|
Update
We are fine, the tornado
hit 100 miles away
but I'm not feeling very funny today - might take the day off. Weekend-Monday, May 18-20, 2013 Vol 3064 - Ripe Environment
Here's where you could donate, IF you think Bartcop.com is worth saving. If you'd like to donate, but are short on cash, clicking on the Mystery/Hottie Pages really helps.
.OR
you could send a "love" check to
bartcop.com
PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Quotes "Tea Party to protest at the IRS for their right to be unquestioned as they open secretive, tax exempt "social welfare" non-profits. Freedom. -- LOLGOP in a Tweet Send e-mail to Bart Will anything slow the pitchfork Teabaggers? Link In the month before attackers stormed U.S. facilities in Benghazi and killed four Americans, U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens twice turned down offers of security assistance made by the senior U.S. military official in the region in response to concerns that Stevens had raised in a still secret memorandum, two government officials told McClatchy. Why Stevens, who died early Sept. 12, 2012, would turn down the offers remains unclear. The deteriorating security situation in Benghazi had been the subject of a meeting blah blah blah Hey White House - why didn't you mention that eight months ago? The latest polls have a majority saying congress is right to keep digging on Benghazi. Way to handle a non-crisis, Mr. Presidemt. Send e-mail to Bart There's Mr Sodhouse with Cliff Barnes, last seen rotting in a Mexican prison after being framed for murdering J.R. Ewing by sweeet and honest Bobby Ewing. Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Is it really time to celebrate? Is that the "wind in our face" or the super-rich farting at us? Wages have fallen so far, they can now afford cheap, American labor. Send e-mail to Bart Another monster from the
Master!
Shop
Online
Amazon.com sells everything
Find
your purchase
then come
back here Amazon
business has been slower than
usual. Since last issue, the most interesting item purchased from is a Fishman Loudbox Mini Acoustic Amp for $300 so Amazon donated $12.00 to the Treehouse! Woo Hoo! I think everyone needs one of those. Thanks for using this link Buy
online Look for 'bartcop' in the
link when you place the order.
Add
the Amazon link
to your Favorites Bar
Let's not use the "I-word" by Michael Medved Link New revelations about the administration’s shameless distortions and epic incompetence on Benghazi make it clear this scandal won’t soon disappear. Some commentators, and even talking heads on liberal MSNBC, have even begun to speculate about “the I word” – impeachment. It would, however, represent a catastrophic miscalculation for Republicans to launch Congressional action focusing on the president’s role: he can’t run again, but Hillary Clinton can, unless she’s appropriately discredited for her lies and blunders on Benghazi. Moreover, there’s no chance of removing Obama from office: successful impeachment would require 22 Democratic votes in the Senate, when it’s hard to imagine winning one. Talk of impeachment would only mobilize sympathy and support for Obama—as it did for Hillary’s husband 15 years ago—and no conservative should relish repeating that process. But you have to impeach. Republican congressmen (Like Rep Steve King) are saying "Benghazi is worse than Watergate and Iran-Contra TIMES TEN," so how can impeachment be avoided? Subject: Obama Obama has not shown up for work since Day 1; he will leave office never having shown up. His apathy is almost as bad as Moron's stupidity. Linda R Expect a tax audit, Linda Send e-mail to Bart I'm soooooo ready for this to happen. Remember when we had money? And I'm glad Thurston didn't win to grab all the credit. "You see? All we had to do was abolish taxes on the super-rich and here's your recovery!" BTW, remember when I said the Bush Bastards would have to get their stolen money before they left office, and the real estate/bank collapse allowed them to do just that? Anyone know how they did it? Did they bet billlions on a short position as the economy was about to crash? They were stealing hundreds of nillions of dollars per day in Iraq, (They didn't invade to "spread democracy" you know) so how'd they get paid? So, how did the Bush Family Evil Empire get their money? Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Computer Repair
We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! Subject: Bart, for god's sake, read the Wall
Street Journal
