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Weekend-Monday, Nov 29-Dec 3, 2012 Vol 2978 - Dodgy egg
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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One Hundred and Fifty Million Zombies. Sixty Million Dogs. All of them hungry for warm human flesh.
The dead have risen, killing anyone they find. The living know what's caused it-a vicious contagion.
But too late to stop it. For now, what remains of society are busy shutting down nuclear reactors
and securing chemical plants to prevent runaway reactions in both.
There's little time for anything else.
Failed comic book artist Rick Nuttman and his family have joined
thousands of other desperate people in trying to find a haven from the madness.
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Quotes
"Allen West is a perfect example of a GOP that can't tell
the difference between governing and selling gold on talk radio."
-- LOLGOP in a tweet
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Thurston's Eipc Fail Creates Vacuum
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Thurston's shadow looms over a Republican Party in disarray.
The face of the GOP for much of the last year, the mega-failure has been a virtual ghost
since his Nov. 6 ass-kicking. He has quietly weathered the fallout of the campaign from
the seclusion of his Southern California home, the one with the car elevator, emerging only
momentarily for a private lunch at the White House with Obama on Thursday.
His loss and immediate withdrawal from politics, while welcomed by most, (ha ha) has created
a leadership vacuum within his party of Fascist dogs. It's left the GOP rudderless, lacking an agenda
and mired in petty bickering, with competing visions for the way ahead, during what may be the most
important policy debate in a generation.
"If I had to tell you somebody who is the leader of the party right now, I couldn't," said Amy Kremer,
a top Teabagger, which is among the factions vying for increased influence. "There's a void right now."
There's no shortage of Republicans maneuvering to fill it, from Da Boner to Jeb Bush to Chris Christie.
They have nobody and nobody is in the wings to take over.
Rubio? Not a chance.
Christie? Ain't going to happen.
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Whore AP Does it Again
Iran Nuke Hoax Demands Answers
Link
Evidence proves that the graph trumpeted by AP as evidence of Iran's nuclear weapons program is an obvious sham
An article published by Associated Press about Iran's nuclear program has sparked controversy
It's important to return to the story about AP's nuclear Iran "exclusive" which I wrote about yesterday.
Although it was intuitively obvious that the graph trumpeted by AP as scary and incriminating of Iran's
nuclear program was actually a farce, there is now new, overwhelming, very compelling scientific evidence
that is the case. Whether as victim or recklessly culpable participant, AP helped perpetrate a dangerous hoax,
and owes an explanation and accounting for what took place, including identifying the "officials from a country
critical of Iran's atomic program" who made false claims about what this is.
To begin with, the graph AP touted as reflecting some sort of nefarious, highly threatening and complex nuclear
calculation is, in fact, widely available all over the Internet in the most innocuous places. Just consider this
side-by-side comparison of the AP graph on the left, with the graph on the right on this harmless site
designed to teach beginner users how to use Microsoft Excel:n
The Whore AP regularly makes shit up - they have for years.
They wish they had the credibility of bartcop.com
When in doubt, the Whore AP goes with whatever story is sexed up the best.
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Subject: Republicans in a bind
On one hand the super rich plutocrats who want to pay no taxes and are funding the Republicans
have made it clear that they are going to cut the republicans off from their billions of dollars if they
don't hold real Americans hostage to get their upper class tax cuts.
However the last election showed that there may be no amount of money that can by an election.
So Republicans are either going to have to change or stick with a losing position.
Maybe it's time the Republicans started being nice to a broader
base of America than just the Mitt Romneys of the world.
Marc Perkel
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for just $1048 so Amazon donated $41.00 to the Treehouse Woo Hoo!
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Laughing out Loud at
Obama
by Charles TOM Payne
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Hey, I'm glad you sons of bitches are laughing because we're laughing, too.
We won the last election and we're going to win the next election and the next one, too.
America has rejected your hate and bigotry and your message no longer sells to the new electorate
Keep laughing, Tom, because we won and you lost and you can suck on that.
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by Charles TOM Payne
Link
Hey, I'm glad you sons of bitches are laughing because we're laughing, too.
We won the last election and we're going to win the next election and the next one, too.
America has rejected your hate and bigotry and your message no longer sells to the new electorate
Keep laughing, Tom, because we won and you lost and you can suck on that.
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Subject: Health
Bart, read your health update page and I'm glad to hear you are continuing to be well.
