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Weekend-Monday June 2-4, 2007 Vol 1988 - That took Sac
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Quotes
"He gave six of us a presidential coin, tell
us not to tell the rest of the people
that was there, and then after that
he told us don't go sell it on eBay.
Now you tell me how insensitive that
can be? What kind of caring person is that?''
-- Elaine Johnson, stunned after seeing the Murder Monkey's
childlike stupidity Link
The Hariri
Case & Double Standards
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
Though Bush and Blair have the blood of possibly
a half million Iraqis on their hands - deaths attributable
to an illegal invasion in defiance of the U.N.
Charter - no one in a position of authority would be foolhardy
enough to suggest that Bush and Blair be hauled
before a tribunal for their crimes.
Bush and Blair head powerful governments that
possess nuclear arsenals and hold U.N. Security Council vetoes.
Whatever the facts surrounding Bush-Blair violations
of international law - regardless of how much bloodshed
they have caused - they remain effectively immune
from international law, beyond the reach of justice.
Or as Bush likes to joke when asked if his actions
have violated international law,
"International law? I better call my lawyer."
The problem is, his lawyer is Tortureboy Gonzales.
He's given Bush the green light to break all the laws he wants - bar
none.
And as Robert Parry says, he's beyond all accountability.
Failed Presidents
Excerpt:
This is in part why persistent cries for impeachment
have gone nowhere in the Democratic Party hierarchy.
Arguably the most accurate gut check on what
the country feels about Mr. Bush was a January Newsweek
poll finding that a sizable American majority
just wished that his "presidency was over." This flat-lining
administration inspires contempt and dismay more
than the deep-seated, long-term revulsion whipped up
by Nixon; voters just can't wait for Mr. Bush
to leave Washington so that someone, anyone, can turn the
page and start rectifying the damage. Yet if
he lacks Nixon's larger-than-life villainy, he will nonetheless leave
Americans feeling much the way they did after
Nixon fled: in a state of anger about the state of the nation.
What?
Subject: Bart hates Arianna
Your Jihad against Arianna Huffington is veering
into Rush Limbaugh territory.
Arianna has every right to grill Hillary for
her duplicity and deceptions.
LJBK
Of course, she has the right to voice her opinion.
But it seems she can't breathe in air without exhaling some Hillary
hate.
Is Bush so perfect that Arianna only finds fauly in Hillary?
Doesn't Arianna have anything to say about the insane Murder
Monkey who
started this unwinnable world war and emptied the Treasury and killed
so many?
There must be a reason why Arianna turned into a one-trick pony.
Even Maureen Dowd spreads the hate around a little, but Arianna seems
to be
totally fixated on one particular goal - and that's stopping the lead
Democrat.
Subject: a spreading terror
Bart,
Isn't it interesting that terrorists are born
and gays are made?
Mike
Check out dissentisterror.com
Bush Screws
his Base
by Peggy Noonan, (R-Insane)
Excerpt:
Bush doesn't need his traditional supporters
anymore, because his problems can't be solved by the base.
And Bush doesn't even much like the base. Desperate
straits have left them liberated, and they are acting out
their disdain. Bush thinks his base is stupid
and that its heart is in the wrong place.
Conservative Bush supporters feel like sufferers
of battered wife syndrome.
You don't like endless gushing spending? Too
bad!
You don't like expanding governmental authority
and power? Too bad.
You think the war was wrong or is wrong? Too
bad.
Doncha just love it?
They're starting to hate him, too.
The conservative Republicans are catching up to the rest of the world.
Flynt on DC Sex Safari
Excerpt:
Hustler magazine is looking for some scandalous
sex in Washington again -- and willing to pay for it.
"Have you had a sexual encounter with a current
member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking
government official?" read a full-page ad taken
out by Larry Flynt's magazine in Sunday's Whore Post.
It offered $1 million for documented evidence
of illicit intimate relations with a congressman,
senator or other prominent officeholder. A toll-free
number and e-mail address were provided.
The last time Flynt made such an offer was in
October 1998 during the drive to impeach Clintonl.
Hmmm, this sounds like he already has something on somebody and he's
running that ad as a warning
to whomever his target is. Could be that another Republican is about
to make some juicy news.
Quotes
"The paparazzi was camped out - trying to get
that shot of Paris Hilton going to jail
but they missed getting that shot.
How did that happen?"
-- The CNN whores, crushed at not getting that picture
Subject: will we have an election next year?
Oh Bart....!!
I donated to Clinton-Gore in 1992... and there
was a moment, in January of 1993, when we all
held our breath, and wondered "Is George Senior
actually going to GIVE UP the presidency...?"
