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Wed-Thurs June 28-29, 2006 Vol 1790 - Monkey's Folly
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Quotes
"It is almost impossible to overestimate the
anger of swing voters." An amazingly high 73% say the
country is on the wrong track and 66%
disapprove of Bush. Swing voters prefer Democratic for
Congress 45 to 28 over the Republicans.
The Senate looks even worse for Republicans (53 to 31)."
-- new Greenberg Quinlan Rosner poll,
Link
One Percent
Madness
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Bush's invasion of Iraq may have eliminated the
remote possibility that Saddam would someday develop
a nuclear bomb and share it with al-Qaeda. (Some
intelligence analysts put that scenario at less than one
percent, although Bush called it a "gathering
danger.") But the U.S. military invasion of Iraq had the unintended
consequence of bolstering the conviction in North
Korea and Iran that having the bomb may be the only way
to fend off the United States.
The unending scenes of bloodshed in Iraq also
have inflamed anti-American passions in the Middle East,
including Pakistan which already has nukes and
is governed by fragile pro-U.S. dictator Pervez Musharraf.
So, while eradicating one unlikely nightmare scenario
- Hussein's mushroom cloud in the hands of Osama -
Bush has increased the chances that the other
two points on Bush's "axis of evil," North Korea and Iran,
will push for nuclear weapons and that Pakistan's
Islamic fundamentalists, already closely allied with Osama,
will oust Musharraf and gain control of existing
nuclear weapons.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in the Internet
Quotes
"I'd say that Roy Black is in a foul mood this
morning. Nothing like cutting a sweet deal for a client
and then having them screw it up within
three months: it makes you look bad as an attorney because
you've made representations about your
client's willingness to atone and move forward that…well, were
pretty much full of hot air and crap;
it pisses off the prosecutor, the judge and the probation officer,
whose time has been wasted on the sweet
deal that your client had no intention of following; and it sours
your ability to negotiate further plea
deals for other clients in the future, because your word is not really
so bond-worthy any longer. In short,
whatever you thought your client might be capable of, he allegedly
just pissed it all away for some drugs
and a junket to the Carribbean."
--Christy Hardin Smith, Link
Dear Media:
You've been played
Played liked a '59 GoldTop - Now what?
by my good friend Stranger at Blah3.com
Excerpt:
All those years of making excuses for Bush's
ineptness, inadequacies, and illegalities have earned you
absolutely nothing. You bought the spin from
Bush's minions, ignoring the crisis in Florida after the election.
You papered over the fact that he was scared out
of his mind on 9-11 - to the point where he flew to
Idaho to hide - in favor of painting him as a
'resolute leader. You bought 'Mission Accomplished' by the pound.
You cleared the shelves of 'shock and awe' and
drank gallons and gallons of GOP Brand Kool-Aid.
You justified Bush's expansion of executive power
to the point where we don't even need Congress.
You made excuses for his illegal spying on the
American people. You offered weak justifications for his
naked power grab, and you made Ann Coulter socially
acceptable.
And after all this, Bush and Cheney and Congress
and Coulter and every wingnut pundit, whom you've
coddled and accomodated every step of the way,
show their appreciation how?
They want to muzzle you. They want to imprison
you. They want to try you for treason.
Excellent commentary by Stranger.
Please take the time to read the whole thing.
Subject: train safety
The railroads, the F R A and the Trainmen's union
UTU agreed to allow a Remote Control Operator
to operate switch jobs now with very little training
. The Engineer Union (BLET) has fought this from the start
They believed that a Locomotive should be in
the control of a Engineer that had years of training, not some
trainman that been through a few day of training.
This was all done under the table to get rid of
a crew member to save a few bucks and to hell with safety.
There have been many death and loss of property
since this has started.
Mike T
Retired Locomotive Engineer
Mike, the biggest street in Tulsa, Memorial Drive, has tracks that cross
it with a sign,
"Caution - Unmanned trains cross here - Use
Caution."
Isn't that crazy?
What a free press does
Excerpt:
Seems there's some confusion about the role of
a free press in a democratic society. Bush lauds the concept
as an American tradition he hopes new governments
such as those in Iraq and Afghanistan will emulate. But as
he and his supporters watch a free press function
as intended here at home, they don't like what they see - and
charge that the press is out of line. Most offensive
to them, and this may apply particularly to Cheney, is that the
press is, well, free. Not subject to their control.
Yet if the press ever succumbed to an administration's bullying,
no American would remain free for long.
Subject: Pigboy's Viagra bust
He said Monday's show that his trip to the Dominican
Republic was, "an all guy trip."
Why would Rush Limbaugh need to take Viagra on
an "all guy trip?"
go3
Go3, I think we both know the reason...
