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"If we're going to kick everyone off TV who thinks black people were happier during segregation, how will conservatives get their news?" -- LOLGOP in a tweet Send e-mail to Bart The GOP had a Terrible 2013 by LOLGOP Link By key Republican metrics, 2013 was a banner year for the president. Instead of noting this, Republicans are celebrating their success at helping to turn public opinion against President Obama in his fifth year in office. After years of trying to conjure a scandal for this White House, Republicans were even eager to attack the president from the left on Syria and government surveillance. The right-wing media amplified the complaints of the small group of “anti-war” Republicans not because they were rejecting the warmongering and abuses of power of the Bush administration, but to score points against a man they despise for beating them soundly — twice. This specious strategy became obvious when the administration’s sudden progress toward disarming Syria — and Iran — was met with silence or the sorry trope of “appeasement.” Regardless, the president did the most damage to himself this year with the launch of HealthCare.gov, which shook the nation’s confidence as it sputtered and crashed for two whole, crucial months. Now that the site is working for most people and millions have signed up for health insurance, Republicans are hoping they’ll be able to make 2014 about the failings of Obamacare. The chances of another HealthCare.gov-sized fiasco are minimal, so the focus will be on making the inevitable troubling anecdotes of reform drown out the droves of people with health coverage for the first time in years—or their lives. Send e-mail to Bart I assume his handicap is mental... Racist Duck Man Risks $500M Exactly how much does he hate Blacks and Gays? Link The gay-bashing “Duck Dynasty” family and A&E have lots of reasons to resolve the controversy sparked by the racist's comments about gays: almost $500 million in fact. Robertson, the rich Republican elitist, was suspended indefinitely last week by A&E after telling GQ magazine that homosexuals were akin to adulterers, the greedy, drunkards and swindlers and would not “inherit the kingdom of God.” His comments and suspension put at risk a show that has exploded in popularity since it first began airing in March 2012. “Duck Dynasty” has generated $400 million in merchandise sales. The show has produced almost $80 million in advertising sales for A&E this year through September. “‘Duck Dynasty’ is A&E’s biggest revenue generator and major viewer franchise,” said Porter Bibb. “America believes in second acts,” he added, predicting Robertson “will be given another chance.” Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Don Seigelman Bart, you are correct that this case is just the dirty bastard Republicans and their false outrage at Don. They couldn't beat him at the polls and had to resort to lies. If Don is guilty of what they accused him of then EVERY politician is also guilty. Rove and the other Bush Bastards were complicit in this and Democrats have not been heard from. He is a good man who has been terribly wronged and I hope people begin to help him!! Lou Send e-mail to Bar Dozens will see it! Advertise with Bartcop.com, Two days just $35 One week just $70 America is coming back Get back in business! Advertise on bartcop.com Gay Marriage in Dark Red Utah? The Rude Pundit makes sense of it Link On Friday, in a surprise decision that made the bones of Brigham Young reach for his scalping knife, Judge Robert Shelby ruled that Utah's 2004 voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional. He did so without a trial because, as his decision makes clear, why the fuck bother? Is there really anything new to add to the argument? Does someone have evidence that gay dudes marrying is a secret conspiracy to castrate the straights? No? Then, to paraphrase Shelby, "Go fuck yourselves instead of fucking with the rights of others." County clerks around the state started issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples, and there was much muff-diving and cock-gobbling in celebration, especially after Sunday, when a federal appeals court refused to issue a stay of the decision. Damn, I'll bet f-ing Utah gets legal pot before Oklahoma does. Send e-mail to Bart
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Palin's Wall between Church & State by Gene Lyons The Alaskan babbler Link We have just enough religion to make us hate,” wrote Jonathan Swift, “but not enough to make us love one another.” A lifelong religious controversialist, the 18th-century Irish satirist definitely knew whereof he wrote. After all, it’s fewer than 20 years since Protestants and Catholics in Northern Ireland quit dynamiting each other’s gathering places. Even here in the United States, it often seems that picking fights over religion increases during the Christmas season. If anything, claiming to be persecuted while expressing contempt for others’ belief appears on the rise. And, no, I’m not talking only about the annual invocation of paranoid triumphalism Fox News calls the “War on Christmas.” Nor even about noted theologian Rush Limbaugh assailing Pope Francis as a “Marxist” for criticizing the tyranny of markets and the worship of money. Because Jesus was all about capital formation and tax cuts for the wealthy. Everywhere you look, somebody’s insulting somebody else’s religion. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Gov. Jindal and Phil Robertson Bart, you just know Phil Robertson calls The Guv a “Sand nigger”. Kevin in Portland Of course he does - his church teaches him to hate. Send e-mail to Bart Cowboy Romo out for the Season Millstone removed for BIG game Sunday Link Dallas Cowboys fans who have complained about butterfingers Tony Romo are about to find out how bad it might get without him. ha ha Romo is out for the season with a back injury, according to ESPN. The Cowboys play the Eagles at home this Sunday night with the NFC East championship on the line, but will have to go with Kyle Orton at quarterback. Orton has just 15 attempts over the last two seasons with the Cowboys. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Massive effort to free Dad needs your support Bart: you probably have millions of people bugging you to push something on your page all the time. as reluctant and as mortified as i am to be 'that guy,' i think this is a really worthy cause. hell, for all i know, YOU were the one to educate me about this american's life in the first place! i'm sure you've heard of Don Siegelman. he's been a bright light in alabama state politics for many years - and for all the right reasons. ...until the '02 election, that is. he was hounded by filthy right wing scum from the bush "administration" with trumped up, bullshit charges, notably by that cockroach karl rove. i guess his only real crime is not being a dirty, mindless fascist during the bush years. siegelman is a good guy who was at the wrong place at the wrong time - NOTHING more. and he and his family have paid for it having to watch this poor bugger sit for two years of his life in some shithole american prison. 'course, even under those conditions the guy bears up under it with the utmost grace and humility. this is a travesty - hell, it's a fucking disgrace. (it makes my blood pressure blow a bloody safety valve AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!!) --that these rat bastards can just flush a good man's life down the dunny without the slightest consequences. anyway, he's got this devoted daughter who fights like the devil to get some justice. all she asks is that people who use social media (not me, unfortunately, but hopefully this makes up for it) to spread the word. i don't know what it would take to put a little blurb on your page, but if you could see your way clear, i know I would be happy and proud to see it. https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/3762-help-us-get-our-dad-back either way, thanks, bart. -G Why haven't elected Democrats done more to help this guy? Send e-mail to Bart If "Christians" really believed in the Bible, they'd avoid great wealth for just this reason. But they don't so they don't.
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