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PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Quotes "Jindal: Government is not the source of prosperity! It simply exists to punish adults who don't do the sex correctly." -- LOLGOP Link Send e-mail to Bart Young GOP: "We must change" But FOX News and Pigboy won't allow it Link Republicans hoping to reach beyond the party's white, aging core (ha ha - I did not write that) must do more than retool campaign strategy and tactics to counter Democratic initiatives, say young GOPers. Jason Weingartner and other under-40 activists said their party must follow an all-of-the-above approach. Their assessment goes beyond the more general prescriptions that many party leaders, including Rince Prettyboy, the RNC chairman, have offered since Republicans lost the popular vote for the fifth time in the past six elections. The latest loss was due to Obama's advantage among younger and non-white voters. For the most part, Prettyboy has avoided policy recommendations for elected Republicans and says the Republican platform that reflects the core values of the party, isn't the problem. Keep thinking that, Prettyboy. Your platform of "We hate gays, we hate women, we hate Mexicans" etc is PERFECT for the GOP's future. Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession kill your business. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Subject: hate radio Hate radio is not needed any longer. It has achieved it's goals. The machinations of our "government" is a farce. The clamp down is on us. Permanent war, austerity (penury), surveillance, environmental degradation and dictatorship. There is nothing we can do. If we do the only thing available to us we face the same fate as the Egyptians or the Arawak. They will mow us down. So it goes . OBEY or DIE if you're lucky. If not the only alternative is OBEY and die anyway. geosprings Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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A-Rod Faces Possible Lifetime Ban He was paid $270 million to cheat Link Baseball has reportedly told Alex Rodriguez it has more than enough evidence he used performance-enhancing drugs and has offered him a deal: accept a suspension without pay through the end of the 2014 season or face a lifetime ban. According to the New York Daily News, both suspensions would be without pay, so if Rodriguez accepts the first deal he would still have a chance to collect the $61 million the Yankees owe him from 2015-17. If he is suspended for life, however, he could lose more than $100 million. Rodriguez has promised to fight any attempted suspension. They say this could get really ugly - that is, up to twenty top stars could be in trouble. Only Dead Members Inducted to Baseball Hall of Fame The live players were ALL tainted so nobody got in this year Link For the first time since 1996 -- and only the second time since 1971 -- Baseball failed to elect anyone into the Hall of Fame. The shutout in a year in which multiple superstars made their first appearance on the ballot was viewed as a statement by Baseball on the tainted steroid era. Such a sparse scene was unimaginable back in 2007, when all-time home run king Barry Bonds, 354-game winner Roger Clemens and 3,000-hit club member Craig Biggio -- as well Mike Piazza, the leading home run hitter among catchers, and Sammy Sosa, who finished with 609 homers -- all retired at the same time and became eligible for induction in 2013. None of the first-time eligible players garnered the 75 percent necessary for enshrinement. As you know, this is all a giant handjob. It's got all the credibility of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame (not a compliment) or Whore Golf. In baseball, you can hit 1,000 home runs and bat .400 and STILL not get voted in - that's crazy. Instead of letting the numbers speak for you, they f-ing VOTE if you're good enough. That means the popular kids all get in and the better players don't. They're making the same mistake crooked bike racing made with Lance Armstrong. After every MLB game, have the players pee in a cup. If they come back clean the game countsd and you move on. Don't wait a few years and then decide the last 300 homers didn't count - that's bullshit. BTW, who won this year's Tour de France? Answer: It doesn't matter because in 2025, they'll just claim he cheated so why f-ing bother running the rave? Baseball is crooked like most sports. They can shove their crooked Baseball Hall of Fame. Subject: Questions about firearms? Ask Professor Gunn This column (published Sunday in Portsmouth, N.H., Herald and online) has provoked strong negative reaction, much of it from readers calling me a "racist," "moron" and "asshole." (Also, my favorite, "an angry, unhappy little man" with obvious "daddy problems") Questions about firearms? Ask Professor Gunn Best regards, John Breneman Send e-mail to Bart Poll: Weiner is free-falling I can see it from OK, Weiner can't see it from NY? "I'd rather send pictures of my junk then be mayor of New York. I'd rather send pictures of my junk then be married - I'm crazy!" Link Anthony Weiner’s support has collapsed in the wake of his latest sex scandal, according to a new poll. Weiner now has the support of 16 percent of likely Democratic voters, good for fourth place among the Democratic candidates that nobody's ever heard of. Just five days ago, a poll found Weiner leading the race at 26 percent. But after he admitted to being unable to keep his pecker in his pants and sending sexually explicit photos to at least three women — reportedly using the pseudonym “Carlos Danger” – after resigning from Congress due to a sexting scandal in 2011, New Yorkers finally appear to be fed up with his comeback tour. Oddly, Weiner has the same problem as the GOP and the Catholics. As is, the public just doesn't like their dog food so they're not buying it. The GOP can't give up the wall-to-wall hate, so they're dying. The Catholics can't give up their nearly wall-to-wall hate, so they're dying. Weiner can't stop sending pictures of his junk to stangers so his political future died. If you have a shit product, you change or die - it's that simple. BRW, Weiner's main accuser Sydney Leathers, was on Howard Stern. To say she gives a colorful interview is an understatement. "As funny as it would be to have a Mayor Carlos Danger, I think he’s a little too busy jacking off to do anything for the city.” Send e-mail to Bart Subject: CNN Breaking News Home prices posted a 12.2% annual increase in May, the biggest gain for any 12-month period in more than seven years, a report from S&P/Case-Shiller says. Send e-mail to Bart Pope: "Who am I to Judge Gays?" Gaffe-a-Matic Pope can't remember party line Link While taking questions from reporters on the plane back to Rome, Pope Francis spoke about gays and the "gay lobby." The Pope's comments about homosexuality came in a question about gay priests. The pontiff broached the delicate question of how he would respond to learning that a cleric in his ranks was gay, though not sexually active. For decades, the Vatican has regarded homosexuality as a "disorder," and Pope Francis' predecessor Benny the Rat formally barred men with "deep-seated" homosexuality from entering the priesthood. "Who am I to judge a gay person of goodwill who seeks the Lord?" the pontiff said. "You can't marginalize these people." Now, befoe you make the mistake of thinking this Pope is different, in a day or two the Vaticasn will "clarify" Francis's rermarks and say, once again, that what everyone heard isn't what he said. When he first took office, Frankie said he was OK with atheists, too. Then a Vatican spokesman, dressed like the Wicked Witch's gayest guards in The Wizard of Oz, came out to say the infallible Pope "misspoke" and that all atheists would be burning in fictional Hell. "Gays bad, atheists bad, women bad, end of story." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Florida water levels Hey Bart, My part time neighbor lives in Pompano Beach on the canal. Because of the rising water and the higher tides he has to plan ahead to get his boat in and out because he can’t make it under some of the bridges. He is a major right winger but he is now a global warming believer! Woody Send e-mail to Bart This is what Democrats should be talking about. Democrats can make the country better but the GOP keeps blocking our progress. Bartcop's Computer Repair
We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! Subject: Bless you Bart Bless you bart I'm also so completely sick of republipukes. I find myself shaking with anger. Joel E That's why we continue the fight - mostly with each other :) Maybe Democrats should consider that - choosing that one day of the week where Democrats remember who the enemy is and stop fighting with each other. Just one day per week... I'll bet Obama would really get a kick out of that - one day a week where no attacks are coming in from his Left. I know I'd like that. I say let's make it WEDNESDAYS. On Wednesdays, we fight ONLY with Teabaggers and Republicans. Of course, on Thursdays Democrats can go back to tearing each other's throats out, but on one day, Wednesdays, we could have some peace. Should we try that? Send e-mail to Bart Marty's Entertainment Page
