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"I remember when Ted Cruz suggested Daniel Radcliffe might be a "mudblood."
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Vatican Gay Blackmail Scandal
But it's just a coincidence that Benny resigned that same day?
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The Vatican has hit out at rumours the Pope was forced to resign because of a scandal
involving a "gay network" within the Catholic Church's senior ranks.
Oh God, they have pictures of Benny the Rat screwing some kid?
And "they" would be the anti-Rat faction of high-ranking Catholics?
The Italian press says he announced his resignation THE SAME DAY
he got this news about the gay blackmail-sex scheme being exposed.
Father Federico Lombardi attacked the media for spreading "misinformation", "gossip" and "slander".
Hey, it's not gossip that your Pope resigned for the first time in 700 years.
Don't tell us there's nothing going on here.
It comes after reports in the Italian press of a secret 600-page dossier by three cardinals
which uncovered claims of sex parties and blackmail. Unnamed senior clergymen are alleged to
have organised gay orgies including one at a sauna, leaving the Church vulnerable to scandal.
A newspaper claims Benedict XVI became the first pontiff to pulla Palin in 700 years
because he did not want to have to deal with the fallout from the bombshell dossier.
Looks like somebody told us a little white lie about why he was retiring.
but wait, he was infallible when he told that lie, right?
Is this like when Nixon said, "If the president does it, it's not illegal?"
Can the Pope just f-ing lie to our faces and then claim he's God's Infallible Dude?
I say this Worldwide Boy-Rape Organiozation needs to be broken up,
like Obama should've done with the banks after they got caught.
No more Rome in charge, you split it up like the mob
Let the NY Cardinal run the upper East Coast, the Atlanta Cardinal runs the South,
Chicago runs the midwest and Seattle and Los Angeles split the Western Conference
.
This way, maybe we could reduce rape victims from the thousands per year to just dozens.
And for Christ's sake, let those horny priests get married - straight or gay.
Men need a sexual outlet that doesn't involve the rectum of a 6-year old.
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Subject: Percentage of Catholic Priests involved in sexual abuse
Bart, As a long time viewer of your website (1998-present)) I have usually agreed with you
on politics and religion. ( I have donated to you over the years and as recently as several
months ago on which I never received a thank you) Ok, no big deal it was only 20 bucks...
Dude, I'm really sorry about that.
I don't deposit the donation until after the person has been thanked, but sometimes
I get distracted or make some mistake that results in someone not getting thanked.
That also tells me others haven't been thanked and I hate that.
Now, your out of controlled rant against the Catholic church and its clergy has really
annoyed me lately. Have you ever taken the time to check out on the Internets
( Open-mouthed smile) studies that show that about 4-6 % of the priests are guilty of abuse?
That would mean that 94% of the priests are not involved in these crimes.
I think you're looking at this the wrong way.
First, I think a better number to look at is how many kids don't tell?
My wild guess is 75 percent of victims keep it to themselves and
walk around felling "ruined" for the rest of their lives.
.
Of those that come forward, I'll bet 75 percent of them are told to stop lying.
Also keep in mind that these guys are super-prolific.
Your average priest rapist has maybe 30 kids come forward.
That might be out of 300 or 500 kids, we just don't know.
The priests count on the shame and the guilt these little kids feel,
not to mention the religious overtones they use to help cover their tracks.
Add to that, when you get caught, they move you to a parish where nobody
knows you're a rapist so you get a fresh start - HOW MANY TIMES?
BTW, maybe you missed the issues where I brought this up:
Google ANY city in the world plus "Catholic sex abuse."
After 6-8 cities, you might think differently about this.
Hey, like you I attended Catholic schools and now believe the whole idea of religion is bogus.
But your vitriol against the Catholics is insane at best and doesn’t help attract and keep
your liberal viewers believing in your efforts of enlightening all the Neanderthals!
Your long time modest supporter and viewer,
Bruce
I realize you didn't SAY this but what I'm hearing is, "It's not that bad,"
On that, you and I disagree and sorry again about the lack of Thank You.
Also, congrats on,. like me, being one of the lucky little Catholic boys.
Let's unscientific vote:
Send me an e-mail with your vote in the subject line (more if you want) saying,
Don't get on the Catholics so much.OR
You're
giving them about the right amount of hellOR
You're going waaaay too easy on the
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Like a real-life Episode of Bones
Body found in LA hotel's drinking water tank
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Michael Baugh said water had only dribbled out of the taps at the Cecil Hotel for days.
On Tuesday, after showering, brushing their teeth and drinking some of the tap water,
he headed down to the lobby and found out why.
The body of a woman had been discovered at the bottom of (the water tank)
Is this hotel run by Carnival Cruises?
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Whatever happened to Boondocks?
About five years ago he said he needed a year off...
Teabaggers and the Art of the Smear
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Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Cunty) has gotten a lot of grief lately, and for good reason.