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CNN is now
GOP News
Bastards have outfoxed FOX
Excerpt:
They cannot help themselves. The so-called most
trusted name in news, CNN, has become the official
mouthpiece of Republicans. In the past week alone,
CNN has over-hyped the Miami terror-scare-seven who,
as it turns out, not only didn't have bombs or
weapons, but may not even be Muslims. It seems ever more likely
they aren't even terrorists - "homegrown" or
otherwise. Just an easy target for an overzealous government. Then,
John Roberts, on Sunday managed to link the arrest
of the hapless Miami terror-scare-seven, to the war in Iraq.
They've now surpassed FOX News as being most trusted
to shill for Bush and the corrupt GOP Congress.
Rove writes the script and CNN reports it. CNN:
The Most Trusted Name in GOP News.
Subject: she who can't be named
Bart, she works for the bush cartel just like bill does.
That's what we need - some good, old-fashioned
crazy talk!
I don't know why you can not accept this fact.
For the same reason that the sky is mustard yellow.
Anyone who dares to look closely will find this out.
Oh, you think your crazy talk is that black
and white?
How many moons does your planet have?
The problem is the trap of the left/right paradigm
we have all spun for ourselves.
A choice between Hillary or more Bush is really
no choice at all.
You've been reading Kos again, am I right?
I want neither Hillary or Bush.
...and I want Shirley naked in my lap.
(waiting...)
Apparently, wishing for shit don't make it happen.
They are both minions for a larger Malthusian
order
which wants most of humanity dead and the remaining,
subjugated.
Jesus, do you have any for sale?
We can't get dope that good in Oklahoma.
The good cop may give you coffee and a sympathetic
smile but rest assured
that they want you in jail just as much as the
bad cop does.
<tons of snippage>
Dude, are you stuck in a Mad Max movie?
Using the theory of relativity, you're forcing
me to say, "Things aren't that bad."
Sure, Bush would kill for oil or money - we've seen him do it for years.
But what makes *her* another pea in the Bush pod?
The fact that she has some money and some power?
Do you vote on election day?
Do you vote for people on the ballot, or all they all, 'Minions
for a larger Malthusian order?"
I think you need a drink.
Senate Rejects
Stupid Flag Amendment
Anti-Free Speech monkeys are seething at the loss
Excerpt:
The Senate rejected a vote yesterday an effort
to amend the Constitution to allow Congress
to ban desecration of the American flag, after
a two-day debate freighted with political
calculations and sharp disputes over the limits
of free speech.
It marked the latest setback for idiotic handjobs
who think that's all we have to worry about
during the Bush Catastophe Era. The Supreme
Court has already ruled that burning and other
desecrations of the flag are protected as free
speech under the First Amendment.
Subject: I know you will dodge this like you dodge everything
I wrote to my Simian friend and asked him to make a list of questions
I've dodged.
He wrote back:
You keep saying Clinton is the front runner, but offer no poles.
Would you accept a page full of polls, instead?
From Issue 1783 http://www.pollingreport.com/WH08dem.htm
It shows her ahead (in scientific polls, not fake
handjob polls)
20 points ahead,
24 points ahead,
27-51 points ahead and finally,
41 points ahead.
If you refuse to accept the facts, I won't be
able to drag you out of your ignorance.
You blast the Kos pole.
But, "a CNN poll released Monday suggests that
nearly half of Americans would "definitely not vote for" her
Poll: She gets high 'no' vote for 2008
That sounds like it is almost mathmatically impossible
for her to win before the swift-boating begins.
That's just what the mainstream media (and some
Demo web sites) want
you to think.
They want
you to abandon the frontrunner and look for a lesser candidate.
They want
you to abandon your best bet and look for a lesser candidate
That's the function of the mainstream American
press - to assist the GOP.
Don't fall for it.
Call me crazy, but if the Dems tap someone who
is ahead of the other noms
but garenteed to loose the election, they deserve
to loose again.
Crazy, we've already established that you tend to reject the facts.
Did you even bother to read the story you sent me?
Sure, they buried it where only the smart people would read it, but
it says,
"Among all choices, Clinton had the highest
positive number;
of those polled, 22 percent said they
would "definitely vote for" her."
Perhaps you know what the word "highest" means?
It means she was the top
vote getter, something CNN doesn't want
you to know.
That's why they screamed "She'll lose"
in the headline, and then buried the facts that
she got more votes than everybody else.
Remember, facts are our friends.
CNN and the mainstream media (and some demo web sites) want
her to lose.
They will lie, cheat and steal to prevent her from taking the
oath on January 20, 2009.
Banana Fact:
Commercial bananas are classified into the genus Musa of the Musaceae
family.
