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UPDATE Below
WOW! (Friday Noon Central)
I assume you have access to a TV?
We've never seen anything like this.
After 9-11, there was no suspect to chase.
One scumbag dead, another has the Hounds of Hell after him
and the latest theory is that there may be more scumbags involved.
Now, all major networks have gone LIVE for the manhunt.
Bomberboy is the most wanted, most famous man on Earth.
Having a bad day
Boston is locked down - nobody on the streets but cops and military.
Bomberboy may be wearing suicide vest like his dead-ass brother
Updates are coming in every minute.
Cops say 70% of suspected area has been searched.
Are they closing in or is he gone?
It would be great if we could get out of this without further casualties.
Meanwhile, TV is as intense as it's ever been.
UPDATE Friday 3:45 Central
Then their pictures were all over the goddamn TV so, geniuses that they are,
they robbed a 7-11 and maybe got $90, telling the guy, "We're the Bombers."
Figuring out that robbing 7-11s gets you nowhere, they hijack a car and force
the guy to drive to different ATMs until they get $800 and the bank turns the
card off. Oddly, they let the hijacked driver go.
Weird Sidebar:
Their mother was recently arrested for shoplifting at a Lord & Taylor store
and rumor has it it was Lord & Taylor's video that caught her scumbag offspring.
Several hours ago they said they were 60-70% thru the search. If that was true,
they have to be pretty near the end of this movie OR he's given them the slip.
BTW, the news anchors are really showing how stupid they are.
Without a teleprompter, they can't get anything right and have nothing to say.
Diane Sawyer is fresh off her election-night drunken ramblings and Brian Williams
is dumber than a box of hammers ...but nobody's had as bad a day as The Douche.
"That'd be me."
He was interviewing some bomb expert who said they'd probably detonate a bomb
found at scumbag #1's house right there in his apartment and Blitzer interrupts,
"But what if you blow up the whole building?" to which the expert replied,
"We know what we're doing. We have many decades of experience at this, Wolf!"
So Douche turns to Erin Burnett (who's covering this Boston bombing because she's
a Wall Street stock analyst) and says, "These guys really know what they're doing!"
How did Wolf the Douche survive Zucker's CNN purge?
Time to wrap this up before it gets dark.
I assume you have access to a TV?
We've never seen anything like this.
After 9-11, there was no suspect to chase.
One scumbag dead, another has the Hounds of Hell after him
and the latest theory is that there may be more scumbags involved.
Now, all major networks have gone LIVE for the manhunt.
Bomberboy is the most wanted, most famous man on Earth.
Having a bad day
Boston is locked down - nobody on the streets but cops and military.
Bomberboy may be wearing suicide vest like his dead-ass brother
Updates are coming in every minute.
Cops say 70% of suspected area has been searched.
Are they closing in or is he gone?
It would be great if we could get out of this without further casualties.
Meanwhile, TV is as intense as it's ever been.
UPDATE Friday 3:45 Central
Turns out the Bomber Brothers were
super-stupid.
They never planned their getaway because they thought there
was NO CHANCE they were ever going to be caught.
Really guys?
In a post 9-11 America with 200M cameras?
They never planned their getaway because they thought there
was NO CHANCE they were ever going to be caught.
Really guys?
In a post 9-11 America with 200M cameras?
Then their pictures were all over the goddamn TV so, geniuses that they are,
they robbed a 7-11 and maybe got $90, telling the guy, "We're the Bombers."
Figuring out that robbing 7-11s gets you nowhere, they hijack a car and force
the guy to drive to different ATMs until they get $800 and the bank turns the
card off. Oddly, they let the hijacked driver go.
Weird Sidebar:
Their mother was recently arrested for shoplifting at a Lord & Taylor store
and rumor has it it was Lord & Taylor's video that caught her scumbag offspring.
Several hours ago they said they were 60-70% thru the search. If that was true,
they have to be pretty near the end of this movie OR he's given them the slip.
BTW, the news anchors are really showing how stupid they are.
Without a teleprompter, they can't get anything right and have nothing to say.
Diane Sawyer is fresh off her election-night drunken ramblings and Brian Williams
is dumber than a box of hammers ...but nobody's had as bad a day as The Douche.
"That'd be me."
He was interviewing some bomb expert who said they'd probably detonate a bomb
found at scumbag #1's house right there in his apartment and Blitzer interrupts,
"But what if you blow up the whole building?" to which the expert replied,
"We know what we're doing. We have many decades of experience at this, Wolf!"
So Douche turns to Erin Burnett (who's covering this Boston bombing because she's
a Wall Street stock analyst) and says, "These guys really know what they're doing!"
How did Wolf the Douche survive Zucker's CNN purge?
Time to wrap this up before it gets dark.
UPDATE
Friday
5:20 Central
He got away, so police invite Boston out of their homes.
UPDATE Friday 6:10 Central
Shots fired!
Theory is Boston went outside and saw where he was hiding.
Blood found in a boat?
Was he hiding in a boat in someone's back yard?
C'mon, let's wrap this up.
UPDATE Got him!
Celebrating with Tito's vodka
It's filtered six times so it f-ing rocks
Dumbest question ever:
Lady: "They have him cornered."
Wolf Blitzer: "They have who cornered?"
Blitzer, always the dumbest douche.
SNL's @MrHoratioSanz: The kid surrendered.
@AyameKenoshi: I can't believe I found out about this from Horatio Sanz.
@Atrios: Read him his miranda rights? it's like they gave him a free gay abortion
NBC showing citizens applauding cops as they leave. Waaay cool.
