Letter Nine

From: info@edole2000.org

>Subject: News Update!

>Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999
 

>Good afternoon!

>I just wanted to share this great Associated Press article from today's paper with you.
>We moved from last to first (not counting you-know-who) in fundraising this quarter.

>Thanks again for all your help!

http://www.charlotte.com/observer/local/pub/011359.htm

>Elizabeth Dole
 
 

Gee, Liz,

Did you read that review before you sent it out?
The Charlotte Observer didn't seem to like you very much...

Also, are you selling your subscription list?
Since your last message, I've gotten e-mail like this every hour:

Subject: Get Down & Dirty Rodeo Style!

HI! IM SANDY, IM 5'3" WITH LONG BROWN HAIR WHICH
I WEAR IN PIGTALES. I WEIGH 115 POUNDS AND MY
SKIN IS LIKE CARAMEL, MY EYES ARE EMRALD GREEN.
AND I'M ALL SHAVED AND TIDY WHERE YOU LIKE IT.
NOW, COME AND SEE WHAT US TEXANS DO BEST!!!!

http://3490295941
 
I'll have you know, Mrs. Dole, that I'm a happily married man!!
Are you hanging around with Dick Stone again?
Don't you even care what you're doing to your husband's memory?
I don't appreciate e-mail like that, I'm very surprised at you, Mrs. Dole.
Tell Dick Stone to hit the road, or you're going to lose this election.

...and stop giving out my e-mail to your "new friends."
 

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