Quotes
"Stand up, media, stand up... I've watched
too many in the media stand by
or even cheer it on when the right
manages to collect a media scalp.
Even if you "behave," they'll still
come for you."
-- Atrios, Link
The New York Whore Times stopped printing the truth in the 1990s.
Remember "Clinton fathers baby with crack
whore?"
Do we really care if Bush puts the lying sons of bitches in jail?
The only place you can get honest news these days is from people who
aren't rich - the bloggers.
Subject: Pigboy's drug bust II
Why does Rush need that little blue pill?
He's not married is he?
Is he having sexual relations outside the sanctity
of marriage????
I knew it.
Limbaugh has a thing for young, brown skinned
boys.
I've been to the D.R and believe me the little
boy skin trade is alive and thriving there.
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting some
little kid willing to polish your knob for a few American dollars.
(withheld)
Nicole Kidman
buys Catholic Church
She writes a check, God closes his eyes
Excerpt:
While there has been speculation that Kidman
got her first marriage annulled so that she and Keith Urban
could say their "I do's" in a Catholic chapel,
it turns out that, because she and Cruise swapped vows for
L. Ron Hubbard, she wasn't legally married in
the first place--as far as the Catholic Church is concerned, that is.
Father Paul Coleman, her priest, told BBC News
that in the case of her first marriage, the requirements
for a valid union were not fulfilled.
Hold on, if they're saying she and gay Tom never did the deed (their kids were adopted) that's another matter.
But Hubbard marriages are either sanctioned by
the state or they're not, you can't pick and choose which
marriages are legal and which aren't unless you're
a priest on the take.
Subject: Church of Reality Accepts Gay Clergy
In response to several other religions taking
a stand on the issue of gay clergy
the Church of Reality has issued an edict that
no position within the Church of Reality
will have a sexual orientation test. Our
position is that it just doesn't matter.
Sexual orientation is not relevant to the job
evaluation process. We don't want
to know, we don't care, and it's not our
place to even ask.
We have a Sacred Principle of Personal Privacy
which makes a person's
sexual preferences officially none of our business.
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Subject: Question
Tell me, how does it feel to always be right?
JC
Dude, it's a burden.
So what does Der Monkey and the party of Monkeys waste time on?
Gay marriage,
flag burning,
making English the official language etc.
JFK Stuff you probably didn't know...
Excerpt:
What is interesting is this: the infamous
picture of Oswald holding a rifle and
a copy of "The Daily Worker" a "Communistic"
publication,
which was published to Oswald's great prejudice,
wasn't discovered until
Paine's garage was searched on Saturday morning.
So, the "investigators" searched the place and then, when a second
team searched it,
they found the obviously faked picture, helping to cover up the murder
of the president.
We live in a country where the president is murdered in broad daylight
in Dallas and
then the "authorities" send men out to plant fake evidence to cover
up the crime?
But we can't worry about that - we have to ban gay marriage and flag-burning...
Subject: Aussie attack
Bart, you asked:
> Do we want a gang of anti-American, suicidal handjobs to have $1 billion per week?
You know there's no answer because that isn't a question, it's an egregious insult.
ha ha
Dude, I can do insults a lot better than
that.
You're twisting an argument to suit your 'facts'
just like the pigboy, by smearing a race of people
who had an advanced civilisation while your ancestors
were still living in mud huts and caves.
No, you smeared those people when you attributed
"suicidal handjobs" to everyone in Iraq.
I said I didn't want the "suicidal handjobs" to have $1 billion a week.
Maybe, being an Aussie, your command of English ain't so good?
They wouldn't be suicidal if they weren't being butchered by America and Israel.
Oh, that's why you've lost your mind? Because
you're deep into the Israeli quagmire?
I don't get involved in that because my mind is too valuable to waste.
(cough)
As for your ten points, that's a straw man because you use the handjob smear regularly.
ha ha
Did you really give yourself 10 points?
I guess there is some value in small victories...
Those 'handjobs" carried Jessica Lynch out of
a firefight and into a hospital, which is a
good deal more humane than any of the American
actions I've seen over the last three years.
waldo
You poor bastard.
Are you that confused?
You think "suicidal handjobs" carried her to a
hospital?
I thought it was the good people of Iraq who did that, but you say it was
"suicidal handjobs?"
Mate, you either need to start or stop drinking.
Subject: Monkeys not getting accurate news
The remaining die hard supporters of George Bush
Jr. get their news from Fox, Rush and Pat Robertson.
This group doesn't know that their hero Rush
was fired from ESPN for making racist remarks?
They still don't know that Iraq did not have
WMD as Baby Bush claimed.
