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Tuesday Sept 24, 2013 Vol 3126 - Cruz control
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Why is Harry Reid not acting like a mouse? Link It’s all over in the Senate except for the theatrics. Harry Reid made it absolutely clear on Tuesday morning: Republicans will be unable to perform a talking filibuster to delay indefinitely the spending bill that the Senate is considering this week. And Mitch the Bitch put the icing on the cake: He wouldn’t back an effort to block the bill from receiving a final up-or-down vote. Reid said. “I will disabuse everyone: There will be no filibuster today. We are going to vote tomorrow. Under the rules, no one can stop that.” “I intend to utilize every procedural means available to prevent Harry Reid from funding Obamacare,” that crazy Cruz bastard told reporters several times on Monday. Cruz will grab ahold of a very powerful microphone on Tuesday afternoon when he will gain control of the Senate floor to make his case — possibly for hours. But Cruz won’t be able to prevent a Wednesday vote. Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Subject: Last Issue's Hollywood Gossip answers Link Send e-mail to Bart ‘It’s Over for Jon Stewart’ Piers Morgan want to lose a fight with Jon Stewart Link Piers Morgan has had no problem publicly airing out his grievances over Jon Stewart lately, and he took another jab last night via Twitter. Morgan claimed that Stephen Colbert’s successful night at the Emmys signified the end of Stewart’s career. @piersmorgan Tweeted CNN BREAKING NEWS > It's over for Jon Stewart.... @StephenAtHome wins again. What isn’t breaking news is Morgan’s distaste for Stewart, as he earlier tweeted about Stewart’s frequent criticism of CNN coverage. @piersmorgan Tweeted If I were Jon Stewart, I'd stop obsessing with CNN and start worrying about the younger, funnier @iamjohnoliver getting his job.... Stewart has yet to issue a response. I assume Piers Morgan is desperate for some kind of publicity. They say his ratings are worse than Larry King's ratings. I think it would be funny if Jon ignored him. "Piers who?" Send e-mail to Bart Subject: ecological disasters Bart, we are counting the days to Keystone XL Pipeline Decision and also when TEPCO moves the spent fuel rods from reactor building #4 at Fukushima. It is as if we as a species love living on the edge of oblivion.... Renewably, Doug S, an Engineer with a Conscience. The Fukushima disaster isn't even in the headlines these days. It's like everything will be OK if we just dither and ignore the problem. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Legal weed Bart, why all the love for Colorado and none for Washington? Weed is legal here, too. Brew Brew, when does Washington state go legal? Colorado is open to marijuana sales as of Jan 1, 2014, that's 99 days from now. Question: Pot becomes legal in Colorado one minute after New Years Eve countdown, right? Does that mean shops will be open at that time? Legal pot and legal tequila sounds like a great way to welcome the new year to me. Let's throw a fest wherever it's legal first. Who knows the facts? Bart, possession of up to 1 ounce is legal right now, today. They are still working out the rules for growing, selling and taxing it, but owning and smoking it is legal. Brew I understand, but I want to experience pot freedom, meaning I want to legally buy a few different grams and share that freedom with some friends. Send e-mail to Bart Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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