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Tuesday-Monday Nov 20-26, 2007 Vol 2073 - Crawford Goat Grab
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Quotes "I spoke with those individuals, and they assured
me they were not involved in this.
"The most powerful leader in the world had
called upon me to speak on his behalf and help restore
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Bush's Clever
Cognitive Dissonance
Excerpt:
To many Americans who have been aghast at Bush's
six-plus years of trampling the Constitution,
For Bush, however, this divergence of words from
behavior may be closer to the fable of the Emperor's
In this case, the Washington press corps reported
on Bush's speech as if the President
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Quotes "I think she's a very formidable candidate,
and she has been under pressure.
"I can't tell if Bush is endorsing Hillary,
hoping she's the nominee,
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Bush ally Howard loses Excerpt:
He will be replaced by Kevin Rudd, the Labor Party
leader. "Today Australia looks to the future," Rudd told
Howard's defeat follows that of José María
Aznar of Spain, who also backed Bush's bloody invasion and
So Bush has lost three poodles? The pro-war Bushie will lose anywhere they have free elections.
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Proof he's crazy Quotes "I'll take my chances."
"A higher being has a mission for me in my
life."
"What America needs now is another religious
wingnut
I know - how about a candidate who believes
in science and logic?
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Subject: where are you? Where are you and what is going on with the website?
Sorry about that, but when I'm away I always leave a message as to why.
If the page doesn't change for a few days, read the page that's up closely
It feels good to be back home.
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The Deal
with Ron Paul
Excerpt:
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Quotes "I will never wash this hand again. He's the
best president in the world."
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Subject: Dead soldiers Bart: I believe that it was actually announced (very
quietly) that the only soldiers counted as "war casualties"
Now, it becomes very easy to manipulate numbers
with those kind of rules. Harrah's Tahoe does it all the time.
Then they will release word that he died at, or
"on the way" to the hospital.
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Visit jointhesolution.com/cavegal Solar on a tight budget?
20,000 more vet brain injuries Excerpt:
The data, provided by the Army, Navy and Department
of Veterans Affairs, show that about five times
The number of brain-injury cases were tabulated
from records kept by the VA and four military bases
They're lying about the costs of this war - and anyone who asks a question
doesn't "support the troops."
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Hate Crimes
Up under Bush
They say, "Torture isn't torture."
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Bombing
Hiroshima
Excerpt:
"The Japanese were ready to surrender," said Dwight
Eisenhower, who believed the bomb was "completely unnecessary."
Japan wanted only to keep its emperor. Understandably,
the nation feared the consequences of the unconditional surrender
Some have tried to rewrite history and have said
that to win the war without nuclear weapons, the U.S. would have had to
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Subject: About those 7000 families returning to Baghdad.... Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki hails the
"return" of "7,000 families" to Baghdad as proof positive
They're being kicked out of Damascus, and they're
not allowed into the U.S.,
http://www.antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=11930
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Consumerama
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Why I hate
Hillary...
Excerpt:
Wait - so if the front-runner splits the party,
we should nominate someone with less support?
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Subject: Great Answer to a Stupid Question Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper,
asked:
The Marine shrugged and replied,
That might be a great joke ...if they invaded
us.
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Read about our new courtroom campaign to save whales
Quotes "This is the Marcos moment, where we tell the
friendly and decent dictator, that his time has passed.
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Subject: European gas Bart, you ably responded to a monkey who was talking
up
You asked: > "But the Brits get free health care - we
pay $1000 a month for ours.
Good answer, but it's even better than that -
we don't really have to
I admit, I still miss being able to get a decent
pizza.
ha ha Anyway, I'm pretty sure high oil prices were exactly what Cheney wanted. Love always,
Avedon is a long time friend of bartcop.com
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Subject: Kerry/Pickens Bart, Kerry's such a putz.
Dear Mr. Pickens: While I have known for years that you were
an unprincipled corporate raider with a heart
Who woulda ever thought ?! Paul in NC
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Quotes "A new poll finds Mitch the Bitch McConnell's
(R-KY ha ha
) approval rating
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Subject: Dead in the Army Who would have imagined there could be so many
deaths during peacetime?
Bush's war year in 2004 had less military deaths
than Jimmy Carter's peace time year in 1980.
From newsgnome.blogspot.com (Military deaths) FIGURES ARE CONFIRMED ON DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
SITE
Peter, that web site is a giant handjob - it's
a joke.
"Pretty soon we're not going to have a young
African-American male population in America.
John Edwards has never been that stupid, but Bill
Bennett is, and it was Bennett who said that.
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Syphlitic Quotes "The first contingent of over 60 members of
my family arrives today
"I don't know how to milk a rat. And even if
I knew how to milk a rat,
"I actually thank God that I became addicted
to pain pills, because the process
"What people forget is that markets work --
if you just let them work themselves out."
"'Feminist men' are the ones that need batteries."
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Subject: your fundraiser Bart, you're a lousy fundraiser.
Tim, I agree.
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Quotes "We have elected Democratic officials who seem
more worried about how Bush might
But Kissyface, if the troops came home, Iran couldn't kill them.
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Subject: Kos & Newsweek - Juan Williams Bart: Somebody might ask Mr. Williams what Mr. Rove's
credentials as a journalist are.
Or, they could ask that whore Juan Williams what makes HIM a journalist
I'm so old, I remember when Juan Williams had some self-respect.
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How much Exxon pays for oil Excerpt:
Big oil companies refine more crude than they
produce. That means they must buy crude to refine at
To be sure, producing the stuff has made big money
for big oil over the last few years.
The world's cheapest oil to extract comes from
Saudi Arabia and costs $2 a barrel. But that oil,
For Western firms, it can cost as little as $5
to $7 a barrel to pump.
If you read the article, they have a bunch of
hooey about poor Exxon and their costs,
Sometimes Exxon pays retail, sometimes they buy
wholesale.
Nobody is as greedy as an oil man.
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They read it in Sarajevo, Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina. They read it in Tuscola, Illinois. They read it in Melbourne, Austrailia They read it in Torrington, Connecticut. They read it in Pretoria, South Africa
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Subject: Thanks Dear Bart, You have been THE forum for us on the west side of Maui. My OLD bud Fud has been involved with you for
the decades.
You and all of your people (devotees would be
more accurate),
Just needed to tell you folks i read what you
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YOU FOLKS ARE GREAT!
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Entertainment Page
Iraq
pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day. No wonder they were so eager to start a war, It's the biggest theft in Earth's history. Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
We lost another 5 soldiers since last issue. We have 3,876 dead soldiers. We'd like to bring the soldiers home,
Ted Bundy killed 28.
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Bush can live with that,
$100M
a day,
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Colby with his WPE shirt at Disney World's Hall of Presidents
Bush Pushes
Pakistan to the Brink
Excerpt:
It all started in 2002. The Bush administration
decided U.S. forces should stay and occupy
Meddling in and occupation of Muslim lands by
non-Muslims is what drives Islamists to violent acts
I'll bet 90 percent of Americans don't even know
that's true.
Similarly, continued occupation of Afghanistan
and the failed attempt to eradicate opium have led
That's where Pakistan comes in. The Pakistani
intelligence services, in order to dominate Afghanistan,
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