It was only a nagging, worrying doubt (not exactly
dread) - but it was there, and we all breathed a sigh
of relief when Clinton was inaugurated.
(Immediately, of course, the Washington ghouls came out and
tried to veto the Clinton election, making "Travel-Gate!"
and "File-Gate!" and "Whitewater" and
"Lincoln Bedroom" FAKE 'scandals' into
Mt. Everest constitutional-crisis scandals.)
Well, that was then.....
this is now, and the insane president and VP despise everyone who is not
part of the neo-Confederate (oil robber-baron)
ruling class, and in addition they have penis envy
for Saudi/Kuwaiti/Arab Emirates theocrat absolute
dictators.
...and what is "She" doing about it?
(withheld)
"She" is going to be president if the Democrats can't stop her.
Quotes
"Bush & Cheney like to say that insurgents
in Iraq listen to what we say over here.
If they do, there's no question that
this morning, those who seek to kill our troops are
buzzing with talk that America plans
on occupying Iraq forever. The bulls-eye on the back
of our troops just got a whole lot
bigger, and the president is to blame. He has to recant
these kinds of statements, so he doesn't
embolden the enemy more than he already has."
-- Jon Soltz, head VoteVets.org, americablog.com
Subject: South Korea
The same sort of idiots that conflate Bush's war
with WWII
will doubtless be swayed by the Bush propaganda
mill South Korea comparison
But didn't Ike say that 'If we are still on the Korean peninsula in 50 years, we will have failed?'
I'm in South Korea now - funny, but when I went
for a walk in Seoul yesterday
I didn't have to put on a flak jacket.
-Don
It's so true - isn't there
some way
we can get rid of Harry
Reid?
What If Our Mercenaries Turn On Us?
Excerpt:
Armed units from (Bush's secret and private Army)
Blackwater USA opened fire in Baghdad streets
twice in two days last week. It triggered a standoff
between the security contractors and Iraqi forces,
a reminder that the war in Iraq may be remembered
mostly in our history books for empowering and
building America's first modern mercenary army.
There are an estimated 20,000 to 30,000 armed security
contractors working in Iraq, although there are
no official figures and some estimates run much higher.
Security contractors are not counted as part
of the coalition forces. When the number of private mercenary
fighters is added to other civilian military
"contractors" who carry out logistical support activities such as
food preparation, the number rises to about 126,000.
"We got 126,000 contractors over there, some of
them making more than the secretary of defense,"
John Murtha (D., Pa.). "How in the hell
do you justify that?"
We have no idea what this bloody quagmire is costing
us.
Bush could be paying his private army $25,000
a month - times 120,000.
And in Iraq, the law is whatever Bush says it is, so they can never
be charged with anything.
Reason is Faith's Wrecking Ball
Excerpt:
I have yet to buy food at a faith-based grocery
store. I guess the billion people in the world without
clean drinking water are just suffering from
a lack of faith as opposed to science and technology that
I am exposed to. Senator Brownback states
"I firmly believe that each human person, regardless of
circumstance, was willed into being and made
for a purpose.". I guess the senator wasn't upset about 9-11
since "god" willed the hijackers into being and
they were made for the purpose of destroying buildings
and killing almost 3000 people in the process.
Of course, the hijackers were people of faith.
Subject: Bush land SnaTch in Paraguay
Also worthwhile to mention is that the land purchased
(stolen, most likely)
is next doorto both a US Military complex and
the Bushies favorite Savior
and rethuglycan sponsor the most-un-Reverend
Sun Myung Moon.
The really scary part is that Moons land lies
above a large (if not the largest) natural water aquifer,
the next resource we'll be fighting Emmanuel
Goldenstein, ummm, errr, Osama Bin Laden for.
Mills
If you think gas is expensive, wait till you see what
the BFEE will charge for a gallon of fresh water.
If you have money to invest, you want it in oil, gold and fresh water.
Hillary
maintains lead
Cross-dresser's lead slipping
Excerpt:
Clinton's lead remains steady over Obama and
Edwards, and the poll contains troubling news for both challengers.
Obama's support has softened and Edwards has
lost ground nationally over the past few months.
Rudy, the gay-loving, gun-hating friend-of-abortions
cross-dresser remains the leader in the GOP race,
but the poll suggests that the once-clear leader
loses support the more the GOP learns about him.
Insane McCain runs second in the GOP race, but
the poll results raise questions about his candidacy.
Mitt Romney, who has spent millions on television
ads already this year has only risen to third place,
Tennessee Tuxedo could muscle in because the
GOP lineup is so pitifully weak.
So, it's Hillary's race to lose.
Can the Democrats stop her from winning it all?
Subject: extended militarization in Iraq
I sure would hate to be an American or Britian
working in that new
590 Million dollar embassy when they say the
war is over...
