Quotes

"I'm amazed at our citizens who understand the risks,
  understand the hardships, who volunteer to do this."
     --Dubya, amazed that more soldiers don't desert to get drunk and snort coke during wartime like he did,  Link
 

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Rich and White? The GOP Needs You
It's OK is you're gay, just be rich and white

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 Excerpt:
Confronting an enormous fund-raising gap, Republican Party bastards are aggressively recruiting wealthy
white candidates who will spend their own money to finance their Congressional races, party officials say.
Republican Strategerists have enlisted wealthy candidates to run in at least a dozen Congressional districts.

These wealthy bastards have each already invested $100,000 to $1 million of their own money to
finance their "screw-the-poor" campaigns. Experts say that is a large amount for this early in the cycle.

Democrats say that the recruiting underscores the Fascist's financial weakness since they lost Congress in 2006.

There are SIX Republican senators who've chosen to resign rather that see a Lady Democrat in the White House.
Do you think so many would resign if Obama or Edwards was our assumed nominee?

They all CLAIM they want to run against Hillary, but why are so many of them leaving?
 

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Happy Days are Here Again?
Can we pull defeat from the jaws of victory?

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 Excerpt:
So, even if Democrats have done little to burnish a reputation for running things any better - as reflected in
the low approval ratings for Congress they now control - the fact remains: They may not have to.

That’s because every traditional indicator of election forecasting - from public opinion polls and issue resonance
to candidate recruitment and the “over/under” balance of seats in play - suggests that congressional Democrats
have just as much going for them in 2008 as they had in 2006, if not more. They now have the power of
incumbency to give them added advantages in raising money, attracting top-tier candidates, controlling the
legislative agenda and capturing the political zeitgeist.

Is it really going to happen?
Will our next president have a veto-proof majority?

First, we have to guard against those who want to derail our front-runner.
If she wins, she'll have to be at constant attention for the traditional Democrtic back-stabbing.

This ought to be a slam-dunk, no-brainer, no matter what that idiot/slut Zogby says.
But, knowing the suicidal Dems like I do, they could still find a way to screw this up.

If only we had a Dem with an IQ of 64 to run this party!
 

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Lott resigning over gay sex scandal????

  http://bigheaddc.com

 Excerpt:
He would travel all over the world to meet his clients, which included high profile celebrities,
businessmen and even politicians in the United States Congress.

Sometimes within his writings he’d give advice on how other males could become successful escorts.
Other times he’d post videos of himself flexing on YouTube. Once, he even scolded gay escort
Mike Jones for outing Rev. Ted Haggard as one of his gay escort business participants.

“You were paid for sex, Mike,” he wrote in 2006. “The most important rule you can follow when
taking people’s money in exchange for sex is that—no matter what—their lives stay their own and
whatever passes between the two of you remains private. Period.”

Many of his clients greatly appreciate his professionalism. In fact, according to one 66-year-old patron
who reviewed him on a gay escort site, he is “a very reliable escort who keeps you informed.”

The boy happens to be real, and his “stage name” is Benjamin Nicholas. One of the politicos Big Head DC
has learned he’s alleged to have been involved with is the married Sen. Trent Lott, 66, who unexpectedly
announced his retirement on Monday. Lott is well-known to have been against a plethora of gay rights
issues throughout his terms in Congress.

Nicholas confirmed that another publication is working on a story about a “possible relationship”
between Lott and himself, but Nicholas also “politely declined” an interview for that story.

Lott is the 6th GOP senator to say, "Fuck it, I'm out of here."
Is it the gay sex scandal that got him?
Or is it just good, old-fashioned Republican greed?
 

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Subject: Quote from West Wing

Bart,

I think it was the first season of the West Wing, when Martin Sheen said he intended to introduce a bill
that was not widely backed. When he was told he couldn´t win, he replied, "When you´re the President,
you don´t fight the battles you can win. You fight the battles that need to be fought."

It´s a damned shame today´s real Democrats don´t have that same dedication.
  Ron in Lima
 

Ron, first we have to take power, then we'll change the rules :)

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Why I hate Hillary...
 by

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I ran out of time
I'll run Arianna's "I hate Hillary" column tomorrow.
 

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Subject: Cheney's heart

Cheney has an irregular heartbeat?

How the hell did they find it?

Is there a Hubble microscope?
  Dale
 

Dude, good one!
 

