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Weekend-Monday Jan-12-14, 2013 Vol 2997 - Without a Trace
Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Quotes "I haven't been following the controversy surrounding 'Zero Dark Thirty,' but when it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron." -- Tine Fey at the Golden Globes Send e-mail to Bart ‘Most Antagonistic’ Toward Israel? That Would Be Reagan’s Def Sec - Caspar Weinburger Link When Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Fab) warned that Chuck Hagel “would be the most antagonistic secretary of defense toward the state of Israel in our nation’s history,” either his memory served him very poorly — or he was simply lying to smear his former Senate colleague. For whatever Hagel’s perspective on Mideast policy may be, it would be absurd to compare him with the Secretary of Defense whose hardline hostility toward Israel became notorious during the Reagan administration. That would be the late Caspar W. Weinberger, of course. Weinberger, a longtime Reagan confidant, ran the Pentagon from 1981 until 1987, when he was forced to resign over his involvement in the cover-up of the Iran-Contra affair (a ruinous scandal that involved the secret sale of missiles to the Iranian mullahs and the illegal transfer of profits from those sales to the Nicaraguan contra rebels – and that almost sent Weinberger to prison along with more than a dozen administration officials). Weinberger developed a reputation not only for opposing Israel’s interests directly but for seeking to prevent any action, including counter-terrorist operations, that might upset Arab allies of the United States. In other words, Graham is lying. Why don't we make him pay a price for lying? Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Hotter, Drier, Disaster America Are we already past the tipping point? Link Future generations of Americans can expect to spend 25 days a year sweltering in temperatures above 100F with climate change on course to turn the country into a hotter, drier, and more disaster-prone place. WTF? In Oklahoma, it was 115 degrees most of the last two summers. The National Climate Assessment has provided the fullest picture to date of the real-time effects of climate change on US life, and the most likely consequences for the future. The 1,000-page report, the work of the more than 300 government scientists and outside experts, was unequivocal on the human causes of climate change, and on the links between climate change and extreme weather. "Climate change is already affecting the American people," the draft report said. "Certain types of weather events have become more frequent and/or intense including heat waves, heavy downpours and in some regions floods and drought. Sea level is rising, oceans are becoming more acidic, and glaciers and Arctic sea ice are melting." I have a brother in law in Houston. He said the last two summers were such a drought, most of the trees died. Now when the wind blows, giant trees fall because their bases are dried and brittle. Clearly, God is punishing Texas. Send e-mail to Bart Obama's Immigration Plans Taking time away from his war on pot... Link Obama plans to push Congress to move quickly in the coming months on an ambitious overhaul of the immigration system that would include a path to citizenship for most of the 11 million illegal immigrants in the country, senior administration officials said last week. Obama and Senate Democrats will propose the changes in one comprehensive bill, they said, resisting efforts by some Republicans to break the overhaul into smaller pieces - separately addressing young illegal immigrants, migrant farmworkers or highly skilled foreigners - which might be easier for reluctant members of their party to accept. The president and Democrats will also oppose measures that do not allow immigrants who gain legal status to become American citizens one day, the officials said. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Cali Senators fight Filibuster Reform The US Senate is going to take up the issue of reforming the Filibuster so that a minority of Republicans can't dominate the majority that was elected by the people. But standing in the way of this needed reform are the two senators from California, Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein. Both of these senators have complained about how the Republicans filibuster everything and they keep anything meaningful from being passed. Now there is a chance to fix the problem and they are standing in the way. I'm beginning to wonder if they are sincere or if this is just politics as usual as the People suffer so these senators can play their ridiculous games. I'm asking people call on Boxer and Feinstein to get out of the way and reform the Senate. Marc Perkel Today's Sarah Palin Nude Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Al Franken Hi Bart, I'm not surprised Norm Coleman would say this: “He’s been pretty much invisible. In that sense he hasn’t created a lot of enemies. I don’t know if that’s his strategy, but it’s a pretty good strategy if it is.” The reason Al Franken hasn't made a lot of enemies is because he's smart and he has been doing good work for all Americans including Veterans, Women, GLBT rights, protecting the Environment. He hasn't been working on bullshit like Coleman did getting us into wars and prosecuting the UN. I think he is unbeatable. I don't think the Republican party can find a fit candidate just as they were unable to run against Sen Amy Klobuchar last November. Some of Franken’s most recently sponsored bills include... S. 3586 (112th): Recruiting Individuals to Drive Our Elders Act of 2012 S. 3557 (112th): Arbitration Fairness for Students Act S.Res. 552 (112th): A resolution recognizing the month of October 2012 as “National Principals Month”. S. 3494 (112th): A bill to amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to qualify ... S. 3463 (112th): Medicare