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Wednesday, May 9, 2012 Vol 2873 - Red Rover
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"Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity..." -- John Travolta, quoted in a male sex-harassment lawsuit Link I can see Tim's head exploding... Send e-mail to Bart Welcome to Romney's America Senator Lugar gets Teabagged Last sane Rethug drummed out of the senate Link Lugar blasted primary winner Richard Mourdock for his partisan ways and lamenting a Washington that doesn't value compromise. "I don't remember a time when so many topics have become politically unmentionable in one party or the other," the 80-year-old senator wrote. "Republicans cannot admit to any nuance in policy on climate change. Republican members are now expected to take pledges against any tax increases. For two consecutive presidential nomination cycles, GOP candidates competed with one another to express the most strident anti-immigration view, even at the risk of alienating a huge voting bloc." He saved the sharpest criticism for Mourdock, slamming the Teabagger for embracing "groups whose prime mission is to cleanse the Republican Party of those who stray from orthodoxy as they see it." "This is not conducive to problem solving and governance," Lugar said. "And he will find that unless he modifies his approach, he will achieve little as a legislator. Worse, he will help delay solutions that are totally beyond the capacity of partisan majorities to achieve." Why did Luger lose? Obama suggested he might consider the Indiana senator for a job in his administration. That was too much for tea party Republicans and other conservatives who have shunned compromise. Lugar's big crime was not using "nigger" enough when referring to the president. That's unforgivable in today's GOP. Lugar called Obama early this year and apologized in advance for the use of the n-word. Obama laughed and said he understood. That's today's Republican Party. Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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Subject: Who said it? "Today I Believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator?" Answer Send e-mail to Bart Obama, "Man up" on Gay Marriage says usually-sane Ed Rendell Link Former PA Gov. Ed Rendell (D) — who supported marriage equality while in office — called on Obama to lead on the issue. "He should do what Michael Steele said he should do. He should man up and say, 'This is what I believe' and he doesn’t lose any African-American votes,” he said. “The people who vote solely on this issue, single issue voter, gay marriage, none of them are voting for Barack Obama now and they’re not going to vote for him whether he says he’s against it.” Absolutely true. Absolutely false. What's the advantage of coming out now compared to next February? Maybe that issue would only affect 2% of the voters, but remember, Obama won North Carolina by just 14,000 votes last time and Gore "lost" Florida by a few hundred votes. Let's get Obama re-elected and shame him into doing the right things in 2013. Send e-mail to Bart Obama beats Judd in West VA Judd is a f-ing prisoner who got 41% Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Romney Hires 'Willie Horton' guy Link He could actually be a key factor in Mitt Romney's chances this fall. Romney's "secret weapon" is the guy who came up with the "Willie Horton" ad, decades ago. "If you vote for Dukakis, I'll rape your daughter!" Larry McCarthy is one of the driving forces behind the Restore Our Future super PAC. This group is going to be Romney's chief attack dog in the battle for the airwaves for the next six months. Meaning McCarthy will determine how the Romney campaign slings mud. And McCarthy is a mudslinger extraordinaire -- he's a master of the art form. Political ads are judged on one quality: their effectiveness. Does the ad work? That's the only measure candidates use. It doesn't matter what the media or the fact checkers have to say about it, it doesn't matter who it offends -- as long as the ad has its intended effect, it is judged a success. The Willie Horton ad is remembered today for precisely this reason. How many other political ads does anybody remember from the same era? Precious few. But I don't even have to provide a link to explain what the Willie Horton ad was, because I'm fairly confident that anyone reading this will already know what I'm talking about. That is effective. And memorable. But Obama hasn't done anything as stupid as what Dukakis did. Dukakis granted a weekend furlough to a prisoner serving life without parole. BTW, that bold sentence above? If Romney's PAC spends hundreds of millions of dollars screaming negatives at Obama, that could very well backfire on Romney. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Eldrick takes Bart's Advice Seen ringless in Vegas with multiple "bikini babes" Link TMZ ran a photo of former golf great Eldrick Woods back in the danger zone -- the Las Vegas pool party scene -- where he was surrounded by hot chicks in bikinis ... and a TON of security. Woods quietly hit the Liquid pool party at the Aria Hotel on Saturday ... sporting a t-shirt, shades ... and a ringless wedding finger. Sources at the pool tell us Tiger was flanked by a security team while he visited with a couple of friends inside a private cabana. Of course, Vegas was the epicenter of Tiger's adultery back when he could play golf. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, the mystery car is a rare 1950 Plymouth Special Deluxe Convertible. Me like! JimB Sheridan OR Send e-mail to Bart Longtime Bartcop Reader getting 20 years? Link Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison, a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter. He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business that was helping sick people. So, what's the lesson here - don't follow the law? Maybe second-term Obama will help overturn the craziness of first-term Obama. Send e-mail to Bart The GOP's War on Women What's the very first thing the Bush bastards did after they took Iraq? They made it legal to steal Iraq's oil and rape American women. Conclusion: They love oil and rape. We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help? You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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