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Tuesday, June 5, 2012 Vol 2886 - Transit of Venus
If you are planning on taking classes, visiting, or working at Ghost Ranch in Abiquiu NM, you need to read this website. We've got a bunch of new letters that detail our gripes with management. Check it out, then please sign our petition to replace the current ranch administrator and her deputies and/or send us your letters and comments for print on the website. www.ghostranchfriends.org I don't get this - can somebody explain it to me? Wal Mart was caught illegally paying $24M in bribes. The boys back in Arkansas said they knew nothing of these multi-million dollar crimes. That's not true. Either they knew full well where that $24M went OR Wal Mart has the kind of accounting where middle managers can steal $24M and the home office would never know about it. How do you re-elect corporate officers who are either guilty of corruption or blind stupidity? Or is this a nod-and a wink that everyone knows you have to commit multi-national, multi-million dollars crimes in order to do business in many/most foreign countries? If that's the case, let's rewrite the laws IF one has to break the law to do business overseas. Send e-mail to Bart When's the last time you visited BettyBowers.com? Don't be jealous of Betty, just because she's a better Christian than you. Shop Online
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Sluts vs GOP, Pigboy Link Women's rights activists are banding together to "Rock the Slut Vote" in an online effort to register women to vote and cast their ballots against Republicans in 2012. "If the GOP thinks that throwing the word 'slut' at us at this point is going to silence women they have another thing coming," said Susan McMillan Emry, the site's founder. Vulgar Pigboy Rush Limbaugh thrust the derogatory word into the political arena in February when he called a law student a "slut" for testifying before Congress in support of contraceptives. Following the national backlash over the Vulgar Pigboy's childish name-calling, "Rock the Slut Vote" is now aiming to "diffuse" the offensive term, Emry said. Send e-mail to Bart Cuomo: Let's Reduce Pot Penalties He's very unlike our Democratic president Link New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo is making a move that could drastically reduce the number of people arrested for marijuana possession as a result of police stop-and-frisks. The governor asked the state Legislature Monday to change state law reducing the penalty for public possession of fewer than 25 grams of marijuana to a violation instead of a misdemeanor. Cuomo called the proposal "long overdue." Marijuana was decriminalized in New York State in 1977 but there are inconsistencies. Currently, private possession of fewer than 25 grams of marijuana is a violation, even though having that same amount out in the open becomes a misdemeanor that can result in arrest. Cuomo called the current law and its enforcement inconsistent, as well as a larger problem in the minority community, citing a 94-percent conviction rate. Andrew Cuomo is a brave man who's willing to move forward on drug laws. If only we had more Democrats in the Democratic party. Send e-mail to Bart Speaking of Ann Coulter... Did you know she's getting free French Fries for life at McDonalds? Years ago, in college, she helped Ronald out when he was ...in a slump... Subject: Romney gives Obama an "F" ? I find it amusing that Romney pretends to grade Obama on the economy giving Obama an "F". In comparison where would we grade Bush on the economy? If Obama gets an "F" then Bush set the school on fire. And what's Romney's solution to the economy? He wants to go back and do the same thing Bush did. In a Republican world where reality doesn't matter, where failure is the new success, Romney and Bush would get an "A". Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart When you read that pack of lies, you have to substitute "stolen" for "misreported." Those AIG bastards stole another $21 BILLION dollars and when mean, old Sheriff Obama was done with them, they reluctantly agreed to give back $146M of the stolen $21 BILLION. Question: Is Obama the worst negotiator in the history of the White House? Bart's Law #2 Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power) in their pocket, expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again. As long as Obama allows the crooks to keep making this "mistake" and profiting $20.8B from it, AIG and other Banksters will CONTINUE to rob us over and over and over. Third graders can see this logic - why can't our government? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: amazing dolphin rescue caught on film Link Doug, on a beach in Brazil Send e-mail to Bart Spend Money to Make Money Advertise at Bartcop.com, make more sales, generate more income. Two days just $35 One week just $75 If you don't advertise, your costomers won't know you have what they can't live without. I agree. House was once a superior show that became a good show and then it became a show that was difficult to watch. Did you ever wonder why Gilligan never got off the Island? Because the producers knew that would kill the reruns. The producers of House weren't as smart as Gilligan's producers. The last two years, Dr. House was an impossible prick. What was once seen as semi-charming became dark and ugly. It got so bad, he drove a car into Cuddy's home - right thru the dining room. That's not "bad bahavior," that's an uncontrollable, psychotic rage. Who wants to spend an hour with that psychotic, hateful man? And could you believe that finale? House "killed" himself (switched his dental records) so he could do one final roadtrip with Wilson for the last six months Wilson had to live. House's saving grace was that he could save people when nobody else could. That's why he couldn't stay in prison - because people would die without him. Now, for the next 25-35 years of House's natural life, all those people will die. Is that the best way to end a medical show? Who knows? Maybe FOX cheated them our of their rerun royalties so they ruined the show for the viewers to get even. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert Send Tom some encouragement on Facebook and Friend him or Like him - Twitter his hashtag or whatever. Let's get Tom 100,000 followers. (He has 603 so far) Tom picked up just 10 friends yesterday - can we do better? Take a minute and send some encouragement to Tom. He's probably feeling pretty alone, waiting to see if he'll get the full 20 years. http://www.codeofthewestfilm.com/ "I might get 20 years in federal prison because our president has a problem with legal pot laws." Link Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison, a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter. He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business that was helping sick people. If Obama loses in November, he'll have the rest of his life to wonder what made him go so crazy on pot and poker that cost him the election. Wait - let me guess: Bob Shrum told Obama it was a smart move to attack everyday Americans who enjoy pot and poker? Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Run a banner ad on bartcop.com Don't be a victim of Bush's Recession Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the month Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, remind them why they need you! Two days just $35 The GOP's War on Women We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help? You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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