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Thurs-Friday Feb 28-Mar-1, 2013 Vol 3023 - Forever ditch

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	Woodward VS White House
	Scalia is a scumbag racist
	Violence Against Women passes
	Benny the Rat Flees in Disgrace
	Dog shoots owner in the Ass
	Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
	Queen of Nerds, Natalie Portman

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"IF OBAMA TRIES TO TAKE OUR GUNS
IT'LL BE 1776 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!"
-- Insane handjob Alex Jones of prisonplanet.com

Hey Asshole, nobody ever said Obama was coming to take your guns.

I get that you make more money each time you scream "Wolf,"
but what happens if your bullshit catches fire and thousands die?

Let me guess:
You're OK with that because Jefferson once said 'The tree of liberty
needs to be watered with the blood of gullible fools now and then."

This handjob was on Howard Stern this week, saying Osama died in 2002 and they
kept his body at the Pentagon for nine years until One World Order Obama ordered it
thrown into the ocaen, which is as crazy as a Pigboy in heat after some Dominican boys,
but he also said Madeleine Albright "admitted" this on live TV.

Suuuuuuuuuure she did, Alex.

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Woodward's Ego VS White House
Bush's war enabler hates our President

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Veteran war-enabler Bob Woodward is embroiled in an extraordinary public clash
with the White House over his self-serving reporting on the sequester.

Woodward has been making the rounds on cable TV accusing a "very senior person"
in the administration of threatening him last week ahead of an op-ed he later published
attributing the idea for the automatic spending cuts to Obama.

Lis Smith opined: "Woodward deserves a lot of credit for taking a macro story about
DC dysfunction, competing econ theories & making it all about him," she said.

Woodward alleges that he was bullied by the White House. (Poor him.) He said that one
Obama aide "yelled at me for about a half hour" and in an email delivered a veiled threat.

"It was said very clearly: 'you will regret doing this,'" Woodward told CNN.
"I'm not going to say [who], a very senior person. It makes me very uncomfortable to
have the White House telling reporters you're going to regret doing something you believe in."

Number One: What kind of "man" would let another man yell at him for thirty minutes?
If some asshole's going to yell at me for a half-hour, he'd better be holding a gun on me.

Number Two: Woodward has been a gigantic asshole for at least the last 30 years.
Yes, he was a hero in 1973, but what has he accomplished since then?

Number Three: If he's not willing to name the screamer - then it never happened.
This is McCarthyism - making an accusation without naming names.

Number Four: Fuck Bob Woodward, one of the biggest whores in Washington.

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Subject: Bruce the Catholic

Bruce wants us to hold the priests of the Catholic Church to the
same standards as the general population for being sexual predators.

Do I even have to respond?
brew

ps. My wife is Catholic, so if I am a bigot, I have a strange way of showing it.

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The GOP doesn't allow guns at their conventions - why?
Are they afraid some damn fool might shoot up the place?

Scalia is a scumbag racist slimeball

"And I don't care who fucking knows it..."

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Civil rights leaders are up in arms over Tony "Three Fingers" Scalia's skeptical questions about a
key portion of the Voting Rights Act, a cornerstone of the civil rights movement that brought an
end to Jim Crow-era racial discrimination at the polls in the South, pissing off sonservatives

Scalia, a stalwart of the court's racist right wing, suggested that the Voting Rights Act was overwhelmingly
reauthorized in 2006 by Congress because Republicans were afraid to oppose a "racial entitlement."

Scalia said that each time the Voting Rights Act has been reauthorized in the past 50 years, more and more
senators supported it, even though the problem of racial discrimination at the polls has decreased over that time.
"Now, I don't think that's attributable to the fact that it is so much clearer now that we need this," he said.
"I think it is very likely attributable to a phenomenon that is called perpetuation of racial entitlement. When a
society adopts racial entitlements, it is very difficult to get out of them through the normal political processes."

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Congress passes Violence Against Women Act
Over the objections of women-hating GOP and Teabaggers

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The women-hating House on Thursday passed and sent to Obama a far-reaching extension of the
Violence Against Women Act. The vote came after House Republican leaders, cognizant of the need
to improve their faltering image among women voters, accepted a bill that recently cleared the Senate.

There were 138 fuck-those-women vortes by backwards, out-of-touch with society Republicans.

