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PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Quotes "The Republicans want me to be the first American president to give in to blackmail and I refuse to allow that to happen." -- What I'd like to hear Obama say Once he says that, what can they counter with? Send e-mail to Bart Nine GOPs who WANT to Default They're the crazies in a party of crazies Link The United States will reach its federal debt ceiling in T-minus 10 days, and it's looking increasingly plausible that we might be blow through it. Economists of every stripe agree that a U.S. default would be economically catastrophic. But there is a subsection of Republicans who say that hitting the ceiling isn't a big deal. Rand Paul says: "If you don't raise the debt ceiling, what that means is you have a balanced budget." Rep. Joe Barton says: "I don't think paying the secretary of energy's travel expenses have to be paid 100 cents on the dollar." Sen. Tom Coburn says: "There is no such thing as a debt ceiling in this country because it's never been not increased...." We're been waiting years for the sane faction of the GOP to reign in the crazies. Most of them quietly retired instead of fighting for their country and their party. If you love your Republican Party, why turn it over to Ted Cruz? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: God is punishing America with Shutdown When you vote for stupid people then you get stupid results. I believe that the government shutdown is just God's way of punishing America for electing Republicans.And I'm an Atheist. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Isn't that all you need to know about Obamacare's popularity? Of course, you'll never hear a Democrat list that fact, that FIVE TIMES the people they expected tried to register to get their new health care from the government system. Why do Democrats always refuse to list the facts that would make their case? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: making the rounds on Facebook. Oct 2008: "You'll never get elected and pass healthcare." Nov 2008: "We'll never let you pass healthcare." Jan 2009: "We're gonna shout you down every time you try to pass healthcare." July 2009: "We'll fight to death every attempt you make to pass healthcare." Dec 2009: "We will destroy you if you even consider passing healthcare." March 2010: "We can't believe you just passed healthcare." April 2010: "We are going to overturn healthcare." Sept 2010: "We are going to repeal healthcare." Jan 2011: "We are going to destroy healthcare." Feb 2012: "We're gonna elect a candidate who'll revoke healthcare NOW." June 2012: "We'll go to the Supreme Court, and they will overturn healthcare." Aug 2012: "American people'll never re-elect you-they don't want healthcare." Oct 2012: "We can't wait to win the election and explode healthcare." Nov 2012: "We can't believe you got re-elected & we can't repeal healthcare." Feb 2013: "We're still going to vote to obliterate healthcare." June 2013: "We can't believe the Supreme Court just upheld healthcare." July 2013: "We're going to vote like 35 more times to erase healthcare." Sept 2013: "We are going to leverage a government shutdown into defunding, destroying, obliterating, overturning, repealing, dismantling, erasing and ripping apart healthcare." Oct 2013: "WHY AREN'T YOU NEGOTIATING???" Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Megyn Kelly Poses for GQ Pictures show FOX anchor at her sluttiest Link Fox News darling Megyn Kelly posed for a slutty photo spread in GQ. Kelly showed some skin for a shoote by Greg Veis. In the accompanying article, Kelly joked about rumors that she'd had an affair Brit Hume and defended her lies about the New Black Panthers Party story earlier this year. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Miley Cyrus Bart, I suspect that considering who this young lady had for parents, being pimped is nothing new for her. Old has-been (never was?) Billy Ray was more than willing to ride her coattails when she was doing her time at Disney's Tweenieslut University and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off when she started doing nude photoshoots while still a kid in most people's eyes and he pretended to be all dismayed by it. I frankly find her act disgusting but don't really blame her considering the number of people, including her parents, who were looking for nothing but to get rich from her talent and did everything in their power to exploit her from the get go. nofsdad Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession kill your business. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com FOX Caught Telling More Lies They want you to think Obama's a Muslin Link A Fox News liar apologized for falsely saying that Obama had offered to pay for the operation of a museum of Muslim culture "out of his own pocket" during the government shutdown. Anchor Anna Kooiman made the remark Saturday on "Fox & Friends" during a discussion about closed facilities. She didn't cite a source, but a satirical news site called "National Report" had posted a story headlined: "Obama Uses Own Money to Open Muslim Museum." The fake story said that Obama had "held a press conference" to announce he would use his own money to reopen the International Museum of Muslim Cultures in Jackson, Miss. Kooiman said Saturday she didn't think it was fair that World War II veterans faced a closed Washington monument honoring people killed during that conflict. She said. "President Obama has offered to pay out of his own pocket for the Museum of Muslim Culture." On Sunday, she said on Twitter that she had made a mistake after receiving flawed research. "My apologies," she tweeted. "Won't happen again." Fox will correct the mistake on the air this Saturday. Fox's policy is to correct mistakes on the same show where they are made. This way, that intentional lie can bounce around the FOX echo chamber for a full week without being corrected. Send e-mail to Bart Today's OMG! Don't Look Down Picture Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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always has good stuff. 'Business Insider' Blames GOP Link Our government is a disaster because of a small group of Republicans in the House of Representatives. I'm not talking about the group of Republicans you might think. Yes, there are 30 to 50 arch conservatives in the House who have been insistent they won't reopen the government without putting a major dent in Obamacare. These people are not the key problem. They are only relevant because so-called "reasonable" or "realistic" Republicans allow them to be. The most dangerous group in Congress is moderate Republicans, many from the northeast, who could reopen the government and break extremists' grip on their caucus' agenda, but choose not to. According to the Washington Whore Post, 21 House Republicans say they are prepared to vote for a "clean" continuing resolution to reopen the government. Together with Democrats, this is enough votes to pass the bill that has already passed the Senate, reopen the government, and stop the madness. Yet these Republicans who publicly say they favor a clean CR have repeatedly voted with their extremist colleagues to prevent it from coming to a vote. If moderate House Republicans don't want a government shutdown and favor a clean CR, why have they passed up on ways to end the shutdown? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Seal Team Six Bart, I wish the seals would go after Boner. He’s a MUCH bigger threat to this country than some rag head…. Stevie in Arab Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Computer Repair
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the donation money comes from them, not you. Subject: Boner fix adding "law" Bart: Elizabeth Drew in The New York Review of Books (Sept 26) says the Republicans' furious reaction in 2010 to the Affordable Care Act becoming law "was used as the organizing force in seeking Republican gains in those midterm elections. Since it worked then, why not have another go at it." The Republican's may look stupid with this draconian ploy, but they're are not. They're gambling on the midterms going their way. Steve in Phoenix I would like to take some of their action. Send e-mail to Bart Name the Mystery Car Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that's a 1931 Lincoln Model-K LeBaron convertible. michaelgy Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Carrie
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Girl Uses “Telekinetic Powers” 2 minutes, trust me, you'll like it SFW Subject: Mission Accomplished The Republicans have succeeded in the government shutdown. They have successfully guaranteed they will lose the House in 2014 They have successfully guaranteed the Democrats will retain control of the Senate in 2014 They have successfully shown America what boneheads they truly are. And they have assured a land slide victory for Hillary in 2016. And just like Michelle Bachmann, "I couldn't be happier." Mr. Speaker, time to crawl back into your bottle of bourbon. Steven B Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Nobody got Victoria Justice, even tho it was an accidental repeat. I screwed something up and 1007 (Oct 7th) defaulted to 0107 (Jan 7th). Send e-mail to Bart Here's another chance to donate. We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help? Support bartcop.com the way the racists supported Chick-fil-A You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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