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“The world applauded us when we had a paper
agreement with North Korea.
Where is it today?
The world applauded us when Clinton
made this famous deal with Ehud Barak and Arafat,
and where are we today?
In fact, the world applauded Oslo, another
piece of paper.
Oh, the world loved us then!
The world loved us in Bosnia and Kosovo,
too.
The world loved us in all these places
where Bill Clinton took us with paper and nothing else.”
-- the vulgar Pigboy
Hey, Rush - we had peace and prosperity
under Clinton.
You can credit him, or "some piece of paper,"
or the Sun god or the letter "L."
but we had peace and prosperity when we
had the leader we elected..
Under the Unelected Simpleton, we have war,
recession, despair, bankruptcy
and the general feeling that America's
best days are behind us.
Iraqis
now linked to Oklahoma bombing
Click
Here
Excerpt:
The FBI is under pressure from the highest
political levels in Washington
to investigate suspected links between
Iraq and the Oklahoma bombing.
According to Bush, Saddam had MLK killed in Memphis, he also caused
the San Fransisco
earthquake in 1906 and provided the revolver Kristen used to
shoot JR in Dallas.
I'm gonna
get that oil!
Daddy and
Unka Dick said so.
It's mine,
alllll mine!
Nobody
can stop me!
U.S. Still Selling Oil to North Korea
Excerpt:
The Bush administration allowed a previously
scheduled delivery of heavy fuel oil to
North Korea last week after the Pyongyang
government admitted it was violating an arms
control agreement by trying to build a
nuclear bomb, administration officials said yesterday.
Nothing will stop the crooked and greedy Oil Administration from earning.
CrimQuips
Excerpt:
The difference between Iraq's alleged desire
to possess weapons of mass destruction
and North Korea's admission that it is
well on the way to having them is simple: should
something go wrong with Iraq's weapons
it could damage oil fields whereas North
Korea's most likely would only harm Asians.
Jim Inhofe = Lying bastard
Oklahoma's premier embarrassment, Jimmy Pissquik, is running an
ad
that says he's doing his best to get the economy moving and "protect
Social Security."
He is a damned liar.
His friend, the Unelected Usurper, is raiding Social Security.
He's keeping half and giving half to his big oil contributors.
Of course, the media whores would never call him on it,
and whoever his Democratic opponent is is too damn "polite" to
mention it.
The sons of bitches are stealing from the elderly and nobody mentions it?
I need a drink.
Quotes
“Most senior citizens didn't lose
all
their money in the stock market."
-- Rush's morning
update, explaining why Bush isn't as bad as we think
If the Bush Adminsitration can't find bin Laden,
If the Bush Adminsitration can't find the anthrax killer,
If the Bush Adminsitration can't find mad bomber Eric Rudolph,
If the Bush Adminsitration can't find the DC sniper,
...how the hell do they expect to find Saddam in a country the size of Texas?
Or is the plan to steal the oil and then say "Saddam's probably dead - he doesn't concern me..."
Consumer Consumption
Momma, get my gun!
The Freedom
From Religion Foundation’s 25th Annual Convention
will be in San Diego at the Westin Horton Plaza,
Nov. 22-24, 2002. Speakers will include Michael Newdow of the
“under god” case,
and Julia Sweeney from Saturday Night Live. Registration information
is available Here:
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I wish Bush was lying about sex
Instead, he's lying about why we need to go to war.
He's lying about what happened to the 5 trillion missing from
Social Security.
He's lying about tax cuts, and who's getting them.
He's lying about what really happened on September 11th.
He's lying about his motives for merging government and religion.
He's lying about bin Laden.
He's lying about Saddam.
He's lying about the Enron boys killing the Japanese kids with
that submarine.
He's lying about Bill Clinton every day of his stolen presidency.
He's lying about national security.
He's lying about setting a "new tone" in Washington.
He's lying about being qualified to do the job as president.
He's lying about Kennyboy Lay and the whole Enron mess.
He's lying about his 'Martha Stewart' stock fraud at Harken.
