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Quotes
"Americans have opened nearly 1,000 new graves
to bury
U.S. troops killed in Iraq since Memorial
Day a year ago."
-- Steven Hurst, Link
Another 1,000 families destroyed for no
reason.
How many hundreds of millions of dollars
do you need to steal, George?
Oh, that's right - he's an oil man and oil
men are insatiable with their lust for more.
No Celebration
This Memorial Day
by Mary MacElveen
Excerpt:
In reading where 3,451 soldiers are now dead
due to President Bush's lies and his lust
for power and greed; just how can one treat this
as a normal holiday weekend?
Memorial Day usually marks the beginning of summer
in which vacations for some Americans
are close at hand. But as one reads this
remark coming from President Bush last week,
"It could be a bloody - it could be a very difficult
August," one does have to wonder if
these vacations will be enjoyed as our men and
women continue to die.
In reading that 3,451 soldiers are now dead, they
will never see another vacation as Bush heads off
to Crawford, Texas this summer for his normal
one-month retreat from the people's White House.
In reading of this staggering number our congressional
members will also enjoy their vacations when
they are not in session. No such vacation
should be had by any of these lawmakers until this war is ended.
Then again, they gave this president a blank-check
to continue it.
I think the Democrats caved in so they could take their precious vacation.
Remember in Florida 2000, they wanted to stop counting the votes so
they
could go home and eat some turkey on Thanksgiving?
Democrats treat "victory" like it's a flavor at Baskin Robbins.
Sometimes they're in the mood for it, sometimes they're not.
But the GOP is always hungry for victory.
Our Grim
Memorial Day
Sales of shovels are up 40%
Excerpt:
Americans have opened nearly 1,000 new graves
to bury U.S. troops killed in Iraq
since Memorial Day a year ago. The figure is
telling - and expected to rise in coming months.
From Memorial Day 2006 through Saturday, 980 soldiers
and Marines died in Iraq, compared
to 807 deaths in the previous year. And with
the Baghdad security operation now 3 1/2 months old,
even America's bloody dictator has predicted
a difficult summer for U.S. forces.
"It could be a bloody - it could be a very difficult
August," Der Monkey said last week.
U.S. commander Gen. David Petraeus on Saturday
acknowledged the increase in casualties
as a result of the American surge in forces to
regain control of Baghdad.
"We're doing heavy fighting. This is a fight.
There's a war on out there," he told reporters
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Subject: News you'll find everywhere but in America
You would think that news that Bush stole the
2004 election too would make the news.
It did. But not here in America.
The BBC broke the news as the top story about
"voter caging" in the 2004 election.
Caging is a way of massively disqualifying voters.
It's a go-to-jail felony that was revealed last week
when Monica Goodling testified that the justice
department was involved in rigging the 2004 election.
Similarly just a few days ago Bush signed a directive
granting himself extraordinary powers in the event
he declares an emergency. The orders designated
NSPD-51, as a National Security Presidential Directive,
and HSPD-20, as a Homeland Security Presidential
Directive, gives Bush the powers of a dictator.
Yet you won't see that story in America's news.
What we do know is that Paris Hilton is going
to jail, Britney Spears is a tramp, and Lindsay Lohan
crashed her car DUI. That's why we need to have
a Clinton as president again because when Clinton
was president if the presidents 5th cousin worked
for the government it was a major scandal.
With Bush as president the news is suppressed.
If not for the Internet we wouldn't know what's
happening in our own country. We think it's bad
when Hugo Chavez takes over the media in
Venezuela but the same thing has already happened
here. America has a dictator and the media
is his state run propaganda machine.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
Politicians Failed Us on Iraq
Excerpt:
Few men or women elected in our history - whether
executive or legislative, state or national
- have been sent into office with a mandate more
obvious, nor instructions more clear:
Get us out of Iraq.
