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Tuesday Aug 6, 2013 Vol 3104 - The French drifter
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Bart, Because that is not Savannah. I traveled there a couple of times a year over a 10 year period, and the city is no where near that built up. But don't take my word for it, go to the images section of the google machine and no where will you see a pic of Savannah as large as the city you posted. Paul in Boca I've never been there. I saw this and took their word for it. Send e-mail to Bart FREE MATH TUTORING!
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GOP threatens CNN, NBC GOP wants control over what they broadcast Link Rinse Prettyboy is threatening not to partner with NBC and CNN on future presidential debates unless they halt production of recently announced programs about Hillary. NBC announced in July that the network would air a four-hour miniseries called “Hillary,” and CNN Films is producing a documentary about her as well. In letters addressed to NBC and CNN on Aug. 5, Prettyboy warned that RNC members intend to vote on a resolution at their party-wide meeting later this month to shut out the networks from partnering with the party on Republican primary debates if they do not cancel the programs. "Out of a sense of fairness and decency and in the interest of the political process and your company's reputation, I call on you to cancel this political ad masquerading as an unbiased production,” Prettyboy wrote. "If you have not agreed to pull this programming prior to August 14, I will seek a binding vote of the RNC stating that the committee will neither partner with you in 2016 primary debates nor sanction primary debates which you sponsor." Correct response: "Blow it out your ass, Prettyboy." Subject: still wrong Bart, you’re still wrong about the NSA/DOD/CIA/DOJ/FBI/DEA ad nauseam domestic spy threats to our country, and the constitution. The fact we as a nation can’t even agree on what ails us means we won’t find any solutions anytime soon. PS: Snowden didn’t cause this. Nor did Saddam or Bin Laden. Five presidents nominated by Wall Street, a John Birch supreme court and a 33-year old “Keep Rewarding the Rich” congress did. And I’ll bet you all this week’s DHS alerts are bullshit too. Justin, who wants to keep arguing about the NSA Send e-mail to Bart 'Baggers Reject GOP 'Stars' "A lot of people are feeling betrayed" Link This wasn't the revolution the tea party had in mind. Four years ago, the Teabagger movement and its potent mix of anger and tacism persuaded thousands of costumed and sign-waving handjobs to protest the ballooning deficit they loved under Bush and affordable health care. It swept a crop of no-compromise handjobs into Congress and governor's offices and transformed unknown handjobs like Marco Rubio, into household names. But as many tea party stars seek re-election next year and Rubio considers a 2016 presidential run, conservative handjobs are finding themselves at a crossroads. Many of their standard-bearers have embraced more moderate positions on bedrock issues such as immigration and health care, broadening their appeal in swing states but dampening grass-roots passion. "They keep sticking their finger in the eyes of the guys who got them elected," said Ralph King, a nopbody who's hurt that he can't hand-pick the House and Senate. "A lot of people are feeling betrayed." The tea party is a loosely knit web of handjobs, and some are hoping to rekindle the racism with 2014 primary challenges to half-sane Republicans. But many more say they plan to sit out high-profile races in some important swing states next year, a move that GOP leaders fear could imperil the re-election prospects of former tea party luminaries, including the governors of Florida and Ohio. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Marc Perkel Bart, thanks so much for the link to that wonderful speech of Marc Perkel’s. I downloaded and read all of his “Church of Reality” documents so it’s a real treat to see/hear him in the flesh! His message is badly needed in this “Demon Haunted World” (as Carl Sagan would call it). Debbie from Milwaukee Send e-mail to Bart Free Math Tutoring I currently teach high school math in California of 25 plus years. I have uploaded over 300 of my lessons in Pre-Algebra, Algebra 1, Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus, and AP Statistics. I started doing this for my absent students, or any student who needed to hear the lesson(s) again. Just visit www.youtube.com/mrmathblog, scroll down to “Playlist,” to find the subject you need. W Bush Survives Heart Surgery Evil people are harder to kill than cockroaches George W. Bush, 67, has had a stent placed in a heart artery to clear a blockage, his office said today. The procedure was performed this morning at a hospital in Dallas, his office added. "President Bush is in high spirits, eager to return home tomorrow," the office said in a statement. "He is grateful to the skilled medical professionals who have cared for him. He thanks his family, friends, and fellow citizens for their prayers and well wishes," the statement continued. "And he encourages us all to get our regular check-ups." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Star Trek Bart, that's Edith Keeler, not Ruby in the Star Trek episode City On The Edge Of Forever, written by Harlan Ellison. I bet your internets lit up from all the Trekkers on this one, huh? Live long and prosper! Brian in Santa Clarita, Ca. bartcop.com regrets the error. Send e-mail to Bart Banner Ads OK, so I signed up with Chitika Banner ads to see how'd they'd do. For 8,887 impressions they paid me 18 cents. I have fired Chitika but I need revenue to stay on the Internets. Somewhere out there is a start-up ad company that needs more eyeballs. I know a banner ad company, Bart Bartcop's Computer Repair
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Quotes "I'm not an idiot.’” -- Lindsey Vonn, currently dating Eldrick, Link Send e-mail to Bart Mitch the Bitch Shutdown Blues His re-election bid will hurt America Link Mitch McConnell’s re-election battle against a credible conservative opponent upends politics in a way that makes it harder to avoid a government shutdown and debt default. In recent years, the grouchy bastard has had a knack for cutting deals at the last minute to break impasses and avert fiscal crises. This time around — as federal government funding expires Sept. 30 and as the U.S. brushes up against the debt limit in the fall — playing that role could end his career. Senate Democratic leaders also worry that his re-election dynamics make crisis likelier, especially with Boner more powerless than usual, having promised his ultraconservative members he won’t negotiate privately with The Black Guy Teabaggers Hate. “His lurch to the right and his desperation to portray himself to the Tea Party as the chief Obama opponent absolutely makes it more difficult to get a deal,” said a Democrat. “In the past he would swoop in at the end and negotiate, and now we just can’t be sure he will be able to do that.” That's what Republican politics has become. To get elected, you have to be the biggest dick anyone ever saw. Mitch the Bitch is an expert at that, so the government WILL shut down and the fiscal crisis WILL happen so The Bitch can prove what a giant dick he is. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Savannah, GA Bart, I don't know where it is but its definitely not Savannah, Georgia. I spent too many days there for 20 years to not know this!! Lou If you put that photo in Tin Eye, it says this: But like I said, I've never been there.. Send e-mail to Bart Get notified when a new issue goes up. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Last Issue's Hollywood Gossip answers Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Who's Holding the Bartcop Sticker?
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