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Wednesday July 11, 2012 Vol 2902 - Ghost Beads
Quotes "The fact that Michael Phelps doesn't have to work as hard to get that done, it's a real shame. I think it's too bad. You see that all too often, where you get athletes that are incredibly talented that really take it for granted. I think the things he could have done if he'd worked as hard as I do would have been even more incredible than what he has pulled off." -- Olympic virgin Tyler Clary, saying the 14-time Gold Medal winner Michael Phelps could've made something of himself if he had just tried a little harder, Link Send e-mail to Bart Romney Booed at NAACP "I'm better for Blacks than Obama..." Link <> If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him,” Romney said. “You take a look.” The crowd booed when Romney criticized Obama for not doing enough to get unemployment down. “I know the President will say he’s going to do those things, but he has not, he will not, he cannot, and his last four years in the White House proves it, definitively,” Romney said. The loudest boos came when Romney spoke of his desire to see “Obamacare” repealed. You know what the vulgar Pigboy is saying off-mic about this? "Niggers are too stupid to realize we're better for them than Obama." Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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There they go Again Dems to stab Obama in the back Link Ahead of Wednesday's vote, at least two House Democrats have indicated plans to side with a majority of Republicans to reject portions of the law. Both face uncertain re-election odds. The first to publicly confirm his vote for repeal was Democratic Rep. Larry Kissel of North Carolina. In addition to Kissell, Democratic Rep. Mike McIntyre, also of North Carolina, confirmed he will vote for repeal this week. Like Kissell, McIntyre also refuses to publicly endorse the president. The other two Democrats who voted for repeal in 2011—OK Rep. Dan Boren and Arkansas Rep. Mike Ross—are retiring, which frees them to vote like men, not mice. Clinton's 1995 health care attempt is where the original backstab graphic came from. All a Rethug has to do is scream, "Socialism" and the Democrats cave like little mice. Before Bush bankrupted the world, health care was America's biggest problem. Well, maybe after religious insanity and the rise of the Fifth Reich. Send e-mail to Bart Big-time Trip Report Part Two Link Bart takes a another step towards video. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Romney has better plan to turn the economy around Which presidential candidate has a better plan to turn the economy around? Romney does! But when you think about it - turning the economy around isn't a good thing. We are in a recovery, and if Romney were president we would go back to the policies of Bush and the economy would be on free fall, losing 750,000 jobs a month. So we don't want to turn the economy around. We want to stay the course and keep the recovery going. Staying the course is better than turning the economy around. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Spend Money, Make Money Advertise with Bartcop.com, make more sales, generate more income, get rich like Romney. Two days just $35 One week just $75 Let your costomers know you have what they need. Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Warning! Marty's page today contains nudity. Warning! DO NOT visit her page today! Marty always has good stuff. Michelle Obama cursing the Flag? Video Butt GOP, if you're going to literally put words in her mouth, why not claim she said, "We should kill and eat more kittens?" Michelle was "caught" by "an instructor" at "a" school for the deaf. That's a "mountain of proof" when the GOP attacks a Black woman. I wonder, did the "instructor" work for Hannity or Pigboy? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Brush with Greatness Link Send e-mail to Bart Science Speaks Up - Finally What took them so long to find their voice? Link * 2011 was among 15 warmest years globally - U.S. agency * Extreme weather events show influence of climate change * Greenhouse gas levels in atmosphere reaches new high Climate change increased the odds for the kind of extreme weather that prevailed in 2011, a year that saw severe drought in Texas, unusual heat in England and was one of the 15 warmest years on record, scientists reported on Tuesday. Overall, 2011 was a year of extreme events - from historic droughts in East Africa, northern Mexico and the southern United States to an above-average cyclone season in the North Atlantic and the end of Australia's wettest two-year period ever, scientists from the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and the United Kingdom's Met Office said. In the 22nd annual "State of the Climate" report, experts also found the Arctic was warming about twice as fast as the rest of the planet, on average, with Arctic sea ice shrinking to its second-smallest recorded size. At least they decided to speak up before the planet was burnt to a crisp. Christ, Katrina was SEVEN years ago - and these brave scientists decided it would be better to "study the problem" for a few more years instead of speaking up back then? A shot of Chinaco to the scientists who finally found their balls. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Bad economy Bart, I was planning on sending you a little scratch this month, but I got laid off yesterday. They kept the other peers I had, but I am over 60, have a graduate degree, have over 25 years of experience and understand business, unlike my former superiors, who just turned 30 and barely finished high school. Anyway, I hope I can find something soon, then maybe I can send you something as a celebration of a new career beginning. Please keep swingin' the hammer! Bluedeer Bluedeer, sorry to hear about that. I'll look forward to your next donation because that means you will have found another job. Send e-mail to Bart What is today's Mystery Car?
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Pussy Riot Denied
Bail Russin punkers mocked Putin in public Link A Russian court yesterday ruled that three members of the feminist punk rock collective known as Pussy Riot will remain in jail, a crushing end to a day of rumors, reportedly out of the Kremlin, that Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, Maria Alyokhina and Yekaterina Samutsevich would be released on bail. The three activists were arrested in March after allegedly staging a flash mob-style protest at Moscow’s Cathedral of Christ the Savior on Feb. 21. Russian authorities say they walked up to the altar and launched into an impromptu performance of their anti-Putin, anti-church “punk prayer.” A few days later, Pussy Riot was charged with “hooliganism.” If convicted, they face up to seven years in prison. Just seven years for mocking the dictator? In America you can get twenty years for distributing legal herbs. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Nancy Grace Good fucking invisible man! The vile Oxygen Thief Nancy Grace has done it again; How can this bitch keep it up? She should do the world a favor and die a slow painful lingering death on live webcam to raise money for all the people she exploited. Julian Nancy Grace doesn't care if some woman douses herself wish gasoline and lights a match. What matters is ratings, not the lives of the tortured white trash that Nancy exploits. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Last Issue's Mystery City? Bart, that's Great American Ball Park and downtown buildings in Cincinnati, Ohio. Mike in Shoreline, WA Send e-mail to Bart This is what they mean when they say.. . "We want our country back." No wonder our Black president drives them crazy. Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery Oh my God, Bart, that would have been on helluva jam session! From left to right: Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins on guitar, Elvis at the piano, and Johnny Cash! Ross Send e-mail to Bart Just because you say "Niggers can't love their country," why would anyone think you're a Teabagging racist? Subject: donation Bart, I sent you a few bucks today via PayPal. I have many bookmarked sites that I read each day but yours, by far, is my favorite of the lot. I look forward to each and every new issue. Mike Mike, thanks for that. Everyone is broke, but you're still buying some necessities, right? Buying them thru Amazon helps keep bartcop.com on the InnerNets and you might even save yourself some money.. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. 'Nashville' star Hayden Panettiere It's the Fall show expected to hit biggest Check out almost 3500 sexy and tasteful photos of Hayden Panettiere in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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