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PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Quotes "You took 11 years of my life away. ... I spent 11 years in hell. Now, your hell is just beginning." -- Kidnapping victim Michelle Knight, talking to her captor, Ariel Castro, during his sentencing hearing, Send e-mail to Bart Rand Paul: Christie is 'Bacon King' Now we're getting personal and Christi'e from Jersey Link In an interview with CNN's Douche Blitzer, Paul nicknamed Christie the “King of Bacon” after the New Jersey governor accused him of engaging in “pork barrel spending.” “This is the king of bacon talking about bacon,” Paul said. Paul said, ”Why would he want to pick a fight with the one guy who has a chance to grow the party by appealing to the youth and appealing to people who would like to see a more moderate and less aggressive foreign policy?” At a news conference earlier in the day, Christie said “So if Senator Paul wants to start looking at where he’s going to cut spending, maybe he should start looking at cutting the pork barrel spending that he brings home to Kentucky, he brings home $1.51 in federal dollars for every $1.00 Kentuckians pay in and not look at New Jersey, where we only get back $0.61 for every $1.00 we pay in,” Christie said, noting his state pays out more than every federal dollar it receives. “So maybe Senator Paul could deal with that when he’s trying to deal with the reduction of spending on the federal side. But I doubt he would, because most Washington politicians only care about bringing home the bacon so that they can get reelected.” I'm no Christe fan, but he makes a great point! How can you bitch about the "overbearing federal government" when you're on their teat? In a way, Jersey is sending Kentucky hundreds of millions of dollars for no reason at all. And all Kentucky can do is bitch about how unfair life is. Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession kill your business. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Subject: Willard's denials About Willard denying what he said? Republicans don't understand recording devices. Poppy Bush accurately referred to Reagan's "voodoo economics" when they were opponents. Then he denied ever saying that. NBC News then played the tape for the audience. The good old days when the news media did their jobs. Bruce in NM Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Pigboy Losing More Sponsors "Cool, now I can say the N-word" fallout Link A day after Disney removed its ads from the vulgar Pigboy's show amid outrage over his use of a racial slur on the program, the dominos continued to fall. If you live in the south, you're no doubt familiar with Bojangles. The ubiquitous Charlotte, NC-based chicken and biscuit chain has 500 locations sprinkled across 11 states. Until today, Bojangles had been a regular advertiser on the Rush Limbaugh Show. Really|? Rush was too racist for Bojangles Fried Chicken? Food can be so racist! Hillary Drives Them Crazy Link None of the 90s scandals made any sense at all even at the time, unless there was something nefarious about losing money on a land deal or you were pretty sure Hillary had her friend murdered. Still it wouldn't surprise me if the NYT brings the Whitewater band back together. What's Jeff Gerth up to these days? Fox is already going all in on the Hillary bashing in the crudest manner possible. Here's John Amato: Fox News sinks to another low for this segment from Tuesday's America Live which discusses media bias over some Hillary Clinton mini-series and documentary being made. Chris Plante lowered himself into the Louis Gohmert chamber of shame with this. Watch the Video Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Astrocat Hi, Bart I would like to know if astrocat is married. I would like to be his summer wife/companion! Mary in TX Maybe he'll write in :) Send e-mail to Bart NSA Collects "Everything" on the Nets They must have people who can read reeeealy fast by Glenn Greenwald, Snowden's co-conspirator Link A top secret NSA program allows analysts to search with no prior authorization through vast databases containing emails, online chats and the browsing histories of millions of individuals, according to Edward Snowden. The NSA boasts in training materials that the program, called XKeyscore, is its "widest-reaching" system for developing intelligence from the internet. The latest revelations will add to the intense public and congressional debate around the extent of NSA surveillance programs. They come as senior intelligence officials testify to the Senate judiciary committee on Wednesday, releasing classified documents in response to the Guardian's earlier stories on bulk collection of phone records and Fisa surveillance court oversight. The files shed light on one of Snowden's most controversial statements, made in his first video interview published by the Guardian on June 10. "I could wiretap anyone, from you to a federal judge or even the president, if I had a personal email". Yes, but that's a felony. I could break into Snowden's house TODAY and plant a camera and a microphone, but that's a felony. Are we upset that this new techonolgy exists? Are we hoping the Men in Black will erase everyone's memory of this techonology? BTW, the BIG winner in all this is Glenn Greenwald. He's not stuck in Russia. He's not going to jail. He doesn't have to live the rest of his misreable life in some third-world hellhole. Greenwald's profile has gone up 1,000 percent and he's famous now. Subject: NSA Collects everything This is a very disturbing article on new NSA capabilities. Pretty scary shit if you have a BRAIN. No wonder I'm not worried... This is what Snowden was and is warning about. I don't care if you like the guy, although since you have never met him or spoken to him, I fail to understand how you came to your decision. Maybe the mainstream media you claim to hate and distrust so much ??? I have no idea what that means. One other thing, why is it you never shred Marc Perkel on his Snowden views??? Is he your gay lover or what ??? LOL you fucking JOKLAHOMAN !!!!! Txsnafubar Why would I shred Marc for having an opinion? When he writes about Snowden he doesn't scream and throw his poop at people. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I am not a monster." -- the scumbag who kidnapped and raped those three girls for a decade in Cleveland The judge is about to sentence Mr. About-To-Be-Raped-Forever to 1,000 years in a cage. Send e-mail to Bart Mr. About-To-Be-Raped-Forever Bartcop's Computer Repair
