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Wed-Thursday May 2-3, 2007 Vol 1971 - Loan Wolf
 Quote of the Day "Some say Bush's biggest mistake was
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Quotes
"People who say they support the troops are
going to have to explain why
they drag their feet on sending a supplemental
to the White House."
--Tony
Snow, confused about who vetoed money for the troops, Link
"Need
a date?"
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Ho gotsa book
Excerpt:
There are several thousand names, tens of thousands
of phone numbers, from administration officials to lobbyists
to advisers who are well known, people who appear
on television," said ABC's Brian Ross, to whom Deb Palfrey
turned over her little black book of nasty-ass
Republicans. Some names have already leaked out, including those
Harlan Ullman and Dick Morris, a
former Bill Clinton adviser."
No, the Toe Sucker is among the Founding Fathers of FOX Whore News.
He's the Whore Street Journal's John Fund - without the wife-beating charges.
Yes, he gave Clinton some advice 8 years ago, but he's on FOX every
f-ing night
spewing rage against the best president we ever had because being FOX
Ho pays better.
The fact that Toe Sucker Morris jumped from side-to-side for cash bothers
nobody?
Gee, it's almost like he's as much a whore as any college girl who
ever sucked his toes.
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Cruise the Mexican Riviera with Mike & Kathy Malloy!
Hurry! Cabins are selling out!
A Veto Inked
in Blood
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
Four years after a humiliating strut across the
flight deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, four years after
declaring major combat operations in Iraq ended
and the mission accomplished, four years and more than
three thousand dead American soldiers later,
four long years to the day, George W. Bush delivered a veto
that only ensures more wretched and bloody carnage.
The now-vetoed, multi-billion-dollar Iraq spending
bill, which contained withdrawal timelines demanded by
Congressional Democrats, "substitutes the opinions
of politicians for the judgments of our military commanders,"
according to Bush. Many of us must have missed
the memo explaining how Bush, Cheney, and the rest of this
administration aren't politicians anymore. We
also missed the memo explaining how it was the "judgments of
our military commanders" that sunk us into this
mess to begin with.
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Subject: time to pull the plug
In 2006 America elected the Democrats to shut
down the war.
We didn't elect them to create political theater
pretending to
oppose the war while still passing the funding
to sustain it.
Now is the time when we'll see if the Dems have
what it takes to do what the voters want.
We want it shut down now. This should be easy.
They don't have to give Bush something that he'll
agree to.
All they have to do is nothing. Don't fund the
troops. Let the war starve.
Bush wants the war to continue and I wonder if
the Democrats want it to continue as well.
The worse things get the better it is for them
in the 2008 elections. Democrats have shown
no political courage to do the right thing.
They sat silently as Bush passed laws authorizing
torture, domestic spying, secret prisons,
and the shredding of the Constitution.
They didn't oppose the war until opposing the war was cool.
Now Democrats have to show they have what it takes
to lead,
that they are not the party of the weak and stupid.
This is their test.
This is where they earn their paycheck.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Wolf's
done a hundred great toons,
but
this might be his very best ever.
How the
GOP fell
by William F. Buckley (R-Foundingfather)
Excerpt:
How can the Republican party, headed by a president
determined on a war he can't see an end to,
attract the support of a majority of the voters?
General Petraeus, in his Pentagon briefing on April 26,
reported persuasively that there has been progress,
but cautioned, "I want to be very clear that there is
vastly more work to be done across the board
and in many areas, and again I note that we are really
just getting started with the new effort." The
general makes it a point to steer away from the political
implications of the struggle, but this cannot
be done in the wider arena. There are grounds for wondering
whether the Republican party will survive this
dilemma.
Hey Willy, (Did you see Fracture?) your party's getting
rolled.
I'm old, and I've never before seen a this-long of a
telegraphing of a looming Custer-ish
mega-massacre as your lemming-monkey bastards of the GOP have coming
to them in 2008.
Bill Buckley's right - they deserve to lose a ton of seats next
year.
Obama will have 74 senators and 300 members of the House.
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Dueling Quotes
"This president weighed all the various proposals,
weighed all the various consequences
before he made a decision. He understands
that the most solemn responsibility he has is
when he sends people into harm's way
that he try everything possible from a diplomatic
standpoint, and that's what he did...
