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Poll: Yes to Obama's Iran Deal Let's do businbess with them - save lives Link A new poll finds that Americans favor the U.S.-brokered nuclear deal with Iran — an issue on which Congress and world powers are split. According to the poll, 44 percent of Americans support the deal reached between six world powers and Iran reached over the weekend; just 22 percent oppose the deal. Reuters notes that although there is “little trust among Americans toward Iranian intentions,” Americans still hope to avoid any U.S. “military entanglements.” Even if Iran fails to honor the deal, only 20 percent of Americans surveyed in the poll want the United States to use military force against the Islamic republic; 49 percent say they would want the nation to increase sanctions, and another 31 percent believe the U.S. should continue to push for diplomacy. An overwhelming majority of Americans — 65 percent — say that unless the country is “directly threatened,” it “should not become involved in any military action in the Middle East.” Only 21 percent disagreed. The poll’s findings are good news for President Barack Obama. So, maybe Obama's streak of bad luck is over? It had to run out eventually. We should deal with Iran like we should deal with Cuba. Let's flood them with Kim and Kanye and Mylie and twerking and the Real Houswives. Let's give them rap and baggy pants and rock n roll and Camaro convertibles. Big Macs and 48 ounce cokes with 1,000 calories - let's Americanize them.. I doubt either government would last a year. BTW, you won't hear this from any Democrat, but more and more people are getting Obamacare. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obamacare Well, I'm not gonna lie. I've spent a lot of time over the last few days on the phone with Healthcare.gov and the Illinois Health Exchange. It was worth it! I've got a plan that has a deductible 10x lower than my current one, minimal co-pays for doctors, and it's CHEAPER than the one I have now which pays exactly NONE of my medical bills. Yes, I have individual insurance. The final frontier of the robber barons. THANKS, OBAMA!!!! -LucyD Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession kill your business. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Subject: It's about time! After being Senate Majority Leader for 7 years Harry Reed finally got rid of the fillibuster rule that has allowed Republicans to hold up important legislation that the majority wanted to pass. I just wish Reed had done the back then. If he had we would have a much better version of Obamacare, we could have had the rich pay their fair share 4 years earlier, and we wouldn't have had to suffer through government shutdowns. It doesn't matter to me if the Democrats had used filibusters in the past as well. The practice is just crazy and I'm glad to see it gone. Or at least partially gone. I'd like to see it killed completely. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart
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"My Husband Didn't Do It" Life's Been Cruel to Marina Oswald Link Marina Oswald heard of the assassination from the massive media coverage that commenced within minutes of the event. Marina was subsequently questioned at Dallas PD headquarters regarding her husband’s involvement in the both the assassination, and the shooting of Officer Tippit. Subsequently, Marina was under Secret Service protection while she finished her testimony before the Warren Commission. Questions about her reliability as a witness against her deceased husband were expressed within the commission. During her questioning, she implicated Lee Harvey Oswald, and said he was guilty of shooting Kennedy. In 1965, Marina married Kenneth Jess Porter with whom she has two sons and she has appeared in numerous documentaries on the Kennedy assassination. In 1989, Marina became a naturalized US citizen. Today, on the 50th anniversary of the assassination, she contends that Oswald was innocent. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Ginger or Maryann Hi Bart: Saw the pic of super-hottie Tina Louise from God's Little Acre and I was curious about one thing: Ginger? or Maryann? Me? Maryann for sure. Scott in Arizonastan I'd like to weigh in on that Bart Only
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Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: banner ads Dear Bart, The ads that go on immediately can be stopped by going to the top right hand corner of the screen and clicking—even though there is no X there! It halts the screen and you don’t have to hear the ads. I was annoyed when they first showed up, but I never would have left reading you because of it. (I am addicted to your page!) I’m just happy I found a solution and can pass it on to your other readers. Best Regards, Janet Subject: Porn in the banner ads Bart, you know, those search engines provide content based on one's browsing history. Maybe the porn your users see are the result of their engaging in that type of activity. I don't get the ads (maybe I'm surfing classier porn) Keep swinging the BIG hammer. --lizard Send e-mail to Bart "My Husband Did It" Zippy's even crazier then we thought Link George Zimmerman had five guns and more than 100 rounds of ammunition with him when deputies arrested him earlier this month on domestic violence charges. Zimmerman had a 12-gauge shotgun, an AR-15 assault rifle and three handguns when he was arrested Nov. 18 at his girlfriend's house. The