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Wednesday, Sept 25, 2013 Vol 3127 - Blood moon
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"I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham."
-- Ted Cruz, running out of things to say during the filibuster, swear to Koresh
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Obamacare Cheaper than Expected
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Though there will be variations across the country, most Americans will be able to choose
from multiple health insurance plans and pay lower-than-expected premiums for coverage on
the Obamacare health insurance marketplaces, according to data released Wednesday by the
U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
According to the administration's analysis of data for the 36 states participating in the federal marketplace,
with some additional information from 11 states with state-based marketplaces, 95 percent of Americans
will be able to choose between two or more health insurance carriers and will live in states where premiums
are lower than originally estimated by the Congressional Budget Office.
It's the definitive look at the insurance market with less than a week to go until the marketplace opens.
Think how different our country would be if
the Democrats could learn to list the damn facts.
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First of all, who the F is Avik Roy?
He's a senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute for Policy Research and was
a member of Mitt Romney's Health Care Policy Advisory Group.
That means he's lying without a doubt.
But a bigger point is this: You know what stops lying assholes like Avik Roy?
Gambling, that's what.
Any liberal millionaire COULD say, "Hey Avik, I have a million dollars that says
you're lying about the cost of Obamacare - let's gamble and see who wins.
Let's use GAO numbers a year from today and see if costs went up or down,
and the winner gets the loser's million dollars."
I've often said you don't hear many lies at a high stakes poker table because
the guy sitting next to you is liable to throw down a loaf of hundred dollar bills
and say, "I say you're lying - let's gamble and see who wins."
Since gambling is wrong ...and a sin, Democrats won't use that tactic,
but it damn sure works and it would shut up a whole lot of Republican f-ing liars.
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12 Signs America is Insane
by Jamie O'Neill
Link
12. Chelsea Manning is in jail. Dick Cheney is not.
10. Michelle Bachmann is on the House Intelligence Committee.
9. The highest-paid public employees in 26 states are college football coaches
2. House Republicans have held more than 40 votes to repeal Obamacare, but have not proposed a single bill to create jobs.
1. On the morning I was compiling this list, 13 people were shot to death in the nation’s capital.
Since 9-11, more than 300,000 Americans have lost their lives to guns—more than 100 times as 9-11.
That’s just the price we pay for “freedom,” I guess. Or so the NRA would have us believe.
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Subject: Washington state vs Colorado
Bart, it looks like people in Washington won't be able to buy legal pot
in stores till sometime in April 2014. Colorado will beat us to the punch.
And while I'm a bit disappointed, we're still better off than 48 other states.
A tip of the hat to the people/voters of Colorado, you beat us to the punch.
--Michael A
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What happens when a shady lawyer, a straight-laced pastor, a Mexican ex-con,
a conflicted cop, a mouthy Italian, and a flamboyant, six-foot-six hitman
all show up at the same party? Trouble. Big Trouble.
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Support the
Troops? Pay Them!
by Hunter
Link
If Congress and the White House can’t reach a spending deal by Sept. 30, members of the military
would be expected to work during the shutdown, but would not get paid until the issues are resolved.
There are some tea-party styled jackasses who sincerely want a shutdown, presuming it would save
money (it wouldn't!) or teach people a lesson (about how to look like you want to cut the deficit
while not actually doing that thing) or magically make an assortment of new healthcare laws go away
because you've decided it's in your party's interest to pretend to be horrified by them (let's not mention
the part where much of it came from conservative ideas.) Telling soldiers that they're simply not going
to get paid for a while so that you can make some ineffectual "point"—now that's an issue I'd like to
see those congressmen give a little speech or two on. On a military base. To those soldiers.
Go on, Cruz. Go on, tea partiers. Go give your we-love-the-troops speeches to the troops, and explain
to them why they're just gonna have to work without pay for a while because of your deep principles
on how Obama is mean and you don't like him. That ought to be a real hoot.
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by Hunter
Link
If Congress and the White House can’t reach a spending deal by Sept. 30, members of the military
would be expected to work during the shutdown, but would not get paid until the issues are resolved.
There are some tea-party styled jackasses who sincerely want a shutdown, presuming it would save
money (it wouldn't!) or teach people a lesson (about how to look like you want to cut the deficit
while not actually doing that thing) or magically make an assortment of new healthcare laws go away
because you've decided it's in your party's interest to pretend to be horrified by them (let's not mention
the part where much of it came from conservative ideas.) Telling soldiers that they're simply not going
to get paid for a while so that you can make some ineffectual "point"—now that's an issue I'd like to
see those congressmen give a little speech or two on. On a military base. To those soldiers.
Go on, Cruz. Go on, tea partiers. Go give your we-love-the-troops speeches to the troops, and explain
to them why they're just gonna have to work without pay for a while because of your deep principles
on how Obama is mean and you don't like him. That ought to be a real hoot.
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Subject: That's not Sarah Palin!
