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Turkey Day-Monday, Nov 28-Dec 2, 2013 Vol 3161 - Snowman down

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	Bitch: Hey GOP, Knock It Off
	Chris Christie Breaks Out
	ACA Site Fixed, Obama Still Black
	Racist Names for Dinesh D'Souza
	Pizza Hut Fires Nice Manager
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Bitch: Hey GOP, Knock It Off
He says Baggers giving GOP a "bad name"

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Sen. Mitch the Bitch (R-Ky.) smacked down a segment of conservatives, calling for
establishment Republicans to stand their ground.

McConnell says a cadre of Republicans watched October's government shutdown happen,
despite a desire to prevent such an event from going forward.

“There were people who were basically afraid of [conservatives], (He means Teabaggers) frankly.”
“It’s time for people to stand up to this sort of thing.”

McConnell specifically singled out the Senate Conservatives Fund -- a group that's primarying him.
The Bitch said that groups of that nature are "giving conservatism a bad name."

“What they do is mislead their donors into believing the reason that we can’t get as good an outcome
as we’d like to get is not because of a Democratic Senate and a Democratic president, but because
Republicans are insufficiently committed to the cause — which is utter nonsense," McConnell said.

I was prepared to say, "The Bitch finally shows some sanity and is calling for the GOP to get sane,"
but he's just scared of losing to the Teabagger who's running against him in the primary.

Why won't any Rethugs stand up and do what's right for their party?.

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Subject: Corporations now have religious rights?

The Supreme Court decided to take up the issue to consider whether a company can refuse
to provide contraceptive care to female employees on the grounds that doing so would violate
its religious freedom. Really?

To be decided is if a corporation, and artificial person, can assert a religious right to worship
and artificial deity and deny real women who are real people birth control coverage in the real world.
Are you kidding me?

I am a Realist. My temple is the universe. Reality is my God. If we let the unreal have dominion
over the real then at some point the angry hand of Darwin will strike us down and punish us with
extinction, which is excommunication from the real world. I think it's time we set aside the artificial
world and put reality first. We need to live in right relationship with reality.

If we don't the universe is going to leave us behind.
Marc Perkel

If the Whore Court rules that people don't have to obey laws they disagree with,
can we withhold our taxes next time a Republican chooses to drag us into a war?

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Subject: JFK - What we do know

Dear Bart:
I, for one, will not let the guilty off the hook by sharing Perkel’s defeatist attitude.

We know that George H.W. Bush was a significant conspirator. Russ Baker, and others have proven it
beyond any doubt. We know that the autopsy photos and x-rays are forgeries, made of composites taken
from two different brains, one of which was not JFK’s. ( The US government official in charge of reviewing
and releasing assassination records admitted this in 1998 and explained that they were forged in order to
conceal the true nature of a large exit wound at the back of JFK’s skull.) We know that the botched
autopsy and the phony photos and x-rays were conducted and created under the careful direction of US
Military leaders. We know that Arlen Specter could not possibly have believed the magic bullet theory that he created.

We know that two of the “hobos” caught trying to escape the Grassy Knoll were E. Howard Hunt and Frank Sturgis,
CIA operatives with a long history as loyal Bush Family operatives. Hunt, in fact, helped GHW Bush frame Nixon
for Watergate( see Family of Secrets by Russ Baker for conclusive proof.)

We also know that the fatal head shot came from the triple overpass, not the Grassy Knoll.
(Researcher Harrison Livingston proved this with his research in the 1990’s.)

We may not know who pulled the trigger but we do have names of several people involved with the execution
and the cover-up. (Harry Connick Sr. was also clearly involved in the destruction of evidence and other cover-up activities.)

With Perkel’s attitude we could end up with another President Bush.
Jim W

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Chris Christie Breaks Out
But the GOP HATES him and will not elect him

From CNN

A new poll shows that there may be an early frontrunner in the 2016 race.

The poll says Chris Christie has jumped to the front of the pack. Christie now leads the rest
of the field by 7 percentage points. And Christie has broken away from Paul Ryan. In an earlier poll,
Christie and Ryan were virtually tied, with Christie at 17% and Ryan at 16%.

And if Hillary doesn't run, Biden would be the clear frontrunner for the Dems.

This is still working perfectly.
Christie can't win. The vulgar Pigboy and FOX News will beat him to death.
And Paul Ryan, the guy who wants to kill Social Security, is also dead in the water.

The GOP is chock-full of can't-win crazies and that's good news for Democrats and America.

