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Weekend-Monday June 2-4, 2012 Vol 2885 - Teavangelicals
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If you are planning on taking classes, visiting, or working at
Ghost Ranch in Abiquiu NM, you need to read this website.
We've got a bunch of new letters that detail our gripes with management.
Check it out, then please sign our petition to replace the current ranch administrator
and her deputies and/or send us your letters and comments for print on the website.
www.ghostranchfriends.org
Florida: Screw Voting Rights Act
They're not letting Blacks vote in November
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Florida, a key electoral battleground, will defy the Justice Department's warning to stop
its effort to purge Black voters, a state spokesman said on Saturday.
The warning issued this week by the head of the Justice Department's voting section said
the move to purge Black voters appeared to violate the 1965 Voting Rights Act, which
protects minorities. It demanded a response by Wednesday.
But a spokesman for Florida Secretary of State Ken Detzner said the state must ensure
only White voters cast ballots, and intends to go forward with the campaign.
"We have a year-round obligation to ensure the integrity of Florida's White elections.
We will be responding to the Justice Department's concerns next week," Chris Cate said.
As always, Republican crimes will continue until the Democrats take action.
Usually, our idiot Democrats wait until the week of the election to address these issues,
then a judge rules there's not enough time to make the necessary changes.
How did I get stuck in a party of spinless, clueless cowards?
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They say Walker will likely survive.
I can't keep up with Wisconsin politics
but I assume the Dems have failed to list the facts?
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John Edwards Not Guilty
Jury hangs on trumped-up charges
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A jury's refusal to convict John Edwards for cheating on hios wife was less a redemption of him
than a rejection of Bush's crooked Justice Department's boldest attempt to make an example of
someone in the name of enforcing campaign finance laws.
Thursday's verdict of not guilty on one count and a mistrial on five others bore out criticism from
the earliest stages of the case that it was a reach, that prosecutors went after the ex-U.S. senator
without the kind of evidence that justified the charges that he masterminded a scheme to use
campaign donations to hide his pregnant mistress from the public and his terminally ill wife.
"As noted by nearly every lawyer who considered the matter, this was a lousy case," said Melanie
Sloan of some group in Washington. "All the salacious details prosecutors offered up to prove
that Edwards is, indeed, despicable, were not enough to persuade the jury to convict him."
Justice was eventually done in this case.
In a time when Bush and Cheney lied us into two wars that killed 6,000 soliders
how were they going to convict Edwards of lying about an affair where nobody died?
And how were they going to convict Edwards of using campaign money funny
after Sheldon Adelson gave Newt $10M to win racist Carolina?
The crooks at Bush's Justice Department went after innocent John Edwards like their
names were Hardon Kenny. These are the same crooks who framed Sen. Ted Stevens
by witholding proof of his innocence.
In America, it's 100 percent legal to frame an innocent person and the dirty crooks
who put the scheme into action don't even get their wrists slapped.
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Subject: Pete Hoekstra
Pete is running for Senate, after a failed primary bid for the Governor’s race a couple of years ago.
The Senate spot is currently held by Debbie Stabenow (D), who has never lost an election in which
she was the main candidate (she was a Lt. Gov. pick on a losing ticket, once).
During the Super Bowl this year, Pete ran an ad that should have ruined his political career,
it was so offensive to Asians. He hired an Asian actress to speak pigeon English and refer to
“Debbie Spenditnow” sending all the American jobs to China. The actress was thanking her for doing so.
Pete has little primary opposition, but he also has little chance of beating the incumbent
because of his offensive previous ad.
Sue in Michigan
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Election could turn on CO Pot vote
Crazy Pot jihad could cost Obama a second term
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Sure, he has acknowledged smoking pot as a young man, but he has disappointed marijuana advocates
by opposing its legalization and busting law abiding marijuana providers like he believes Reefer Madness is real.
His Justice Department crackdowns on medical marijuana dispensaries have severely angered his base.
So now, with Obama facing a stiff challenge from Dixie's Mitt Romney in the November 6 election,
it's ironic that his chances of winning the key state of Colorado could hinge on marijuana legalization.
They say this race could be tight enough that Obama has to win Colorado and Wisconsin.
Obama pisssed of Wisconsin by ignoring their war against evil Scott Walker and he's managed to
piss off every pot smoker (and 30 million poker players) with his petty jihads against regular Americans,
no doubt as an attempt to curry favor with the Bitch and the Boner.
For a smart man, he's certainly screwed up a LOT of easy tests.
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Lying Zimmerman behind bars
He lied to the judge - he has no credibility
"I'm a racist and a liar and a murderer
who has gotten caught lying to a judge.
I'm going to jail for several decades."
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Trayvon's murderer fucked up. He swore under oath that he was dead broke,
failing to mention the over $100K that racists and Dixie-loving Rethugs sent him
He has pissed off the judge and that's not good.
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Subject: snake handlers
Bart, back in '82 when my wife and I were newly married we went to Tennessee
to visit her grandparents. One evening while watching the news there was a piece
about some man having been bitten and then died while testing his faith.
Her grandfather shook his head and said "God gave me enough sense not to play with snakes."