Yet after six months of preparation and execution
- half a year gathering the strands of public support;
translating into action, the collective will
of the nearly 70 percent of Americans who reject this War of Lies,
the Democrats have managed only this:
* The Democratic leadership
has surrendered to a president - if not the worst president, then easily
the most selfish, in our history - who happily
blackmails his own people, and uses his own military
personnel as hostages to his asinine demand,
that the Democrats "give the troops their money";
* The Democratic leadership
has agreed to finance the deaths of Americans in a war
that has only reduced the security of Americans;em
You politicians have traded your strength, your
bargaining position, and the uniform support
of those who elected you for a handful of magic
beans.
The Mexican Problem
Excerpt:
Why are Mexicans risking money, life, and limb
to come here? Why aren't there enough jobs
and a good enough economy in Mexico to attract
these people so they can make a better life
for themselves there? Why can't the 12 - 18 million
illegals here be upwardly mobile in Mexico?
If worked out properly by the people in charge,
Mexico could easily compete head on with Hawaii!
Suppose a large area was declared by the Mexican
government to now be a huge tourist haven
developed to have: filtered drinking water; clean,
safe streets; absolutely no bribery, drugs, or porn;
and honest, well-paid police.
This tourist playground, and others scattered
across Mexico, could employ many of those who
would otherwise come to America. So why
hasn't this happened? Why haven't rivals to
Busch Gardens, Six Flags, Universal Studios,
Marine World, and Disneyland sprung up in Mexico?
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Subject: shooting yourself in the foot
Bart, why do you continue just out and out dividing
our core of the party? Your calculus that to mock,
belittle, make fun of, denigrate, and classify
as detached from reality people who believe in God will
put another republican in the nut house,errr
White House. Every day I read your site, seeing a most
times intelligent discussion that doesn't stick
its finger in the winds and get swayed by any type of pressure?
Quotes
"The universe was created by an all-powerful
all-knowing being who came down to us
in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie
who was his own father who can make you live
forever if you symbolically eat his
flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as
your master, so he can remove an evil
force from your soul that is present in humanity
because a rib-woman was convinced by
a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."
-- every Christian in America
Subject: Morrissey concert in Dallas - he liked my BartCop shirt!
Bart,
Last night I was front row center for the Morrissey
show in Dallas.
I wore my "Worst President Ever" shirt, and when
Morrissey came out he
saw it and gave me the "A-OK" sign.
He also changed the lyrics of "I Will See You
In Far Off Places" from
"and if the USA doesn't bomb you" to "and if
George W. Bush doesn't kill you."
Morrissey hates Bush as much as we do. It
was great!!
Maryam
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Why did
Bush Lie about the WTC?
Hear ABC News talk about his false facts
Excerpt:
John Cochran told Peter Jennings, "He was about
to leave the hotel, reporters saw Andy Card whisper into his ear,
then we asked Bush 'Do you know what's going
on in New York'? - he said he did and would have something
to say about it later."
This contradicts Bush's statement that he made
on two separate occasions, that he first learned of what was
going on in New York from watching a television
outside
that Florida classroom as he prepared to read the
stupid Goat book to the children.
Bush said, "I was outside the classroom waiting
to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower -- the TV was
obviously on, and I use to fly myself, and I
smirked, "There's one terrible pilot."
No network ran video of the first plane until
the next day - Bush didn't see what he claims he saw,
or he saw a private feed, perhaps from the Pentagon,
which makes you wonder why they were
taping the WTC before the first plane hit.
You know me - I'm not a conspiracy guy - but this
is more proof that Bush is lying.
If he's innocent about the events on 9-11, why
does he have to lie?
Subject: Bush's Obsession with Marc Emery
Dear BC, would you consider covering the HorrorShow that is the BC3/Marc Emery extradition?
This is about the Busheviks putting more pressure on Canada to toe the line on Bushevik policy & control...
