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Weekend-Monday, July 21-23, 2012 Vol 2908 - Worse than Money
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"I'm looking for a casual sex gal" and "Will you visit me in prison?"
-- the Theater Shooter, trying to pick up girls at AdultFriendFinder Link
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That Theater Shooting
America changed since last issue.
I hate that.
You know what else I hate?
The media whores calling this "the Batman Shooting."
As if this wasn't gruesomely horrible enough, some media whores are trying to dress this story up
with a cutesy name so they can get a few more miles out of it. I'm sure the victims' families understand.
It's pretty clear this guy's brain just went crazy.
They said he was an honor student, "the best of the best" and now he's a mass murderer.
He's only 24 and he'll never see free sunlight again.
He'll probably do life in solitary confinement.
His fellow prisoners will fight for the honor of killing him.
He's fucked himself worst of all.
Look at that picture - he's thinking, "How did this happen? Why am I here?"
Every time there's a mass shooting, pundits say "We need to have a serious debate about guns,"
but that never happens because the NRA won't allow it, the Republican party won't allow it,
and the Democrats don't have a sac amongst the whole lot of them to even speak up about it.
The Republicans have applied their extremeism to guns laws and look what we have now.
In America, the 100% insane handjobs can buy all the goddamn guns and ammo they want.
It's only the already-diagnosed-and-listed insane people who cannot buy guns.
How do we make this better?
Sane gun laws, that's how.
Ten years in prison if you're caught with an automatic weapon or a mega-bullet clip.
That forces the gunman to stop shooting after 14 rounds or so, giving his victims the
seconds they need to get out the door or tackle hm - but the NRA won't allow that
They won't even allow the debate to take place.
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Have Faith - Walk on Hot Coals
21 taken to the hospital with severe burns
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Some who participated in a Tony Robbins motivational event said they were warned
that walking on hot coals could be dangerous.
San Jose firefighters treated 21 people for burns when they walked across hot coals Thursday.
Some of those suffering second- and third-degree burns.
Participant Sahar Madani said that they were told walking on the coal could be dangerous but
they needed to shift their mental focus. “Get your focus and attention away from that and look
into the power within yourself and just focus on walking through the fire,” Madani said.
Julia Wilson, another participant told the station: “He tells us to say, 'Cool moss, cool moss, cool moss,'
and not look down and it’s amazing what your mind can do when you get it in the right state."
Organizers said the hot coals were between 1,200 and 2,000 degrees.
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Bush MIA at Nazi-Con 2012
Link
Former President Der Monkey Fuhrer will not attend the Republican convention next month,
Bush has largely stayed out of the public eye since leaving in 2009 amid an economic crisis,
an unpopular war in Iraq and growing budget deficits.
His spending and immigration policies made him unpopular with some conservatives, and his
economic leadership was criticized by some contenders during the GOP's nominating fight.
Bush said in a recent interview, "I'm a supporter of Mitt Romney, but he can do well without me."
Translation:
"Before you have a chance to diss me with a non-invitation, I can't attend."
If Bush is too unpopular to appear before his own party, why would that same party elect a guy
who wants to follow the Bush economic blueprint, which is more tax cuts for the super-rich?
We tried that - and it bankrupted America.
Do voters want more of that?
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Subject: theater shooting
Bart,
The tragedy in Aurora has brought out the traditional pro- and anti- "gun control" lobbies.
Quite a number of people have claimed that if someone else in the theater had been carrying
a pistol (Colorado being a state in which it is easy to get a concealed carry permit), they could
have prevented the massacre.
As someone who has successfully used a gun (threat) for self-defense, you have a better point
of view than most of us. Tell me, if you were in a movie theater, carrying The Baby, and a guy
came in wearing a gas mask and full body armor, and threw gas canisters and started shooting
with an assault rifle (the exact type wasn't described, but his wimpy backup was an AK-47),
would you have tried to stop him? What chance would you have, with a pistol and no armor?
Russ
Just to be clear, my gun experience is picking up a gun when I was very scared.
I felt a damn lot better about my situation with that gun in my hand than without one.
You make a great point.
If there had been TEN armed people in that theater, would that have changed anything?
(Trained cops are a different story - we're talking citizens, here)
What's more likely is that if there were ten armed people in that theater, ready to shoot,
they'd probably plug the first kid who blew up and popped his popcorn bag.
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Not sure how much more of this we can take.
It's going to get hotter and hotter every year.
Looking at a possible move to a cooler climate...
Quotes
"I cannot understand support for legality of the kind of weapon in this massacre.
It's a military weapon. Why should it be in non-mil hands?
-- Seinfeld's Jason Alexander (D) Link
Jason is asking the question, but he already knows the answer.
He knows the NRA owns the Republican party so we can't even discuss it.
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Giant Load of Horse Poop
Link
NCAA Slaps Penn State's Wrist
Better news, the Paterno statue was put away
Link
The NCAA took unprecedented actions against Penn State on Monday in response to the
Jerry Sandusky scandal, fining the school $60 million, cutting scholarships for four years,
imposing a four-year postseason ban and vacating all wins from 1998-2011.
Unprecedented?
Was this written by a Penn State alumni?
Serious action would've meant the Death Penalty for Penn State, killing their program for a year,
but I guess Penn State brings in too much damn money to shut down their anything-goes program.
Fining the school $60M - that's nothing.
Penn State makes what, $120M a year from football?
Cutting scholarships?
Gee, that'll hurt, but that money waterfall will keep coming in.
Vacating all wins from 1998-2011?
Gee, that'll hurt, but that money waterfall will keep coming in.
Doesn't this make the NCAA an enabler, too?
The NCAA talks tough, but this way that money waterfall will keep coming in.
