Then, for the first time, we'll see what Obama really stands for.
For the record, I don't mind that he's taking this course so close to the election.
Those fellas pictured above aren't looking at the BIG picture.
Trust me, Dog-on-Roof wants to take America back to a time when there were no gays
and Blacks knew their place - so let's let Obama tell a few white lies for another six months.
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GUNS at Nazi-Con 2012?
Gov. Rick Scott shoots down Tampa's request
to ban guns outside GOP convention
Notice how they had to add the word "outside?"
Link
Saying he will not allow Tampa to disarm citizens throughout its downtown,
Gov. Rick Scott shot down the city's request to ban concealed weapons outside Nazi-Con 2012.
Mayor Bob Buckhorn asked Scott on Tuesday for an executive order authorizing the ban.
In a two-page response dated the same day, Scott said no, that's too much.
Already, he said, the Secret Service will ban guns inside the convention's security perimeter.
So, the Secret Service are going to save the Republicans from themselves?
The gun-nut GOP has passed laws making guns legal in churches, courthouses and stadiuns,
but you can't have any if some big-shot Republicans are going to be in the building.
Why does Romney argue FOR guns, then have the Secret Serrvice BAN them?
The Secret Service BANS guns to prevent a big-shot Rethugs from getting shot,
so they can argue on TV that more guns is always better - it makes no sense
One more thing about guns.
Thanks to the GOP, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the NRA, American manufactures
and sells about a million guns a month, yet somehow Eric Holder finds himself in trouble
because, somehow, 5,000 guns made their way to Mexico?
That also makes no sense.
The biggest stores in America (Wal Mart) sells guns, but then we're surprised
when a few guns somehow find their way twenty miles south to Mexico?
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day
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Marty's TV Listings are the best!
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
FOX Network, still a rookie
So, FOX just celebrated their 35th anniversary.
So where the hell is the rest of their network?
After 25 years, they still haven't found anyone to compete with Jay, Dave and Jimmy?
After 25 years, they're still only braodcasting 2 hours per day?
After 25 years, they're still on weekday programming only?
When is FOX going to grow up and be a real network?
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But at what cost?
If someone called my kids' health care "socialism,"
I'd rather they die like dogs in the street.
Sarah Palin Nude
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Ryan, GOP: Screw the Poor
"The poor have too much money!"
Link
House Republican barking Dogs advanced a measure Monday that shifts automatic defense spending
cuts the parties agreed to last August as part of a bipartisan debt-limit deal to domestic programs aimed
at mitigating poverty and working-class struggles.
In clearing the legislation, the Budget Committee put it on a glide path to passing the full House — but that’s
when it falls into limbo. Senate Democratic leadership had a concise message for their GOP colleagues: Dream on.
Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA), a member of the Budget and Appropriations committees, sharply rebuked
Republican assholes for refusing to budge on their anti-tax rigidity.
“I understand why House Republicans would want us to forget about last August, but the fact is they
brought us to the brink and then they agreed to a bipartisan deal to get us out of it,” Murray told TPM.
“Today Republicans continue their mad dash away from that deal in order to protect the wealthy from
paying a penny more. The reality is that the only way to avoid sequestration [deep automatic cuts to
defense and domestic spending] is to work with us on a balanced and fair approach that protects
middle-class families. Until Republicans realize that, they will only be negotiating with themselves.”
If only Democrats could convince the poor to vote.
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POP Quiz from the Past
Former Georgia Rep. Bob Barr (R-Passes for White) once told Larry King, live on CNN,
that he wrote a check to some women's clinic (hospital - whatever)
so he and his wife could have their unborn daughter aborted.
When Larry King asked him why he did that, what was the
staunchly-anti-choice Barr's most excellent comic reply?
Subject: I remember that one, Bart
His rather flippant response to "Why did you pay for your wife's abortion?" was,
"We have a joint checking account - why does it matter who signs the check?"
Of course, Barr also got into a bit of trouble when that wife gave info to Larry Flynt
during the Clinton impeachment proving that Barr had had an extramarital affair with
the woman who became the next future Mrs. Ex-Bob Barr -- although they probably
didn't have a joint checking account, because I don't think she had any abortions.
