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Wednesday, May 30, 2012 Vol 2883 - Baby cakes
If you are planning on taking classes, visiting, or working at Ghost Ranch in Abiquiu NM, you need to read this website. We've got a bunch of new letters that detail our gripes with management. Check it out, then please sign our petition to replace the current ranch administrator and her deputies and/or send us your letters and comments for print on the website. www.ghostranchfriends.org Spending $1 Billion against Obama They're going to call him 'n----r" a billion times? Link White power Republican outside groups looking to influence elections across the country are on track to spend a record-breaking $1 billion this year, Politico reports. Those behind most of the spending include the super PAC American Crossroads, Karl Rove's front group that has links to Charles and David Koch and the Chamber of Commerce. That total includes previously undisclosed plans for newly aggressive spending by the Kochs, who are steering funding to build sophisticated, county-by-county operations in key states. POLITICO has learned that Koch-related organizations plan to spend about $400 million ahead of the 2012 elections - twice what they had been expected to commit. The Koch spending is more than the $370 million that McCain raised in 2008. So how many lies can you get for a billion dollars? I say this has "backfire" written all over it. I predict the non-stop, wall-to-wall, racist name-calling by the Confederates will actually push more people into the arms of the Union president, Obama. BTW, if the Democrats had any brains or will to win (should I bother to finish the thought?) why wouldn't they half-jokingly frame the debate that way - the Union against the Confederacy? Each time the GOP gets caught throwing qualified Blacks off the voter rolls, we could say, 'What else would you expect from these Dixie flag worshippers?" But, of course, it wouldn't be fair to saddle the bastards with a semi-unfair nickname. Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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Bloody Hippocrite Curt Schilling Rethug sticks taxpayers with $121M bill "Screw the taxpayers, we got ours..." Link Former pitcher Curt Schilling will be enshrined in the memories of Red Sox fans, but Rhode Island residents will remember the vocal Republican for costing the state $112.6 million in moral obligation bond payments in the wake of his collapsed video game company. Soon after the Red Sox won the 2004 World Series, Schilling stumped for Der Monkey Fuhrer. He also campaigned for John McCain in 2008, according to the Valley Advocate, that dubbed Schilling a “bloody hypocrite.” In 2010, Rhode Island sold $75 million worth of moral obligation bonds that would put the state on the hook for a total of $121.6 million, according to WPRI.com. Republicans just don't know how to handle money. Since most of them were born rich, they've never had to make sound financial decisions. They just spend and spend and when the money runs out, they charge the taxpayers. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Philly Pedo Priests Back in the late 60's, I went to Camp Neuman, outside of Jamison PA., for 4 seasons in a row. It was a summer camp run by Father Dunne, a rugged, Spencer Tracy-like Catholic Priest, he looked like the priest in the "exorcist", and exuded a self-confident, worldly, grounded wisdom & love of children. My mother, who passed away 4 yrs ago, adored him, and on the few occasions that I met him, I was impressed with his understanding and empathetic personality. He was part of my fond memories of those years, when I learned to excel at various activities and socialize with other boys. 2 yrs ago, on a whim, I called the camp to see if he was still there, I figured he might be dead by now, since he looked to be in his 30's then. The camp staff reacted strangely, wanting to know who I was and why I wanted to know about him...all cagey and oddly amused. They said he was no longer there, hadn't been for decades, and would provide no further info. Then last week I heard this priest pedo story on the radio and heard the name Dunne associated with it. Then they said it was in Pennsylvania. "No way" I thought. Can't be father Dunne. So I checked further. The Priest involved, Father Peter Dunne, ran camp Neuman from '66 to '72. So he not only stole kids' innocence and opportunity to grow up well-adjusted, he stole the memories of everyone who knew him growing up..memories of a figure that left a positive impression not just of the church.. but of human nature. It just leaves me sad. Ralph Ralph, sorry to hear