They still don't know that Baby Bush waited 5
full days before sending in the calvary to New Orleans
as babies died of thirst, and the elderly drowned
in their wheel chairs.
They are still protesting the pulling of the
plug on Terry Schiavo. They are still fighting stem cell research.
They have not heard that the Republican led congress
has given us the biggest budget deficit in history.
Yeah, watching Fox and CBN, and listening to that
fat racist Rush is like putting your head in the sand
while we are led by the most corrupt and incompetent
administration in our nation's history.
Watch out for Baby Bush's Ton Ton Macoute!
Boone in Royal Oak, Michigan
You are right on all counts.
I recently read some Monkey mail about how WMDs were found in Iraq.
You can't argue with a monkey who won't accept the facts in front of
his face.
Marty's Entertainment Page
always
has good stuff.
Click The E!
Subject: my WPE shirt
Bart, on my trip to North Carolina and Virginia,
when people saw my WPE T-shirt
they were impressed and I had people copy down
your web address.
The people most positive about it were people 20-30 yrs. of age......
Paul
Paul, thanks for that.
Kevin and JFK nephew Chris Lawford say "Hi, Bart!"
Kevin, thanks for that.
He sure looks like his father.
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Breaking News...
The Supreme Court rules that Bush
overstepped his authority
with military war crimes trials for
foreigners held at Guantanamo Bay in
a case involving a former driver for
Osama bin Laden.
What's the point of appointing worshipping toadies if they're going
to
rule against your crooked ass when you want to torture "some darkies?"
Subject: Limbaugh's 'blues'
What a coincidence - Viagra are blue - oxyontin
are blue.
Wonder if the "Flerda" police are going to check
it out.
Bet not ... Rush is a "big shot and star" in
"Flerda".
Karen in CA - been with ya since the beginning.
Karen, maybe that's why they inspected his drugs,
to see if he was back on the heroin again.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is about
$72
a barrel
makes $144,000,000
Bush stole just yesterday
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
Bush's 'Bring 'em on' death taunt is up to...
2517....2529
American victims
Damn, they got twelve
since Tuesday.
Happy Memorial Day!
Happy Fourth of July!
By Christmas, Bush will have killed
more Americans than Osama
Merry Christmas!
Bart's Bad Timing
Here's what happens when I'm burning BCR
CDs.
I get an order, so I burn the CDs.
An hour later, I get another order, so I burn more CDs.
An hour later, I get another order, so I burn more CDs.
An hour later, I get another order, so I say, "Dumbass, burn a bunch
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but then the orders stop until the next show, so I have a box of yesterday's
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So here's the deal - while they last, you can get three recent shows for just $9.
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Subject: WPE shirts worldwide
I like the Bartcop-stuff and would like to know
if you guys send merchandise
- like the "Worst President"-T-Shirt - over to
Europe?
To Germany for instance? Or Holland? or Switzerland?
(I live sort of nomadic at the moment, but I
still have a bank account... So don't worry...)
If yes, what additional costs will hit my wallet?
For any reply I would be most grateful.
Cheers,
Thor
Thor, we ship everywhere.
Best option is to contact your local Post Office
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New Vegas Party Update
The party is on!
We got good news from The Palms
Excerpt:
I asked the Palms dude,
"What happens if a poker game breaks out in
our room?"
he said we can have the poker game
in the Fantasy Suite,
so we just saved every poker player $25
each.
He answered by saying,
"This
is Las Vegas - we
don't care what
you do in your room,"
which brings up other possibilities :)
As a good friend of a good friend once said, "Mo
money, mo problems."
but these are the good kinds of problems to have.
Yesterday was one of the best days in bartcop.com history.
I put out my lil' plea for people to sign up and we now have 28
partiers, which means the dozens of
readers who said, "I can't commit today, but
I'll probably be there" will push us out of the smaller,
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Fish Tank (Can't party without fish)
Fantastic View of the entire Las Vegas Strip (No extra charge!)
Two Bedrooms (Two lucky couples can stay the night)
Hydraulic Bed (I don't know, and I probably don't want
to know...)
Professional DJ Equipment (Sounds like a job for Tommy
Mack!)
Hardwood Dance Floor (so the ladies can boogie)
Full Bar (That can't be right, I'll have to dig deeper on that)
Creston Controlled TVs and Drapes (Who is Creston?)
Video gaming lounge (We can gamble on Ms Pac Man?)
Strobe and Techno Lighting (Bring your Orange Barrel!)
2,000 Sq. Feet (That's bigger than Bartcop Manor!)
Party in Vegas!
There is also talk of caravans forming to cur down on travel costs.
If you live in Missouri, Arkansas, Kansas, Texas etc, you could drive
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Even her washboard tummy looks less hollow and
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