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PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Quotes "@DennisDMZ Dennis, I'm so old I remember when you were funny. Then you turned into what you mocked your entire career. Poor bastard #sick -- Bart's reply to a painfully unfunny Dennis Miller tweet last night Send e-mail to Bart The Scandals are Falling Apart by Ezra Klein Link The crucial ingredient for a scandal is the prospect of high-level White House involvement and wide political repercussions. Government wrongdoing is boring. Scandals can bring down presidents, decide elections and revive down-and-out political parties. Scandals can dominate American politics for months at a time. On Tuesday, it looked like we had three possible political scandals brewing. Two days later, with much more evidence available, it doesn’t look like any of them will pan out. There’ll be more hearings, and more bad press for Obama. But — and this is a key qualification — absent more revelations, the scandals that could reach high don’t seem to include any real wrongdoing, whereas the ones that include real wrongdoing don’t reach high enough. Let’s go through them. The good news is it seems Obama isn't involved in any of the wrong-doing. The bad news? If he knew about anything they'll call him Nixon. If he didn't know about the wrongdoing on his watch they'll call him Reagan. BTW, at the press conference, why didn't Obama say, "If anyone broke the law they should be prosecuted." Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Cardinal to Atone for Sex Crimes Agrees to several months vacation as punishment Link The Scottish cardinal who resigned as archbishop after admitting to sexual misconduct will leave Scotland for several months of prayer and atonement, the Vatican said Wednesday in a rare sanction against a "prince of the church." Yeah, it's rare that they get this type of harsh punishment. Cardinal Keith O'Brien recused himself from the March conclave that elected Pope Francis after a newspaper reported unnamed priests' allegations that he acted inappropriately toward them. O'Brien subsequently acknowledged he had engaged in unspecified sexual misbehavior. He resigned as archbishop of St. Andrews and Edinburgh, apologized and promised to stay out of the church's public life. The Vatican said O'Brien, once Britain's highest-ranking Catholic leader, would leave Scotland for several months of "spiritual renewal, prayer and penance." Boy, that'll teach him. Why, next time he gets caught, they might sentence him to a YEAR of vacation. Send e-mail to Bart One of his best - ever!
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Corporations steal money for the same reason priests and the military rape: If there's no penalty for being caught, then why not go crazy? Barack Obama - The Wizard Of Oz A Shitload os Slander by Evelyn Pringle Link I see lots of accusations here, but I can't find the beef. More importantly, if there was any beef there, why didn't Hillary use it in 2008? Was Hillary "too nice" to use the facts against Obama? Was Hillary "too shy" to use the facts against Obama? That's not the Hillary I know, so I must assume it's all bullshit. Some people think if they write an article that repeats the names Resko and Blagojevich over and over - something might stick. Plus, if there's "all that evidence" why didn't McCain use it in 2008? Why isn't FOX News using it right now? Subject: Tea Party Groups Deserved More Scrutiny These so called not for profit Tea Party groups deserved more scrutiny by the IRS, not because they are Republican, but because 100% of them are in fact in violation of the law. Tax exempt groups are supposed to be tax exempt because they are "charitable" or "social welfare organizations". The organizations are supposed to be feeding the poor or the sick. But that's not what they are doing. These Tea Party groups are laundering money so that rich people can give campaign contributions to help candidates and deduct it from their taxes. So saying that they are targeting the Tea Party is like accusing law enforcement of targeting bank robbers. That's what they are supposed to do. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart When the IRS targeted liberals Under Bush, it went after the NAACP, Greenpeace and a liberal church Link While few are defending the Internal Revenue Service for targeting some 300 conservative groups, there are two critical pieces of context missing from the conventional wisdom on the “scandal.” First, at least from what we know so far, the groups were not targeted in a political vendetta — but rather were executing a makeshift enforcement test (an ugly one, mind you) for IRS employees tasked with separating political groups not allowed to claim tax-exempt status, from bona fide social welfare organizations. Employees are given almost zero official guidance on how to do that, so they went after Tea Party groups because those seemed like they might be political. Keep in mind, the commissioner of the IRS at the time was a Bush appointee. This is not the first time such activity has occurred. “I wish there was more GOP interest when I raised the same issue during the Bush administration, where they audited a progressive church in my district in what look liked a very selective way,” Rep. Adam Schiff said. “I found only one Republican that would join me in calling for an investigation during the Bush administration. I’m glad now that the GOP has found interest in this issue and it ought to be a bipartisan concern.” Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "We need to abolish #IRS & make the tax code fairer and flatter. Taxes should fit on a postcard. Retweet if you agree!" - Sen Ted Cruz (R-Cunty) in a tweet Quotes "@SenTedCruz Ted, you are a f-ing loon! You make Jim Inhofe seem reasonable. Please run for president against Hillary #bartgetsnewcar" -- Bart's reply to Sen. Cunty Am I using that hashtag correctly? Send e-mail to Bart IRS and Impeachment Blather by Michael Hammerschlag Link Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Computer Repair
We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! Bart; Jordan was a busy man last week. He spent part of Monday & Tuesday performing miracles on my two computers. I had a virus, so I called directly & got hold of Jordon. Told him I had found his site on BartCop. Tom in Winnipeg Manitoba Hey Bart - Just another note to thank you for letting your readers know about Jordan's computer repair services. He fixed the problems I was having and the speed is back to like new. He'll be my first call for computer repair needs. Sue in northern VA Send e-mail to Bart Subject: next GOP nominee
Bart, you wrote: < If they do it like 2012, they'll bounce from one unknown loser to unknown loser < and maybe deeeep into the summer of 2016, they beg Chris Christie to get in. < But Rush the radical HATES relatively-centrist Chris Christie. THEY DON’T CALL THEM THE GOOD OLE BOY PARTY FOR NOTHING. THE GOP NOMINEE IS ALWAYS ONE OF THE LOSERS FROM THE PRIOR ELECTION. FROM REAGAN FORWARD THEIR NOMINEE IS ALWAYS A RE-RUN OF A PRIOR ELECTION. THEREFORE I PREDICT THE GOP NOMINEE IN 2016 WILL SANTORUM OR PAUL (NO WAY THEY’D GO WITH PERRY). JIM in Council Bluffs, IA From a comedians's point of views, I like all of them. Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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