He's lying about the billions his crime family is funneling thru
Halliburton.
He's lying about North Korea, holding back that information for
political purposes.
He's lying about not being poll-driven.
He's lying about the stock market being "on the road to recovery."
He's lying about being the decision maker in the White House.
He's lying about being sober since he was 40 (You've seen that
wedding video?)
He's lying about "doing my best to avoid war with Iraq."
He's lying about Karl Rove's role in the upcoming war.
He's lying about "We only do what's good for the American people"
He's lying about tax cuts being essential during good times and
bad.
I sure wish he was lying about sex, instead.
Huck
vs. 'The Torch': Talented and Gifted
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
That doesn't include SUV leases or $70,000
worth of furniture the
Huckabees claimed until their benefactor
decided to say it was a gift for
the Governor's Mansion. It doesn't count
airline tickets, nor Mrs. Petulant's
frequent use of State Police aircraft for
out of state expeditions with friends.
It doesn't list the pizzas and panty hose
allegedly paid for with Governor's
Mansion funds. It doesn't tell how Huckabee
lined his pockets by paying
himself and Janet as "consultants" to his
own campaign.
Remember the "Rainbow man" who went to all the big sporting events?
He carried a "John 3:16" sign and always seemed to get the seat
behind home plate
so you couldn't help but notice him and his sign.
According to Paul Harvey (R-Horse Molester) he was in a hotel
somewhere
and took a maid hostage and now he's doing life in prison.
Who's lying?
This is from the current Talkers Magazine online:
"While Dr. Laura's nationwide numbers are not
what they were four years ago,
[ha ha - That's
around the time she sold her soul and turned ditto-monkey)
she continues (at press time)
to command the second largest audience in the entire industry.
(Rush Limbaugh is number one.)"
But Hannity.com claims that's not true:
"Talkers Magazine has released its list of
Top Talk Hosts in America, and have
moved Sean Hannity up from 4th to 2nd
place, right behind Rush Limbaugh."
So - who's lying?
Quotes
"One thing I can give George W. Bush, he is
at least smarter than anyone who voted for him."
--Rack Jite,
rackjite.com
This
segment is rated either R or X
It's a frank discussion of America's most popular TV show's
last episode
...and don't come whining later that it was "too frank."
It's the most popular comedy on TV, OK?
Quotes
"There needs to be a focused, coalition effort
in the region against peace --
...I mean, against terror for peace."
-- the stupidest man in Crawford,
Texas
My
Bartfest report
by Allyson
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Quotes
"North Korea cannot be allowed to develop a
nuclear bomb.
We have to be very firm about it."
- - Big
Dog, "Meet the Whore," Nov. 7, 1993
Quotes
“Hope I die before I turn into Pete Townshend...”
-- Kurt Cobain
Housekeeping
Do I owe anyone anything?
If you're waiting for me to do something, I need a reminder.
I have the feeling some of the spinning plates have fallen...
Two things Bush can't handle - peace and pretzels
Pataki
Camp Gets Stoned
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
The uplifting part of this story is Mr.
Stone’s endgame strategy—a direct challenge to the
Governor over his failure to reform the
state’s draconian drug-sentencing statutes, as he has
promised to do ever since his first inauguration
in 1995. Year after year, Mr. Pataki has
proclaimed his intention to reduce or eliminate
prison sentences for nonviolent, minor narcotics
offenders, and to offer treatment as an
alternative. Every year, he has either done nothing or
done the opposite, by cutting treatment
funding and building more prison cells.
Despite what Bush says to protect his image
FBI
Still Considers bin Laden a Top Ten Fugitive
Eric Rudolph (R-GA) is another right-winger Bush can't locate.
Subject: PROOFREAD, DAMNIT!
From: Kenneth Rudd
You wrote:
> Before he was installed, our biggest problem was how to spend the deficit.
HOW DO YOU SPEND A DEFICIT?!
IT'S CALLED PROOFREADING, GODDAMNIT! LOOK
INTO IT!