Kidnapping will be rampant.
Would anyone ever venture outside the building?
funnominul
Our worst days in Iraq are ahead of us, not behind
us.
We have no idea what percent of the Iraqi army
is loyal to Al Sadr.
Another massive problem - what if 30,000 Iraqis
storm the Green Zone?
What can our military do - nuke themselves?
You won't be able to turn this off.
Quotes
"Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently
to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself
on the chest three times while he repeated
"I am the president!" He also made it clear he was
setting Iraq up so his successor could
not get out of 'our country's destiny.'"
-- Georgie Anne Geyer, (R-Sex with Castro) Link
Does anyone know anything about unity08.com?
Subject: Wesley Clark
remains my absolute first choice for president.
Check this guy's resume. Where do I send money?
JW
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Germany
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Passing the Buck on Iraq
Excerpt:
The White House has decided in recent days to
advance the whispered neocon strategy of
casting Iraq as Korea. The idea is to convince
Americans already weary of the quagmire that
Iraq should be viewed as a long-war; a multi-generational
conflict. The vain hope is that they can
hold back the total collapse of their faltering
junta just long enough to allow Bush and thugs to slip
around the carnage and chaos, and effectively
commit future administration and generations to either
cleaning up his mess or be branded with abandoning
it.
He'll get away with this if:
The military families remain
silent and obedient to Bush.
The press backs him up like
they always do.
The Democrats continue to cave
like they always do.
Isn't there any way we can get rid of Harry Reid?
And remember when Henny Stoyer, or whatever that guy's name is,
took that important House position from Jack Murtha back in January?
Have you hears Stoyers name once since then?
Murtha's still speaking out - where the hell is Stoyer?
Like Kerry, Stoyer fought hard for the damn job - then went to sleep.
featuring 
Subject: Intelligent life
This is my contribution to "What I think about evolution":
What does it mean to be an American? Are we not
citizens of this country
first long before we have joined any religion
or develop any belief system?
This country was founded on laws governing behavior
and actions.
We are free to believe whatever we wish, but we
may not act however we wish.
Abortion, sexual orientation lifestyles, and
belief in creationism, or whether or not
to wear a headscarf are all freedoms we have
to choose from, or not.
I cannot for the life of me understand why this
concept has not prevailed.
I have always believed to be an American is to
respect and honor diversity,
not to allow the powers that be to divide and
conquer us!
Thanks for providing this great forum, it is usually
a breath of fresh air!
A shot of Patron (all I have) to you.
Best wishes to you and yours.
EB
Quotes
"I'm actually worried about Paris Hilton in
a very opposite way. What if she becomes the bad
girl in prison? What if she goes on a crazy
stabbing rampage or she's the one that the other
prisoners are afraid of in the shower. It
is a hard time because Paris and I are such close friends.
I'm still trying to organize an intervention.
I said, "Paris, I'm looking out for you in the way
that Bill O'Reilly is looking out for all
of our best interests."
-- Kathy Griffin, whose new season starts
tomorrow night on Bravo, Link
Quotes
"Democrats such as Ms. Pelosi are not for terrorism
and mass murder.
But they do have a soft spot for terrorists
and mass murderers.
-- Jack Kelly, Bush's ass
licker in PittburgH Link
How about an old fashioned "fuck you" for this lying whore?
To give you an idea how crazy this handjob is Click
Here
to read his explanation of how great Bush handled Katrina.
He published his phone number, I suppose
he wants to hear from us.
I wonder if this guy agrees with Jack Kelly?
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Quotes
"Did you know that Fred Thompson knocked up
his high school girlfriend
and then married her only to leave
her for a woman 25 years younger than he is?
Thank God health care companies cover
Cialis!"
-- Cliff Schecter, Link
Subject: The REAL reason we're not intervening in the Darfur massacre
Have you ever heard of Gum Arabic?
It's the sap of the Acacia tree. It is a thick
liquid with no color, odor or flavor.
Some of its uses include food production (it's
found in soft drinks and flavorings) and publishing.
Publishing is the most important use of gum arabic.
Most of the printing presses on the market are
"offset" presses. They put ink on paper by moistening
the printing plate, which is flat, with "fountain solution,"
then rolling ink over it. The image areas on
the plate reject water; the non-image areas will be dampened
with the fountain solution. The ink used contains
oil, which won't stick to a dampened area.
This fountain solution must contain gum arabic.
There is no substitute for it--they've tried to make a
synthetic gum, and failed every attempt. The
gum holds the water to the non-image areas on the plate;
without gum you'd just get a big black blob where
you wanted white paper with black art on it.
