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PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession kill your business. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Quotes "He is an extremely fast learner as far as the Russian language is concerned. He only needs a few hours or days to learn the ropes and start speaking." -- Snowden's lawyer, saying Edward is enjoying his freedom in his new country Link Send e-mail to Bart Cruz, Lee Making GOP Nervous They're the new faces of today's GOP Link Ted Cruz and Mike Lee are crusading against affordable health care while infuriating many Republicans with a tactic they consider futile, self-serving and detrimental to the party’s political hopes in 2014. Cruz, a freshman, and Lee, the tea party-backed giant slayer from Utah, spent have been pressuring Republicans to link any stopgap spending bill to keep the government running with permanently starving health overhaul of money. The two mental giants are determined to reverse Chief Justice John Roberts and kill Obama’s signature domestic law. The two handjobs scored a win Friday when the GOP House passed a spending measure that would shut down the government. But the bill is dead on arrival in the half-sane Senate, where lawmakers in both parties complain that Cruz and Lee have pushed a losing cause. In the meantime, their strategy has roiled many in the GOP, with plenty of public carping. Several Republicans complain that the tactic could lead to a government shutdown that would undercut the GOP politically as the party faces a Democratic president weakened by missteps on Syria. They question Cruz and Lee’s uncompromising approach, which has raised money for outside conservative groups. Cruz’s recent political moves have stirred talk of a 2016 presidential run. If Cruz runs for president it'll make the 2012 GOP primaries look like profiles in courage. American comedians are beginning to think there may be a God, after all. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: 3D Scanning in meaningful realtime I guess we're almost there with 3D Scanning in meaningful realtime. Attached photo of the Tower of Pisa shocked me at what CSIRO (Australia's version of our NASA) did with a special 3D Scanner setup. The short video of the Moon is simply amazing. Buzz Aldrin recently said that he knew he was on a sphere when he and Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon. He said that the lack of an atmosphere on the Moon kept the dust down. With the Moon being so small in volume, he could look out at the curvature of the Lunar horizon, and know he was standing on a sphere. Renewably, Doug Starfield The Engineer with a Conscience Send e-mail to Bart What happens when a shady lawyer, a straight-laced pastor, a Mexican ex-con, a conflicted cop, a mouthy Italian, and a flamboyant, six-foot-six hitman all show up at the same party? Trouble. Big Trouble. alittlepartymovie.com Shop
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The state of Oklahoma hates Obama so much, they'd rather do without health care than get it from "one of them." The state of Oklahoma hates Obama so much, they'd rather do without $1.6 million than get it from "one of them." Of course, if Obama played football for Oklahoma University, he could have sex with the governor's daughter on the front lawn of the Governor's Mansion at high noon, but all he's offering the poor people of Oklahoma is free money and health care so he can go fuck hisself. Send e-mail to Bart Sen. Lindsey Graham is facing the biggest challenge of his political career. Willing to buck the public tide in South Carolina, Graham has backed military action against Syria, an immigration overhaul that lets darkies stay and Obama's Supreme Court nominees. His three Republican challengers are coming at him from the right, arguing that he's not Nazi enough. They're also noting that the former ballerina has been in political office since 1993. "This seat has been held for 59 years by two people," says one of his challengers, Nancy Mace, referring to Graham and the even-more racist Strom Thurmond. Graham is most vulnerable on his right flank. Bring up his name at a tea party meeting, and voices start to rise and heads shake in disgust. Several times in the past few years, a county Republican Party has passed a motion rebuking him, including one this month that cites "29 issues Senator Graham voted with the Democrats." Graham heard boos when he spoke at the state NaziCon earlier this year. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: How to they measure the THC content in pot? Gas chromatagraph bart: http://airecycle.com/category/gc/products/Z-5890THC Chuck Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Computer Repair
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Subject: Last Issue's Hollywood Gossip answers Link Send e-mail to Bart Breaking News PARTIAL DIRECTED VERDICT: KATHERINE JACKSON WINS MAJOR VICTORY IN WRONGFUL DEATH LAWSUIT: COURT RULES THAT ALL EVIDENCE SHOWS SHE IS ENTITLED TO SEEK DAMAGES FROM JURY AGAINST AEG. "The Court recognized that there was absolutely no merit to AEG's defense that Katherine Jackson had no right to bring this case for the death of her son Michael." I believe Mrs. Jackson sued AED for $40 billion. You'd think AEG would want to settle this, all things considered. Send e-mail to Bart Eldrick's Bad/Great Weekend Tiger Woods ended his 2013 PGA Tour campaign with an unimpressive tie for 22nd place at the Tour Championship on Sunday but, in all likelihood, will earn Player of the Year honors which are to be announced by the crooked PGA late next week. Link I'll bet Eldrick could stay at home for 2-3 years and still be "the world's Number One golfer." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: re: An American in Paris Bart, There are tons of uncredited roles in that film which was shot in Hollywood in 1951. One uncredited role was "a bearded painter" played by Louis Laurent (Canadian Prime Minister 1948-1957). I don't think Henri Matisse ever appeared in a film. Mike95 Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Legal weed Bart, why all the love for Colorado and none for Washington? Weed is legal here, too. Brew Brew, when does Washington state go legal? Colorado is open to marijuana sales as of Jan 1, 2014, that's 99 days from now. Question: Pot becomes legal in Colorado one minute after New Years Eve countdown, right? Does that mean shops will be open at that time? Legal pot and legal tequila sounds like a great way to welcome the new year to me. Let's throw a fest wherever it's legal first. Who knows the facts? I know some facts, Bart Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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