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Subject: saw these tweets
What Mitt can't hide:
He'd give millionaires a $390,000 tax break and pay for it by gutting Medicare.
Tweet by @LOLGOP
Dear Birthers: Give it up & get a sex life (if anyone outside
of ur family will screw you). You're quite boorish.
Tweey by @Beatles0223
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What is today's Mystery Car?
Link
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that car is nothing, because it has been severely altered!
It wasn't that low, the engine is by no means original and, honestly
for old car enthusiast like myself... butchered,
Kan C the Pillar
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Link
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that car is nothing, because it has been severely altered!
It wasn't that low, the engine is by no means original and, honestly
for old car enthusiast like myself... butchered,
Kan C the Pillar
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Paris & Kathryn vs the Jacksons
Link
The name of the Jacksons' current tour ("Unity") seems ironic — to say the least — in light of the
enormous family feud that's coming to light, with 14-year-old Paris and her 82-year-old grandmother
Katherine forming an alliance on one side, pitted against her uncles and aunt Janet on the other.
Opinion:
Another way to phrase that would be "those who are in the will and those who aren't".
The most serious issue is a dispute over Michael Jackson's will...
Really, you think there are "other issues" besides Michael's vast fortune?
From what I read, the siblings just can't believe Michael didn't leave them anything/more,
so the will must be a fake and if that plan doesn't work, maybe we could make an issue out
of how old and stressed-out Mom is?
Or,
...we could all get f-ing jobs and leave Michael's fortune to his children.
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your kids to Mormonism and teach them
that God lives on the planet Kolob.
Eldrick Fails Again
Falls through trap door in quest to end major drought
Link
Preening Peacock Struts at Open
How low does his self-esteem go?
Why does Eldrick act like a silly nine year old when he makes a putt?
If he thought he was any kind of half-decent golfer, why not shrug as if to say,
"I expected to make that putt and sure enough it fell," but nooooooooooo.
He's got to hop around like he's from Kansas City - why?
Eldick reminds me of some linebacker whose team is behind by 60 points
but he just got a sack so now the buffoon's doing his victory dance.
Dude, nobody wants to see your loser dance, OK?
BTW, I watch golf when Eldrick is playing - so I can yell "Hex on thee" when he putts.
Saturday, Eldrick had maybe a 25-foot putt, I was yelling "Hex on thee" and sure enough, he missed it
So when he came back to address the ball, it was "just a four or five foot putt."
I was screaming "Hex on thee" and ...he missed it.
ha ha
It was so funny, when Eldrick misses a putt, he stares at the ball
and the cup as if to say, "How could you betreay me this way?"
It was f-ing priceless!
The only thing better than watching Eldrick miss a "four or five foot putt"
is watching a Dallas Cowboy receiver drop an easy floater screen pass.
When do we get to start hating the Cowboys again?
Romo: I support Mother-beater Dez
Doesn't Tony Romo have a Mother?
Link
Dallas wide receiver Dez Bryant was arrested last week after, among other things,
pushing his mother and reportedly threatening to kill her. But whatever happens
to Bryant, he has the full support of quarterback Tony Romo.
“The one thing I know is that Dez knows I have his back,” Romo told ESPN.
“Dez knows I’ll be there for him. Dez knows that I’m going to stick up for him.”
"...no one knows exactly the way that Dez grew up, the way that things have
shaped his life and his difficulties,” said the butterfingered quarterback.
So, Tony says there are times when threatening to kill your mother is acceptable?
Gee, Tony, how many touchdowns did Dez Bryant have last year?
Say he scores 20 touchdowns years - can he then push his mother down the steps?
Cardinals get seven doubles in one inning
Ties 76-year old record
Watch all seven
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Har, har...
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
has a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
Link
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity photo
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's a photo shop of Jennifer Aniston as if she were a "normal person."
Chris C
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Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's a photo shop of Jennifer Aniston as if she were a "normal person."
Chris C
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Seriously?
Today's Mystery City
Link
Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Bart, that's the Falls at Paterson, New Jersey.
I used to ride my bike there when I lived at Glen Rock.
http://www.teterboro-online.com/scenic/falls1/falls2.shtml
Keep Swingin' That Hammer!
Nelson
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Today's History Mystery
Link
Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery
That's Fidel Castro and Ernest Hemingway during a big-game fishing event in Cuba
that took place May 12 - 15, 1960. Some historians feel that Hemingway was trying to
convince Castro not to confiscate his home in Cuba, which Hemingway called his
"Finca Vigia," or "Lookout Farm."
Hemingway left Cuba for the last in July of 1960. After the Bay of Pigs fiasco in April, 1961,
Castro expropriated the Finca and all of Hemingway’s property left behind in Cuba.
On July 2, 1961, Hemingway killed himself at his home in Ketchum, Idaho.
RCB in Wyoming
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Bart, that's the Falls at Paterson, New Jersey.
I used to ride my bike there when I lived at Glen Rock.
http://www.teterboro-online.com/scenic/falls1/falls2.shtml
Keep Swingin' That Hammer!
Nelson
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery
That's Fidel Castro and Ernest Hemingway during a big-game fishing event in Cuba
that took place May 12 - 15, 1960. Some historians feel that Hemingway was trying to
convince Castro not to confiscate his home in Cuba, which Hemingway called his
"Finca Vigia," or "Lookout Farm."
Hemingway left Cuba for the last in July of 1960. After the Bay of Pigs fiasco in April, 1961,
Castro expropriated the Finca and all of Hemingway’s property left behind in Cuba.
On July 2, 1961, Hemingway killed himself at his home in Ketchum, Idaho.
RCB in Wyoming
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