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1787 - Fake War Heroes
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Quotes
"This debate should be taken more seriously
than to simply retreat
into catchy political slogans that
debase the seriousness of war."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-LessNazithenSome),
Link
Comments?
Win One
for Gipper Khameini
by Ivan Leland as seen on consortiumnews.com
Link
Excerpt:
Cheney [demands] vigorous U.S. action against
any possible terrorist threat even if it is only one percent likely.
The thinking supposedly is that the nation is
better off safe than sorry when confronting potential risks, such as
terrorists with dangerous weapons.
The fallacy of the doctrine, however, is that
since almost all threats are at least one percent likely -- which would
include those that are 99 percent unlikely --
the United States is compelled to dispatch the military around the
world chasing after an endless series of potential
one-percent threats.
The other problem with Cheney's doctrine is that
by eliminating a one-percent threat somewhere in the world,
the United States might strengthen one of that
country's rivals, thus creating a potentially more dangerous threat,
which must then be confronted.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
the Internet
Comments?
Quotes
"Why are the Democrats so conservative on this
war?
Is money steering the Democratics to
a more conservative position on the war?
I don't hear 200 Democrats out there
talking against the war the way you are."
-- Chris Matthews, (R-Scumbag) to John Murtha, Link
Comments?
GOP Kills
Bill to Police Halliburton
Why we went to war - to make Halliburton richer
Link
Excerpt:
Senate Republicans still saw fit to reject penalizing
companies engaging in overt war profiteering
and fraud despite Dorgan spending a considerable
amount of time on the Senate floor trotting out
example after example of the hideous abuse that
has been occurring in Iraq.
"What we have discovered is pretty unbelievable,"
said Dorgan last week. "We have direct testimony
from physicians, Army doctors, and others about
providing nonpotable water for shaving, brushing teeth
that is in worse condition as water than the
raw water coming out of the Euphrates River."
"Let me describe some of the firsthand eyewitness
issues in Iraq," Dorgan continued. "Brand new
$85,000 trucks that were left on the side of
the road because of a flat tire and then subsequently burned.
25 tons, 50,000 pounds, of nails ordered by KBR,
the wrong size, that are laying in the sands of Iraq.
42,000 meals a day charged to the taxpayers by
Halliburton and only 14,000 are actually served."
"He's our president and we stand behind him."
Comments?
Subject: Clinton did blow it
Dear Bart:
I agree with Robert Perry. In many ways
Clinton did blow it. (See Link
on Consortiumnews.)
He could have investigated Iran/Contra but didn't
because he wanted to make nice with the Republicans.
What did Clinton get for all his making nice with
the Republicans? He got impeached.
<snippage>
In many ways Clinton did blow it and it has nothing
to do with peace and prosperity.
His desire to make nice with the Republicans
seems to be the business model for the
whole Democratic party, and look where it's getting
us.
Warm regards,
Jim W
Jim, I don't think it's fair to argue from a WABAC machine.
You make it sound like, "Knowing he
would be impeached for a non-crime,
Clinton still tried to be civil to
the wild pack of dogs."
That's not what happened.
If you're going to criticize Clinton for something he did in 1993, you
should use 1993 facts.
It's like, why did Nicole marry O.J. knowing he was going
to kill her?
Comments?
Their Barbarism,
and Ours
Link
Excerpt:
The story really takes us back into the 8th century,
a truly barbaric world," John Burns said,
describing what happened to two US soldiers whose
bodies had just been found. Evidently they
were victims of atrocities, and no one should
doubt in the slightest that the words of horror used
by Burns to describe the "barbaric murders" were
totally appropriate.
The problem is that Burns and his mass-media colleagues
don't talk that way when the cruelties
are inflicted by the US military - as if dropping
bombs on civilians from thousands of feet in the air
were a civilized way to terrorize and kill.
When journalists maintain a flagrant double standard
in their language - allowing themselves
appropriate moral outrage when Americans suffer
but tiptoeing around what is suffered by victims
of the US military - the media window on the
world is tinted a dark red-white-and-blue, and the
overall result is more flackery than journalism.
Comments?
Subject: tortured and beheaded
Bart:
I can only manage what those two kids went through
before being killed.
I wonder if Bar-Uber-Bitch-Bush troubled her
beautiful, atrophied mind with this story?
Tim
Comments?
