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Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Vol 3037 - Family Pot
Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Quotes "Your argument that marriage is for child-rearing isn't an argument against same-sex marriage. It's an argument to let gay parents marry." -- LOLGOP in a Tweet Send e-mail to Bart GOP Troubles Here to Stay
Can a party of dicks change their
DNA? Link Asked to name the single thing that they disliked the most about the Republican party, one in five people said the GOP was “inflexible” and “unwilling to compromise." That’s bad — but it doesn’t capture the full magnitude of the brand problems that GOP has. Two other numbers in the Gallup survey do that. One in four Republicans saying their party is too dick-ish. The second, and more important data point, is that 14 percent said they're "not dick-ish enough." Rock, meet hard place. ha ha They have nowhere to go but "We Love Gays" and that's killing them. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Michelle Shocked Bart, did you not notice that ++>NOBODY<++ had a direct quote longer than one sentence from whatever she said in SF? I mean, really, that's the kind of crap journalism that Murdoch's goons do. I expected better from the smartest man in Oklahoma. It goes without saying that if we disagree, I'm either Cheney or Bush or Rush or Murdoch. In a world where everydamnthing winds up video'd on Youtube, I haven't seen any clips of her "rant." The only direct quote I saw was her prediction that people would misquote her on Twatter. And she was right about that. I guess the lesson is that the only thing anyone can say on LGBTQSPWZ rights is, "Yes. I agree. You're absolutely right." and if you deviate you're going to be pilloried. Robert Mac Maybe the lesson is people don't like it when you quote hate-shit from Fred Phelps. She admitted saying it - "The reason I said 'God Hates Fags' is..." and then she gave the stupidest answer since, "I'm not gay, I have never been gay." Maybe you didn't read that piece very closely? I guess we're going to disagree on this one. Send e-mail to Bart I read one story, might be this couple, where the survivor had to pay $180K extra in federal taxes because Uncle Sam refused to recognize that they were married. Sounds like discrimination to me. Shop
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14 States Have Decriminalized Pot
Of course, OK will be the last stateLink Rhode Island became the 14th state in the union to decriminalize marijuana Monday. In these states — unlike Washington and Colorado, which legalized pot by voter referendum — people who use pot can be punished under state law, but only by some means other than prison time. Typically, offenders will receive a violation akin to a traffic ticket. Even state legalization doesn’t solve the conflict with the federal law that still prohibits any use of the drug. However, it does make a dent in hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of Americans imprisoned for nonviolent drug crimes. And based on the 2012 election, it seems that more states will be pursuing the path of legalizing recreational use of the drug in a manner similar to alcohol. The lack of a coherent federal policy makes enforcing state laws complex, and it also hinders a national policy to deal with the actual dangers of marijuana use, including dependence. Because President Marble Mouth can't be clear on his intentions. What is he afraid of? Why can't he figure a way to muster the courage to do the right thing? "Eric, raid some more dispensaries... and find some poker games to raid, too!"
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Subject: yesterday's OMG! Don't Look Down photo I want some fat old man in a dress to tell that young lady she lacks the ability to decide for herself what she can or cannot do with her own body. Dale "Slut!" "Slut!" "Slut!" Send e-mail to Bart That Mess in Steubenville, Ohio Is rape legal for football players? by Gene Lyons Link If I were attorney general of Ohio, prosecutions in the Steubenville rape case wouldn’t end with the conviction of two high-school football players. In interviews, Mike DeWine indicated that he might seek additional charges, possibly obstruction of justice and failure to report child abuse. Too bad Ohio has no law against criminal stupidity, or he could indict that Steubenville football coach who allegedly told a New York Times reporter, “You’re going to get yours. And if you don’t get yours, somebody close to you will.” No wonder his players acted like louts. The guy sounds like he’s auditioning to play Coach Knuckledragger in Fast Times at Neanderthal High. ha ha But the adults I’d really like to see brought to justice are those who helped a bunch of kids get knee-walking drunk and provided them unchaperoned party houses to do it in. Alas, for reasons having to do with our willfully shallow national conversation about “gender issues,” as the deepest thinkers style them, it’s considered controversial to point out that both the victim and her assailants were drunker than… These drunken morons not only raped the passed out girl, they took photos of the crime and sent them to everyone they knew. The Attorney General MIGHT bring additional charges, that is, if he's tired of his job. The "good" people of Ohio know those football players were "just being kids" and that little drunken whore was probably wearing a short skirt, anyway. No need to bust up a good football team over a few rapes... Send e-mail to Bart I got an e-mail from Al in the Phillipines, so I asked him what he was doing there. Subject: The Phillipines Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "God gives fewer miracles to people who believe in science." -- Pat Robertson, trying to keep his story straight, Link Send e-mail to Bart Climate Deniers are Cautious