that. Medical science tells us rapists will rape until they are finally put in cages but if they wear their collar backwards, we allow them to continue. Send e-mail to Bart A Headache Named Trump Romney makes very poor decisions... Romney's buddy Trump says hospital, newspapers are lying... Link "He doesn't want to talk about it." Or so said Michael Cohen, Donald Trump's spokesman, on the question of Trump's birther delusions. Cohen, in a phone interview, called the renewed controversy over Trump's birther delusion "a distraction," and blamed it on "the liberal media." But five minutes later, Trump openly disagreed with his spokesman. "I don't imagine this is distraction at all," Trump said. "In fact, we have a fundraiser that's going to take place in a couple of hours, and I'm just walking through the lobby of Trump international and this place is packed." And that, in a nutshell, is the problem for Mitt Romney. Romney has more problems than Jay-Z. They keep telling us how close this is - really? A majority is going to vote to give the super-rich BIGGER tax breaks in November? That could only happen if Obama refuses to list the facts. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: usa is a facist country for more than 60 years since the end of WW2 usa is a place led by fascists governments, so why do you complain about the republicans, wallstreet and the cia is doing the job and you are obeying, dont cry, you silly CHAVOZ Jean-François Granted, we got a little Fascist after Bush the Impaler stole power, but calling Carter, Clinton and Obama "Fascists" just proves you are a Monkey. Send e-mail to Bart They Rape Kids in... Pick any NFL city. Google it and "Catholic sexual abuse" and you'll be flooded. Or Google the city where your favorite actor or athlete was born. If it's in America, Catholics are raping kids in that city. Meanwhile, the FBI, Attorneys General and city and state prosecutors are "Looking into the matter," which means your grandchildren will be raped, too. Disclaimer: I was not attacked by any church person (or anybody) and I don't know anyone who was raped, but the headlines are there every day and it just goes on and on. Poker playing? We're all over that - Obama ordered the banksters to CRACK DOWN right away. Pot smokers? Their legal providers must be raided, jailed, tried and sentenced, but those child rapes continue, every day, day after day. I get it - it's just child rape. It's not as serious as poker abuse or pot abuse, but still... Send e-mail to Bart Spend Money to Make Money Advertise at Bartcop.com, make more sales, generate more income. Two days just $35 One week just $75 If you don't advertise, your costomers won't know you have what they can't live without. Benny the Rat Attacks Media Typical Rethug when he gets caught "This is not funny - stop laughing!" Link Pope Benny the Rat angrily denounced what he called false media coverage of a leaks scandal shaking the Vatican over the worst crisis in his papacy. In unusually blunt remarks at the end of a general audience in St Peter's Square where he repeatedly referred to personal suffering, the 85-year-old rape ringleader said recent events had caused sadness in his heart. "Suggestions have multiplied, amplified by some media which are totally gratuitous and which have gone well beyond the facts, offering an image of the Holy See which does not correspond to reality," Benny said of a scandal that has seen his butler arrested for stealing secret documents. Hey Benny, what are you trying so hard to keep hidden? Why are these "leaks" so damaging? What "unknown truths" could destroy you? Why aren't you at least as clean as Ol' Bart? Ain't nobody got nothing on me - nobody. And why does a super-rich dictator-for-life need to launder money? Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City? The "mystery castle" is the Sanctuary of Our Lady of Las Lajas in Colombia. It took a bit of Google-fu but what an incredibly beautiful place to learn about.. Jim Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery? In the 1930s Cary Grant and Randolph Scott Church Choir: "Randolph Scott!!" (Blazing Saddles joke) ...posed for a series of photos that highlighted their domestic lives together as roommates. Some have suggested that they were lovers! Hhhmmmm? Dale of Diamond Springs, CA Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Thanks to the Jazz Turntable. If you're shopping online, it never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Just-turned vampire Nina Dobrev Check out over 100 sexy and tasteful photos of Nina Dobrev in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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