She and
the netroots
by Kos
Link
Excerpt:
There's no doubt she faces some hostility in
the netroots. I've had several reporters ask me whether
she has "reached out" to the netroots, to which
my answer is, "no". "Ahh", think the reporters,
"So what she needs to do is 'reach out' more
and all will be well, right?"
Nevermind that "reaching out", in political terms,
seems to mean "have a meeting with Markos",
which is so freakin' stupid I can hardly stand
it. I rarely do those kinds of meetings because frankly,
I never know what to say. It's not like politicians
will ever say anything juicy anyway.
In any case, no, "reaching out" isn't enough.
Not near enough.
Comments?
Subject: "The torture was something
unnatural"
Reminds me of the old saying, "Whatever goes
around, comes around."
It seems to fit the situation.
Bob
The military families should be furious
with Bush for baiting those suicidal handjobs,
but they're more likely to send him a contribution,
instead..
Comments?
Dan Rather
and Zapruder
Link
Excerpt:
Dan Rather saw the Zapruder film and then reported
that the third gunshot drove Kennedy's head
"forward with considerable violence".
Shortly thereafter, Rather was elevated to network news
stardom where he has remained to this very day.
But the film shows his head thrown back...
Comments?
GOP to Poor:
Drop Dead
Link
Excerpt:
The US Senate on Wednesday defeated a proposal
pushed by Democrats to raise the
federal minimum wage in increments from $5.15
to $7.25 an hour by January 1, 2009.
Ted Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat,
(Yeah, we know!) unsuccessfully tried to attach
the proposal raising the wage for the first time
since 1997 to a defense authorization bill.
While 52 senators backed the move, it failed
to win the 60 votes needed for passage.
Too bad the poor can't vote in this country.
Since there are more poor people than rich, it would be easy to turn
things around
but since they don't have the vote, they ...what? Are you
sure? They can vote?
Well then, why in the hell don't they?
Poor people are the biggest constituency in America, so why don't they
demand change?
Why can't the Democrats convince people to vote their wallets?
Bush is giving our tax money (and money borrowed from China ) to the
super-rich to buy
second mansions and Democrats can't find enough poor voters to turn
that around?
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Quotes
"Tonight, World Cup fever: I'll teach you how
to distinquish between
the boring scoreless games and the
riveting scoreless games."
-- Stephen Colbert,
on The Colbert Report
Sorry to hear, starving Ghana (that's not a mistake) kicked our ass.
Comments?
Subject: got my WPE shirt...
...and I love it.
Wore to a Sports bar and the bartender says to
me, "Jack's gotta see this"
to which I replied "I'm not gonna get my ass
kicked, am I?"
He says "Oh no, he'll love it" so I showed it
them & they all thought it was WAY COOL
and asked me where I got it, so I told them @
bartcop.com and they were writing it down.
So hopefully we'll be seeing some more of them
in the northwest Iowa area.
Keep hammerin'
The Dawg
Dawg, you did good.
Comments?
Rather crashes
- Bush flies high
by Greg Palast
Link
Excerpt:
All the poor man did was repeat a story we put
on BBC TV a year earlier
— that Poppy Bush put in the fix to get his son
out of 'Nam...
But Dan never reported this: the documentation
detailing the fix. Why not? Because it opened up a far more
serious charge: that those who kept Little George
out of war's way ended up very well rewarded. We ran that
full story on the world's biggest network, BBC,
and we've never retracted a comma of it. Nor, by the way,
has the White House denied our accusations despite
our repeated offers to respond.
George's slithering out of combat turned into
big pay-days for those in on the fix and its cover-up:
Harriett Miers (remember her?), Karen Hughes
and Texas lobbyists..
Comments?
Subject: Greg Palast citation
Bart, you were mentioned in Greg Palast's new
book, "Armed Madhouse".
You're in the section "Acknowledgements, Sources,
and Resources" on page 344.
Little error.... it says bartcop.org
instead of bartcop.com. But hey .....
Congrats, Larry Hicks
Dude, thanks for that,
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Subject:
lefties hate Bart?
Link
Excerpt:
The Socialists didn't get federal protection
for unions, THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Greens didn't get us the clean water and
clean air acts, THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Socialists didn't get us social security,
medicare, and medicaid, THE DEMOCRATS DID!
Comments?
FBI Goes
after Fake War Heroes
Bush given a pass because he's rich
Link
Excerpt:
The FBI is cracking down on phony war heroes,
who often buy medals on the Internet and wear them.