I know what it is like to have "good" healthcare. Last time I spent 10 days in the hospital
the final bill was over $100,000, leaving me with several thousand dollars to pay, out of pocket,
which I could not, nor can not pay.
I stopped seeing my therapist in part because of the constant hounding regarding billing
and threats that she would no longer be able to see me because of the debit I owe.
Same thing with my cardiologist. He also has all these sports things on display such
as autographed baseballs, bats, pictures, etc. Must be a republican too.
I don't know what's worse, having a heart attack because of the bills or lack of healthcare.
I want, but probably will never get, is a single payer healthcare system. The insurance I
have now is too expensive and isn't working for me due to the out of pocket costs.
My life sucks.
Best wishes
John
John, maybe we need to divorce the Fascists dogs and move to a Blue state.
Oklahoma's Teabagging governor just rejected health care for Oklahoma's poorest.
If only Obama was White...
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Marty
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Today's Mystery
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1950 Veritas BMW.
Johnny P.
Johnny, you are correct.
Technically it's a Spohn-bodied Vertias BMW.
I'd like to see one all cleaned up.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1950 Veritas BMW.
Johnny P.
Johnny, you are correct.
Technically it's a Spohn-bodied Vertias BMW.
I'd like to see one all cleaned up.
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Subject: the fiscal cliff
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Gifts
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Money-free Poker also a Danger
Largo, FL crime wave stopped by brave cops
Link
In October, state alcohol agents, assisted by local police in full riot gear, pointing their weapons,
raided a bar in Largo, Fla., to shut down the latest gathering of the venerable Nutz Poker League,
even though its players do not wager.
They meet at bars and restaurants, where management gives winners token gifts in exchange for
the increased business.) A prosecutor says that Florida law defines illegal "gambling" as any game
that permits players to win something -- even if they don't have to "ante up." The raid (during which
players were ordered to keep their hands where the officers could see them) came after a months-long
undercover investigation.
I wonder how many thousands of dollars and thousands of man hours
the state of Florida spent to stamp out this looming poker "menace?"
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Subject: To your dodging of the bullet
I raise a Shiner Bock in your honor in the shadow of Hank
at the Carousel Lounge in Austin, Texas ! Glad your'e good to go Bart.
Been with you since the get go...here's to 20 more years of the hammer.
R.
R, thanks for that - but I still have that last bullet to dodge.
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Torturing Bradley Manning
Wikileaks 'suspect' being driven crazy
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Bradley Manning, 24, revealed the darkness and absurdity of his first year caged. The more he
protested the harsh conditions under which he was being held, the more that was taken as evidence
that he was a suicide risk, leading to yet more tightening of the restrictions imposed upon him.
He related how he turned for help to one particular member of staff at the brig.
He assumed that Staff Sergeant Pataki was on his side, so opened up to him.
"I wanted to convey the fact thatI'm not doing anything to harm myself. I'm not throwing myself
against walls, or jumping up or down, or putting my head in the toilet."
Manning told Pataki that "if I was a danger to myself I would act out more". He used his underwear
and flip-flops as an example, insisting that "if I really wanted to hurt myself I could use things now:
underwear, flip-flops, they could potentially be used as something to harm oneself".
That night guards arrived at his cell and ordered him to strip naked.
I think jailers need to be screened reeeeeeeeeeeeal good for psychological problems.
If you WANT to be in charge of people in cages, you're probably a pretty weird dude
and you probably get off on impressing the caged people with your immense authority.
Those man-piles in Iraq weren't an accident, you know.
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Dave to Interview Zeppelin Tonight
But don't expect to hear any old stories...
Link
Letterman has landed a rare interview with John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant.
They'll visit David tonight on CBS.
Letterman and Led Zeppelin and others received the Kennedy Center Honors last night in Washington.
Viewers will see that event Dec. 26 on CBS.
Plant used to be the best interview in music - but that was 60-70 years ago. Now all he can say is,
"I don't remember anything - it was all a blur," which makes him the worst interview ever.
Still, I'm going to watch.
Zeppelin, Dave, others receive Kennedy Honor
Happened last night, will air Dec 26th
Link
Best Buy Squats
So I went to Best Buy to get the new Zeppelin live concert movie, Celebration Day (Awesome, *****)
I wasn't sure if I should look under Movies or Music or Soundtracks - whatever.
I checked the "New This Week" bin, didn't see it, so I asked a check-out guy.
He said he didn't know shit, that I should ask the greater at the door, so I did.