We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! The FOX News whores are screaming about "all the time" Obama takes off. Subject: Phoenix Bart - One of the few days I miss your blog - you post my present home of Phoenix! You know, I don't think that I'd have caught it anyway. Phoenix looks sorta generic, especially at night. Some of it's most recognizable features are mountains like Squaw Peak and Camelback Mountain, which are (happily) not lit up at night. I would have recognized your alternate photo because I was out practicing my bagpipe that night. ha ha I figured that it was a test of some new gazillion dollar military aircraft we don't need being tested. We have a lot of "Defense" industry here as well as Luke field. Keep Hammerin' Mick from Darkest Generic PHX Arizona That night in 1998 when we went Area 51 and saw all the UFOs? After they took off, they all seemed to head South, Southest, which would be towards Phoenix. They say they moved Area 51 a couple of hundred miles East, to Eastern Utah - can anybody confirm? Send e-mail to Bart Marty's Entertainment Page
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He's in Texas for Mexican Hunting Season Link George Zimmerman -- mad dog killer of young Black men -- was stopped this weekend for a traffic violation in northern Texas, according to Forney, Texas police. The incident happened at noon Sunday, when an officer pulled over Zimmerman's 2008 gray Honda for what was described only as a traffic stop. He was given a verbal warning, police said. That (surely white) cop is lucky that Zippy didn't feel threatened. Had be been black, Zippy might've shot him dead in the street and claimed "I HAD to shoot him - I was a-scared!" Send e-mail to Bart Subject: CNN Breaking News "A person can only die in prison once," the judge told Ariel Castro in handing down a sentence of life in prison plus 1,000 years. The judge called the sentence "commensurate with the harm you've done." Castro pleaded guilty last week to 937 counts. It took the judge over an hour to sentence Mr. About-To-Be-Raped-Forever. Send e-mail to Bart Get notified when a new issue goes up. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: A funny story told by Pete Rose Bart: I was listening to the Jay Mohr show today and one of his guests was Pete Rose. He told a story about the football coach of Alabama. The coach said," We beat Tennessee this year, and they fired their coach. We beat Auburn this year, and they fired their coach. We beat Notre Dame, and the Pope resigned." I laughed out loud and thought you might like it. Tom C Tom, that was good. BTW, Pete Rose is the greatest hitter in the history of baseball but he's not allowed in their bullshit Hall of Shame because he GAMBLED - oh no! Funny how the baseball game you're watching can be sposored by that state's lottery but betting on your team to win is a baseball no-no. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Last Issue's Hollywood Gossip answers Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Who's Holding the Bartcop Sticker?
Link Subject: Last issue's Bartcop Sticker holder Link Bart, that's First Amendment Champion Larry Flynt. I know because I was holding the camera :) Steve Truck Steve, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, that is "Hallo Dahlink" Gabor Zsa Zsa, the beautiful and sexy Hungarian movie star who made it big in Hollywood in the 50's and 60's. Known here as Zsa Zsa Gabor (in Hungary the last name comes first) with a penchant for diamond jewelry and rich husbands. Albie in Costa Rica Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link Bart, that is a photo taken from the causeway in Hong Kong, Bimbi in Oregon Send e-mail to Bart Name the Mystery Car Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that is a 1960 DeSoto Fireflite 4-door hardtop. Paul in VA It looks longer than a Fleetwood Cadillac. Send e-mail to Bart What is today's History Mystery? Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link Bart, no wonder Ricky was always so excited, Lucille Ball was an incredible hottie. Rob in Chicago) But, of course, Ricky had to cheat on her... Subject: donations Bart, I read about your money troubles. I will match August donations up to $1,000. We need you on the Internets, Rey in Seattle Rey, thanks for that - seriously. July was a really bad month for fund-raising. Even the Amazon purchases were way down. Maybe it's my lack of love for Snowden, or maybe it's my lack of love for Zippy the Black child-murderer or maybe it's just too f-ing hot to do anything, but thanks again. If I can raise $2,000 I can make it thru this summer. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Amazon.com seems to be my best bet to stay on the Tubes ...and if you shop with them, you might even save some money. Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Actress/Writer/Singer Delta Goodrem Check out almost 230 sexy and tasteful photos of Delta Goodrem More hot babes in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties... Send Your Hottie Suggestions to Bart Use
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