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percent of doubters favor preparations"Biggest. Lie. Ever." Link Some Republicans still insist that climate change is a hoax, but the vast majority of Americans believe the globe is warming, a new survey finds — and they want to prepare for the worst. In fact, even 60 percent of climate-change doubters favored preparations, the survey found. The survey asked about climate-change beliefs and support for adaptation strategies to help coastal areas cope with the rising sea levels and frequent, intense storms that a warmer world could bring. The results showed that 82 percent of Americans are in favor of preparation. They KNOW Earth is getting warmer, but they still deny the facts because they're crazy. They KNOW oil is doomed to the past, but they won't let us move on to something cleaner. They KNOW renewable energy is our future, but they won't let us go there. If only we had a Democrat in the White House... Send e-mail to Bart Liquid Drop Art
Link Send e-mail to Bart Non Sequitor... You know the character "Q" from Star Trek Next Generation, right? I was listening to a Stern repeat where Howard had sent one of his minions in to interview (meaning mock) the attendees for paying for celebrity autographs. They said John de Lancie (Q) told the crowd that his "Q" character was based on Howard. If you think about it - it makes a lot of sense. Q was always explaining to the others how "superior he was" and how "nobody else matters" etc, which is some schtick Howard often does on his show. Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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always has good stuff. Kristen Bell changes Hollywood "Veronica Mars" movie produced by fans Link There will be a "Veronica Mars" movie, because on Wednesday some 30,000 fans (and counting) pledged $2 million (and counting) via Kickstarter, the popular crowd-funding website, to make it so. "Veronica Mars" was canceled in 2007 after two seasons on UPN and one on the CW. It was quite thrilling to watch the money, or the promises of money, pour in: At one point Wednesday afternoon, by my monitoring of the online tote board, the project was raising $1,000 every 20 seconds. By 9 a.m. Thursday, Thomas had exceeded his stated goal by nearly $700,000, with 29 out of 30 fund-raising days left to go. By Sunday morning, 55,000 backers pledged more than $3.5 million. So. maybe the movie studios will soon crumble like the record companies and NBC. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Social Security AND disabled veterans... Yo, Bart... The same "chained-CPI" that affects Social Security recipients also has the same affect to those service-connected disabled veterans that receive compensation from the VA. Such as myself, dagnabbit! Mr. President: Don't give me that "Shared Sacrifice" BS when you are letting so many corporations get away with paying little or no taxes. BadtotheboneBob "Question Authority" Send e-mail to Bart See more
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Know Your Classics Link Subject: last issue's Classic Link Bart, that's from a book that features warlike rabbits. Watership Down by Richard Adams. Pete in KCMO It's all in the light! Send Classic Lines to Bart Send e-mail to Bart Subject: The Following He's right - this show is waaaay too stupid. They claimed it was the new "24" so we thought we'd take a chance. The star of the show has a drinking problem, which I guess is his excuse why he keeps getting out-witted by the bad guy. I stopped watching when I saw the previews for episode three. Facing an evil genius with an army of devoted we-will-kill-for-you crazies and they don't even think to play a little defense with their families? Even moronic mice should be smarter than that. Send e-mail to Bart Know your Celebrity Mansions Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart If you'd care to donate... You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link Bart, that's city is Detroit! Hudson’s Department store gives it away. The city’s streetcar system is still operating - in Mexico City! Hudson’s downtown is long gone, and all the suburban stores are now Macys. Sue in Michigan Send e-mail to Bart Name the Mystery Car Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that is a rear (where the engine is) view of a 1965 Chevrolet Corvair Corsa 140 Coupe Michael, OR Bart, I'm guessing a 1966 Corvair Corsa. A sweet higher powered, better suspension version of the earlier Corvair. Color is Regal Red (had a '66 Impala that color). However nice, it couldn't save the Corvair, damaged by Nader's book and the record of the earlier models. Tom in Fallbrook The photo said it was a 67 model. Send e-mail to Bart What is today's History Mystery? Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link That's Vietnam Veterans Against the War protesting in Washington D.C. in 1971. They were the first war veterans locked out of Arlington National Cemetery. They also lobbied their Congresspeople, John Kerry testified before Congress, and they threw medals and other mementos onto the congressional steps. I first learned of the group while I was in Vietnam. The Playboy ad was known everywhere. I was still in the Army when this demonstration was held, but it gave me courage and strength to finish my commitment. I was discharged in June '71. John Z I believe that is Ron Kovic (Born on the Fourth of July), being helped up the capitol steps during an anti-war protest. Rick P That's who I assumed it was. Sidebar: Is Tom Cruise's movie career over? Subject: donation Thanks to Doug Ellsworth for the continuing support. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Amazon.com seems to be my best bet to stay on the Tubes ...and if you shop with them, you might even save some money. Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Glee Hottie - Dianna Agron Check out over 50 sexy and tasteful photos of Dianna Agron More hot babes in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties... Send Your Hottie Suggestion to Bart
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