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Quotes

"Bush seems to have Pelosi and Reid in a full nelson. Just a year after Democrats charged into power
against a Republican president with bottom-scraping poll numbers and a soured war, it's the Democrats
who are crying uncle in the biggest budget confrontation since the 1995 government shutdown.
Pelosi and Reid have already begun backing down. They wrote the White House this month asking
for negotiations. Last week, Reid offered to 'split the difference' with Bush on the spending bills.
The White House refused."
     --  Carolyn Lochhead,   Link

Well of course he refused to negotiate.
As stupid as Bush is, even he knows Pelosi and Reid will back down because they do it every time.
We need wartime consiglieris right now, not two Kumbaya-singing pussies.

Pelosi's "Impeachment is off the table" could become as famous as Chamberlain's "Peace in our time"
on history's yardstick of biggest political bungles of all time.   
 

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Subject: Hiroshima

Hey Bart.

One thing, even as a young kid, bothered me about Hiroshima: how did they not surrender, thereby
allowing Nagasaki to also get nuked? Did they think that big ol' mushroom cloud was a one-hit wonder?

Did they think the leaflet droppings warning of round 2 were just a bluff?? If for no other reason,
Hirohito should have been convicted of war crimes for letting another 80,000 people die - but no,
he gets to stay on as glorious-albeit-impotent cloud-being-on-earth.

All the best,
 John

John, you make some good points. I think not surrendering after Hiroshima was the right move
because total surrender to some invading country - to give them your land - is no small feat.

And maybe Round Two wasn't a bluff, but rounds 3, 4, 5 etc were all bluffs.
Truman let them think we had a hundred more of those and that's what forced their surrender.
Had they known we only had two, they could've said, "Go to hell" and fought us for years.

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"I don’t think Michelle would claim that she is the best qualified person to be a
U.S. Senator by virtue of me talking to her on occasion about the work I’ve done."
    -- Obama, saying that Hillary watching Bill do a job doesn't make her qualified to do the same job,   Link

Maybe this is what Hillary meant when she asked her opponents to fight fair, and not use Republican tricks?
The GOP wants you to think Hillary baked cookies for 8 years, and what could she possibly know about
important "mens work" that her husband was doing when she was in her little women's kitchen?
In effect, he's calling Hillary "Pickels" and I think voting women will take that as an insult.

"If she wants to tout her experience of having visited countries, that's fine. I don't think that
Madeleine Albright would think Hillary was the face of foreign policy during the Clinton Administration.
But maybe she'll disagree with that."
    -- Obama, staying with that not-gonna-work tactic, but what else can he do?    Link

"Hillary represented American interests and values during her visits to more than 80 countries
and would be ready from the very first day to lead our nation in a dangerous and complicated
world, which is why I am supporting her candidacy."
     -- Madeleine Albright, making Obama look like a newbie making a lot of rookie mistakes,    Link

I like Obama - I've said so many times - but we can't have a newbie making rookie mistakes when he's dealing
with Al Qaeda or a nuclear North Korea or a insane-with-nukes Iran so he's making Hillary's point for her.
He's just not ready, it's not Obama's time - yet.  He needs to ride with training wheels a little longer.   
 

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Subject: WPE shirt on youtube video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l4Ci-0VnTfU

this is billybobjoe57 on youtube in his latest observations on recent news and the current illegal evil administration.

check with him to see if you can use a jpg of his video with a familiar t-shirt in the back ground.
  ducks
 

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Syphlitic Quotes

"Don't doubt me.  I say it, you believe it. That's the rule."
       -- the vulgar Pigboy, who had deluded himself into "godhood"

"Tom Brokaw blew it when he titled his new book on the Baby Boomers;
   he should have called it 'The Lamest Generation.'"
      -- His Oinkness, on how lame people his age are,

"Tom Brokaw is just as jealous as he can be of me and a lot of other people.
   I could buy Montana. Brokaw can only afford one ranch there."
    -- the sick bastard, possibly with a naked 8 year-old Dominican boy in his lap,

"Obama says Oprah is going to hit the campaign trail with him. What will the Clintons do here?
  Don Vito Clintonleone... will he get on the phone with Oprah?"
   -- Rush, hallucinating from the ravages of that terrible syphlis fever,

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Subject: It depends on what your definition of CHANGE is

All of the Democratic candidates are running on the platform that they will bring change.
But what change means varies from candidate to candidate. For example, if you elect
Obama or Edwards change means that they are going to be different because they
have never done this before and are "Washington Outsiders". To Clinton however
change means reversing what Bush did to America and going back to the way
things were when Bill Clinton was president.

