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Tuesday, August 27, 2013 Vol 3112 - Same seizure
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Baggers Take Aim at The Bitch They make Mitch sound like a liberal Link A conservative group is running radio ads against Mitch the Bitch in Kentucky, as part of its push to replace the five-term incumbent with any f-ing body in the GOP primary next year. The Madison Project said its new “Would a Conservative” ad will run statewide and is the first of several planned spots that the group hopes will highlight Mr. McConnell’s “record of hypocrisy.” In the spot, the group dings The Bitch for supporting “amnesty” in 1986 and 2006, the 2008 Wall Street bailout and a $2.4 trillion increase in the nation’s borrowing limit. “Would a self-proclaimed conservative ‘leader’ be undermining the effort to defund Obamacare?” the narrator says in the ad. “Absolutely not. But that is exactly what Mitch McConnell is up to now.” “After 28 years of Mitch McConnell claiming to be a conservative but then supporting big government policies, isn’t time conservatives dump Mitch McConnell?” the narrator says. Yes, it's time for the Bitch to go. One thing: Can we check his finances before he leaves? Somewhere I read that Mitch the Bitch was now worth $26 million dollars. How did he manage to amass that fortune on a senator's salary? Free Math Tutoring
I currently teach high school math in California of 25 plus years. I have uploaded over 300 of my lessons in Pre-Algebra, Algebra 1, Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus, and AP Statistics. I started doing this for my absent students, or any student who needed to hear the lesson(s) again. Just visit www.youtube.com/mrmathblog, scroll down to “Playlist,” to find the subject you need. Leahy: Time to Fix the Pot Laws Is Senator Useless finally good for something? Link The Senate Judiciary Committee chairman announced Monday that the panel will hold a hearing on marijuana, the latest effort to smoke out the Justice Department’s input on the conflict between state and federal pot laws. The hearing, scheduled for Sept. 10, comes 10 months after Colorado and Washington state voters legalized recreational marijuana in the November 2012 election. Since then, federal and state lawmakers have repeatedly asked the Justice Department for guidance on how to proceed with the newly passed laws, which run afoul of federal law prohibiting marijuana consumption and sales. Invited to testify at the hearing are AG Eric Holder and Deputy AG James Cole. Holder said in a speech that he would issue guidance “soon,” adding, “We’re in the last stages of that review.” That was Feb. 26. So far, the department has released no advisory clarifying the state-federal conflict. “It is important, especially at a time of budget constraints, to determine whether it is the best use of federal resources to prosecute the personal or medicinal use of marijuana in states that have made such consumption legal,” said Sen. Patrick J. Leahy. “I believe that these state laws should be respected.” I'm sure President Dither needs a few more years to ponder this question. Speaking of his constant dithering, I sure wish Obama had talken my advice TWO YEARS AGO to do something about Syria, but he dithered like he always does and Syria has only gotten worse. Oh, and did I mention 100,000 people have died while Obama dithered? If he doesn't like making decisions, why did he run for the presidency? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: How many days did Lt. William Calley spent in jail? That would be zero. Strangely enough, zero is the number of people that Pvt. Manning killed with his own hands (privates don't get to order subordinates to do anything). George O Note: Calley killed up to 500 people at the MY Lai Massacre. Send e-mail to Bart The Impeachment Store It's all the losers have to dream about Link What good is a conservative fever dream if no one can make a buck off it, right? The people behind WND created an “Impeachment Store” section for their website’s online retail “superstore.” The timing couldn’t be better. Several members of Congress have recently discussed the possibility of impeachment. The issue made it all the way to the pages of The New York Times this weekend (hey, even the Grey Lady needs to fill pages in August?), and WND Books on Tuesday is set to publish a book titled “Impeachable Offenses.” They claim that “Impeachable Offenses” had already pre-sold nearly 100,000 copies. So, what’s for sale in the Impeachment Store? Right now, beside the book, shoppers can choose from three different impeachment themed bumper stickers. Shoppers can also purchase a “special report” titled “The Case for Impeachment,” which is “an insightful summary of how Obama’s purposeful actions have jeopardized America’s ability to defend herself, undermined our free enterprise system, corrupted our democratic institutions and transferred massive amounts of power and wealth from American citizens to extremist special interest groups, whose loyalty lies not with our Constitution but with a global socialist movement.” I'm in the wrong business. I'm trying to sell things to sane Democrats when I should be selling racist bullshit to the Baggers. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Perkel Dear Bart, As usual, I agree with Marc. Jer That's a smart thing to do because Perkel is right 99% of the time. Send e-mail to Bart Check us out on Facebook Security will be handled by my good friend Anthony Burnside One needs security when battling the religiously insane. Bartcop's Computer Repair
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