Why should Canadians respect Americans who charge
a foreigner, when the Americans who *ordered*
the wee pot seeds aren't charged...
the LAST time we handed over a Canadian, we ended up giving
the poor bastard $9M to say we were infinitely
sorry we ever trusted Americans...
why oh why should WILD plants seeds be worth LIFE
in prison... ?
since when does the US have the right to swoop
into Canada to enforce US policies??
pot smoking 'crime' helps isolate, remove &
excise voting rights...
& improves the profit for prisons... now
BBP
Osama runs free while the insane American government chases after pot
seed shippers.
Tommy Chong, Martha Stewart, Marc Emery - Bush is so effective bringing
evildoers to justice.
Cindy Sheehan says goodbye
Excerpt:
I am going to take whatever I have left and go
home. I am going to go home and be a mother to my
surviving children and try to regain some of
what I have lost. I will try to maintain and nurture some very
positive relationships that I have found in the
journey that I was forced into when Casey died and try to
repair some of the ones that have fallen apart
since I began this single-minded crusade to try and change
a paradigm that is now, I am afraid, carved in
immovable, unbendable and rigidly mendacious marble.
Good-bye America ...you are not the country that
I love and I finally realized no matter
how much I sacrifice, I can't make you be that
country unless you want it.
Poor Cindy - she gave this country a great gift
- the idea that maybe Bush's quagmire was a bad thing,
but she made so many mistakes and incredibly
bad choices, even to the point of bungling her leaving.
Why couldn't she have resigned saying, "With
polls showing that about 70% of America now
agrees with me, I'm turning over the anti-war
leadership to someone else so I can get back
to my family..." but
no. She goes out bitter and broken and there's no reason why it had
to be that way.
I don't know if she was taking bad advice or if
her problem was that she refused to take advice,
but rarely does someone with her media presence
make so many big and costly mistakes.
The day the Democrats took back congress, they
had to cancel their press conference because
Cindy and her peeps (not sure who they are) were
disrupting things, making her seem crazy.
Fighting with the Democrats was a hueueueueueueuge
mistake.
When you attack the left and the right,
how can you be surprised when bullets fly from all sides?
If only she had had a Christian Livemore-type
advisor, she might've picker her fights more wisely.
If only she had a infatiguable fighter with a
low IQ and a smart mouth feeding her snarky comebacks,
she might've enjoyed her fights with the bastards
of the American whore media a little more.
But mistakes or not, she'll always be the patriot who stood up first and loudest.
The next time some insane Republican gets us into
a war for no reason, someone will ask,
"Where is our new Cindy Sheehan - who's going
to stand up?"
Subject: I have a deal
Hello, i am here to propose you a deal.
I want to be fair, I have stealed Canadian Bank
accounts, and credit cards.
I spam evry day for credit cards and Bank accounts.
Can you accept to send to you the money from these
stealed accounts and you to cashout?
After that you will send me via Western Union
50% of what i send to you.
I can send up to 5k per day.. We can make nice
profit...
Please reply me cata_ktl2002@yahoo.com
if you are interested.
Thank you very much.
cata_ktl2002@yahoo.com
Sure, you seem like an honest guy - send me all your damn cash.
And look for me to send you back your hard-earned half.
Subject: Kerry
Bart,
Why haven't the anti-Hillary people acknowledge
that they haven't gone after Kerry with
the same viciousness for his "cut and run" cowardice
the morning after the election?
Why does he deserve a free pass for his betrayal
of his supporters the morning after
the election, when he swore he would stay in
the fight until every vote was counted?
And what about all those millions of dollars he
still had leftover from the race that Kerry
promised he would spend on any lawsuits filed
to protect the integrity of the election?
Kerry did nothing. But where did all that
money go?
Why isn't anyone pissed off about that?
KW
They're busy being mad at Hillary.
Quotes
"If we quit Vietnam, tomorrow we'll be fighting
in Hawaii,
and next week we'll have to fight in
San Francisco."