It was the third time this year that Der Boner has allowed Democrats and moderates in his own party
prevail over the GOP's much larger Teabagger racist wing. A majority of House Republicans voted
against the final anti-violence bill because they can't stand the idea of vaginally-impaired bitches
having protection from violence from their Teabagger husbands.

This is why we can't lose in 2016.
The Teabaggers are driving the GOP into the forever ditch.

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Benny the Rat Flees in Disgrace
He's in hiding now, avoiding subpoenas

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Pope Benny the Rat left the Vatican for the last time as pontiff on Thursday, flying by helicopter
to the Vatican's secret hiding place hours before becoming the first pontiff in 600 years to pull a Palin.

As his closest aide wept by his side, The Rat bade farewell to Vatican officials gathered in the courtyard
of the palace, a corps of Swiss Guards standing by like the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.

"Among you is also the future pope, whom I today promise my unconditional reverence and obedience,"
Benedict told the cardinals, who he helped rape little kids for decades.

Benedict's decision to live at the Vatican in retirement has deepened concerns about the shadow
he might cast over the next papacy. But Benedict has tried to address those worries, saying
that once retired he would be "hidden from the world."

And the whole fucking world sits idly by while the rapist retreats to escape the law.

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Subject: It's not the crime, it's the coverup

Both you and Bruce miss the point.
Whether 1% or 10% or 50% of priests are pedophiles isn't important.

The problem is the reaction of the Corporation of the Catholic Church (TM)
and it's coverup of the abuse that took place (is taking place). The Corporation's
reaction is dedicated to preserving the Corporation, not do doing anything that
might be called religious or church like.
Cornbear

I'm pretty sure the crime is important, too.

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Subject: last issue's Classic Link

Bart, the classic line is from Frankenstein (by Mary Shelley)
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They only like the craziest of the crazies,
ensuring that they will lose again in 2016.

Today's Scary Don't Look Down Picture

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Haven't these people ever heard of wind gusts?

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Subject: New Pope could reduce Global Warming

Most people don't realize it but the Pope is in a unique position to reduce global warming
more than any other individual on the planet. How you ask? By embracing birth control.

The single biggest cause of man made global warming is overpopulation. There are just too many
people on the planet and the number is growing. Even if we develop clean technologies to cut
emissions per person in half, when the population doubles we are right back where we started.
The evolutionary fossil record indicates that overpopulation where a species destroys its habitat
is one of the most common causes of extinction. There is nothing that will prevent the extinction
of humanity if we fail to do what it takes to survive.

If the new pope were to embrace birth control then 1 billion people on the planet would slow
their reproductive rates and set a new example for reproductive responsibility. So there is an
opportunity to do something responsible, something real. So I hope that the cardinals choose
wisely and pick a pope for the 21st century rather than the 12th century.
Marc Perkel

Note: Marc is kidding. He knows they're going to elect the most Bachmann,
the most Rick Perry, the most Santorum, pro-rape Pope they can possibly find.

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Know your Supermodels

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Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link

Nobody got gorgeous supermodel Fernanda Mello.

Maybe I'll run her again in 30 days to see who remembers :)

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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link

Bart,
I believe that’s Jo Ann Pflug,
She was Nurse Dish in the movie M*A*S*H
Randall

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Today's Mystery City

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link

Bart that city is Barcelona, Spain.
The Torre Agbar of the French architect Jean Nouvel has taken a prominent place
in the skyline of Barcelona. Nobody wants to believe anymore that the iconography
that the architect meant for the office tower was that of a fontein, a geiser, a shower.
An appropriate iconography for the company the building is for; the water company of Barcelona.
Doug J

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Name the Star AND their Mystery Car

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that's Tarzan, Johnny Weissmuller, and his 1935 Chevy.
Mark with no last name

My info says 1932 Chevy, but life's too short to haggle :)

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What is today's History Mystery?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

Bart:
That’s the four Marx Brothers.
Left to right, I’m guessing Harpo, Chico, Groucho and Gummo.
Phillip R

bart,
those are the Marx Brothers, Groucho, Gummo (not Zeppo, he was still younger), Chico and Harpo around 1913.
here is my connection to the Marx Brothers...my Uncle, Victor Herrman
directed them in Animal Crackers (Hooray for Capt Spaulding) their second movie.

I wish he had also directed Duck Soup.
ducks

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Candy, thanks for that.

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