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Manning Verdict Due Today How hard will they throw the book at him? Link It's judgment day for Army Pfc. Bradley Manning. The military judge hearing the court-martial for the former intelligence analyst was expected to announce her decision Tuesday afternoon. Manning faces 21 counts including espionage, computer fraud and theft charges, but the most serious is aiding the enemy, which carries a possible life sentence. Prosecutors have tried to prove Manning had "a general evil intent" and knew the classified material would be seen by the terrorist group al-Qaida. Legal experts said an aiding-the- enemy conviction could set a precedent because Manning did not directly give the classified material to al-Qaida. "Most of the aiding-the-enemy charges historically have had to do with POWs who gave information to the Japanese during World War II, or to Chinese communists during Korea, or during Vietnam," former Air Force judge advocate Scott Silliman said. Manning's supporters also worry a conviction on the most serious charge will have a chilling effect on other leakers. I would like to see Manning get a light sentence. Unlike someone else I could mention, Manning exposed war crimes and embarrassed America. That "aiding the enemy" charge seems like bullshit because his info eventually made it to the Internet. It's not like he flew American national security secrets to China and Russia. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Good news, bad news The bad news? I've lost my biggest banner advertiser. Maybe he was a big Snowden fan :) The good news? My biggest advertiser wasn't all that big, so this isn't a crushing blow. But you know how they say when one door closes another one opens? I need a new banner advertiser door to open. Anyone out there know of a banner network that needs more eyeballs? I don't need one of those "hijack your page" advertisers, just a regular banner displayed like you've seen here for years. These guys pay a month or two late so I need to sign someone up - quick! Plus, if you know what you're doing, maybe you could slide in there and grab, say, 10% for yourself. Then you'd get monthly checks for that 15-minute connect job you did for your old buddy Bart waaaaaay back in 2013. I know just the place Bart Get notified when a new issue goes up. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: The North Pole Bart, Everyone needs to get their facts straight. Number one, the South Pole, Antarctica, gets continuous sunlight (during our winter months in the northern hemisphere) so it's melting just the same as the North Pole is. Number two, when you hear the uninformed talking about ice increasing in Antarctica, it's critically important to differentiate what type of ice we're talking about. All the climate denier weasels fail to make mention of this. There are two types of ice in Antarctica: land ice, and shore ice (or ocean ice). The land ice is melting rapidly and getting smaller. The shore ice, in some areas, is growing somewhat larger. The reason for this is that the increased melting of land ice is changing the salinity of the ocean surface water near the shore. Fresh water from melting land ice freezes much faster than ocean salt water does. It's simple physics. Salt water freezes at much lower temperatures than fresh water does. Salt water is also denser, or heavier, than fresh water, so that when the fresh water drains out to the ocean the fresh water stays on the top near the surface and the salty ocean water goes down towards the bottom. Guess where water freezes from? It freezes from on the top, and now that there is fresh water on top instead of salt water, it freezes more rapidly than it did in the past when there was less land ice melting and draining fresh water into the ocean. In any case, the Antarctic land ice is melting at a much greater rate than shore ice is increasing, so there is an overall net loss. Despite what the weasels would like for all the rubes to believe, there is no overall net increase of Antarctic ice. And number three, and this is the real shocker, Sarah Palin, believe it or not, is not a climate change denier. She's from Alaska and has personally seen the dramatic affects of global warming up front and close with her own two eyes. On almost every other issue, she's a total buffoon. Astrocat Send e-mail to Bart Subject: More answers (last issue) Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Quoting you Bart, you published: "George Zimmerman got away with murder. (We couldn't) put the man in jail even though in our hearts we felt he was guilty,” -- Zippy Juror B-29 So -- you're unhappy that an Hispanic was able to get a fair trial? That the jury followed the law? MikeT No. I'm angry that, in Florida, you can kill "one of them" and get away with it if you say you were "scared" when you pulled the trigger. Do you think an all-white jury is going to let a 17-year old Black kid with a gun use that excuse? Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Who's Holding the Bartcop Sticker?
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