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Tuesday July 10, 2012 Vol 2901 - Steagles
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"How do we explain the heat? One word: summer. I grew up in central Illinois
in a house without air conditioning. What is so unusual about this?"
-- George Will, saying things aren't really getting hotter Link
When George sees a problem, he does some research to find out
where science is so he can argue the other side.
Hey George, can you read a chart?
This says 86 American cities set new heat records in June.
How does that say, "It's just another summer" to you?
"Global warming is the biggest hoax since Hitler."
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Nothing Hidden in Tax returns?
Romney claims, so why can't you release them?
Link
Willard Romney said there is
"nothing hidden" in his hidden tax returns that have yet to be
released,
responding to a question during a radio interview set to air later
today regarding an onslaught of criticism
from Democrats - including President Obama - on his refusal to be more
transparent with his financial records.
"I don't manage them. I don't even know where they are," said Romney in
an interview with Iowa Radio.
"That trustee follows all U.S. laws. All the taxes are paid, as
appropriate."
"All of them have been reported to the government," said Romney,
adding, "There's nothing hidden there."
We've all seen video of Romney
mocking the "blindness" of a blind trust.
is that wacky rteligious cult he belongs to that believes God lives on the planet Kolob.
Why are we picking on Tom Cruise, exploring the weirdness of Scientology,
but we're giving a pass to President God-lives-on-Kolob?
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Agent: Roswell UFO was real
Says he saw proof with his own eyes
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"It was not a damn weather balloon -- it was what it was billed when people first reported it,"
said Chase Brandon, a 35-year CIA veteran. "It was a craft that clearly did not come from this planet,
it crashed and I don't doubt for a second that the use of the word 'remains' and 'cadavers' was exactly
what people were talking about."
In the mid-1990s, that he walked into a special section of CIA headquarters in Langley, Va.,
called the Historical Intelligence Collection.
"It was a vaulted area and not everybody could get in it," Brandon told HuffPo. "One day, I was looking
around in there and reading some of the titles that were mostly hand-scribbled summations of what was
in the boxes. And there was one box that really caught my eye. It had one word on it: Roswell.
"I took the box down, lifted the lid up, rummaged around inside it, put the box back on the shelf
and said, 'My god, it really happened!'"
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The super-rich and the churches pay no taxes?
No wonder America has gone bankrupt.
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Romney vs cops, firemen, teachers
Why does he hate the little people so much?
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Subject: Indiana corn crop
Bart
The corn crop in Indiana is already at a 30% loss.
If no measurable rains falls in the next three weeks, enjoy your $15,00 box of Frosted Flakes.
As of today we are 12" down on rainfall. That number is unprecedented.
Even the old fossil farmers say they have never seen a drought like this,
Anyone who doesn't believe in climate change should take a look
at the dying corn in the fields. The soybeans look like shit too.
Brian
Brian, you must be wrong.
George Will says "It's just summer."
Your problem is - the corn is LYING!
"Yes, the corn is lying and the glaciers are merely hiding.
Hell, thermometers are known Leftists, too. "
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Reagan's Baby-harvesting scheme
Yet some Republicans see him as a saint by Robert Parry
Link
An Argentine court has convicted two of the nation’s former right-wing dictators, Jorge Rafael Videla
and Reynaldo Bignone, in a scheme to murder leftist mothers and give their infants to military personnel
often complicit in the killings, a shocking process known to the Reagan administration even as it worked
closely with the bloody regime.
Testimony at the trial included a videoconference from Washington with Elliott Abrams, then-Secretary of
State for Latin American Affairs, who said he urged Bignone to reveal the babies’ identities as Argentina
began a transition to democracy in 1983.
Abrams said the Reagan administration “knew that it wasn’t just one or two children,” indicating that U.S.
officials believed there was a high-level “plan because there were many people murdered or jailed.”
Estimates of the Argentines murdered in the so-called Dirty War range from 13,000 to about 30,000,
with many victims “disappeared,” buried in mass graves or dumped from planes over the Atlantic.
Reagan's record on civil rights makes me want to do one thing:
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Subject: Gop slugs
I was 'talking' with a GOTP co-worker after the ACA ruling.
He was talking about how it was the end of Obama.
All I had to say to shut him up was 'let's see - he killed Osama, saved Detroit,
passed financial reform, ended DADT, and now he will go down in history as
the president who expanded our country's social safety net.
And what do you have? Romney? Yeah, good luck with that.'
He shut up and didn't talk to me for two days. YAY me!
nancy
Notice the pattern here?
In 2008, they HATED McCain, but everyone else was even worse, so they went with him.
In 2012, they HATE Dog-on-Roof, but everyone else is even worse, so they went with him.
They always talk about the "rising stars" in the GOP - really?
Rising stars like bore-me-to-death Tim Pawlenty?
Rising stars like 400-pound Chris Christie?
Rising stars like on-the-run-from-Castro Marco Rubio?
