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Wednesday, Nov 9-13, 2013 Vol 3154 - Ruskie Business

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	Rand Paul. Liar, is Sinking Fast
	Can Hillary Beat Tony Soprano?
	Elizabeth Warren Scares Hillary
	Did 60 Minutes Kill Benghazi
	Democrats have a Wimp Problem
	Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
	TV's Southern Doc, Rachel Bilson

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"It’s a black eye and it’s painful. Our Benghazi segment was as big
a mistake as there has been in the 45-year-old history of 60 Minutes."
    -- CBS News top executive Jeff Fager    Link


You bastards bet your reputations in an effort to bring down Obama and curry favor
with the crazed Teabaggers. You should junk your no-credibility-having show today.

Nobody will ever trust you again.

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Rand Paul. Liar, is Sinking Fast
But are Teabaggers too stupid to notice?

"I am so fuct."

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If you’re wondering why Sen. Rand Paul is attacking Gov. Soprano's self-promoting $25 million
post-Sandy advertising campaign, it’s simple. He’s hoping reporters will cover the intra-party feud
as an early sign of GOP titans warming up for 2016, so they stop Googling his old speeches and
columns and books for more evidence of plagiarism.

Paul flatters himself. He’s no longer Christie’s peer in the top tier of likely 2016 candidates.
Not only has he faced at least four separate charges of plagiarism in eight short days, he’s incapable
of mounting a serious presidential candidacy with his whiny, entitled, self-righteous response.

What a baby. Eventually he’ll get what he wants, and he’ll be left alone when it comes to 2016 coverage.
This man would never survive the rigors of a national campaign.

The best evidence of Paul’s stature-slide is his new home as a “writer.” After he was fired by the
racist Moonie Times for plagiarism, he was hired by that bastion of journalism ethics, Breitbart.com.

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Subject: Christie the Bully

Bart,
One of the things I've noticed is that whenever Christie chewing someone out
his wife is in the background laughing like a hyena. Does she think he's funny?
Does she know that she better laugh to try to defuse the situation?
Eric X

Eric, you may be on to something.
Is Christie seen as a goof in Jersey?
Do they think he's spoofing them when he does his Tony Soprano act?

Kinda like Der Monkey Fuhrer. Smarter Republicans (they existed, years ago)
knew Bush was just milking that Cowboy schtick, but there were Republi-morons
who thought Bush was a real cowboy on a real Texas ranch.

So, does New Jersey take that wiseguy stuff as real?
Or do they see Christie winking at them with some Jersey Shore/mob schtick?

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Who would win Hillary/Soprano race?
Even the stupid people can answer that one

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The 2016 election is 1,093 days away. But if it were held today, and the candidates were Hillary and
Chris Soprano, she would wipe the floor with the rotund bully,, a new NBC News national survey finds.

According to the poll, 44 percent of 1,003 adults surveyed would support Clinton, while 34 percent
would back the tough-talking Christie. The results are similar to a recent Quinnipiac poll that showed
Clinton beating Soprano 49 percent to 36 percent.

The poll comes on the heels of Christie's landslide re-election in New Jersey, which instantly
branded him the front-runner among potential 2016 candidates in the Republican Party.

...except for thr fact that he's unelectable with the Teabaggers who control the primaries.

Still, some observers say Christie would face an uphill battle in a general election.

Duh, you think?
If he can't win a primary, he's not going to win anything.

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Subject: death penalty

Bart, you wrote:

> Well, at Least it's a Start
> For the First Time EVER, a Prosecutor Will
> Go to Jail for Lying a Man into Prison for 25 years

That is precisely my biggest thing against the death penalty.
To know that we (Americans) have executed innocent people is sikening.
Jim P

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Subject: "Well, at least its a start"

Bart, Great to see a mention of this on your site, but a little bit of background may help out.
This happened in Williamson County which is the next county up from Travis County, Texas.
Travis County is mainly the liberal bastion of Austin where I live. The county seat of Williamson
County is Georgetown, about 30 miles north up I-35 from here. And Williamson County has been
synonymous with crooked deals for decades now.

Starting with a long time dirty sheriff ( gone now) to a crooked city council all the way to this
Ken Anderson who was always known for his dirty dealing. If you knew anybody who got busted
for any little thing up there you just shook your head and told them "You in a heap of trouble boy!"

And while pretty much everyone in Austin is glad to see this asshole get prosecuted I don't think
much has changed. My favorite part of the news coverage here last week was when the reporter
said that Ken Anderson had " agreed to disbarment as part of the deal". Agreed with ?

Why in the hell is he even allowed to be in a position to "agree" with anything ?
He should have been barred as soon as this came out and presented with that fact, "agree" my ass !
So all in all I'm afraid little has actually changed except maybe some names.