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MAKING US DEMOCRATS
LOOK STUPID?
AND DON'T GIVE THAT LAME EXCUSE, "I NEED
A STAFF." ANY IDIOT KNOWS
THE DIFFERENCE! AND, NO, I DON'T GIVE A
GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION!
I ALSO DON'T SUFFER FOOLS, EITHER!
A SOON TO BE EX-FAN, IF YOU KEEP THIS DUMBASS
SHIT UP!
Hey, asshole, what's it like to be perfect?
It's called a mistake - you've never made one?
Where's your daily web page that I can scour for absolute
perfection?
This page gets put together at 60 miles per hour.
It's the only way a new page can be published every day.
Real writers like Joe Conason and Gene Lyons have seven days
to create a column.
And who knows - they might even have an editor look at their
work before they publish.
I could cut back to one column a week and do a much better job.
...and who taught you to send e-mail in all caps?
Your Momma?
I think you need to go have sex with yourself, Sparky.
Quotes
"‘Our Country, right or wrong...'
Have you not perceived
that that phrase is an insult to the nation?"
- - Mark Twain
Looks
like we have another new subversive at bartcop.com
Attention
- this is Field Marshall Ashcroft!
I
need a secret torture helicopter dispatched right away.
Pick
up this Twain fella and torture his genitals till he talks.
The
‘great’ Republican record since
Bush
& Co. stole the White House
by Jackson Thoreau
Excerpt:
Here is the "great" job Republicans like
you and U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison and
U.S. Rep. Dick Armey and Bush and Cheney
and others have done since y’all – as we
say in Texas - stole the White House in
late 2000:
* Unemployment
has risen from 4 percent to 6 percent, while under Democratic
President Bill Clinton, unemployment went
down from 7 percent to 4 percent.
On Saturday October 26th, 2002 Radio Left will broadcast
The Marches to Stop the War in Iraq Before It Starts live from
Washington DC and San Francisco.
Washington DC coverage will begin at 11:00 AM EST and San Francsico
coverage will begin
at approximately 2:00PM EST. For details go to www.RadioLeft.com
Join Lou Posner in Washington, D. C., Jamie Murray in San Francisco,
with Geoff Staples and
David Taffet in the Radio Left studios for this important event.
To listen, simply go to
www.RadioLeft.com
and click the "On Air" icon at the top right of the Radiio Left homepage.
These rallies are expected to attract more people than any peace demonstrations since Vietnam.
Sniping
for Bushonomics
by Al Martin
Excerpt:
When the sniper is caught, they'll claim
that it's because of the use of this equipment,
which will then garner further support
for the overturning of Posse Comitatus,
which will come at a time that the Bush
Administration regains control of Congress.
.
Zomar is a very bad man.
Report: Saddam hurt and angry with George W Bush
Video
proves 9-11 attack was no surprise
by Jared Israel of emporers-clothes.com
Excerpt:
According to the official account, Andrew
Card whispered that a second plane had hit
the World Trade Center and there was a
national emergency.
Here's how Bush described that moment at a California Town Hall meeting January 5th:
"Andy Card came and said, 'America is under attack.'" (1)
If his Chief of Staff tells the President
the country is under attack, the President would discuss it.
He would ask questions. Demand more
information. Leave the room. Meet with advisers.
Do *something*. But Bush just sat there.
The Chief of Staff is the President's *employee*.
If he tells the President, "America is under attack"
the President would *give him orders.*
But Bush said nothing - not one word. And Andy Card
didn't wait for instructions; he rushed
away.
Note: The link to this story is at work.
I will upload it as soon as I get there.
If that's not good enough, you'll have to
fire off a pissy e-mail to me using ALL CAPS.
The Pieman
Quotes
"Real wars are not metaphors _ they have a
beginning and an end_
But the war declared by the Bush administration
will never end.
That is one sign that it is not a war,
but, rather, a mandate
for expanding the use of American power."
--Susan Sontag
Take my day job - please!
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