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Obama's Brilliant Syria Strategery
Is this guy the only one who sees it? by Wayne Bomgaars
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As the media interprets recent events as Obama’s march to war, America and the world
falls for it hook, line and sinker. Say what you want about Obama but he is a very smart man.
He would never ask permission he did not need from Congress to launch a strike on Syria
unless he knew beyond a doubt he could get it. That is if his real intentions were to actually
carry out military operations. But why on earth does it appear he wants this war?
After agonizing over this question over and over I began to realize there is only one logical explanation.
He does not. Only a month ago the GOP was accusing Obama of being weak for not acting when the
“red line” was crossed. There was pressure for him not only from the US but from the world as well.
The reputation of the great American defender was on the line. Still it was obvious at the time Obama
did not want to rush into another quagmire, bogging down the rest of his tenure as our nation’s leader.
But the evidence kept rolling in. He had to do something not only for his reputation as a world leader
but for the United States as well.
Cue the British Parliament to provide Obama with the perfect out.
I'm not sure I'm buying that, but we all need more positive headlines.
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Did Russia just Blink?
Why did they blink when Obama was in trouble?
CNN: President Barack Obama told CNN's Douche Blitzer that he will take seriously
a Russian proposal to place Syrian chemical weapons under international control.
Obama expressed skepticism at the idea as the White House rallies support in Congress
for a possible attack on the war-torn nation.
"It's possible that we can get a breakthrough, but it's going to have to be followed up on,
and we don't want just a stalling or delaying tactic to put off the pressure that we have on
them right now," said Obama.
The president on Tuesday is scheduled to take his case for military action against Syria
to the American people in a prime time address televised on CNN at 9 p.m. ET.
This smells fishy.
Obama is an old, fat white guy sitting at a bar when the very pretty girl sits down next to him.
She says, "Buy me a drink?" and Obama wakes up in a tub full of ice without any kidneys.
Sure, you gotta go with the deal until it sours because there's akways a chance the pretty girl
is actually into old fat men who can't get laid without a American Express Black Card,
but tonight's speech still has to be "fire and brimstone" until they deal is sealed.
...and by "sealed" I mean Putin's credibility on the line that Assad plays ball.
Remember we talked about this? The answer all along was,
"Then they give me Sollazzo!" because that's the way the world works.
If Obama gets out of this he'll be luckier than Bill Clinton.
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Subject: Obama and Banksters
Bart! You asked: "We don't get the profit when they bet correctly,
but we're on the hook for the losses the incompetent bastards run up?
Why did Obama allow that horseshit to continue?"
What if, when the bastards fuck up THIS time, we DON'T bail out the banks, but the PEOPLE?
More surprises?
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Violent Zimmerman Arrested
Was he beating a cop? No, this time
it was his wife who's trying to get away.
Cops said he blew up like The Hulk.
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George Zimmerman was taken into custody Monday after an apparent domestic altercation
with his wife and her father at a home in Lake Mary, Florida, police said.
The incident comes two months after Zimmerman, a racist thug who hunted blacks for sport,
was found not guilty of killing Trayvon by an all-white Florida jury in Sanford, Florida.
Hudson said a gun was found in the Lake Mary home, (Zippy is aklways armed and ready to fire.)
but he added that it was not a part of the altercation.
Shellie Zimmerman, who filed for divorce last week, was the one to call 911, Hudson said.
Hudson added that police are following procedure by placing Zimmerman in investigative detention.
"Anytime we have anybody suspected of harming white folk, we pllace them in investigative detention
until an investigation has been done," Hudson said. "If the victim is black, we let the white guy go."
George's brother, Robert, tweeted after his brother's detention that the public shouldn't "jump to conclusions."
ha ha
Yeah, bad luck just follows Zippy wheever he goes.
First there was that cop he beat up a few years ago. Then there was the uppitty black kid
who had the f-ing nerve to walk thru the neighborhood when Sheriff Zippy was on patrol.
Then there was that staged incident where Zippy saved the family from a fiery highway death,
then he got pulled over for speeding north of Dallas and was let go, then he got pulled over for
speeding last week in Florida, and how he's been caught threatening his wife with a gun and slapping
her dad - but there won't be any weapons charges since Florida guns laws only apply to blacks.
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Subject: Obama refuses to be bound by Congress on Syria
It's interesting to hear Obama refuse to commit to not bombing Syria if Congress fails to support
his attack plan. He is leaving the door open to the idea that even if Congress says NO, that he might
attack anyway. So - why bother going to Congress? Why should we bother to even have laws if
Presidents like Obama and Bush break them with impunity?
You would think that after 2 wars that we didn't need to get into, wars that have practically
bankrupted America, that we would stop doing this. Especially when no one can articulate
what we hope to accomplish by getting into yet another Muslim war.
Marc Perkel
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Hillary Weighs in on
Syria
CNN Breaking News: If Syria's government immediately surrendered its chemical weapons stockpiles
to international control, "that would be an important step," former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
said Monday during an event at the White House. "But this cannot be another excuse for delay or obstruction.