This year, federal agents have checked into scumbags
masquerading as decorated veterans. The cases are
sometimes difficult to prosecute because the
phony scumbags have to be caught wearing the medal.
Well there he is right there!
Go arrest his fake ass!
Comments?
Subject: She
She is the GOP choice for a 2008
Dem. presidential contender.
That's why she gets all the MSM coverage.
You're saying ...MSGOP keeps running positive
stories about her - to trick her
into running so the GOP will have easy pickings
in the general election?
IF she runs, she'll win.
If she thinks she can't win, she won't run.
Maybe the HH's will call that a retreat on my
part, but it's just simple logic.
If the "She's
who they want" idea catches on,
and she fades in the stretch (horse racing talk)
we should know a good 20 months before the '08
elections.
If she can't win the nomination, she doesn't deserve
the nomination.
They know she can't win.
No, they have an opinion about a future
event.
Sidebar:
That Vegas Pokerfest is looking better every
day.
Could
we get all the people who can see into the future to attend?
I would enjoy co-predicting the future, with
instant cash rewards, with you.
Besides, it'd be your chance to "straighten me
out," right?
Pokerfest/Tequilafest
2006 Vegas
Link
If you don't like Vegas, don't read about the upcoming twin fests.
It'll just make you angrier...
Comments?
Marty's
Entertainment Page
always
has good stuff.
Bush
twin at Radiohead concert
Roger
Waters, graffiti artist
'Gabba
Gabba Hey!' in the UK
Book
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Debunking
Right Wing Lies
Link
Excerpt:
How can followers of the "Prince of Peace" support
the cold-blooded murder of innocent civilians
in a war of naked aggression? Did Christ not
say "Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be
called the children of God"? Did Christ not say
"...turn the other cheek"? And of the merciful, did he
not say that they, in turn, obtain mercy? Is
the Bible not true? If not, then why do these people insist
upon being seen going to church? What is gained
by maintaining frauds and pretenses?
Comments?
Subject: writing
fiction
Sometimes it helps to think of where you want
the story to go
and then think up what needs to be said to get
there.
Dude, are you talking to me?
Your Mexican jail story is good, and if writing
is something you recently started, (ha
ha) you
are off to a good start.
It was beleivable except the part about giving
the guy money while in jail. You could have said he told you that he
would help you if you would help
him, which opens up numerous possibilities as to what he may want in exchange
for telling his relative to let you out. Capiche?
Carson
Dude, never figured you for gay.
That's cool, it's just that you're so pro-Bush.
The saddest part of that story is that it IS true, at least that's my
version.
Carl recently told me his alternate version, which was weird
after 30 years.
He didn't remember the loooong-ass ride to the jail,
and he said they kept adding "unlikeable" prisoners to our cell as
inducement.
ha ha
Ol' Bart didn't need no inducement to get out of the Mexican
jail.
Thank Koresh the story didn't end the way you fantasize about it.
Comments
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is $69.34
a barrel
makes $138,680,000
Bush stole just yesterday
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
Bush's 'Bring 'em on'
death count is up to...
2507....2510
soldiers
http://icasualties.org/oif/
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-- David Letterman
Comments?
Subject: Cut and run...
Bart,
Heard it on Randi Rhodes... when the Rethuglicans
say "cut and run", we respond with "lie and die"...
Even though they're lying and others are dying,
it works for me...
John
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Dumb Dems:
Finding New Ways To Lose
by Frank Rich
Link
Excerpt:
The war is going so badly that it's hard to imagine
how the Democrats, fractious as they are, could fail,
particularly if the Republicans insist on highlighting
the debacle, as they did last week by staging a
Congressional mud fight about Iraq on the same
day that the American death toll reached 2,500.
As Tony Fabrizio said: "The good news is Democrats
don't have much of a plan. The bad news is
they may not need one." Actually, though, the
Democrats did have some plans, all of them now capsizing.
The biggest was the hope that they could be propelled
into power by their opponents' implosions.
On the war, Democrats are fighting among themselves
or, worse, running away from it altogether....
The Democrats can always find a way to lose.
All they gotta do is hire Bob Shrum and then surrender at the earliest
possible moment.
If they wanted to win, (should I even bother to finish this sentence?)
they'd hire a smart-mouthed, ready-to-fight Okie who enjoys
doing battle..
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Jennifer
Aniston's Nude-Scene Shock
That day, Vince's parents Dad came to watch
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