The greater said he didn't know shit, that I should ask the guys in Music.
He walked me over there and there were FOUR employees manning the Music station.
I asked the four if Best Buy was selling the new Led Zeppelin movie, Celebration Day.
The kid at the computer said, "Led what?"
I repeated my request and they all looked at each other like I was from f-ing Mars.
So the four of them looked at the monitor and tried to decipher my odd request.
The kid at the computer asked me for the name of the group again, and I assured them that
Led Zeppelin was once a very big group, but they acted like I was looking for a Tiny Tim movie.
I told them it was just released on 11-21 or so, that still didn't help.
After 4-5 minutes, they managed to locate the item - which was not in stock.
As I turned to leave I had a thought so I turned back around and asked,
"Did you sell out of Celebration Day or did you not order any copies?"
The kid at the computer looked at the screen and then said, "I have no idea."
Figures - no wonder Best Buy is going to file bankruptcy after Christmas.
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Sarah Palin Nude
Link
Sec of State Al Gore?
Dems have a bench like Rushmore
Link
He'd be great. He's known around the world. He's respected around the world, about 90 percent
of which surely wishes he'd been the president instead of the guy he beat. I'm not saying he'd
change the world; no one can do that. But he'd get a hearing everywhere. He knows most the
world leaders, and he knows the issues cold. He could dive right into the pool's deepest end,
in the Middle East, on Iran, you name it.
Plus, would I love to see the Republicans try to swat down a Gore nomination. They couldn't
block Gore; too much stature, too obviously qualified. McCain would grind his teeth, assuming
those still are his teeth, down to dust. That would be awesome to watch.
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Know your Supermodels
Link
Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link
Gawd Bart. Satan?
That would be Beth Ostrosky who is Howard Stern's wife.
They got together early 2000 when I lived in Boston & listened to Howard everyday!
Satan? I haven't listened to Howard since he went to Sirus.
Satan?
oddcat
I like Howard enough to subscribe, but most Americans think he's Satan.
He has this regular bit where his guys ask people on the street:
"Who is more hated, Hitler or Howard Stern?"
"Who is more hated, bin Laden or Howard Stern?"
"Who is more hated, Bernie Madoff or Howard Stern?"
...and they always reply, "Stern."
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Keep me posted on WA and CO
We still have frequent flyer miles AND Mrs. Bart flies free until the end of the year
so we'd like to visit Colorado or Washington state if they open their stores to the public.
Dec 6 is the day freedom comes to God's Flowers.
I also read that the Colorado law applies to everyone currently in the state.
You don't have to have a Colorado ID to enjoy God's Flowers,
which will no doubt cause a flood of tourism - don't you think?
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Today's Wildlife Photo
Link Are you ready to fall in love?
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity Photo
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's a young Natalie Portman in "The Professional".
LJ
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's a young Natalie Portman in "The Professional".
LJ
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Subject: Bart, I have an offer for you
Yo Bart,
LETS DO THIS:
I will match anyones donation up to $250 in the next 10 days.
You have done a great job inspiring all of us out here in the informed electorate.
I tell everyone of my friends about your site. BTW, good idea of the Amazon tie in.
Keep hammering and hang in there, you are an inspiration
to the majority of the sane folks out here on the internet.
Long time fan
Fundraiser to Keep Bartcop.com Going
It's been a while since we had a fund-raiser.
Subscribers are way off, donations are way down, but we still have a lot of readers.
Bartcop.com is worth saving, right?
Times are tough, and I realize people can't contribute like they used to
but I'd already be gone if it wasn't for Mrs. Bart kicking in her paycheck.
Even the purchases on Amazon.com are down - waaaay down.
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I will make you this promise: I won't disappear suddenly.
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, that is the Gold Coast of Chicago, from the John Hancock Building
Davo in Manchester, England
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, last issue's History Mystery is a photo from the 1933 movie "Dancing Lady"
starring Joan Crawford and Clark Gable and featuring appearances by
Ted Healy and the Three Stooges.
michaelgy
Subject: donation
Bart, I wish I could give more. My basement leaked during the last rainstorm.
Hope everyone steps up and gives a little.
Marie in MD
Marie, thanks for that.
Subject: donation
Bart, Hope this helps. Don't give up!
Old cranky Kansastan farmer, ....still basking in the after glow
Cranky, thank you for that.
Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.
As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!"
Amazon.com is my best bet to staying on the InnerNets.
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