I think of that every time I hear of someone doing something stupid and expecting
their omnipotent babysitter to take care of them instead of using their brain to really
think it through.
Dan.
Oklahoma is chock-full of snake-handling crazies.
We're also the cock-fighting capital of these ununited states.
Jocelyn Elders was right - if these crazies would play with their cocks
instead of rattlesnakes nobody would die and they might get some
"aggression poison" out of their system, too.
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Eldrick's Agent arrested for DWI
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Subject: snake handlers
snake handling,,, too much faith?
Why not just drink Drano?
Drano is legal in all states and is much easier to store.
It would be the same test of faith according to their interpretation of scripture.
It's an interesting concept that secular (state) law can legally deny folks practicing their faith.
How would this concept affect the current issue of religions claiming that they are being denied
the right to practice their faith by legally requiring them to provide contraception to women?
Mark 16:17-18.
"And these signs will follow those who believe," the verses say. "In My name they will cast out demons;
they will speak with new tongues; they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by
no means hurt them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will recover."
Keith
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Green Lantern Comes Out
He's our first gay comic book hero
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One of DC’s iconic superheroes, Alan Scott a.k.a. the Green Lantern, has come out of the closet.
Publisher Dan DiDio confirmed the rumors about the Green Lantern today, a character who currently
appears as the lead in DC’s “Earth 2.” The comic is a rebooted version about one of DC’s original
heroes and is written by James Robinson.
In an interview with EW, Robinson said that Alan Scott’s sexuality i just a part of his character,
but not his defining trait.
“He’s an interesting, complex character that I think people will respond to on many levels.
He’s the epitome of heroism. And I hope that he’s a positive representation of a gay man,” Robinson said.
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No wonder the GOP won't let a Democrat fix this mess.
If it gets fixed, they can't charge $75 for aspirin anymore.
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Sarah Palin Nude
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Big Dog: Obama will win big
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Bill Clinton said he thought that Obama would be easily re-elected, even though polls currently show a close race.
"I still think the president will win by five or six points," Clinton told CNN.
Obama and Romney are even in a number of nationwide polls.
At this point polls show support for the two men closer than it will be in November,
Clinton said, due to continued stress on the US economy.
But if Obama's supporters hit the trail and tout his achievements as president,
Clinton said he was confident "he'll be fine and he'll be re-elected."
In other words, if Democrats list the facts, they'll win.
Where have we heard that before?
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
Send Tom some encouragement on Facebook and
Friend him or Like him - Twitter his hashtag or whatever.
Let's get Tom 100,000 followers. (He has 593 so far)
He's probably feeling pretty alone,
waiting to see if he'll get the full 20 years. http://www.codeofthewestfilm.com/
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because
our president has a problem with legal pot laws."
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Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison,
a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter.
He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business
that was helping sick people.
I saw in TIME Magazine where a reporter finally asked Obama about his hardon for pot smokers.
His super-weak and illogical reply was, "Well, some of these marijuana growers have turned
their Mom and Pop operations into giant thousand-pound money-making machines,"
which makes no sense.
IF Obama has a problem with law-abiding Americans getting into free enterprise, why not WARN
them to slim down their operations instead of busting the little guy in Montana without notice?
You know how the saying used to be,
"Better to let ten guilty men go free than convict one innocent man?"
Well, that's been changed to, "Better to let ten innocent cancer patients die in pain
than let once one pot smoker get high without a terminal illness."
Barack, you've let us down.
As a candidate, you promised you'd treat this issue with science and logic.
You lied and it could cost you your place in history
If you lose, it may be 50 years before another person of colors wins the White House
because the racists repugs will say, "See? You can't trust a nigger with power."
Is your petty little jihad against pot and poker worth losing the White House?
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Today's Mystery Celebrity photo was kinda hot
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrity? That's Jill St. John Proof
Bob in Des Moines
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The Morons at Parade Magazine
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I would never buy Parade magazine but it comes with my Sunday paper.
I read where they updated the cover of Sgt Peppers with "new" people so I tried
to check it out, but the morons printed a photo that's too small to see any faces.
I can see Elvis Costello and Eric Clapton, but that's about it.
How big of an idiot do you have to be to work at Parade Magazine?
Maybe you kids, with your 20-year old eyes can make out more celebrities
but I can't see a goddamn thing with my 58-year old eyes.
I wonder how the artist feels knowing he spend all those hours working
on the damn poster that most of America can't even f-ing see.
Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City? That's Sveti Stefan in Montenegro, a very cool little fishing village
that was, alas, bought by the 1% and turned into a luxury resort. At least hoi polloi like thee and me
are still allowed to walk its cobbled streets before returning to the mainland via that little causeway.
Peter
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is a One Wheel Motorcycle (1931)
One wheel motorcycle (invented by Italian M. Goventosa de Udine).
Maximum speed: 150 kilometers per hour ( 93 Mph).
The Why -- I have no idea More Here
Jim
Bart, didn’t I just see those motorcycles in Men In Black 3??
Check it out
Paula
(it pays to have grandchildren or so many reasons!!)
Yes, the new Men in Black movie seems to feature these.
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