Bart, I've read you for years and usually agree with what you say. But when you said < "The good news is it seems Obama isn't involved in any of the wrong-doing."> I think you were wrong. Sure he knew - he not only knew, he sicced the IRS dogs onto these conservative groups. Read these two Wall Street Journal articles: The IRS Scandal Started at the Top by Kimberley Dtrassel This is No Ordinary Scandal by Piggy Noonan Your web site will survive and prosper when you start blasting hard on both parties. These latest things Obama and his people have done are scary. Glenda P Glenda, you can't trust "news" from Rupert Murdoch. Murdoch pays his repoters to tell outright liues - you didn't know that? He owns O'Reilly and Hannity and Beck (owned) and every lie they tell. I read that first article and it says, "Of course Obama's guilty - because he says awful things about Teabaggers and his minions pick up on that and break the law so it's Obama's fault." That's now how the world works. And I saw Piggy Noonan on Meet the Whore and even David Gregory laughed at her. When the GOP's top network mouthpiece calls out a conservative for lying, that means something. David Gregory, dancing his with his lover, Karl Rove. Gregory said, "Piggy, YOU WORKED for a president who sold weapons to terrorists so be could fund a secret war that he lied to congress about - and you're saying that Benghazi was a bigger crime that THAT?" then he laughed at her again. Obama's no saint but he's a puppy dog to his political enemies. Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
Entertainment Page
has new stuff every day Marty's TV Listings are the best! Jessica Tinberlake Marty
always has good stuff. See more
at http://mariopiperni.com
What structure on they on and what city are they in? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Questions First of all, I'd just like to say that I love your site. I was wondering, however, what happened to the Iraq body count? I always kept up with how many soldiers had died from YOUR site. I miss it. Keep up the good work. Beth in Colorado Beth, we got out of Iraq. But I might start that up again if Obama puts boots on the ground in Syria. Send e-mail to Bart Wild Time in Tulsa
Last Night
Bart's Video One minute, SFW Tulsa's Weather Lady - Jennifer Zeppelin Last night, the first two black wall-clouds veered to the North, the second, larger black wall-cloud veered to our South. They say the tornadoes are coming back tonight. Send e-mail to Bart Howard Stern's $52M Florida Mansion The vulgar Pigboy, Ann Coulter are his new neighbors Link Stern's 60 and he's got all that Sirius money - he should spend it. Who wants to die with $300M in the bank? Nice house, but having Coulter and the vulgar Pigboy for neighbors? And does that means the entire show is moving to Florida? Maybe - Stern hates to fly. Send e-mail to Bart Know Your Classics Link Subject: last issue's Classic Link Nobody got The Odyssey, by Homer? It's a very famous book, written over a 100 years ago.. Send Classic Lines to Bart Subject: Beyonce I suggest you stop with Beyonce. She is in all things, everywhere, all the time. Enough with Beyonce. RM Yeah, I should stop running pictures of Beyonce constantly... Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart "Eric, find this Hicks guy and arrest him. He's what?" Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
.OR
you could send a "love" check to
bartcop.comPO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Also, shopping really helps, too. Today's Mystery
Celebrity Photo
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, could that be a very young Dolly Parton? Mike95 Good eye - only two people got that. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link If you know the Mystery City, great, but I'll settle for the country it's in. Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link Hi Bart, that is my beloved Seattle. The building on the far left with the pointed roof is the Smith Tower, it used to be the tallest building in Seattle. Donation soon......do you still run pet pictures for $20? lowrand I sure do! Send e-mail to Bart Name the Mystery Car Link This might be a tough one... Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, That appears to be a somewhat customized 1953 Dodge Coronet michaelgy Send e-mail to Bart What is today's History Mystery? Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link Bart-- That's a photo of Mamie Doud Eisenhower, First Lady of the U.S. from 1953-1961 as the wife of President Dwight D. Eisenhower (the last Republican I liked). JimB Sheridan OR Subject: donations Special thanks to C. H. on Pawleys Island. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Amazon.com seems to be my best bet to stay on the Tubes ...and if you shop with them, you might even save some money. Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Will Hayden Marry Her Bigfoot? Link If it tries to mate with her ...she'll be hurt! No, that's not Bigfoot Check out over 3400 sexy and tasteful photos of Hayden Panettiere More hot babes in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties... Send Your Hottie Suggestion to Bart Use
this
Amazon
portal http://amzn.to/bartcop
It had everything. Copyright
© 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000,
Thanks to bartcop.com subscribers. We
know you work
hard for your money, so we take it as
a compliment when you throw some our way each month.
Click
Here to see if reality
Marc Perkel's ChurchIf it's
Real - we believe
in it!
To hear
the RADIO
SHOWS, you must
have a
login
and password. bartcop.com and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor
|