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Thurs-Friday July 12-13, 2012 Vol 2903 - Peacemaker
Quotes "I have voted against the health care bill at every opportunity. Plain and simple, the bill is a flawed effort that fails to address the critical issue of rising health costs.” -- backstabbing DemocRAT Rep. Jim Matheson (D-UT), "plain and simple" Link Send e-mail to Bart Who is the real Dog-on-Roof? He believes God lives on f-ing Kolob Link Mitt Romney's biggest problem
is not that he's uber-rich. His problem is that he tries to pretend
he's not. We know who Romney is. He's a liberal, pro-choice, pro-gay gun grabber from Massachusetts turned "severe" conservative. I assume Obama's people are piling up YouTube quotes in case things get close. Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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San Bernardino Bankrupt - Scranton next? Anything is better than the rich paying their f-ing taxes Link The drumbeat of cities filing bankruptcy grows louder: San Bernardino has become the third California city in two weeks to go bust, after Stockton (the biggest U.S. city so far to file) and the small Sierra hamlet of Mammoth Lakes. The L.A. Times reports that San Bernardino's filing is certain to heighten worries about the fiscal solvency of other California towns. But the next bankruptcy might not come from California: Scranton, Pa., is so cash-strapped that on Friday it made an unprecedented move and cut the pay of its municipal workers to $7.25 an hour--minimum wage. Really? Cops and fireman are risking their lives for $7.25 an hour? Oh well, anything's better than the rich paying their f-ing taxes. While Scranton's crisis has been sudden, San Bernadino's has been years in the making: A financial analysis blames "accounting errors, deficit spending, lack of revenue growth and increases in pension and debt costs." The "accounting errors" may not have been innocent. DUH! You mean when millions go missing, the money didn't "evaporate?" According to San Bernardino's city attorney and as reported in the L.A. Times, budget officials for over a decade falsified financial reports, in an attempt to mask the city's problems. "The mayor and the council were not given accurate documents," the Times quotes the attorney as saying. Funny - notice how it's not even a misdemeanor to bankrupt an entire city but if you obey Montana's pot laws you could get twenty years in prison. "How is that funny?" Send e-mail to Bart Meet the Demo-backstabbers Link House Republicans stood together (They always do) in Wednesday’s vote to repeal ‘Obamacare’ — the 33rd time the sick sons of bitches have wasted the taxpayer's money on horseshit. Five Democrats broke stabbed Obama in the back to join them, two more than last year’s repeal vote. All five backstabbers represent Republican-leaning districts. All five were among 39 Democrats to vote against final passage of the Affordable Care Act in March 2010. The three who are seeking re-election are politically vulnerable and face tough Republican challengers. Rep. Jim Matheson (D-UT) Rep. Larry Kissell (D-NC) Rep. Mike MacIntyre (D-NC) Rep. Mike Ross (D-AR) Rep. Dan Boren (D-OK) Democrats can always find a reason to stab their president in the back. Of course, some of this is Obama's fault for setting the precedent with Kissyface that IF you stab the president in the back, he's smile, he'll forgive you, you can keep your commitee chairs and he'll even raise money for your re-election so you can stab him in the back next year, too. How did I get in a party of nice guys? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Thanks for the trip report! Makes me want to plan a get away! Rick from fullerton Rick, thanks for that. Speaking of getaways, maybe if Obama is ahead in November we should consider getting some $44 rooms in Vegas for election night? Subject: Trip report! Hi Bart, Wonderful trip report! Great photos! I have been to Monument Valley and your photos brought back memories! We did that drive, too. The rock formations were amazing. We drove past a Navajo Hogan, with a little corral and a horse. They had a sign out front – No Photographs. Have been to Colorado and Estes Park. How did Mrs. Bart like the mountain roads? She buries her face in her hands a lot :) Always love going ‘with you’ on your trips! Keep up the good work! Cheryl Cheryl, that was nice - thanks. Send e-mail to Bart Spend Money, Make Money Advertise with Bartcop.com, make more sales, generate more income, get rich like Romney. Two days just $35 One week just $75 Let your costomers know you have what they need. Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. I call(ed) that bitch "vodka Mom" by Nancy Grace Link Nancy Grace (R-Bitch) is in the spotlight again following the suicide of a mother of four who was recently mocked endlessly on Nancy Grace's lil' hate show. "Here's how that bitch poured her vodka..." Toni Medrano died Saturday at a local hospital. Medrano's death is the result of a July 2 incident in which she set herself on fire while visiting her mother's St. Paul Park home. "The officers determined there was a flammable liquid that she used to set herself on fire," St. Paul Park Police Chief Michael Monahan told The Huffington Post. Nancy, you are soooo lucky that there is no God. People lie to themselves, saying "Someday, she'll get what's coming to her." No, she's going to die super-rich when she's about 90. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Brush with Greatness I found a "Brush" that had been mis-labeled. Link Subject: Brush with Greatness Link Send e-mail to Bart Romney's ugly racial slur He implies Black people are lazy Link I had the privilege of speaking today at the NAACP convention and I gave them the same speech I am giving you. I don't give different speeches to different audiences alright. When I mentioned I am going to get rid of Obamacare they weren't happy, That's ok, I want people to know what I stand for and if I don't stand for what they want, go vote for someone else, that's just fine. But I hope people understand this, your friends who like Obamacare, you remind them of this, if they want more stuff from government tell them to go vote for the other guy - more free stuff. But don't forget nothing is really free. The niggers - they don't fool Willard Romney. No Sirree Bob, he knows how lazy the niggers are. Romney knows niggers don't want to work or provide for their familes. He knows the niggers just want more free stuff. That's how they are - niggers are just lazy. Romney knows niggers well - you can't fool him. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: President Obama>MEMORIAL DAY Re: Craig P Jacobi, Col, USA, (Ret), McLean, VA is a fucktard. Send e-mail to Bart What is today's Mystery Car?
Link Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that's is a 1951 Chrysler K-310 concept car, featuring recessed headlamps, flush door handles, fully cutout fenders and the "gunsight" taillamps that appeared on later Chrysler Imperials. It was never developed for production because Chrysler ran out of money. Redlake Sidebar: Chrysler U.S. sales rose 20 percent — its best June in five years. Send e-mail to Bart Satan fund-raising for Romney To be held at his Wyoming ranch Link Subject: How to co$t Romney Bart, I just donated $2 to his campaign -- I figure that with the thank you letter, and follow ups asking for more, it will cost him at least $10. If a lot of people sent him $1 or $2 we could cost him a lot. Jim Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Last Issue's Mystery City? Bart, that's London…that’s ‘The Gherkin’, the Swiss Re building that looks like a glass spaceship. Richard C Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is United Mine Workers' president John L. Lewis. John of Terre Haute Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Hey, Bart. It's been awhile so here's a ten spot for doing what you consistently do with each edition. You're the best. Mike in Shoreline, WA Mike, thanks for that. Everyone is broke, but you're still buying some necessities, right? Buying them thru Amazon helps keep bartcop.com on the InnerNets and you might even save yourself some money.. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Tony's girl - Jamie Lynn Sigler Check out several sexy and tasteful photos of Jamie Lynn Sigler in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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