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Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Vol 3045 - More than a feeling
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"Again, first responders to the rescue. Can we stop cutting their pay?”
We don’t pay them ENOUGH."
-- comedienne Elayne Boosler, in a Tweet
Yes, when the GOP wants more tax cuts for the rich,
they steal money from the first responders.
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5 Earthquakes Shake Oklahoma
We loooooooooooove fracking in
Okieville Link
An earthquake felt in Tulsa hit overnight northeast of Oklahoma City.
The U.S. Geological Survey reports a 4.3 earthquake struck near Chandler
with an epicenter about 3 miles underneath Interstate 44 just before 1 a.m.
A reported 4.2-magnitude quake hit the area again at 5:16 a.m.
Three more earthquakes of less magnitude shook the same region area
within an hour of the 4.3 quake, according to USGS reports.
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Subject: Eldrick
Hex on Thee!
Well done Bart! Then the little weasel tried to cheat. ha ha ha.
I don't golf. I would rather watch paint dry. But the peripheral noise creeps in
and all I heard was this weeklong tongue bath of Tiger and his imminent Great Comeback.
It's fun hearing the media reduced to 'homina, homina, homina" Too funny.
The first Australian to win their little hate tournament was icing on the cake.
If somebody gave me a jacket that color I would burn it.
Keep swingin'
Kevin in NJ
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for $60 (cheap!) so Amazon donated $2.50 to the Treehouse!
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“And with the 18th pick in the 2013 NFL Draft the Dallas Cowboys trade their pick to…”
It’s likely merely imagining Commissioner Roger Goodell utter those words invokes a compulsive
gag reflex to which all Cowboy fans are far too accustomed. “What is Jerry Jones doing?” we ask.
“He pulls this every year!” we proclaim. Well, I’m here to tell you – Get ready for it.
The top needs on the Dallas Cowboys are Offensive Line, Safety, and Defensive Line.
All three of those groups are fairly deep in the top 100 players of this year’s draft. If the Cowboys
play their cards right they could get 3 starters out of this year’s crop. So if the draft is so deep,
why would they trade back?
Because it’s possible the players worthy of a mid-first round pick will be gone by pick #18.
And of course it’s Jerry Jones and he loves doing stuff like this.
The Cowboys desperately need a quarterback - but Jerry Jones loves Tony Butterfingers Romo.
Jones is in denial like the GOP.
They can't win with Romo so Jones says "I'm sticking with Butterfingers!"
That's great news for someone whose favorite NFL tream
is whoever's playing the Dallas Cowboys this coming week.
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NFL Draft: Cowboys Need Everything
Dallas
going to Super Bowl this Year?Link
“And with the 18th pick in the 2013 NFL Draft the Dallas Cowboys trade their pick to…”
It’s likely merely imagining Commissioner Roger Goodell utter those words invokes a compulsive
gag reflex to which all Cowboy fans are far too accustomed. “What is Jerry Jones doing?” we ask.
“He pulls this every year!” we proclaim. Well, I’m here to tell you – Get ready for it.
The top needs on the Dallas Cowboys are Offensive Line, Safety, and Defensive Line.
All three of those groups are fairly deep in the top 100 players of this year’s draft. If the Cowboys
play their cards right they could get 3 starters out of this year’s crop. So if the draft is so deep,
why would they trade back?
Because it’s possible the players worthy of a mid-first round pick will be gone by pick #18.
And of course it’s Jerry Jones and he loves doing stuff like this.
The Cowboys desperately need a quarterback - but Jerry Jones loves Tony Butterfingers Romo.
Jones is in denial like the GOP.
They can't win with Romo so Jones says "I'm sticking with Butterfingers!"
That's great news for someone whose favorite NFL tream
is whoever's playing the Dallas Cowboys this coming week.
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e-mail to Bart
Subject: Hillary in 2016
Bart,
Brent Budowsky says that, if Democratic house and senate are elected in 2014,
Hillary could be elected for "Obama's third term."
More likely, Obama's eight years would be remembered as "Hillary's introduction!"
