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Wednesday July 24, 2013 Vol 3097 - Woman has baby

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	More Sexting from Weiner?
	Bachmann's Christian Vibrator
	Boycotting Racist Florida
	Amanda Bynes Finally Gets Help
	Her body was more regulated...
	Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
	Sharknado star Tara Reid

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More Sexting from Weiner?

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Another series of embarrassing exchanges by Anthony Weiner, including a closeup photo of his genitals,
has surfaced on a gossip website, prompting another public apology.

“I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have,” Weiner said.

“My source is solid,” Nik Richie at TheDirty.com writes. “She really thought Anthony Weiner and her
were in love, they spoke on the phone daily multiple times a day for 6 months. Anthony Weiner played
with her emotions and mind. Most calls were phone sex.”

“He promised her many things including a condo in Chicago (1235 S. Prairie Ave) where they were planning
to meet up to have sex. Anthony Weiner has a shoe fetish, particularly heels,” Richie continues. “I know my
source wasn’t the only girl he lured online (poked). Ladies if you exchanged sexual pictures with Anthony
Weiner aka Carlos Danger please come forward.”

Mr. Weiner insisted that this type of behavior is behind him.

What they don't make clear, probably intentionally, is are these NEW photos?

Or has someone been saving these from last time to make a bigger splash?

UPDATE:
Now they're saying Weiner was sexting a YEAR after resigning from congress.

Clearly, he can't stop himself from doing this so he must get out of the Mayor's race.

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Subject: Listen to the lady?

Bart, I have been reading with great interest the ongoing kerfuffle between you and
your readers concerning Snowden, and it strikes me that you are a man stuck in the
very usual and expected male position of being too proud to seek help when you are
hopelessly lost (and outnumbered). Perhaps you didn’t mean to get yourself lost or to
go so boldly where no one else seemed to be going, but here you are.

What I want to know is, do you really think Snowden is a common treasonous criminal,
or is this just a branch you have simply crawled too far along now to get back safely from
without losing either face or a few limbs?

Are you still open to reason?
Richard

My position on Snowden is possibly misunderstood.
I barely have an opinion on Snowden while many Lefties are setting their hair on fire over him.

I have never seen someone so desperate to get himself into the spotlight and all it cost him
was his girlfriend, his cushy $200K job, his home in Paradise and his American citizenship.
Now he's stuck in Russia, telling the world that there's no more freedom in America.

I assume he'll eventually make it to some third world country where he can leak a secret
that damages America's security every month to ensure that he stays in the spotlight.

I wish the whole Snowden affair was over but he's set himself up
to make headlines until the end of time, it seems.

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Christians send Vibrator to Bachmann
They know how to take the edge off

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A bitter implosion at one of America's leading conservative Christian political firms
recently revealed that the company accidentally sent Rep. Michele Bachmann a vibrator
instead of another gift to help her alleviate her migraine headaches.

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Subject: Keith Olbermann and Bartcop

Hey,
I was doing some research and came across a youTube Keith Olbermann clip from 2009
in which he paraphrases "some fellow identifying himself as bartcop". Cool.

Your name comes up just after the 8:00 min. mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sftB399jHXU

-mario
mariopiperni.com/

Mario, thanks for that.

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Boycotting Racist Florida
Stars join Stevie Wonder in droves

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Madonna, Usher, Pattie Labelle, Kanye West, Jay Z, the Rolling Stones, Justin Timberlake, R. Kelly,
Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Will I AM, Erykah Badu and Rod Stewart are among 20 musical acts said to be
joining Stevie Wonder's boycott of the state of Florida

AprilDRyan.com reported the list of artists supporting a change to the Shoot a Black for Free Law,
in the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict. Ryan cited individuals close to Wonder's camp.

Some of the artists listed have already canceled concerts in the Sunshine State after recent events.

Roughly 30 racist states have some version of the Shoot a Black for Free law.

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Subject: Bixby corn

Oh Bart, I’m in mourning for you.
You’ve been salivating over that corn for so many years now all over your page.
Can they lend you some seeds to grow your own, or are they Monsanto “use-only-once” seeds?
Debbie from Milwaukee

Debbie, thanks for that.
I'll check into your seeds idea.

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Amanda Bynes Finally Gets Help
Started fire, arrested, committed for 72 hours

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Amanda Bynes's tumultuous off-screen life has taken another sad turn, as the onetime child star
has been hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation after allegedly setting a fire in a Los Angeles suburb.
Bynes was involved in a disturbance at a residential area about an hour outside L.A.

"Deputies responded and held her on involuntary psychiatric hold and Amanda has been taken
for mental evaluation," said Capt. Don Aguilar. A psychiatric hold can last up to 72 hours.