Still enjoying the site after all these years, keep the hammer swingin'!
And I hope you're finding some time to listen to our buddy Larry Monroe on KDRP-FM,
the best Americana (and Del Castillo!) on the airwaves !
Rev Jim
Austin, Tejas

Jim, thanks for that. It's nice that technology ic catching up to these prose-criminals.
All 50 states need to pass strict laws right now that prosecutors do hard time if they frame somebody.

Plus, I'm listening to some Mavericks on KDRP right now.

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Elizabeth Warren Scares Hillary
Sure she does - everyone scares Hillary

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Quick, name someone who would have a realistic chance of beating out Hillary.
Martin O’Malley? (Who?) Nope. Joe Biden? Maybe but probably not. Howard Dean. No way.
There’s only answer to that question and that answer is Elizabeth Warren.

The New Republic’s Noam Scheiber says, in addition to being strongly identified with the
party’s populist wing, any candidate who challenged Clinton would need several key assets.
The candidate would almost certainly have to be a woman, given Democrats’ desire to make
history again. She would have to amass huge piles of money with relatively little effort.
Above all, she would have to awaken in Democratic voters an almost evangelical passion.
As it happens, there is precisely such a person. Her name is Elizabeth Warren.

Scheiber’s broader argument is this: The Democratic party is facing a looming debate between
those friendly and those hostile to Wall Street and its interests come 2016. Clinton is on the
friendly side. Warren isn’t. And all of the grassroots energy in the Democratic party — as judged
by activists and what animates them — sits on Warren’s side.

In any other time it would be laughable for a freshman senator to run against
the most qualified candidate - perhaps ever - to run for the White House.

BUT, the we-hate-our-winners faction of the Democrats is right at 50 percent.

Are there enough suicidal Democrats to let the GOP win in a Dems-only situtation like 2016?

Sure - if there's a way for the Democrats to fuck up a guaranteed win, they'll find it.

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Subject: So what if we lose Tejas?

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So what if Texas is successful in leaving? What kind of void would that leave the rest of us in?
If we did kick their ass to the curb, let's see how we'd fare. Here's some of what we'd have to give up.

1. We shed the state with the worst health care in the union. Yup, Texas is dead last.
2. Texas is on the bottom of women's health issues with the strictest anti-abortion laws. We gain there.
3. The Lone Star State has discriminatory religious beliefs. They make it a requirement to pledge belief
     in a "Supreme Being" in order to hold public office. Atheists not allowed to run.
4. Women in general are cheated out of rights, wages and their votes in Texas. A 2013 report by the
    Center for American Progress gave the state of Texas an “F” for how it treats women.
5. Texas leads and has led the country in executions, with 503 since 1976.
    Pro or anti-capital punishment, there's still too much going on there in Texas.

There's more, but you get the drift.


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Did 60 Minutes Kill Benghazi for GOP?
There never was a "Benghazi" to start with

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"I see criticism from the left where they go, 'You guys are covering a phony scandal,'"
Steve Doocy, of Fox & Friends, said two weeks ago. "60 Minutes doesn't cover phony scandals."

Sure they do.
They'll do ANYTHING for ratings.

They're not in the news business, they aren't jpournalists.
They are people in the money-making husiness and they'll do ANYTHING to make more money.

It turns out that isn't entirely true.
Before 50 Minutes's fraud was discovered, Republicans were eager to push the
whore report as evidence of the White House's incompetence in Benghazi.

The day after the Oct. 27 piece aired, the RNC put out a press release titled,
"CBS Exposes Latest Benghazi Blunders." Several Republican whores, including
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) and Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.), some of the most
fierce critics of the White House's response to Benghazi, went bat-shit crazy.

The most drastic calls to action came from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Fabulous).

The day after the 60 Minutes lies aired, Graham blasted the White House and claimed that
he was "going to block every appointment in the United States Senate until the survivors
are being made available to Congress."

So does the retraction hurt Graham's case?
Graham says no.

ha ha

What else can a whore say after the fraud was uncovered?

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Subject: Nice Reply Bart, you made me laugh...

...but you still didn't answer any of the questions.
Justin Hidy-Ho

For the record, you ask really lousy questions, but let's give them a try:

So you trust NSA/DOJ/FBI/CIA NOT to conduct widespread,
galling abuse of its surveillance power against innocent Americans?

Of course not, I'm not pro-spying anymore than I'm pro-abortion,
but that's never been the right question to ask.
People like you have to understand that this technology exists.
You might as well ask a teenage boy with X-ray glasses not to look at girls.
The right question is, "What's the punishment for ILLEGAL spying?"
When people do time for snooping, the snooping will stop.

How many people have had their lives destroyed by police abuse already?

That's another really stupid question, but you asked for an answer so I'll guess 613.

And if local cops would go this far, how much farther will the feds go to get what they want?

That's another super-stupid question, but I'll guess 74 percent farther. Am I right?
You ask such bad questions, I'm guessing you're a lawyer.