-- Dan Bartlett, Bush's whore, Link
"There was never a serious debate that I know
of within the administration about the
imminence of the Iraqi threat, nor
was there ever a significant discussion about the
possibility of containing Iraq without
an invasion.."
--George Tenet, Bush's former whore, Link
"Surely no one was surprised at the Tenet disclosure
that there was never a serious debate in
the Bush administration about whether
Iraq actually posed a threat. It has long been evident that
Bush decided to invade Iraq first, and
constructed his ramshackle case for the war after the fact."
-- NY Times editorial board, Bush's stenographer whores,Link
The NYW Times is triple guilty on this count.
Cheney would leak some lies to their ever-eager-to-please reporters,
wtahc them print it, then say,
"If you want proof just read the New York
Times."
I told you many many years ago they were whores for the GOP.
Then it came out in the Libby trial, under oath, that I was right.
The NY Whore Times, FOX News and Russert the buttplug
sold this bloody fiasco to America so they could make more money
and they didn't mind doing it using the lives of our volunteer soldiers.
"It's Clinton's fault!"
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Subject: Bartcop radio
#115 was excellent - I love your stories better
than anything, and I especially liked
the story about you & Mrs. Bart going to
the Herb Fest and that Oral Roberts Pizza Parlor.
Anyway, keep 'em coming and keep hammering.
I don't mind the subscription at all when I'm
getting a fresh show every week!
Bob in SC
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Rudy: Chavez
is dangerous
They have Bush's oil, so he must die
Excerpt:
Rudy the cross-dresser, whose law firm represents
a Hugo Chavez-controlled oil company,
said Tuesday that Chavez is dangerous to U.S.
interests.
In a speech to Hispanic small business leaders,
the Republican brought up Chavez while
discussing ways the United States could become
free from its reliance on foreign oil.
"Isn't it annoying, upsetting and even in some
cases a matter of national security that we have to
send money to our enemies?" Giuliani asked. "We
need a president who knows how to get things
done so we don't have to be sending money to
Chavez."
Giuliani called for the United States to develop
alternative energy sources and take advantage of oil
already in its control. He said that non-Bush
worshippers like Chavez, would have "little power" if
the United States could stop buying oil from
them.
"Who would listen to Chavez if he didn't have
all this oil money? Nobody would listen to him," Giuliani said.
Who would be our president if Der Murder Monkey didn't have all that oil money?
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Quotes
"The vulgar Pigboy and a expensive hooker lived
large at Kobe Club last Thursday night,
devouring bacon with truffles, Japanese
strip steak, Kobe beef cheek ravioli, a large
seafood platter, a combo of American,
Australian and Japanese wagyu steaks and
several "side" dishes. After
finishing their $700 feast, Limbaugh left a $1,000 tip.
On a previous night, Limbaugh a hooker
shared a $4,000 bottle of wine at '21.'"
-- Page Six, Link
I'm confused - what's the story here?
That Rush can afford a $4,000 bottle of wine?
That Rush can afford expensive hookers?
Is that a shock to anyone who knows him, that even tho he makes $30M
a year
he can only get hookers to keep him company because he's such soulless,
Satanic shit?
Who's shocked by what?
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Subject: It's not a war
It's a very hostile corporate takeover.
Mary in Seattle
Mary, that might end up being the truest words
ever published on bartcop..com
That's good for a free month of BCR for you.
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Subject: Don't buy gas on May 15th
In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted
nationwide in protest of gas prices.
Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.
I don't believe it.
30 cents a gallon because of an e-mail boycott?
OK, I won't buy gas that day...
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Bush Hates Timetables
Excerpt:
Well, see, I think I get where Bush's basic aversion
to the idea of it is--he wasn't so good in math back in the day,
so of course he hates timetables. But I think
the problem is also with that idea of a benchmark. Sounds like something
a so-so athlete would leave behind him, unless
he took up something he excelled at ...like cheerleading. How long will
this mediocrity's childhood failures prejudice
him against progress? Why oh why does he hate winning?
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Subject: Sheryl Crow toilet paper comment
Bart, you wrote:
> How could she be so stupid?
> She makes the environmentalists out to be
kooks.
> Why can't Democrats think before they speak?
> Why does Sheryl think anyone wants to know
about her personal bathroom hygeine?
It could be a help to you, being a humor site
and all,
if you could recognize a joke when it smacks
you in the face.
Keep swinging that hammer, find worthier targets.
