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I currently teach high school math in California of 25 plus years. I have uploaded over 300 of my lessons in Pre-Algebra, Algebra 1, Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus, and AP Statistics. I started doing this for my absent students, or any student who needed to hear the lesson(s) again. Just visit www.youtube.com/mrmathblog, scroll down to “Playlist,” to find the subject you need. The Death of Gun Control Coloradoans like 100-round clips - go figure Link Ever since the Senate voted down gun-control legislation in April, some advocates have remained convinced there was still hope. As of Tuesday, that hope is officially dead. On Tuesday, two Colorado state senators, both Democrats, were recalled by voters for their votes in favor of gun control. Gun-rights advocates instigated the recall drives; the NRA spent $360,000, sending mailers and airing television ads calling the lawmakers "too extreme for Colorado." Gun-control proponents, buoyed by donations from Mike Bloomberg, outspent their opponents five to one. But the NRA turned the money against the lawmakers, painting them as pawns of fancy-pants out-of-state liberal interests. And the NRA won. The irony is - if you are surrounded by crazy people with guns, it makes sense to own one for self defense. Send e-mail to Bart Obama Gives Democracy a Chance by Gene Lyons It’s not necessary to think that President Obama has performed brilliantly throughout this debacle to suspect that next time around it’s going to be much harder for an action-hero president to stampede the country into war. As a corollary, hawkish politicians will find it more difficult to intimidate skeptics by questioning their patriotism. Ten years ago, fools were pouring Bordeaux wine into gutters and ordering “freedom fries” because the French urged Bush to let U.N. weapons inspectors in Iraq do their work. Ten years ago, American agents were kidnapping suspected terrorists and delivering them into al-Assad’s dungeons to be tortured. Ten years ago, “diplomacy” was a dirty word, a synonym for cowardice. Ten years ago, Bush ordered weapons inspectors busily finding no WMDs in Iraq to clear out, and commenced his “shock and awe” bombing campaign. The “embedded” American news media treated the subsequent invasion like the world’s largest Boy Scout Jamboree. These days, six out of ten Americans oppose bombing Syria. “A war-weary public that can turn an eye from children being gassed—or express doubt that it happened—is another poisoned fruit of the Bush years,” comments New York Times columnist Tim Egan. Yes, Democrats continue to hold Obama accountable for Bush's crimes. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Syria Hi Bart. As usual, you are one of the few seeing things as they are. I don't think the developments with Putin being made responsible for Assad using chemical weapons is an accident. I think that was Obama's plan all along. I think Kerry's gaffe was actually Kerry letting the cat out of the bag. Kerry is not the poker player Obama is. Putin walked into Obama's trap and is desperately trying to get out. His only hope is to get Americans against the President's call for military action. The difficult part is getting dummies like Chris Matthews to understand what the President is trying to accomplish and stop double guessing his every move. We all need to stand with the President. Otto R Otto, I agree, but half the Democrats are carrying toreches and they want blood. Rapist Pastor gets No
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