girlfriend, Samantha Scheibe, told deputies that Zimmerman pointed a shotgun at her during an argument and also used it to smash her coffee table. Sinbce she was white, Zimmerman was arrested but is now free on $9,000 bail on charges of aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief. He is not allowed to have guns as a condition of his bail. He has entered a written plea of not guilty. Scheibe told deputies she asked Zimmerman to leave the house they were sharing during an argument. Scheibe said in an arrest report that he began packing his belongings, including some of the weapons, but became upset and took the shotgun out of the case. Scheibe said she was going to call police. That's when Zimmerman pointed the shotgun at her and asked if "she really wanted to do that," the warrant says. Scheibe said Zimmerman pushed her out of the house while she was dialing 911 and locked the door, barricading it with furniture and other items. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obamacare is AWESOME n Keeping your Plan/Doc Obamacare is AWESOME. I know, I'm a Certified Covered CA Insurance AGENT (not Navigator/Counselor.) I'm helping people every day get affordable insurance plans who haven't had insurance in either years, decades, or in some cases, EVER. The insurance companies are finally being forced to cover claims, play fair, insure everyone, and compete in a FAIR MARKET. The TEAGOP and the Professional Obama Haters™ can spew their lies from now until the end of time, and it's not going to matter one whit because it's already a giant success. So the website has some traffic problems. So? Everyone with a website wishes they had those kinds of problems. As for "You can keep your plan/doctor." Tell me what part of that is a lie to anyone with a functioning brainstem who lives in the real world, and understands it. Yes, you can keep your plan. Many people are. If you have a Grandfathered plan, that your Insurance Company hasn't cancelled of it's own volition, then feel free to keep it. Does the TEAGOP want the Government to pass a law stating a private company cannot discontinue a product if it wants to? Wouldn't that be a "government takeover" of private industry? If you got a plan AFTER March 2010, that wasn't ACA compliant, then your insurance company was responsible for telling you that plan was only temporary, and would be cancelled Dec 31, 2013, not the POTUS. As for keeping your Dr - Of course you can "keep" your doctor, just like you have always been able to keep them. Unless they retire, or die, or stop taking insurance, or choose to not renew their contract with any given carrier, like ALWAYS. Or again, is the TEAGOP suggesting that the Government mandate how doctors run their business? If your Employer changed your plan, then take it up with them. Or should the Government be able to tell employers they can't change what healthcare plans they offer? Or better yet, stop whining and go check out your state exchange for yourself. If your state is one of those who's GOPer Gov has been actively trying to make the ACA fail, and you don't have a state exchange website, then CALL AN INSURANCE AGENT. Most of them are certified to sell OBAMACARE. We can use what we've always used for over a century, PAPER APPLICATIONS. Tally Send e-mail to Bart Hey GOP, STFU on the Filibuster Nobody tells it like the Rude Pundit rudepundit.blogspot.com You reap what you have sown, motherfuckers. And now you get at least a year of eating shit on judges and executive branch appointees. Why? Because you were such unbelievable dickheads for the last three years and the government can't function when a minority of one house of one branch can stall everything. Frankly, this should have been done all the way in January 2009, with no exception for bills and Supreme Court justices, and then we'd have real heath care reform, Gitmo closed, and more. Just fucking stop with the outrage and the promise that you're gonna do even more evil cuntery if you ever get the majority and the presidency again. C'mon. You know and so does everyone else that, no matter if Reid went nuclear or not, you were gonna change the filibuster the first chance you got. And that's because you're dishonorable scumfuckers who won't stand to let the black man president have his way. But, no, really, go ahead and pretend that you give a shit about anything. Go ahead and pretend, as your priggish tortoise leader says, that this was about distracting from the fuck-ups of the Affordable Care Act rollout. Please, motherfuckers, please. After filibustering hundreds of bills in Obama's first couple of years, after filibustering nominee after nominee for the last five, you have the stones to act like you're the aggrieved victims here? ...and then he got graphic. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Fifty years later Fifty years ago Oresident Kennedy was killed and to this day we still don't know who did it. The official story that Oswald shot him from the 6th floor of the Texas School Book Depository defies the laws of physics. There are a lot of conspiracy theories but we don't yet have any way to determine if any of them are true. All we really know from the Zapruder film is that Kennedy was shot from the Grassy Knoll. Maybe someday we will know the truth. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Subject: We're truly weird Americans are truly funny people. Where else do you find folks who insist on getting rid of virtually every government inspector or regulator in the name of "smaller government" ... and then scream bloody murder because all of a sudden people are getting sick or being injured because "they"... which I assume means the government... either let it happen or aren't doing enough about it? First we scream because the government is there and then we scream because "somebody" wasn't there. Did it ever occur to anyone that the ones ultimately responsible for these situations just might be the ones making all the money from the conditions that help bring them about? Tom B Democrats have allowed the bullies to have their way for decades. I like having more meat inspectors and bridge inspectors. I like having fresh paint on the highway when it's raining. I like knowing chemical plants (outside of Tejas) get inspected now and then. I like knowing there's a place for a woman and her kids to go if her Republican husband beats her. I like knowing the coroner's office is fully-staffed and not running a backlog. (It would be nice if wounded soldiers didn't have to wait months for treatment.) I like knowing a cop will actually show if if I call them. They say in Detriot, cops only come in an emergency and even then, it takes an hour. Republicans want fewer regulations because they want to be free to fleece the unsuspecting. Democrats don't have the stones to tell the GOP it knock it the fuck off. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: FBI Crime Stats
Hey Bart, I love looking up data that proves racists wrong. They always say "it's easy to check" and the like and often they're correct. Like H (last issue) who cited FBI crime statistics. Well, here's a link to a chart on the FBI website that breaks down crimes by ethnicity. It proves that H is full of racist bullshit hatred. Took me ten minutes to find it. Ten minutes too many for a racist asshole like H. He probably calls himself a Christian too. Sorry for the swearing but those "people" piss me off. Steve Send e-mail to Bart
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Link Contest winner gets a DVD of "A Little Party" Subject: Wildlife contest Bart, that is a Peacock Spider - Click Here to watch him dance Geoff C Congrats to Geoff, the Contest winner! Send e-mail to Bart Is Assange off the Hook?
Link WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange runs little risk of being charged in the United States for having published hundreds of thousands of classified documents, The Washington Post reported Tuesday, citing unnamed US officials. Assange's lawyer Barry Pollack noted the report but told AFP that the Justice Department has made no formal statement. Assange "would welcome a formal and unequivocal statement from the Department of Justice that it has not brought charges against him," Pollack said. Assange has been holed up in the Ecuadoran embassy in London since June 2012 to escape extradition to Sweden to face questioning in two sexual assault cases. The Post, however, said the Justice Department has all but concluded it will not bring charges against Assange, even though a grand jury investigating the massive leak remains impaneled. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: re: anti-white-sentiment Bart, There are many statements I find repugnant in these sort of racist raves, but there is one strain that burns my butt more than any of the others: the references to slavery having been generations in the past. I believe that you spent your youth, as did I, in North Carolina in the '60's. I little doubt that you remember the separate entrance to the colored movie theater balcony, the separate colored schools with outdated textbooks that had been discharged from the white schools, the unspoken superiority/deference on the streets, etc. Bart we are not old men (or so I tell myself) and if these offenses against humanity seem fresh to you and me, imagine how they burn in the hearts of those who were oppressed and their progeny. Lee Send e-mail to Bart Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Nobody got Melinda Culea from 1983's A-Team. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link Bart - I’ve seen this vista while on approach to O’Hare in Chicago…lived there 12 years… That’ the beautiful Lake Shore Drive which veers around near Navy Pier and the Lake area. You can barely make our McCormack Place – and the Hancock Building near the Pier…Great shot… Tony Mac in FLA Send e-mail to Bart Only
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Name the Mystery Car Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that's a 1940 Cadillac LaSalle. Paul in VA Bart, this is a lot tougher than it looks; I'm torn between two, but I'm going to go with 1940 Cadillac Series 62, rather than the Cadillac LaSalle model. All the LaSalles I have seen have "suicide doors." michaelgy My info says 1940 LaSalle Series 52 Torpedo. Is this the car Archie Bunker had? "Gee, our old LaSalle ran great" How could Archie afford a Cadillac? Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link Bart, that would be the gate to the "Magic Kingdom" (Disneyland) under construction in Anaheim, California in 1954. My grandmother and great uncle took me there in 1955, and at the ripe old age of 11 I was able to drive a little car around "Autopia". No seatbelt, no guide rail, totally like driving on the LA freeway. Michael R. C. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donations Bartcop.com has become like a store at the mall. Humor can get us thru the worst of times
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