His speculation about whether Chuck Hagel received secret payments from North Korea was
the kind of unsubstantiated smear that takes your breath away. But in all the ballyhoo over Cruz
something else seems to have gotten lost in the shuffle: the extent to which the unsubstantiated
smear has become stock in trade for Tea Party senators.
And listen to Sen. Rand Paul. He was asked to explain how Mitt Romney could have lost in 2012.
Paul's explanation: "it is much easier to offer people something for nothing, than it is to tell people
that in reality hard work and sweat equity is how a country gets rich." That evidently appealed to
Obama voters because the president said "he was going to take from the rich and give to the poor.
And there's always more poor than rich. In a democracy it's easier to sell that message."
So, Rand, in the years that we lost, there were more rich people than poor?
If that's our message, how is it possible that we ever lose an election?
Remember: until they knock off this ugly hate-shit,
they're never going to win another national election
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Subject: Ashley Judd
Back before she was thinking of running for office, and when her movie career was hot,
she volunteered for the Democratic party of Williamson county, Tennessee. That's the
county just south of Nashville where "all" the country music folks live -- her, her sister
and her mom on the same land.
Anyway, election day, 2004, Ashley was making "get out the vote" phone calls to registered
Dems in the county (like at least a dozen. ;) She called me, but dangit if I wasn't there to answer.
She left a voicemail encouraging me to vote -- which is where I was when she called.
Dennis
I would really like to see her run.
You just know Mitch the Bitch will make some snotty rape remark about Ashley
and she'll end up winning by twenty damn points - even in super-backwards Kentucky.
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LA judge grants Jermaine Jackson name change
Is this the stupidest thing ever?
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Jermaine Jackson has a new, brighter surname — Jacksun.
A Los Angeles judge approved the change to singer's name Friday.
He sought the name change for "artistic reasons" and says it has nothing to do with
a recent rift in his family over trying to steal money from Michael Jackson's children.
His attorney Bret D. Lewis says he doesn't know whether Jacksun
will elaborate on the creative reasons for the change.
I'd like to be the first to say changing one letter in your last name is SO goddamn creative.
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Know Your Classics
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Bart,
I just performed in this play two years ago, Henry IV, Part 1 by William Shakespeare.
michaelgy
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Subject: Tulsa Weather
Look what I had when I woke up this morning...
It stopped raining in Oklahoma a few years ago so this is special.
It's a wonder I got a page up today.
Know your Supermodels
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Really?
Nobody got THIS YEAR's Sports Illustrated Swinsuit cover supermodel Kate Upton?
Even with the S_____s Illu_____ed graphic behind her head?
I'm thinking a majority of my readers are female and thus not up on supermodels.
Non Sequitor:
There are TWO Kate Uptons, the SI cover girl and remember
that pageant girl who got confused about maps and the Iraq?
Her name is Caite Upton and, for my money, is hotter than SI's Kate Upton.
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Can't recall his White House years?
If I had his record, I'd claim that, too.
"I did f-ing what!?!?"
Lindsey to guest on Sheen's show
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Fine, but nothing is more entertaining than Gary Busey on Trump's Apprentice.
Busey recently filed for bankruptcy, said life without money was "easier."
Starts maybe March 3?
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Today's Wildlife Photo
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Going to Alaska
Mrs Bart has always wanted to go to Alaska and we thought we'd better go
before I have to drag an oxygen tank behind my wheelchair.
Something new we're trying: Be in the Trip Report!
Kick in for a tank of gas or a few dollars towards a hotel and your name
(Earl C in Erie, if you like) would be in the Alaska Trip Report.
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity Photo
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's got to be Emily Deschanel and her younger sister Zooey.
GreatKingRat
Speaking of Zooey, does anyone else find this pose semi-vulgar?
It's their main promo picture and I think it's very unladylike.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's got to be Emily Deschanel and her younger sister Zooey.
GreatKingRat
Speaking of Zooey, does anyone else find this pose semi-vulgar?
It's their main promo picture and I think it's very unladylike.
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Dear Ball-Peen,
That's the island of Manhattan (cost: $24), after the Sandy blackout.
jim
Bart, that's Manhatten after Sandy. I should know.
I have been up down and around there on a tugboat for the last 25 years!
Captain Keith
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Name the Star AND their Mystery Car
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Bart, that's a photo Errol Flynn behind the wheel
of a 1928 6.5 litre straight eight Packard Roadster.
Mark with no last name
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that's an old "photo" of Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose. The owner of the image describes it as a collage
Images were faked before Photoshop. His hands are like gently holding horse reins, not clinging to the back of moose.
His pants do not appear to be wet.
Rich in Fargo, ND
Remember in 1992, Perot dropped out of the race after his campaign
was given "photoshopped" pictures of his daughter doing lesbians things.
Had it not been for those phony lesbian photos
history might've been very different.
Subject: donation
Bart, in honor of 3,000 pages--a little late!
Best, Boston Jane Z.
Jane, that was very nice - thanks.
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