Russ
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The GOP created the Teabaggers and they bribed the Whore Court
to have the opinion that "money is speech" and what did it get them?
A sound thrashing by the Black guy.
ha ha
Subject: Boston Bombings
How much would you bet that the bomber is one angry white guy who's pissed
that the US senate is attempting to pass legislation to 'take his guns' and he's trying
to move attention away from Newtown?
I'm not a betting man, but I'd bet everything I have on it...
-Jesse in San Diego
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Subject: Hillary in 2016
Bart,
Brent Budowsky says that, if Democratic house and senate are elected in 2014,
Hillary could be elected for "Obama's third term."
More likely, Obama's eight years would be remembered as "Hillary's introduction!"
Russ
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The GOP created the Teabaggers and they bribed the Whore Court
to have the opinion that "money is speech" and what did it get them?
A sound thrashing by the Black guy.
ha ha
Subject: Boston Bombings
How much would you bet that the bomber is one angry white guy who's pissed
that the US senate is attempting to pass legislation to 'take his guns' and he's trying
to move attention away from Newtown?
I'm not a betting man, but I'd bet everything I have on it...
-Jesse in San Diego
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What Thatcher Meant to Brits
by Joe Conason
Link
Amid all the suffocating claptrap celebrating Margaret Thatcher in the media, only the
British themselves seem able to provide a refreshing hit of brisk reality. Over here, she is
the paragon of principle known as the “Iron Lady,” devoted to freedom, democracy,
and traditional values who bolstered the West against encroaching darkness. Over there,
she is seen clearly as a class warrior, whose chief accomplishments involved busting unions
and breaking the post-war social contract.
Promoting the economic doctrines of the far right – whose eager acolytes in the Tea Party
today revere her – Thatcher helped to hasten the decline of the venerable English village
whose values she claimed to represent. “There is no better course for understanding
free-market economics than life in a corner shop,” she once wrote, recalling her upbringing
in the little grocery store that her father operated in the town of Grantham. But as a left-leaning
British writer observed acidly, her “free-market” policies “led to the domination of small-town
life by supermarkets and other powerful corporations.”
In the hometown she left behind, factories were shuttered and coal mines closed, owing to her
policies – which may be why not so long ago, the vast majority of the town’s residents expressed
opposition to erecting a bronze statue of her.
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Subject: Oklahoma Quakes
Bart--
I've been reading about the series of fairly large earthquakes around OKC,
and wanted to wish you well. Sounds like all that OK fracking is suspected as the cause.
Glad the Alaska trip was so good for you. Stay strong, and brace for quakes!
Best regards,
Monkeyfister
Ps. I'll send some bucks this evening, so you and Mrs. Bart can invest in some quake-proof Kevlar suits.
Dude, thanks for that.
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GOP Out of Touch w/ Voters
70
percent say they're on wrong trackLink
A new poll shows that the GOP has alienated itself from both the American public and its base.
Only 23 percent say the GOP is “in touch with most Americans."
But 70 percent say the GOP is not in touch with the public.
The dissatisfaction with Republicans comes from voters with whom they have typically performed the strongest.
“Among residents of the red states, 68 percent say the GOP is out of touch with the concerns of most Americans,”
according to the report produced by Langer Research Associates.
Even 64 percent of “evangelical” voters agree Republicans are not “in touch.”
ha ha
They've lost the evangelicals?
Things get worse for the GOP each day.
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Subject: rape victim suicide
The right wing blamed Clinton for a supposed epidemic of teen oral sex after the Monica event.
Now that the republicans have trivialized rape with their claims of "legitimate rape", "forcible rape"
and such, it seems quite reasonable for republicans to shoulder the responsibility for the cavalier
attitude about rape amongst teens now.
Keith
I'm so old, I don't get the part where they taunt the girl who was raped by some scumbags.
Seems like the decent thing to do would be to show a little sympathy for the victim.
Why didn't the girls come together and say, "That could have been us," and shun the scumbags?
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Entertainment Page
has new stuff every day
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
has new stuff every day
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty
always has good stuff.