Bynes was taken into custody after she was accused of starting a blaze in the driveway of Bonnie Braaten, 73.
Bynes was wearing a blond wig, white shirt, black sweat pants, and had a backpack with a small Chihuahua.

Braaten: “The man from the fire department said she was 'whacked!' Acting all strange."

So now they can diagnose her, put her on medication and get her back to making bad movies

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Her body was more regulated...
Than the Texas rollercoaster she died on

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Rick Perry, the anti-regulation asshat who thought it was just peachy to put an explosive fertilizer plant
right next to a school and playground, is silent on today’s rollercoaster tragedy.

To be clear, there is no federal oversight of theme parks. The industry is very powerful and convinced
Congress they can police themselves, which they do along with being allowed to withhold information on
all but the most serious injuries.

But states are allowed to impose their own inspections. Almost all of them do. Only a handful: Utah,
Alabama, South Dakota and Mississippi, still don't. Texas used to be a member of this red state
intelligentsia but relented under public pressure (back when they cared about the public) and agreed
to inspect rides once a year under the TDI, the Texas Department of Insurance.

Not all rides, mind you. Go-karts, bounce houses, sure.
But high-speed racing machines? Nope. Even though they have killed.

Safety is not a priority for regulation in Texas. Freedom and stuff.

But if you are a poor woman in Texas? Texas legislators are all over you.

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Subject: Conrad Farms closing

Bart,

I feel your pain.
Here in northern New Mexico we used to have a place called Dixon's Apple Orchard.
People from all over northern NM went there for the fall crop every year.
These were the sweetest, crispest and juiciest apples you ever tasted.
Then we had a forest fire a few years ago.
No, it didn't burn the orchard, but it burned the surrounding mountains.
Then heavy rains came and Dixon's apple orchard was wiped out by mud slides.
The orchard is gone now, has been for a couple of years now. We all miss it a lot.

I love sweet corn too. When I was in college, a buddy and I used to go pick it from
local farms for $5 a grocery sack, then we would sell it to the local grocery stores for $10.
Nice beer money for a college kid. :)

Sorry for your loss.
Bluedeer

It was so sudden - from "They're closing" to "That's the last of it" in 30 minutes.

Last time I had no Bixby corn, Gerald Ford was president.

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Subject: salaries

Bart
Hey I know you don’t have the time. So it is not that you are not correct
in your assumption that they make a whole lot. It is actually:

Salary of retired US Presidents .............$180,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of House/Senate .......................$174,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of Speaker of the House ...........$223,500 FOR LIFE
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ... $193,400 FOR LIFE
Average Salary of a teacher ................ $40,065
Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN $38,000

Problem is that if a teacher or soldier want a pension they need to stay a long time.
These guys stay for one term and this is what they get.
Keep hammering
edfromcolumbia

Ed, thanks for that.

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Today's Hollywood Gossip

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Subject: More answers (last issue)

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Subject: Let's try to be consistent about Trayvon Martin

I see both of the following assertions on the Internet:

"Trayvon Martin had no business being where he was."

"Trayvon Martin's dad's condo was only a short distance from where he was."

There is no way BOTH statements can be true.
I've also read that George Zimmerman wasn't sure where he was and had to look for street signs.
It was ZIMMERMAN who was lost, not MARTIN. It's more accurate to say ZIMMERMAN
had no business being where he was.
Eckhard Festag

Did you see that juror who talked to Anderson Cooper?
She said, more than once, that Trayvon was "cutting thru" as tho he was trespassing.

Anyone know what she meant?
If the jury thought Trayvon was trespassing, no wonder they let the killer go free.

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Beautiful Nature Picture

If it's hot where you are...

Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link

Bart, that's Barbara Feldon, best known as Agent 99 on “Get Smart.”
David W. H.

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Today's Mystery City

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link

Bart, you're looking north over Central Park, New York City.
On the left is the Hudson River (the George Washington Bridge is barely visible)
and on the right is the East River, with the Triboro Bridge (autos) and Hellgate Bridge (trains) visible.
David from AZ

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Name the Mystery Car

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that is a 1965 Sunbeam Tiger, basically an Alpine with a Ford 260 cid engine shoehorned under the hood.
Driven by Maxwell Smart (Don Adams) in the opening credits of 1965's Get Smart.
muchaelgy

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What is today's History Mystery?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

That is former heavyweight boxing champion Leon Spinx.
He took the championship from Mohamed Ali and lost it back in the rematch.
bc

You are very close to correct.
Spinks lost the title when he agreed to fight Ali again, but yes,
Ali won the rematch that Spinks was gracious enough to give him.

Leon Spinks who defeated Muhammad Ali.
Leon was booted out of the Marines for beating up his drill instructor.
That's TOUGH. Gilda Radner played him in an episode of SNL, complete with missing teeth.
Bruce in NM

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