Ninety-five percent of all the gum in the world
comes from the Sudan, and most of the gum in the
Sudan comes from Darfur. And they'll cut you
off if you aren't nice to them.
Oil is a nice export for Sudan, but it's not a
critical part of the world trade.
Gum is, and Sudan provides almost all of it.
'Course, if Bush were to invade the Sudan
the first thing he'd do is have all the acacia
trees cut down.
--jm
Want to trade links?
Quotes
"The United States government (the lying whore
means George W Bush) is on the verge
of approving a mass amnesty to millions of
illegal aliens -- a plan pushed aggressively by
meddling Mexican officials who reap billions
of dollars in remittances (illegal aliens' earnings
sent back to Mexico) without having to lift
a finger to clean up their own country."
-- Michelle Malkin, on Bush's Immigration bill,
Link
Subject: You made me vote
for the Moron
Excerpt:
Truth is, Dubya is the moron I voted for 2 times
because you people couldn't
come up with a better candidate than the global
warming Gustapo security chief
and Kerry the flip-flopper.
I straighten this guy out real good.
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Bush's Global
Warming Foot-Dragging
by
Robert Parry
Excerpt:
George W. Bush snared front-page attention for
his supposed shift on global warming, but his tepid
"aspirational goals" - and comments from his
NASA chief that a hotter planet might actually be
beneficial - continue to reflect Bush's long-held
doubts about the urgency of the problem.
Since running for the presidency in 2000, Bush
has justified his foot-dragging on the issue, in part,
through reliance on coal-industry-financed research
embracing the same notion expressed by Bush's
NASA administrator Michael Griffin, that global
warming may turn out to be a good thing.
Subject: BCR Show 118
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,475....3495
American dead
Drunk
moron at the wheel
They got 20 more over the weekend.
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
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Paris Hilton has Sac
She showed up at the MTV Movie Awards last night,
a day before America's greatest wish was about to come true,
knowing that America was foaming to see her get taken down a
few pegs,
knowing Sarah Silverman would be hosting,
knowing she'd be a major topic of ridicule.
Right on cue, Silverman said, "Paris Hilton
is going to jail,"
and suddenly, it was bigger than New Year's Eve in Times Square.
Then she said, "The cops will treat her mostly
like the other inmates, but the bars
are shaped likes penises
(which makes no sense) so I hope she doesn't
break her teeth,"
and it was back to New Year's Eve with mardi Gras on top of it..
She knew that was coming and she showed up anyway.
Attention whore, you say?
It took a lot of sac to show up to a horror show like that.
Which reminds me - a few years ago - think of the sac it took just to
leave her house
and face dozens if not hundreds of camera-carrying jackals in the weeks
and months after
that betrayal tape surfaced and quickly became the hottest thing in
the history of the internet.
Trust me - in the sickest way you can imagine - being betrayed is what
made the tape so hot,
which is why I can't understand how the betrayed woman caught all the
hell for the sex tape.
Since then, she's held her head high and refused to let the bastards
win.
Is that why we're supposed to hate her?
Because she's a fighter who refused to crumble and implode when she
went thru more humiliation than - I guess - any woman in history?
Thanks to her being victimized by a vengeful bastard ex-boyfriend,
Monica Lewsinsky is no longer the cheapest laugh a lazy or no-talent
comedian can get.
Sidebar:
Sarah Silverman, who I like, could use some lessons
on femininity from Paris.
Sarah Silverman stands like a pro-linebacker
waiting for a bus.
I don't understand these things, but professional
models like Paris understand
that a woman stands with one foot forward, or
one shoulder higher, or whatever
- I don't know the rules, but it's the difference
between feminine and linebackers.
...and if only the Democrats had half the sac that Paris
Hilton has,
we'd have no more soldiers being pushed into the giant meat-grinder
in Iraq.
If the Democrats hear a rumor somebody might say something bad
about them,
they crawl under a table and tremble until they wet themselves with
fear.
...and America's greatest wish came true a day early.
A-Rod taunted
by Red Sox Fans
He's married - but dating a blonde stripper
Excerpt:
Hundreds of Red Sox fans donned yellow-haired
masks last night, taunting
Yankees star Alex Rodriguez about his liaison
with a buxom blond stripper.
The public ridicule came hours after the Yankees
$252 million man made nice
with his wife, Cynthia - spending $6,000
on diamond necklaces for her.
(Kobe spent $4M on jewelry after he got caught!)
Rodriguez gets caught flying his hooker to meet
him for away games,
and his punishment is having to buy his wife
a $6,000 "I'm sorry"
necklace?
Mischa Barton
Survives
...the party in Nicole Ritchie's back yard
See more of Mischa at BC Hotties
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