-- LBJ, on the long discredited 'domino theory' Link
"We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan
today,
so that we do not meet him again on
our own streets, in our own cities."
-- Dubya, stealing hundreds of millions of dollars every day, Link
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Subject: The Goals of Zionism
I think it ironic that Bush is thought to be a
war monger
when it is he alone that will not invade Iran
or bomb them.
Koch
ha ha
You did nt say that!
You did nt say that!
ha ha
Should we give Bush a medal for
every country he doesn't rape and murder?
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Matt Groenig (The Simpsons) said, "Troubletown
is terrific."
Dan Savage said, "Thank God, there's at least
one person out there who
can clearly see the lies and the malice and
he's still got a sense of humor."
Quotes
"I obviously thought he had weapons, he didn't
have weapons; the world thought he had weapons.
It was a surprise to me that he didn't
have the weapons of mass destruction everybody thought
he had, but he had the capacity at
some point in time to make weapons..."
-- Dubya, lying to himself, lying to us,
WaHoPo
Butt Monkey, your Mother has the capacity, at some point in time,
to make weapons.
Are you going to invade Houston and murder her like you did Saddam?
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The Truth
about Obama
An Olive Branch from Bart
I had a chance to actually watch the whore network news last weekend,
and I noticed something that gives us all an excuse to stop fighting.
Obama and Hillary were two of only 14 senators to vote no on the Democrat
sellout.
If you think that was a coincidence, I'm grateful but surprised you're
reading this page.
I'm guessing Obama (Remember, this is my olive branch - a gesture of
peace) voted the way he did
for purely politican reasons. He calculated his odds, he looked
around, he considered his options,
and he ended up making the moves that were most likely to get him closer
to his ultimate goal
which one can assume is the White House.
How dare he try to win?
How dare he play politics with politics?
Who does he think he is, Hillary?
After that vote, if you think SHE voted that way because she's a
cold & heartless shrew,
and with the same breath, you think HE voted that way because, he's
pure and votes his heart,
then I say you're ignoring the facts in front of your face.
They (the Hillary/Obama team) voted that way because one of them is
going to be president.
Did you know they both waited until the last minute to vote,
so those not running for president
would get blamed while the two Dem front runners could be seen as wild-ass,
populist Mavericks?
<Bart does a shot>
You think that charade would fool a Bartcop?
One reason I've been harping on the "Will you support the Demn front-runner"
question is that
it's clear to me that Hillary and Obama
have teamed up and nobody sees that - yet.
It's impossible to think that they seperately sprung their surprise
vote by voting last - together.
Who said, (Maybe it was me?) how many coincidences does it take before
it's a conspiracy?
They got together, He and Her, and they agreed to vote the way they did.
Bottom line?
They're a team and they got together and decided on this last-minute
vote strategery.
Apparently nobody else sees that because why else would the Obama backers
be venting
all their anger at Hillary? She's going to head the Obama ticket
- you can't see that?
What will the Obama backers say when he accepts Hillary's VP offer?
People who read bartcop.com will say, "That's old news."
C'mon, disagree with me!
They voted as a team
and I don't want my good friends in the Obama camp to be surprised or
embarrassed when Barack walks into history as part of the
Clinton-Obama!
team.
Obama is - horror of horrors - a politician with ambition.
Let's decide - do we hate those kinds of people or not?
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July 14th
Bart, I'd love to help with the San Fran Fest 2007!
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Why I Love
Bush
by Maureen Dowd
Excerpt:
The saddest spot in Washington is the inverted
V of the black granite Vietnam wall, jutting up with the
names of young men dying in a war that their
leaders already knew could not be won. So many died
because of ego and deceit - because L.B.J. and
Robert McNamara wanted to save face or because
Henry Kissinger wanted to protect Nixon's re-election
chances. Now the Bush administration finds
itself at that same hour of shame. W. thinks
he can save face if he keeps taunting Democrats as the
party of surrender - just as Nixon did - and
dumps the Frankenstate he's created on his successor.