Oops! Silly me, I've got two more...
Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet, eh Big Fella?

These are the questions you accused me of ducking?

After your first question, all the others were just brain farts.
Oh, but the answer is yes, you must break eggs to make an omelet, but you knew that.

Isn't that what Dick Cheney tells himself every morning?

You're asksing me what Cheney tells himself in the morning?
How could I possibly know that?

I'm certain of it - you must be a lwwyer because only a lawyer would ask
such ineffective and useless questions and demand that they be answered.

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"Kennedy was trying to get to Castro, but Castro got to him first,"
    -- President Lyndon Johnson, 1968, to ABC News,    Link


All these fifty years, Ive never seen that quote before.

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Sane Pope = More People at Church
If he stops the child rape, it'd get even better

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If Pope Francis’ recent humanitarian statements and gestures are part of a public relations effort
to repair the ailing image of the Catholic Church, it may be working. Researchers say more than
half of Italian priests interviewed reported business was up since the new pontiff was seated.

Researcher Massimo Introvigne found that 51% of 250 priests he interviewed reported a significant
rise in church attendance since the election of the former Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio in March.

Introvigne said: “If we project those results nationally, and if only half the parishes in Italy have been
touched by the Francis effect, then we’re talking about hundreds of thousands of returnees.”

It's amazing what a little liberalism and common sense can do for business.
Who though raping kids was good for business, anyway?

"Bart, why can't you get past the rapes?"

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Democrats have a Wimp Problem
They've had that all my life

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You can say one thing for conservatives—they know what they want and they fight to get it.
Unfortunately, you can’t say the same thing for American progressives. They are wimps.
When they are not reacting to conservative initiatives, they are hardly acting at all. If it were any
more anemic, today’s “progressive movement” would cease to deserve the name, for lack of movement.

I use the term “progressive” in today’s sense, to refer to the mainstream center-left in American politics,
which overlaps almost completely with the Democratic party. Within this mainstream, there is a spectrum
from centrists like Obama and Hilary, (Should you be writing about politics if you can't spell Hillary's name?)
many of whose views would have put them on the Rockefeller Republican center-right a generation ago,
to more liberal Democrats (if that is not an oxymoron) like Elizabeth Warren. But just as most Republicans
now insist that they are conservatives, so nearly all Democrats today insist they are progressive.

Thus we can rephrase the question—why are Democrats so wimpy, while Republicans are so combative?

Yes, Democrats are wimps and they flat-out refuse to fight, unlesss they're fighting a fellow Democrat.

The only Democrats we like are the unelectable ones, like Dennis Kucinich and Ralph Nader.
ALL other Democrats are "Cheney clones" who are "not worth" fighting for.

We are a suicidal party who can't be bothered to answer the door when victory knocks.

The only time we win is when the GOP self-destructs, which, lately, is all the time.

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Subject: time traveling

Bart, so you invented a wormhole machine?
Kipp Thorne (CaTech) wrote a few lines of mathematics showing that one could
traverse a wormhole but the energy required is humongous. Also, in order to travel
into the future you need 2 wormholes, one that you send out into deep space at or
very near the speed of light and return with the second one stays behind.

Now, of course, if you found an existing wormhole (made by an advanced civilization)
you’d still need another one on or very near Earth. Otherwise, who knows where you’d end up.

So, it appears that time travel isn’t very easy to achieve. NASA does not have any plans to develop one.
Too bad actually, because chemical rockets just don’t get you very far in space.
I like todays page a lot.
StarzDust

Instead of a wormhole, we used Southwest Airlines.
I was doing preliminary research for the 2014 Colorado Freedom Fest (cough)
and I can report to you that the future is almost here and it's spec-f-ing-tacular.

I realize that those of you who already live in the future, those of you who live in civilized states
won't have much to cheer about come New Years, but those of us stuck in hopeless hellholes of
illgical religious insanity have plenty to cheer about, knowing the future is only a two-hour flight away.

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City     Link

Nobody got Last Issue's Mystery City.

I assume those are Nazi guns so, somewhere in France, maybe?


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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that's a 1950 Crosley Hot Shot,
The Crosley Car Company of Cincinnati was responsible for many automotive innovations.
The 1950 Hot Shot was the first American auto that came with 4-wheel disc and caliper brakes;
however they soon after had to recall and replace them with drum brakes.

In 1934 Powell Crosley bought the Cincinnati Baseball team and in honor of their new
financial savior the Reds renamed the ballpark from Redland Park to Crosley Field.
michaelgy

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Today's History Mystery

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

Bart, that's Curtis Mayfield, one of the great ones. He had lots of hits created some wonderful music.

One of my favorites was his arrangement of the old spiritual "Amen" used in the film "Lilies of the Field."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn6w255CGkk
Mike95

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