And Russia has to support the international community's efforts sincerely or be held to account."
ha ha
Hillary getting tough with Putin - I love it.
Earlier, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said his country will urge Syria to put its chemical weapons
supply under international control if doing so would avert U.S. military action. U.N. Secretary-General
Ban Ki-moon also said he is considering asking the Security Council to demand the Syrian government
immediately hand over its chemical weapons to be destroyed.
Syrian Foreign Minister Walid Moallem said his country "welcomes" Russia's proposal,
but it was not immediately clear whether Syria would accept the plan.
The way I underatand it, Hillary was HOURS away from jumping into Obama's "pro-war" quagmire but Kerry's
off-the-cuff comments that "Syria could end hostilities by surrendering their gassy toys" saved Hillary,
at least temporarily, from steeping into the goo that has slimed Obama, Hagel and Kerry.
History changed right before our eyes because Kerry had a "gaffe" that Russia seized.
A shot of Chinaco for Kerry's "gaffe."
CNN Breaking News: If Syria's government immediately surrendered its chemical weapons stockpiles
to international control, "that would be an important step," former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
said Monday during an event at the White House. "But this cannot be another excuse for delay or obstruction.
And Russia has to support the international community's efforts sincerely or be held to account."
ha ha
Hillary getting tough with Putin - I love it.
Earlier, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said his country will urge Syria to put its chemical weapons
supply under international control if doing so would avert U.S. military action. U.N. Secretary-General
Ban Ki-moon also said he is considering asking the Security Council to demand the Syrian government
immediately hand over its chemical weapons to be destroyed.
Syrian Foreign Minister Walid Moallem said his country "welcomes" Russia's proposal,
but it was not immediately clear whether Syria would accept the plan.
The way I underatand it, Hillary was HOURS away from jumping into Obama's "pro-war" quagmire but Kerry's
off-the-cuff comments that "Syria could end hostilities by surrendering their gassy toys" saved Hillary,
at least temporarily, from steeping into the goo that has slimed Obama, Hagel and Kerry.
History changed right before our eyes because Kerry had a "gaffe" that Russia seized.
A shot of Chinaco for Kerry's "gaffe."
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Did Russia just Blink?
Why did they blink when Obama was in trouble?
CNN: President Barack Obama told CNN's Douche Blitzer that he will take seriously
a Russian proposal to place Syrian chemical weapons under international control.
Obama expressed skepticism at the idea as the White House rallies support in Congress
for a possible attack on the war-torn nation.
"It's possible that we can get a breakthrough, but it's going to have to be followed up on,
and we don't want just a stalling or delaying tactic to put off the pressure that we have on
them right now," said Obama.
The president on Tuesday is scheduled to take his case for military action against Syria
to the American people in a prime time address televised on CNN at 9 p.m. ET.
This smells fishy.
Obama is an old, fat white guy sitting at a bar when the very pretty girl sits down next to him.
She says, "Buy me a drink?" and Obama wakes up in a tub full of ice without any kidneys.
Sure, you gotta go with the deal until it sours because there's akways a chance the pretty girl
is actually into old fat men who can't get laid without a American Express Black Card,
but tonight's speech still has to be "fire and brimstone" until they deal is sealed.
...and by "sealed" I mean Putin's credibility on the line that Assad plays ball.
Remember we talked about this? The answer all along was,
"Then they give me Sollazzo!" because that's the way the world works.
If Obama gets out of this he'll be luckier than Bill Clinton.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: Obama and Banksters
Bart! You asked: "We don't get the profit when they bet correctly,
but we're on the hook for the losses the incompetent bastards run up?
Why did Obama allow that horseshit to continue?"
What if, when the bastards fuck up THIS time, we DON'T bail out the banks, but the PEOPLE?
More surprises?
Timothy
The thing is, we NEED the banks, we just don't need too-big-to-fail mega-banks GAMBLING.
Violent Zimmerman Arrested
Was he beating a cop? No, this time
it was his wife who's trying to get away.
Cops said he blew up like The Hulk.
Link
George Zimmerman was taken into custody Monday after an apparent domestic altercation
with his wife and her father at a home in Lake Mary, Florida, police said.
The incident comes two months after Zimmerman, a racist thug who hunted blacks for sport,
was found not guilty of killing Trayvon by an all-white Florida jury in Sanford, Florida.
Hudson said a gun was found in the Lake Mary home, (Zippy is aklways armed and ready to fire.)
but he added that it was not a part of the altercation.
Shellie Zimmerman, who filed for divorce last week, was the one to call 911, Hudson said.
Hudson added that police are following procedure by placing Zimmerman in investigative detention.
"Anytime we have anybody suspected of harming white folk, we pllace them in investigative detention
until an investigation has been done," Hudson said. "If the victim is black, we let the white guy go."
George's brother, Robert, tweeted after his brother's detention that the public shouldn't "jump to conclusions."
ha ha
Yeah, bad luck just follows Zippy wheever he goes.