Diabetes Prevention Act of 2012 S. 3447 (112th): Disability Pension Fairness Act S. 3436 (112th): Infant and Toddler Care Improvement Act Voting Record From Jul 2009 to Jan 2013, Franken missed 2 of 965 roll call votes, which is 0.2%. This is better than the median of 2.0% among the lifetime records of senators currently serving. Thank you for your service Bart! Ellen On June 26, Khan held an oversized $1 million check and recalled his joy upon playing the "$3 million Cash Jackpot!" game, where tickets sell for $30 apiece. "I scratched the ticket, then I kept saying, 'I hit a million!' over and over again," Khan said. The plan was to use the money for his mortgage, paying off bills, a donation to St. Jude's Hospital. According to WGN, that check was issued July 19, but Khan never got to spend it. Send e-mail to Bart I heard from Stephen the artist. He suggested we drop the expectations for bidding down to $50. Plus, he said he's not Native American and his art isn't, either. It's just a style of art he likes. Subject: Art Bid Hi Bart, I'm still financially recovering from the holidays (and now my new shitty insurance work has foisted on us), but I will open the bidding on the black & white piece (The Juggler) for $50. FrankL Frank, thanks for that. Anybody have a higher bid or should we give it to Frank L for $50? Subject: fund-raising with art Bart -- Interestingly, the past couple of days I'd been thinking exactly what Mario the Photographer suggested so I attached a couple of photos for you: Hope this idea
brings in some cash for you... The Juggler is 9x12 and Beautiful Day is 11x11.5. So, what would you bid for this original art? Send your bid for art to Bart Marty's
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She wasn't drunk - what was she? Link Although no one is totally sure what Jodie Foster actually meant in her so-called coming out speech at Sunday's Golden Globes, it was easily the most discussed moment of the night. Jodie Foster came out. But wasn't she out already? Jodie Foster hints at retirement. But then she promised she would "never stop acting." One thing she did make perfectly clear: Jodie Foster is single. Mostly, the speech was an emotional, angry and eloquent window into what it's like for one of those lucky--or unlucky--enough to spend their lives in the public eye. Her diction was too clear for her to have been drunk - but what was going on? She wasn't making sense for what seemed like the longest time. Seems like some friend should've stepped up and told her to cut it short. BTW, Tina and Any were funny as hell. I wouldn't mind seeing them emcee a bunch of awards shows. Jodie Foster publicly comes out as gay She did no such thing - why would you say that? UPI.com "While I'm feeling all confessional, I just have a sudden urge to say something I haven't ever really been able to air in public that I'm a little nervous about, but maybe not quite as nervous as my publicist ... . "But I'm just going to put it out there. Loud and proud, right? And I'm going to need your support. I am single," she said to laughter. "Yes, I am! I am single. I'm kidding, but not really. Thank you for the enthusiasm. Can I get a wolf whistle or something?" "I'm kidding but not really?" What's a sane person supposed to do with that mish-mash of words? It's hardly "coming out" if you can't force yourself to say the words. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, the car is a 1933 DeSoto Custom Convertible Sedan. The Hint is more of a problem. It's a 1933 DeSoto Standard 4-door Sedan (but I don't think those horns are standard.) The Tommy Guns and bullet holes say "gangster," but it seems to me gangsters and cops preferred the speed of a flathead Ford. Oh, I get it -- it was in the Bonnie and Clyde movie! Redlake Know Your Classics Link Subject: last issue's Classic Link Hey, Bart. It's The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens The next word following "immortal" is the name of the dude whose name is part of the name of this novel by Charles Dickens, a hardbound copy of which given to me by my mum as a Christmas present in 1969 when I was just 14 years of age. I have it open before me right now as reference, with said word and dude being Pickwick and said novel being The Pickwick Papers. This part of the opening sentence in Chapter One, "The Pickwickians," is in the first three lines of the opening paragraph, itself being a ten-line sentence in this 1960 edition, at the top of the page of which is an illustration above the chapter heading of six gentlemen at a long boardroom table, one of whom whom I assume to be Samuel Pickwick, Esq., himself, standing on a chair addressing the other five, pipe smoke drifting over their heads. Doug in Taiwan Send e-mail to Bart Remember, Jan 19th is Gun
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Send e-mail to Bart Know your Supermodels Link Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link Somebody got Estelle Warren (Too pretty to go to jail) but I lost your name. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery
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What is today's History Mystery? Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link Bart-- That's Chuck Berry gettin' ready to go on the TV show Shindig. John Lennon said "If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." Matthew with a broken foot too in CA bart, That's the guy who stole all of Michael J. Fox's licks, Chuck Berry. Eric X Subject: donation Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Amazon.com is my best bet to staying on the InnerNets. ...and if you shop with them, you might even save some money. Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Hottest of the Undead - Nina Dobrev Check out over 200 sexy and tasteful photos of Nina Dobrev More babes in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties... Send Your Hottie Suggestion to Bart Use
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