Don
She later explained that it was a joke on her
website and taken out of context.
Of course, the Repugs & Co. took it
and ran with it.
Gman
Sheryl has already said the statement was a joke,
but THE media is making this
a statement by Sheryl instead of a joke.
The whore media is won't let her tell her side.
Keep hammering, I'm enjoying my subscription.
Utah Jim
It was a JOKE, people!
L Morgan
Geez, Bartcop! Sheryl Crow said 1 square
of tissue . . . as a joke.
What is wrong with you these days? Get
an Assistant or something
to keep you somewhat on track.
It was a JOKE. Anyone who heard this knows
she was joking.
The only place you hear this shit from are
1) Right-wing handjobs who speak to their mouth-breathing
saps OR
2) The retarded.
I put Conan in the former category. Of course,
those who still watch
lame teevee shows like that ARE as stupid as
my potted plant.
"WE" don't shoot ourselves by having jokes that
even a 10-year-old could understand.
Shell
Sheryl Crow was joking about the toilet paper
- Link
These links explain everything in detail
Keep swinging my man,
Terry
It was a fucking joke.
You ought to understand that Bart, you try to
be funny now and then yourself.
How can so many people take what the MSM
says literally?
Mike
We're talking about two different subjects.
I'm talking about the damage her comment
did,
You're asking if it's fair that her comments
were distorted.
How can we talk if we can't agree on the subject?
The FACT is Sheryl and environmentalists took
a big
hit here.
You don't think it's a big hit?
John Edwards's haircut is a factor in this race.
Should it be?
No, but it is, and we
have to deal with what's real.
MY
reaction isn't what's causing a nationwide wave of ridicule.
Everybody is doing "Sheryl
Crow is soooo gross" jokes.
Sheryl's attempt at humor worked about as well
as John Kerry's last Iraq joke.
Her "bungle" provided twisted assholes like FOX News and the Pigboy
"more proof" that
"only the weirdest of the weird would ever
consider being an environmentalist."
Since I never saw the "joke" I wasn't in a position to judge the joke
- only the joke's reaction.
Maybe the smart people saw it as a joke, but what about the other 90
percent?
And the big question is - did anybody laugh at this "joke?"
Maybe Sheryl should stop trying to be a comedian.
And don't forget the ripple effect.
People who aren't funny (think Jay Leno) have a spread sheet for jokes.
For the next few months or years, if TP comes up, it becomes
a Sheryl Crow joke.
If Sheryl's name comes up, ir becomes a TP joke.
Any story on the environment brings the whole thing back
again.
There's an oil spill. Every lazy comedian with a TV show
will say,
"Sheryl should go to that oil spill and use
her saved TP to help clean up."
Do you think Sheryl can do an interview for the next 6 months, or longer,
where that's not the first or second question she's asked?
She created her own minefield, then went for a walk in it..
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featuring 
No Exit
Plan
They plan to stay
Excerpt:
For all the talk about timetables and benchmarks,
one might think that the United States will
end the military occupation of Iraq within the
lifetimes of the readers of this opinion editorial.
Think again.
There is to be no withdrawal from Iraq, just as
there has been no withdrawal from hundreds
of places around the world that are outposts
of the American empire. As Chammy Johnson said,
"One of the reasons we had no exit plan from
Iraq is that we didn't intend to leave."
They murdered Saddam.
Our soldiers are busy stealing his oil - at the cost of their lives
and there's more oil to steal.
Why leave?
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Subject: debates
Whats it matter?
Hillary & Obama will knock each other out
and Edwards will walk to the nomination.
As it should be.
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Malloy's cruise.
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Danny Detroit
Comment One:
I like John Edwards, but he's no Obama.
John is running for VP.
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Wish I could afford Mike's cruise
With a few month's notice, magic might've happened.
But cruises are so popular, 36 hours after the unveiling they were
almost booked.
Danny Detroit, when are we going to meet and share a drink?
Can you host Pokerfest Detroit 2007?
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $220,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,351....3,355
American victims
3,355
families destroyed by Bush greed.
...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
"Tampons
are on Aisle 22..."
Bloomberg News says Iraq is currently pumping 2M barrels a day. (Lies)
But even 2M barrels is $120M
a day - where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
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Lindsay
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Is she our hottest young actress?
See a ton of Lindsay Lohan at BC Hotties
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