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Subject: Ginger or Maryann

I'd like to weigh in on that Bart.
WAS - IS and ALWAYS WILL BE Mary Ann
COOPAH

Bart, it's Maryanne for sure.
I don't care for slutty Ginger.
YMMV, of course.
Rick P

Bart;
Mary Ann,
DavidW

Ginger had those sexy gowns, but when Maryann
got on that bicycle to make electricity,.......Woof!
- HotRod

Mary Ann
Frank B

Dear Bart,
I always preferred Mrs. Howell, I'm not kidding.
John in Cambridge

You just want Thurston's money :)

Mary Ann all day and, even better, all night long!!
Paul in Boca

Maryann for sure
Jeff in Akron

Is that even a serious question? Mary Ann!
Ken

Ginger or Maryann?
I gotta go with MaryAnn
Roger

I am a Mary Ann type of guy.
Bruce W

A guy would want to sleep around with Ginger,
but he'd want to marry Mary Ann.
John P

Maryann in a heartbeat,
TRAA151

Bart
Scott from AZ is comparing Tina Louise and Dawn Wells.
For a true Ginger/Mary Ann-off, you have to compare the characters Ginger and Mary Ann.
For me, the action is with Ginger. Va-Va-Voom!
Mark in Morehead City, NC

I would imagine Ginger would be the smarter one,
having to deal with Hollywood sharks all the time.

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Subject: New "auto playing" ad and some nice words

Hi Bart ,
I have been reading BC since the late 90's. I have even sent money a few times .
I get you trying to make a living and support you doing so . Auto play ads rub me
the wrong way , a major wrong way. But , how difficult is it for me to push the
pause button or turn my volume down? Not very , and certainly not enough to
make me quit reading one of my oldest and most favorite sites .

You going on hold til 2018 would suck, but I would remember you ,
your politics and your sense of humor.
Be safe and wise !
Rev.

Rev, thanks for thqat.
One big problem is that I'm in the opinion business. Say I have 10,000 readers:

I lose 10 for taking Trayvon's side.

I lose 10 for not being a Cowboys fan.

I lose 10 for taking Obama's side in the NSA mess.

I lose 10 for not taking Edward Snowden's side.

After 16 years of that, I've managed to piss off everybody
at least once and once they're gone, many stay gone.

I need to figure out how to be all things to all people.

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Screen grab from my mailbox

THIS is why Americans get nothing but bullshit from their "news" organizations.
The "news" is brought to us by the bastards at BIG OIL and BIG PHARM and they want you kept in the dark.

Watch tonight's network news - doesn't matter which one.
The news is brought to you by BIG OIL and BIG PHARM and the Banksters.

As long as they're deciding which stories you'll get, you'll be lied to.

Plus, it's even worse than that - here's how.
I DVR'd Friday's NBC News and it was DISGUSTING.

Their TOP story was the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, brought to you by NBC.
The fact that Macy's had another parade for the 90th year in a row is hardly news,
but NBC News isn't in the news business any more than 60 Minutes is in the truth business.

Of course, NBC News had their top people out there whoring the parade, which means
the guy who tells us what Spiderman's likes most about Thanksgiving is the same truthless
bastard who will give us medical updates when the president gets shot?

Why can't they get non-news people to whore that parade?
Did Walter Cronkite ever interview Mickey f-ing Mouse?
Why can't they build a wall between news and bullshit?

NBC News then explained that the Obama's had NINE kinds of pie - is that news?
Then they did a segment on the soldiers getting turkey - again - that's not news.
Then they explained how a lot of people went shopping last Friday - this is not news.
Next, NBC News will explain that the sun goes down every night and it gets f-ing dark.

Then they talked about how awful Obamacare was. Then more propaganda
from BIG PHARM. offering you "cures" for diseases YOU DON'T HAVE.

Sidebar:
You can't watch ANY cable news show without getting constant commercials for f-ing catheters.
They explain in great detail how easy the tube goes in and out - and with fewer urinary infections!

Then a Walmart commercial, saying Walmart is NOT the rotten sweat shop their employees say it is.
Then more lies from BIG PHARM.
Then more lies from the Banksters.

After the break, they talked about how great it is to have slightly cheaper oil prices
and all it cost us was more earthquakes and tons of poison in our water supply.
This crook explained how lucky we were to have fracking.

Then another commercial from another oil company. Then more lies from BIG PHARM.
Then another set of bankster lies, then another pack of lies from BIG PHARM.

Finally, a Chevy commercial, which I like.
I'd rather have my news paid for by Chevy and Coca-Cola than BIG OIL and BIG PHARM.

After more commercials, an "exclusive" with Eldrick's beard, Lindsay Vonn, who, coindidentally
will be in the Olympics which, you guess it, is brought to you by the whores at NBC.

NBC's parade, NBC's dog show, NBC's Olympics - is there ANY news on the f-ing news?
More lies from BIG PHARM, a cereal ad and then more BIG PHARM. Then MORE BIG PHARM.

Do you know what the most often repeated phrase is on the news?
It's "When we come back..." and "Coming up next..." because it's almost ALL commercials.

Isn't it great when BIG OIL sponsors the news?

Then they did a looooong segment on the f-ing Dog Show, of course, seen on NBC.
They ended with MORE talk about the Thanksgiving Parade on NBC and the Dog Show on NBC.

There's no news on the news, it's all right-wing propaganda and self-promotion.

...but if you read bartcop.,com you knew that years ago.

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Walmart, admitting their employees can't make it on Walmart wages.