So why did you work so hard to get that idiot elected? You
told 1,000 lies about Gore during the
campaign of 2000 while praising every ugly smirk that came from that
blood-thirsty monster's mouth.
You have blood on your hands, Maureen.
Why couldn't you just tell the truth?
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"Iraq looks like a wasteland. Driving from
the airport
reminded me of something out of Armageddon."
Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,422....3,434
3454
3466
American victims
That's fucked up.
44
more families destroyed by Bush greed since Thursday.
46
if you count the families of the kidnapped & tortured.
...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Did Dr Laura raise a racist who's pro-rape?
Excerpt:
Laura Schlessinger, a
woman of high moral character, is appealing to news media outlets
to respect
her racist son's privacy amid an Army investigation
into whether he is behind a lurid personal Web page
that featured cartoon depictions of rape, murder,
torture and child molestation.
Deryk Schlessinger's Web page, which has since
been taken down, included a photograph of a bound
and blindfolded detainee, accounts of illicit
drug use and a blog entry headlined by a series of obscenities
and racial epithets.
Dr Laura's little child molester wrote, "godless
crazy people like me" have become "a generation of apathetic killers."
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TV Stuff
On that last C.S.I., did you catch the great Chuck and
Bob from Soap?
In the late 70's, Soap was one of the funniest shows
on the air and they
got away with a lot of ribald stuff because Chuck was a gay-baiting
puppet.
On the Lot is a new show on FOX.
They found 40 unknown amateur movie directors and put them in competition
for a million dollar contract with Dreamworks. They produce one
minute movies
and then kick a few off the island each week Most of the short
movies are hyper-terrible.
Seriously, I could do better and I've never directed anything.
Four of the worst movies
were about farts, urine and taking a dump and Hollywood should be ashamed
because
that's what they've given us - movie after movie with no jokes, just
tons of fart gags..
As long we keep paying for "shitty" entertainment, that's what we're
going to get.
Meanwhile, they cancelled Veronica Mars probably because
it didn't do fart jokes.
TVLand ran some old I Love Lucy episodes Memorial
Day. One of the funniest episodes ever
was the first day Lucy was in Hollywood. She went celeb-hunting and
ran into William Holden
(not as famous as Paris Hilton, but he was a star years ago). She made
a fool of herself and ran away,
but then Ricky brings him to the house that night, so Lucy put on a
long fake nose to meet him, hoping he
wouldn't recognize her. The look on Ricky's face was priceless. The
fake nose began to itch, and when
Lucy scratched it, she made it even longer. Finally, in an effort
to calm down, she lit a cigarette and
her nose caught on fire. If you never saw that episode it might
not read funny, but it's a TV classic.
Coming Soon
Kathy Griffin
returns on Bravo June 5th - I can't wait.
Rescue Me, the big one - the best show on TV - returns
June 13.
I'm going to bug you to watch that show.
It's by far THE best show on TV, how can you not give it a chance?.
Subject: Republican fools
Republicans stole the elections in 2000 and 2004.
The U.S. Attorneys firing scandal was the early
stages of Republicans attempts to steal future elections.
Gingrich understands the only other way for Republicans
to win is by appealing to a confluence of
conservative Christian nuts, gun nuts, anti tax
nuts, racists, homophobe nuts, and other malcontents.
Republicans can't win on the issues so they appeal
to the hate of those groups
because their hate will influence their vote
more than any issue.
Wild Bill
Lindsay
Lohan hurt in DUI wreck
They found some cocaine, too
"Maybe I can share a cell with Paris..."
Excerpt:
Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI Saturday after
her car struck a curb at 5:30 AM
and investigators found what they believe is
cocaine in the actress' car, police said.
Cops arrested Lohan at the hospital for investigation
of misdemeanor DUI, McCann said.
She was released from custody because she was
admitted to the hospital with minor injuries.
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