Could somebody tell Diane Sawyer that its over?
She's always the last to know and then she tells Blitzer.
Dan Gordon: Twitter has come a long way from "what I had for breakfast."
@RyanSeacrest: Relieving end to a horrible week.
I agree. I saw both shows
"This bastard will sing like he's on The Voice." Cop gets plug in for NBC.
Rep Nate Bell: “I wonder how many Boston liberals spent the night cowering
in their homes wishing they had an AR-15 with a high capacity magazine?” Link
Rachel: He was caught because Obama organized diff agencies.
Scumbag is lucky FBI got to him before Obama's Team 6.
Or Hillary.
Her signature is two 22s to the head.
@bardgal: Boston in serious danger of running out of alcohol tonight.
@bardgal is right. Probably the best line of the night.
He got away, so police invite Boston out of their homes.
UPDATE Friday 6:10 Central
Shots fired!
Theory is Boston went outside and saw where he was hiding.
Blood found in a boat?
Was he hiding in a boat in someone's back yard?
C'mon, let's wrap this up.
UPDATE Got him!
Celebrating with Tito's vodka
It's filtered six times so it f-ing rocks
Dumbest question ever:
Lady: "They have him cornered."
Wolf Blitzer: "They have who cornered?"
Blitzer, always the dumbest douche.
SNL's @MrHoratioSanz: The kid surrendered.
@AyameKenoshi: I can't believe I found out about this from Horatio Sanz.
@Atrios: Read him his miranda rights? it's like they gave him a free gay abortion
NBC showing citizens applauding cops as they leave. Waaay cool.
Could somebody tell Diane Sawyer that its over?
She's always the last to know and then she tells Blitzer.
Dan Gordon: Twitter has come a long way from "what I had for breakfast."
@RyanSeacrest: Relieving end to a horrible week.
I agree. I saw both shows
"This bastard will sing like he's on The Voice." Cop gets plug in for NBC.
Rep Nate Bell: “I wonder how many Boston liberals spent the night cowering
in their homes wishing they had an AR-15 with a high capacity magazine?” Link
Rachel: He was caught because Obama organized diff agencies.
Scumbag is lucky FBI got to him before Obama's Team 6.
Or Hillary.
Her signature is two 22s to the head.
@bardgal: Boston in serious danger of running out of alcohol tonight.
@bardgal is right. Probably the best line of the night.
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It started with CNN contributor Fran Townsend reporting on CNN.com Wednesday
that an arrest had been made related to the Boston Marathon bombings.
CNN went with it on TV but then conflicting reports surfaced and CNN didn’t know what to do:
Then CNN went back to reporting there was in fact an arrest:
Then they had doubts:
Again, they didn’t know what to do:
Finally, CNN got the sources that counted:
How it ended:
“Okay, so let’s reset. Let’s back up…”– CNN’s Chris Cuomo, who was anchoring the coverage
It was worse than this re-telling would have it.
At one point, maybe it was the incompetent moron John King, said,
"You know how these networks are - one network runs with a story
and all the other networks get in a rush and they don't check their facts."
He was speaking as tho CNN was innocent in this circle jerk.
And remember, this is the new and improved CNN.
There IS a way to cure this bullshit:
They should explain exactly who fed them the lie - but they won't do that.
They protect the liars so they can keep on lying tomorrow and the day after.
As CNN was bullshitting us, they said this tip came from "two VERY highly-placed
law enforcement people," but they refused to give the liars' names.
CNN, thy name is whore.
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The town of West Texas has suffered a massive explosion!
According to officials at least 70 are confirmed dead.
Hundreds are injured and they are still counting both the dead and injured.
A fertilizer plant is gone! It is no more!
The Town of West is being evacuated.
There is a fear of second explosion.
Tex Dot assets are on scene and reporting.
A second Anhydrous Ammonia tank is threatened.
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seem to think it's more important that we see Yo Yo Ma play an oboe solo.
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All I can say is YIKES
Is he a total nutjob or is any of this even remotely true?
It almost looks like something a comedy writer would come up with
Jeff
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Obama Fails on Guns
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Did you hear Obama's tough talk yesterday after losing the gun debate?
Me neither.
Obama made a Texas-sized mistake right after the 2008 election when he declared that
Kissyface was a great guy who could keep all his committee chairs, this after Kissyface
worked as hard as he could to defeat Obama.
Obama sent the signal that it was OK to oppose him.
Yesterday, while "seething" from the stinging gun bill defeat, he did it again.
He talked about how "good" the people were who blocked gun reform.
Obama seems to think he's in the third grade and each day when the bully demands
his lunch money, if he smiles and says, "I know deep down you're a good fella"
that eventually the bullying will stop.
I wasn't paying attention to politics when LBJ was president but he did the OPPOSITE.
He let oppoinents know that if you got in his way there'd be a high prive to pay, but not Obama.
He f-ing INVITES his friends and enemies to oppose him, then he acts all surprised when they do.
I predict he will never learn that you can't reason with rabid dogs.
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bomb is a good guy with a bomb.
Yeah, I said it and I'm not sorry.
Keep hammering.
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nomination for a House seat, his bid for a political comeback veered back into weirdness
amid revelations that his former wife is taking him to court for trespassing and that the
national GOP is washing its hands of his candidacy.
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Washington State recently passed two new laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day
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at San Diego Comic Con. He looks like very red, like he just got asked a question about
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If you wanted to make it a mystery, you could at least have tried
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