BTW, how can they enjoy Thanksgiving dinner
if they're forced to work on Thanksgiving?

ACA Site Fixed, Obama Still Black
Moonie Times weighs in with False Reporting

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Skeptical Republicans and hopeful Democrats alike brushed aside the glowing report card on repairs
to HealthCare.gov, with lawmakers on both sides acknowledging the Black guy has tougher work ahead.
The Department of Health and Human Services said Sunday that it met the Dec. 1 deadline.

Jeff Zients, a management consultant tapped by the White House to oversee the repair effort, said traffic
on HealthCare.gov has increased.

“HealthCare.gov, on Dec. 1, is night and day from where it was on Oct. 1,” Mr. Zients said.
But lawmakers — even Democrats — were wary.

“Clearly, the rollout has been a disaster, and it’s still a work in progress,” says traitor Evan Bayh,
on “Fox Whore Sunday.”

I have some news for you, Sunshine.
Obama's STILL going to be Black when everyone has health care and the GOP can't change that.

As the days go by, let's see if we can pinpoint the exact date where the Fascist bastards STOP
calling it "Obamacare" and instead, start using "ACA" to keep Obama's name off the success story.

But they're in more trouble than ever.

People ARE getting affordable health care for the first goddamn time in their lives and they love it.
Sure, the racists will locate someone, somewhere who didn't get as good a deal as they wanted
but the majority are going to be happy and they'll remember how hard the GOP worked to prevent
American families from saving their children's lives, the sons of bitches.

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Subject: Del Castillo!

bart, I am listening to Del Castillo today, moving, and using up some Thanksgiving calories.
I can't thank you enough for introducing me to this, my favorite dance music.
The brothers, the group, make amazing music and energy.
Roberta, the Missouri Grandma

If you like great guitar playing, you have to like Del Castillo.

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Racist Names for Dinesh D'Souza
Nobody tells it like the Rude Pundit

rudepundit.blogspot.com

Obama-hating pusbag Dinesh D'Souza tweeted this today: "I am thankful this week when I remember
that America is big enough and great enough to survive Grown-Up Trayvon in the White House!"
Out of the blue. Apropos of nothing other than D'Souza's lousy sense of humor. Needless to say,
some people were upset that D'Souza essentially said that Obama was nothing more than a
hoodie-wearing thug who ought to be shot for looking black and suspicious.

You know, if you're gonna make a racist joke, at least make it funny. To wit, here's a list of things
someone could call Dinesh D'Souza, with full awareness that this is totally racist and inappropriate
and you should probably stop reading here if you are easily offended by such things, even if it is done
with a sense of ironic self-awareness of the implicit racism contained in the eff...okay, here they are:
1. Grown-up Hadji
2. Anti-Gandhi
3. Dumbdog Millionaire
4. Sri Dickna
5. Gunga Dim

That's enough. Racist jokes are easy and worthless. Also, basically, fuck that guy.

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Subject: We Know Who Killed Kennedy

Since your little friend Marc Perkel is wondering aloud who *really* killed JFK,
perhaps he can also wonder aloud who *really* killed Officer J.D. Tippit on that day.

Because it was, you know, the same asshole: LEE HARVEY OSWALD.
Ari

So, you believe the official government story?

JFK is the same story as RFK, which is the same story as 9-11.
All we know for sure is that we're being lied to.

Anyone who's certain they know the truth about these crimes
wants to believe the government would never lie.

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"Kept at it, and called the DC Health Link help line. They called back a few hours later,
and after re-starting the process on the website two more times, I just heard from DC
Health Link that I have been successfully enrolled."
-- Speaker Boehner, saying Obamacare works if you put a little effort into it Link

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Subject: a joke for you

A man was walking in a Catholic neighborhood and passed a small boy
sitting on the steps outside his door and crying profusely.

The man ask the boy,”Why are you crying?”.

The little boy said, “Me Mum died this morning!”.

“Would you like me to call a priest?” asked the man.

The boy said “No, I can’t think about sex at a time like this!”

Thanks to Jay B

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Subject: Porn in your Ads?

Bart,

There's PORN in your ads? Where?
DAMN, late to the party AGAIN!!!
Ken

I've had 3-4 people tell me one sees porn ads because
Google knows what you've been searching for.

I haven't seen anything on my site that you couldn't show on network TV.

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Beautiful Nature Picture

Today's Mystery City

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link

Hi Bart,
That's Perth in Western Australia

Kings Park is in the centre with the Swan River flowing south into the Indian Ocean,
and the University of Western Australia is at the bottom left of the shot
Cheers mate
Colin

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that's a 1957 Lincoln Premiere, the car which became 1966's original TV Batmobile.
michaelgy

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Today's History Mystery

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

Bart, in 1948, a cancer-stricken Babe Ruth donated an original manuscript of his autobiography
to Yale University. He presented the gift in an on-field ceremony at Yale Field, where he was
greeted by the Bulldogs’ baseball team captain, young George H.W. Bush.
Michael R. C.

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