Hi, Bart..that's not Palin...it's Donald Rumsfeld!
June in California
Damn, I think you're right.
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Subject: Obamacare navigators
The Navigators might be gone soon.
Having them wasn't a well thought out idea when it comes to the real world.
All they can do is help you fill out an application. They cannot answer any
insurance questions, or advise, because they're not licensed insurance agents.
So you start filling out your application with the help of a Navigator on their
computer or iPad, and you ask, "What's better, an EPO, PPO, or an HMO?"
And the Navigator stares at you.
Then you think, "Why didn't I call my insurance agent?"
tally
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I started doing this for my absent students, or any student who needed to hear the lesson(s) again.
Just visit www.youtube.com/mrmathblog,
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I currently teach high school math in California of 25 plus years. I have uploaded over 300
of my lessons in Pre-Algebra, Algebra 1, Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus, and AP Statistics.
I started doing this for my absent students, or any student who needed to hear the lesson(s) again.
Just visit www.youtube.com/mrmathblog,
scroll down to “Playlist,” to find the subject you need.
Subject: Obamacare navigators
The Navigators might be gone soon.
Having them wasn't a well thought out idea when it comes to the real world.
All they can do is help you fill out an application. They cannot answer any
insurance questions, or advise, because they're not licensed insurance agents.
So you start filling out your application with the help of a Navigator on their
computer or iPad, and you ask, "What's better, an EPO, PPO, or an HMO?"
And the Navigator stares at you.
Then you think, "Why didn't I call my insurance agent?"
tally
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Diver sees ‘Cookie Monster of the Sea’
Julie Handler was the first to spot sea sponge that looked like famous 'Sesame Street' character,
and swam to her husband laughing through her mask.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
has new stuff every day
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
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Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
We all agree yesterday's DLD photo was faked?
I mean, nobody is that stupid, right?
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Subject: Last Issue's Hollywood Gossip answers
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New TV Season So Far
FOX's Sleepy Hollow is a better show than I was expecting.
I predict English actor Tom Mison is going to be rich & famous in America.
Who knew Revolutionary war soldiers looked like they could be in Coldplay?
I liked The Blacklist with James Spader.
His "Clarice" (Megan Boone) is very easy on the eyes.
If the show's a hit, she's going to be a big star.
People are high on Marvel's Agents of Shield, but they scheduled it
against NCIS, TV's top scripted show. I wish Joss Whedon luck.
(This Just In... ratings for Marvel's Agents of Shield were either great or spectacular.)
Then there's Hostages starring Dylan McDermott.
Seems like an exciting idea for a movie, but this lady doctor is supposed to stall
the killing of the president for 15 hours when the bad guys are holding her family? on DVR
Person of Interest is a whole different show in the post-Snowden era.
They spy on everyone and they know everybody's secrets.
Tonight is the two-hour return of Law & Order SVU where their worst
rapist/killer ever had Olivis "at a disadvantage," as Groucho marx used to say.
Thursday is a double shot of Big Bang and a double shot of Michael J Fox.
Add to that Robin Williams and Elementary make for a busy Thursday night.
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Today's Wildlife Photo Contest
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We're doing something different today - we're having a contest.
Timing is everything, the first person to send the correct answer to bartcop-feedback@bartcop.com
wins Obama Confidential: Strange, Odd, and Bizarre Letters to the 44th President in paperback.
"We have a winner." 2:20 PM Central
It's by my good friend Marc Berlin and non-winners can get the Kindle version for only $2.99.
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Today's Mystery
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that is Julie Duffy from Newhart and Designing Women,
Kevin Q
Subject: Monday's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, Monday's Mystery Celebrity was Robin Givens, actress and ex-wife of Mike Tyson.
Mike in Shoreline, WA
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that is Julie Duffy from Newhart and Designing Women,
Kevin Q
Subject: Monday's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, Monday's Mystery Celebrity was Robin Givens, actress and ex-wife of Mike Tyson.
Mike in Shoreline, WA
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery City is Mecca, Saudi Arabia, showing Al Haram.
I goggle Earthed it to make sure, and found that part of the image is doctored,
maybe to avoid some religious protest.
The Magster
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Name the Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a Chrysler ME four-twelve, ca. 2004.
michaelgy
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that's the MGM film crew filming the Leo the Lion MGM roaring lion logo in about 1924.
Sooz
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Health Update
I got some good news from the scary doctor today.
When I saw him in July, he said, "We should get started," and I said "What's the rush?"
He said, "Well, I suppose we could wait another 60 days to begin..." and I agreed to that.
After running today's tests he said, "We'll call you in four months and check things again."
I do not want to be smarter than my oncologist.
I do not want to be smarter than my oncologist.
I do not want to be smarter than my oncologist.
So I'm going to drink a different kind of poison tonight - the kind they make in Jalisco.
I asked Mrs. Bart if she'd join me at some establishment that serves the good stuff
and she said, "Will we be home in time for Survivor?"
Just kidding, I'm in a good mood.
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