Jon B
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Gosh, I wish this was my shower...
Subject: lying about building height
Living around Chicago, we are always miffed with new world's tallest structures.
The measure I think is best is to use the ceiling of the highest habitable floor.
That cuts out all the skylights, spires, and antennas.
Tallest structure do what you want, tallest building: measure to the ceiling
of a floor you can walk around do something on...
Ray K
If they would state the height with an asterisk or a wink, that'd be OK.
But they treat us like we're all 6 years old and falling for their bullshit.
Plus, the idea that we HAD to make it to 1776 feet, as tho that number
will help the dead rest more easily, is also asinine and insulting.
Gee, if we really wanted to get even with the terrorists,
wouldn't we have constructed a 13-sided building for the 13 colonies?
But ...maybe we should count our blessings.
At least they didn't name it the George W. Bush Freedom Tower.
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Subject: The opposite of Obama
Let's list some ways ROMNEY would have "helped" America - doing the OPPOSITE of Obama.
Romney would NOT have placed a moratorium on foreclosures.
Romney would NOT have given a $400 individual / $800 couple tax rebate in 2009
Romney would NOT have bailed out the auto makers
Romney would NOT have sent $600 billion in stimulus money to state and local programs
Romney would NOT have doubled student financial aid, etc.
M Sharp
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Jeff the Cat, always rsearching the opposition...
President, Dog-on-Roof Dead Even
They can sell more papers if the race is close
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With six months to go before Election Day, a new poll finds Mister No Convictions in a dead heat
with President Barack Obama in 12 key political battleground states.
A USA Today/Gallup poll of 12 expected swing states—Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, Nevada,
New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and Wisconsin—finds
Obama leading Romney by just two points among registered voters, 47 percent to 45 percent.
The results are well within the poll's plus or minus 4 percent margin of error.
That's a major difference from the same poll conducted in late March, when Obama
held a 9-point lead over Romney among battleground state voters.
I'd say a nine-point lead is about right.
I'm not saying Obama already has this won - I'm saying he's way ahead and I'm
saying he's damn unlikely to stumble - but sometimes weird shit does happen.
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Today's Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, the mystery car is a 1953 Buick Roadmaster
Ricky Hall
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Longtime Bartcop Reader getting 20 years?
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Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison,
a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter.
He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business
that was helping sick people.
So, what's the lesson here - don't follow the law?
Maybe second-term Obama will help overturn the craziness of first-term Obama.
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The GOP's War on Women
What's the very first thing the Bush bastards did after they took Iraq?
They made it legal to steal Iraq's oil and rape American women.
Conclusion: They love oil and they hate women.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, the mystery car is a 1953 Buick Roadmaster
Ricky Hall
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Longtime Bartcop Reader getting 20 years?
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Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison,
a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter.
He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business
that was helping sick people.
So, what's the lesson here - don't follow the law?
Maybe second-term Obama will help overturn the craziness of first-term Obama.
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The GOP's War on Women
What's the very first thing the Bush bastards did after they took Iraq?
They made it legal to steal Iraq's oil and rape American women.
Conclusion: They love oil and they hate women.
We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help?
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Today's Mystery Celebrity is quite hot.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, your Mystery Celebrity is Jennifer Aniston.
Very artsy photo, I love it!!!!
Rick in 845
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Texas Bluebonnets.....taken on April 1, 2012 near Ennis, Tx.
Thanks to Elizabeth M
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City
Nobody got yesreday's Mystery City.
It's Venice, Italy - the canals (and lack of streets) were the giveaway.
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is on the set of Bonanza. From left,
Lorne Greene, Ed Winn, Dan Blocker, and Buster Keaton.
In 1965 silent film star Buster Keaton was to guest star on an episode, The Ponderosa Birdman. His old friend
vaudaville legend Ed Winn, visited Keaton on the set before filming began. Keaton argued about the script angering Dan
Blocker, and he was fired. The producer hit upon the idea of replacing him with Ed Winn, who returned and
the episode was completed. Source
mechadave
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