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Memorial Day Weekend-Tuesday, May 26-29, 2012 Vol 2882 - Ghost holes
If you are planning on taking classes, visiting, or working at Ghost Ranch in Abiquiu NM, you need to read this website. We've got a bunch of new letters that detail our gripes with management. Check it out, then please sign our petition to replace the current ranch administrator and her deputies and/or send us your letters and comments for print on the website. www.ghostranchfriends.org Syria Spinning Out of Control It's so bad, CNN won't show the pictures Link The U.N.'s human rights office said that most of the 108 victims of a massacre in Syria last week were shot at close range, some of them women, children and entire families gunned down in their own homes. The massacre on Friday in Houla drew new international outrage, with more than half a dozen countries including France and Britain expelling Syrian diplomats in protest. "We are at a tipping point," said Kofi Annan, the most useless diplomat of our generation. "The Syrian people do not want the future to be one of bloodshed and division." I wish President Let's-Wait-and-See was a little more urgent about this. How many thousands have died while he dithers? If nothing else, get some drones in the air and when you see a torch-carrying mob approaching a just-shelled town, "disperse" them. Or, you could sit back and do nothing while Kofi Annan "pressures" Assad. Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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Money-Laundering, Corruption, Burglary, Scandal plagued tax haven crumbling Benny the Rat's butler arrested hy Vatican "This is not funny - stop laughing!" Link The "Vatileaks" scandal has seriously embarrassed the Vatican at a time during which it is trying to show the world financial community that it has turned a page and shed its reputation as a scandal plagued tax haven. Vatican documents leaked to the press in recent months have undermined that effort, alleging corruption in Vatican finance as well as internal bickering over the Holy See's efforts to show more transparency in its financial operations. But perhaps most critically, the leaks have seemed aimed at one main goal: to discredit Pope Benedict XVI's No. 2, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, the Vatican secretary of state. The scandal took on even greater weight last week with the publication of "His Holiness," a book which reproduced confidential letters and memos to and from Benedict and his personal secretary. The Vatican called the book "criminal" and vowed to take legal action against the author, publisher, and whoever leaked the documents. Damn, this reads a lot like the plot of Godfather III. From Roger Ebert's Review: Godfather III brings the Corleone family into the inner circles of corruption in the Vatican. Actual events - the untimely suddenness of John Paul I's death, the scandals at the Vatican Bank, the body of a Vatican banker found hanging from a London bridge - are cheerfully intertwined with the Corleone's fictional story, and it is suggested that the Vatican lost hundreds of millions in a fraud. We eavesdrop on corrupt Vatican officials, venal cardinals scheming in the vast Renaissance palaces that dwarf them, and we travel to Sicily so that Michael Corleone can consult with Don Tommasino, his trusted old friend, to discover who is plotting against him within the Mafia council. So, the world's largest organized Rape Ring is corrupt? Who knew? Send e-mail to Bart Radioactive Japanese Tuna is Here Why bother to fix the broker reactor? Link Across the vast Pacific, the mighty bluefin tuna carried radioactive contamination that leaked from Japan's crippled nuclear plant to the shores of the United States 6,000 miles away — the first time a huge migrating fish has been shown to carry radioactivity such a distance. "We were frankly kind of startled," said Nicholas Fisher, one of the researchers reporting the findings. The levels of radioactive cesium were 10 times higher than the amount measured in previous years, but scientists did not expect the nuclear fallout to linger in huge fish that sail the world because such fish can metabolize and shed radioactive substances. Who wrote that - Rush Limbaugh? Fish know how to "shed" radioactivity so it's OK to eat tuna that glows in the dark? Send e-mail to Bart Birther wounded by death ray! Subject: Romney's record at Bain matters I keep seeing these weird stories coming out of the mainstream media titled, "Romney's record at Bain Capital: Does it matter?" Are you kidding me? Bain Capital is what Romney does! I'm one of those people who believes that what you do is who you are. So if he's running to be president don't we want to understand who he is, how he earns money, who he pals around with, and what he's accomplished. So the obvious answer to the question is "YES - It matters!" Marc Perkel This is what today's USA Today says about Romney's Vulture Capitalism. Romney can do the same for America - if we let him. Send e-mail to Bart They Rape Kids in... Colorado Link A Catholic priest in Colorado Springs has been arrested on sex abuse allegations. Charles Robert Manning turned himself in Tuesday, following a seven-month investigation by police. Police said the 77-year-old pervert was arrested on suspicion of alleged sexual assault on a minor by a person in a position of trust and contributing to the defense of a minor. Documents have been sealed and police didn't release any other details. By all means, seal those documents and don't let anyone know about it. Maybe the Church can write you guys a check and settle out of court? There's certainly no reason for any headlines here... Send e-mail to Bart Spend Money to Make Money Advertise at Bartcop.com, make more sales, generate more income. Two days just $35 One week just $75 If you don't advertise, your costomers won't know you have what they can't live without. Trump a "Bloviating ignoramus" Even George Will gets this one right Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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