The definition of change should focus not on what you are changing from, but what
you are changing to. With Clinton you pretty much know what you're getting. I think
that president Hillary Clinton is going to be very similar to president Bill Clinton.
In a way Hillary's campaign is a referendum on Bill Clinton's presidency. And when
you elect Hillary you get Bill, too. So if you like Bill Clinton then you should vote Hillary.

If you don't like Bill Clinton then vote for someone else. When Bill Clinton was president
we had peace and prosperity and a budget surplus. So it me it's like the band is getting
back together again, which is why I'm going to support Hillary in the Democratic primary.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA. 

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Subject: Hillary

Bart, I don't hate Hillary, I just don't think she's the right person to lead this country.
Curious about your opinion of the latest Gallup Poll, here's the link:

Here's the really interesting part:
Hillary trails Giuliani, McCain, Romney, and even Thompson!!
Obama is tied with Giuliani, and leads the other 3.

Thoughts?

Thank you,
Paul in Boca Raton

Paul, that's not what that story says - it says "Dems look good" and she's leading the Dems.
Were you gambling that I'd post this without checking it out? :)

The whore media says Hillary must win Iowa, and I think she will, but she doesn't need to.
She's still waaaay ahead of the pack and it'll take something like a terrorist attack to stop her.
 

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Bush turns friends into enemies

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One by one the leaders on the world stage who put their faith in Bush and thoughtlessly did his bidding
have fallen in disgrace, usually rejected by their own voters. The first to go were Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi
and Spain’s José María Aznar. Then Britain’s Tony Blair was forced to surrender to give Labour a chance
to hold a majority in the next election. In the last week, Jaros?aw Kaczy?ski, a conservative ally in Poland fell,
and over the weekend, Bush’s most faithful follower in the entire pack, the veritable boot-licker John Howard
of Australia. In each case, the association with Bush was electoral cyanide to voters back home.
 

We called him "President Poison" months or years ago.
If the low-IQ Okie could see it, why couldn't everybody?
 

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They read it in Southington, CT

They read it in Kamloops, BC, Canada

They read it in Solsberry, IN

They read it in London, UK

They read it in Den Haag, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
 

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Subject: Revisionist history of Hiroshima

Hi Bart,

Ask any of the Marines earmarked for Operation ‘Olympic’ if they would have agreed with not using the bomb.
I knew some of them, one had been through 5 island campaigns and knew he’d never have survived another.
Invade Japan? Take Pelieu, Iwo, Okinawa and multiply them by 500 or so for the numbers of dead/wounded GIs
…and then multiply THAT by 20 to get the dead Japanese tally.

Sure, the atom bombs were awful. So is stabbing another human with a bayonet. War absolutely sucks, and the
A-bombs meant the end of WWII YEARS before a ‘conventional’ invasion/occupation of Japan would have done.
Might as well say the Holocaust was Jewish propaganda.

Keep up the GREAT site mate- glad you present different views, even if I vehemently disagree ones like this.
-Don

Don, I agree with you.

The bad news is - it's our side that's re-writing history.
Maybe it's true, but I'd never before heard that Ike, Leahy and MacArthur opposed the bomb.

Is that something everybody knew but me?
That makes Truman a nut who refused to listen to his battlefield generals during a war.

I wish the old consortiumnews.com would come back.
If they had to change to stay in business, I can understand that, but it still disappoints me.
 

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The Poodles of the U.S. News Media
 by Norman Soloman

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 Excerpt:
At times, long after laying the big flagstones on the path to war, mainstream U.S. media outlets
resolve to be more independent next time. And why not? As Mark Twain commented,
"It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times."

When the president and his team set out to prepare the media ground for war,
they can rely on a repetition compulsion that's widespread in the American press.

Major outlets seem unable to resist White House agenda-setting for war. Cases in point span decades,
from Vietnam and the Dominican Republic to Grenada and Panama, to Iraq and Yugoslavia, to
Afghanistan and Iraq again - with Iran likely to join the list next year.

The political feasibility of waging these tragic wars can be largely traced to the U.S. media's reflexive
capitulations to (a GOP president) - providing stenographic services far more often than tough scrutiny.

In the U.S., superficial self-critiques have become periodic rituals at big news organisations. But the basic
and chronic failures to engage in independent journalism routinely elude serious examination, whether by
the "public editor" at The New York Times or by The Washington Post's in-house media columnist,
Howard Kurtz, who has long double-dipped as a punch-pulling media critic on the CNN payroll.

I'd like to hear from people in other countries - does your mass media lie as much as ours?
Are your TV news and your newspapers held hostage by religiously insane liars?

Or is America the only "free" country where the lying whores control the airwaves and printing presses?
 

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