Their "rising stars" are worse than their current terrible candidates and their positions
are too extreme for America which is another reason why Obama will win again.
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What is today's Mystery Car?
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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a...
Nobody correctly identified yesterday's Mystery Car.
Are these too hard?
Should I stick to late model Fords & Chevys?
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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a...
Nobody correctly identified yesterday's Mystery Car.
Are these too hard?
Should I stick to late model Fords & Chevys?
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Perry: No Health Care for Tejas
He really doesn't like Black people
"Health care is for fags, queers and darkies..."
Link
Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R-Factless) has vowed not to implement state programs required under
Obama's federal health care law. He joins several other racist governors who remain opposed
to the state mandates after the Supreme Court upheld the law's constitutionality.
Perry announced his refusal to create a state health insurance exchange in a letter to Health and
Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius:
"I will not be party to socializing healthcare and bankrupting my state in direct contradiction
to our Constitution and our founding principles of limited government," Perry stated.
Butt Rick, a partisan Republican judge, appointed by Der Monkey Fuhrer, ruled that the
Affordable Care Act WAS legal. Now you claim Judge Roberts's ruling is unconstitutional?
Are you saying GOP judges on the high court are stupid or crooked?
Are you saying YOU know more about the constitution than Justice Roberts?
Maybe Tejas should secede like you've always talked about.
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Subject: Members of Congress are temporary employees
Bart --
I've been wondering about this for years.
Members of Congress are temporary employees of the Federal government.
They are contractors who are up for a contract renewal every two years.
They are not permanent employees, and therefore not eligible for Federal benefits,
especially such permanent, for-life benefits as retirement pension or health coverage.
In addition to their quarter-million dollar salaries and several months of paid vacation every year.
How is it that these temporary contractors get lifetime benefits for a few years' worth of service,
while firefighters (for example) who risk their lives fighting forest fires for the Forest Service are
ineligible for any benefits or coverage?
It seems that Congress should be placed upon two-year contracts with limited benefits and an
option to renew, like all other privately-sourced government contracts. Such contracts need to
be allocated carefully under budget without any automatic pay increases, total value to be
determined competitively by the prevailing economic and budget conditions.
Of course, they will be published as public domain documents when they are
finalized as part of the Federal Budget approved and passed the previous year.
-- datora
serfing the stream electric
I agree - let's take away their health care.
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Will Bible Thumpers really vote for
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Sarah
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Subject: Higgs Boson explained
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If you're in New York, check it out.
It's an off-Broadway play - whatever...
If you're in New York, check it out.
It's an off-Broadway play - whatever...
Subject: Higgs Boson explained
Higgs Boson is responsible for the Higgs field which slows particles down,
when they slow down the energy that is converted, ( because we all know
energy can never be destroyed, only converted)is converted into mass.
Remember Einsteins famous equation. E=mc2.
That is way too simple but it is the basics.
Tim
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
has a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity photo
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrity?
Last one I got right had a Sopranos connection (the gorgeous Shari Shahi).
I believe this one does too: adorable Jamie Lynn Sigler.
Rick in Everett, WA
Also known as Meadow Soprano.
Remember than one stupid thug who dispespected Meadow in the finale?
He must've paid his dentist $40,000 for that mistake.
OR, held a gun to his dentist's head and said, "Fih mah tee..."
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrity?
Last one I got right had a Sopranos connection (the gorgeous Shari Shahi).
I believe this one does too: adorable Jamie Lynn Sigler.
Rick in Everett, WA
Also known as Meadow Soprano.
Remember than one stupid thug who dispespected Meadow in the finale?
He must've paid his dentist $40,000 for that mistake.
OR, held a gun to his dentist's head and said, "Fih mah tee..."
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Bart, that's Beantown -- Boston, as seen from MIT!
Russ the MIT Pillar
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery
That's Charlie Chaplin and Mohandas Gandhi.
Padre Mickey
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And the House Ethics Committee voted unanimously to investigate?
Our non-crimes get investigated while
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How did I get in this party of surrender monkeys?
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Last Issue's Mystery City?
Bart, that's Beantown -- Boston, as seen from MIT!
Russ the MIT Pillar
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery
That's Charlie Chaplin and Mohandas Gandhi.
Padre Mickey
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Really?
The number one example of her crimes is trying
to keep Nevada's ONLY kidney-transplant clinic open?
And her doctor husband is accused of transplanting kidneys there?
And the House Ethics Committee voted unanimously to investigate?
Our non-crimes get investigated while
their known crimes are ignored and forgiven.
How did I get in this party of surrender monkeys?
Subject: donation
I love you Bart,
My employer's web filter will let FOX through,
but not you, nor President Obama's contribution site.
So here's a tip for your jar, and thanks for being you.
Julian in Telluride
Julian, thanks for that.
I love that they consider me "dangerous" enough to block.
After all, wouldn't want any facts to break thru that FOX wall.
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