First there was that cop he beat up a few years ago. Then there was the uppitty black kid
who had the f-ing nerve to walk thru the neighborhood when Sheriff Zippy was on patrol.
Then there was that staged incident where Zippy saved the family from a fiery highway death,
then he got pulled over for speeding north of Dallas and was let go, then he got pulled over for
speeding last week in Florida, and how he's been caught threatening his wife with a gun and slapping
her dad - but there won't be any weapons charges since Florida guns laws only apply to blacks.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: Obama refuses to be bound by Congress on Syria
It's interesting to hear Obama refuse to commit to not bombing Syria if Congress fails to support
his attack plan. He is leaving the door open to the idea that even if Congress says NO, that he might
attack anyway. So - why bother going to Congress? Why should we bother to even have laws if
Presidents like Obama and Bush break them with impunity?
You would think that after 2 wars that we didn't need to get into, wars that have practically
bankrupted America, that we would stop doing this. Especially when no one can articulate
what we hope to accomplish by getting into yet another Muslim war.
Marc Perkel
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Syria Accepts Gassy Toys Surrender
CNN Breaking News: Syria has accepted Russia's proposal to place the country's
chemical weapons under international control, Interfax news agency reported today,
citing Syrian Foreign Minister Foreign Minister Walid Moallem.
Russia's proposal is a "potentially positive development," but could be a stall tactic,
President Barack Obama told Wolf the Douche on Monday.
Obama will make a televised address from the White House at 9 p.m. as part of
the administration's offensive to build support for military action in Syria.
On the other hand...
Is this IS a delaying tactic and the US public feels like they were manipulated, lied to and used,
they just might give Obama the go-ahead and teach the sons of bitches "a lesson in diplomacy."
Seriously, all of a sudden Putin and Assad are in the box that Obama was stuck in.
F-ing Houdini Obama, he switched places with them.
HOW did he do that?
I can hear Tally saying, "This was Obama's plan all along..."
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Subject: pizza hut analogy
Bart,
My response to the Pizza Hut analogy.
1. I'm a married man with two young children who are depending on me.
I have to think twice before getting involved in anything that might get me
injured or killed. I don't have the right to risk my life for a stranger.
Nobody asked you to risk anything, Mr. Fierce Linebacker.
If you can enjoy your pizza while they gas that old lady, that's up to you.
2. Obama's not trying to save the old lady. He just wants to reach over and thump
the muggers on the back of the head with his class ring. He's stated that stopping them
isn't his goal, and that the alternative to stopping them may be worse.
I don't know why people are saying that.
First, we take his airports and his jets - then we ask him if h's had enough.
If not, we take something else and ask him again. We continue that.
Trust me, we have more bombs than he has targets.
3. Say I decide to do something. Say I announce it - three weeks in advance.
That's plenty of time for the muggers to hide behind the old lady and bring in more old ladies to hide behind.
What?
Doesn't matter.
They have no way to hide from us.
The time to do something was before he announced it to the world.
You and I agree on that, Old Chum.
No doubt Assad has had plenty of time to move his stockpiles into civilian neighborhoods.
It's already too late to act.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Jeff
http://jeffcrook.blogspot.com/
I expect to hear Obama use my Pizza Hut analogy tonight in his speech.
No charge, Barack - happy to contribute.
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Subject: Did Russia just Blink?
BI don't know Bart but I think this was a smart strategic and carefully calculated move
by our president to Pooty at the G20.
This will of course stop a war which will piss off the 'baggers to no end. AND, of course
they'll now accuse Obama as being a weak fool on top of it. This Prez (in their eyes)
will never be right. So I say: Fuck them and theirs and praise to our president.
Robert S
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Subject: re: Obama the Insane Criminal
Bart, you wrote:
< "If our Boy Scout had a little more scoundrel in him, he would've slapped Assad back in 2011.
He's never heard, "It's easier to ask for forgiveness later than get permission up-front." >
That's the "Hamlet" in him, overthinks every move. I keep wondering if all this
isn't some sort of very shrewd and convoluted strategy, but I'll be if I can figure it out.
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Subject: your Impala comment
Bart,
You said “Like everything , this contest was rigged, but Chevy hasn't won a lot lately so what the hell.”
And you know this, how?
I just toured the GM engine plant in Tonawanda, NY. It’s state of the art.
My impression of the operation is that it’s first rate, the workers I spoke with
all seemed to be motivated and working with management to succeed.
I have been in the manufacturing business just shy of 40 years.
I believe Americans can compete with anyone.
Doug in the Creek
Doug, when you read the fine print, it says, "Best sedan under $38,000" which makes me think
there's a Lexus (or some other fine car) that sells for $39K that blows them all away so they did
the cut-off at $38K so the Impala would win.
It's like gerrymandering to get the results you want.
Just a guess...
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Bart, that's Greta Garbo dangling off the side of the Onassis yacht in the south of France.
The Italian film producer, Countess Marina Cicogna, took the photo in the '60s.
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