Oscar Pistorius Out Partying, Doing Shots
First public binge since killing his girlfriend on Valentines Day
Link
Olympian and accused killer Oscar Pistorius was spotted out in Johannesburg last Saturday,
taking shots and flirting with several women. Pistorius has mostly stayed out of the public eye
since shooting of his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp, and his subsequent arrest and release on bail.
But South African press reported Pistorius "knocking back" shots, looking "relaxed and happy."
One woman told the Sunday Times he "didn't look like someone [who had] lost the love of his life."
"I can't believe he showed his face in public, carrying on as if nothing's happened," she said.
"He was greeting a couple and then gave the woman a little pat on her backside. It was just so inappropriate."
Does he want the jury to see him as a hard-drinking playboy?
I hear South African prisons make our prisons seem nice.
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See more
at http://mariopiperni.com
The religious crooks are bribing the political crooks.
Is this the craziest guy ever?
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Narco-GOP Busted for Pot - Ooops!
Anti-Drug Rethug Steve Latz Caught with Devil's Drug
Link
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Know your Celebrity Mansions
Link
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Know Your Classics
Link
Subject: last issue's Classic Link
Nobody got yesterday's Classic Line, even tho I'll bet you read the book.
It was from Journey to the Center of the Earth y Jules Verne.
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Today's Wildlife Photo
Link
What made the eagle angry?
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Hamster rises from the dead on Easter
And you thought only Jesus could do that...
Link
Lisa and James were watching Tink the hamster for a friend on the Thursday
before Easter when they found her apparently dead in her cage.
After breaking the sad news to Tink's owner, the couple wrapped the tiny body
in a paper towel roll and gave her a proper burial in the garden.
Except Tink wasn't dead. The next day, Tink managed to eat her way through the
paper towel roll, dig up through a foot of dirt, climb a pipe and land in a recycling box,
where she survived a frigid Easter huddled in a cardboard cat food box.
Lisa's dad found Tink when he was crushing the boxes to recycle.
"Suddenly a little face popped out of one of them which gave me a big startle," he said.
"We’ve nicknamed her Jesus because it was Easter when she came back from the dead."
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Wiseguy dropped by last night to give me something.
Garbage signed their second CD sleeve - that's Shirley's autograph, lower-right.
I asked why he never got that picture with the stickers and he said when Shirley
saw the stickers, she took them from him and put them in her pocket.
Maybe one will show up in a future Shirley photo?
Subject: Shirley Rabbit
Hey Bart,
Shirley fans have been posting photoshopped animated charachters morphed into Shirley.
I know it's not a real Shirley pic, but the Jessica Rabbit one just fits.
Cheers man!
Rick (from Monterey)
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity Photo
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart,
Hey Bart! It’s BABY BUFFY! That sweet child is Sarah Michelle Gellar,
before she showed up in Pine Valley as the forfeited fruit of Erica Kane’s
tragic teen rape, and then moved to Sunnydale to commence with the
slaying of vampires in high school.
Thank you so much!
Kimberly in Roswell
Kimberly, you were the only one who recognized Sarah Michelle Gellar.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart,
Hey Bart! It’s BABY BUFFY! That sweet child is Sarah Michelle Gellar,
before she showed up in Pine Valley as the forfeited fruit of Erica Kane’s
tragic teen rape, and then moved to Sunnydale to commence with the
slaying of vampires in high school.
Thank you so much!
Kimberly in Roswell
Kimberly, you were the only one who recognized Sarah Michelle Gellar.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, thats's Cadillac Square in Detroit.
Michael A
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Eldrick's hot ex-wife
Name the Mystery Car
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1956 Porsche 356 Super Speedster.
I should know as I'm about to buy it's grandson, a 911 Carrera 3.2 from the 80's.
Better than money in the bank these days.
Davo
Manchester
England
Davo, you were very close.
Actually it's a 1956 Porsche 356a Super Speedster.
We'll let it go this time...
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What is today's History Mystery?
Link
Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
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Subject: donation
Bart, Tiger says Happy belated Birthday!
Brad in A2
Brad, thanks for that.
Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.
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