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Claims the paid-for clowns at WaHoPo Link It’s been said there are no do-overs in life. But Obama may be getting the closest thing to it with his abrupt turn toward diplomacy on Syria. Still, it is a path as fraught with problems and risks for the president as was his inability to win public and congressional support for targeted strikes. Obama's path is fraught with problems and risks? Where? I imagine he was giggling too hard on the inside to be worried about your imaginary "risks." When Obama spoke Tuesday night, he was in the middle of a dramatic and unexpected pivot. Given what had happened in the previous 36 hours, he had to make an awkward rhetorical transition from arguing for military intervention — to arguing to give diplomacy a chance. It wasn't awkward at all - he had showtunes going off in his head all f-ing night. (Poker term, meaning he was having a great time.) The president can now pursue diplomatic efforts to... No, he doesn't have to persue anything. He's off the hook, out of the box, home free, standing in tall cotton - with f-ing bells on. Sure, he can still find a way to screw this up, but all he's go to do is do nothing at all. Failing that, he could then go back to Congress with a stronger case to make that he has exhausted peaceful attempts and that military action is the only course left to deter the Syrians from using those weapons. He doesn't need to do that. If Assad behaves, mission accomplished without firing a shot. Obama wins. If Assad gasses again, Obama makes a phone call and Assad's assets go boom. It's a win-win - as long as Obama doesn't do something super-stupid, which IS still a possibility. But Obama got to this place more by accident than design. It doesn't matter. All the pins fell down - you don't have a choice - you have to call it a strike. You don't have a choice, Washington Whore Post, looking for drama where there is none. BTW, when that young Bush bastard was born in third base, did anyone at the WaHoPo say, "Bush got to this place more by accident than design." No, you bastards acted like Bush EARNED the White House, lying sons of bitches. Send e-mail to Bart by Rebecca Bartlett In 1855, a young lady’s most precious possession is her reputation. Unfortunately, sixteen-year-old Georgia Marsh has lost hers and faces a grim future with no prospects of marriage. Her fortune changes when a mysterious stranger asks her to wear an ancient pendant for a week —a pendant which grants great power, but only for those able to carry it. Most young women would buckle under the burden of such an object, but Georgia has a pure heart. She becomes the pendant's new bearer and the keeper of the awesome power it contains. But a pure heart is little protection against magic transferred through an act of trickery. Tied to an object that won’t obey her and won’t let her pass it on, Georgia must explore the history of the pendant and unlock the secret of its creation if she is to save herself. Amazon Kindle Print version Nook Link That Colorado theater shooter killed 12, I think, and wounded about 60. He was able to do that because he had 100-round drums of ammo. He brought 6,000 rounds of ammunition to the theater with him. Colorado just voted for more of that. Colorado, the progressive, pot-legal-in-110-days Colorado did that. We live in a fucked-up country, where the religiously insane have great power. If anyone tries to limit gun deaths, they are fired by the voters and sent packing. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama, Syria To explain Obama to most people I would have to paraphrase Jessie Pinkman who was describing Walter White to Walt's brother in law: Obama's smarter than you, he's luckier than you and however you see it going down will be the total opposite of what really happens. Joe in Maui Send e-mail to Bart Check us out on Facebook Security will be handled by my good friend Anthony Burnside One needs security when battling the religiously insane. Bartcop's Computer Repair
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