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Weekend-Monday Oct 25-27, 2008 Vol 2236 - Polydactal
http://www.cafepress.com/nomorebushday
Quotes "If Obama goes in and he has a consistent five-point
lead and loses the election, it would be
Police fear riots if Obama loses Excerpt:
What horseshit.
Police departments say they cannot rule out disorder
and are mobilizing extra forces and putting
"We always try to prepare for the worst," said Oakland police department spokesman Jeff Thomason. "This election is going to mark in history a change
in the presidency: you're going to have a woman
Again, we'll be happy if we don't get screwed. We got screwed in 2000 - and we just took it.
If we get screwed again, I'd expect America to
go Luca Brasi
One big problem:
Well, I, for one, will NOT get behind that son of a bitch if he steals it.
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There's only one Bruce Yurgil
Betrayal of our fathers Excerpt:
It's sad when a man sells his soul.
In fact, his party hates him because he's not Fascist dog-enough
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Quotes "If your television declares John McCain the
president elect on the evening of November 4th,
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Wasilla's Welfare Queen Excerpt:
While she ridicules Obama's plan to "spread the
wealth" to people who actually need it,
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Subject: Shirley's Dad Bart, you'll love this photo of Shirley's father.
I'll bet he reads Buzzflash It broke my heart when Shirley said Buzzflash was her
favorite political site.
But hey - at least it proves Shirley isn't some Fascist dog.
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Al-Qaeda
site McCain
Excerpt:
Is this why Bush has extra troops ready to "handle"
us?
The Bush bastards can find opportunity in crib death.
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Listen to Mike Malloy on novamradio.com/live/
He knows how to outwit the Flying Monkey Right
Quotes "Pat doesn't have a mink coat. But she does
have a respectable
"Apparently, a respectable Republican cloth
coat is not sufficient for glam-gov Sarah Palin.
What were they thinking?
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McCain volunteer
made up robbery story
Excerpt:
Police say 20-year-old Ashley Todd is being charged with making a false report to police. Todd, of College Station, Texas, initially said
a black man robbed her at knifepoint Wednesday
Duh! Even Texas cops know an attacker doesn't write like he's looking in
a mirror!
...and ain't it just like the McCain campaign to blame a fictional attack
on a Black man.
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Subject: wing-nut threat? Bart, I work at a large aerospace firm in Washington
State. I've been a fan and a subscriber for many years
I also sport WPE and I Miss Clinton stickers on
my truck. I found a business card on my truck after work,
My assumption is that the clown who left this
is most likely to be a threat to start a fight in a parking lot,
Thanks for all you do, and keep swinging that
hammer!
Mike, I think you did the right thing. You
don't want to be at the Pearly Gates talking to
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Quotes "Is Gov. Sarah Palin beginning to play the
Republican base against John McCain?
Palin's negatives are at
56%
Mitch the Butch McConnell - who might not even win on Nov 4th?
I'd really like to hear from everybody on this.
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Subject: Should GOP dump McCain/Palin to save themselves in Congress? The Republican party is going to have to make
some tough choices in the final days of this election.
Do they go all in behind McCain who is almost
certain to lose, or do they cut their losses for
McCain could be a death sentence for the Republican
party.
ha ha Marc Perkel
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Marty's Entertainment Page Marty always has good stuff.
Circular
firing squad
Excerpt:
McCain told the Moonie Times that the administration
"let things get completely out of hand"
Republicans in the private sector were shocked
to get calls and resumes in the past few days
"It's not an extraordinarily happy place to be
right now," said one aide.
I love hearing despair at Fascist dog HQ.
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Vote Early if You Can You know those sons of bitches will give you broken machines on Election Day. You know those sons of bitches will say, "You're not on our list - You can't vote." You know those sons of bitches will make you wait 5 hours to vote - if you're Black You know those sons of bitches will try to change your 'Obama' vote to 'Fascist Dogs.' After you vote - check and see if it counted it correctly. You know those sons of bitches will steal it if you let them
SO DON'T LET THEM.
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Have you heard about Mamie Van Doren's new wine?
Quotes "She wins three goddamn Emmys in one night.
I called NBC and asked when was
All in the Family and Dick Van Dyke? A shot of Chinaco for Tina's excellent comedy trifecta.
Catch the premier of 30 Rock on Thursday.
If it had a laugh track, people would be insulted, but it'd be
a big hit.
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Is trophy hunting beneficial to anyone save Game
& Fish Departments, or the Guides?
Cheney is one of those guys who "hunts" caged animals.
Mindless killing for fun - no wonder we invaded Iraq.
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Subject: Where to spend your political money So where is the best place to invest your political
dollar in the final days before the election?
Obama has the presidency won and already has an
obscene amount of money.
But the real battles are in the Senate, where
Democrats hope to get to 60 seats.
If you're going to fight the good fight you'll need to be able to find the battlefield. Marc Perkel
I really hope Al Franken beats that prick Norn Coleman and nobody deserves
to lose more than
But then, Mitch the Bitch needs to lose in KY and what about that bag-o-hairspray,
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Subject: Election night pledge Hey Bart! I like the idea to pledge to contribute
to your site based on the election results.
$2 for every DEM state from the last federal election
that Obama HOLDS
From 2004: Democratic
Republican't
I'll be matching you shot for shot on the tequila
that night in the chat room
Keep on hammering those Republican't bastiches!
He's talking about Ken's
pledge
Dude, I hope you have a calculator because
Subject: Election night pledge Bart,
So count me in. I'll donate 10 (count em 10!) dollars for every '04 Red State that turns blue (so if Obama can flip AK, ID, MT, ND, SD, WY,
NV, UT, CO, AZ, NM, TX, OK (ha.),
I should remember, but if you can remember to
remind me, go for it.
Maybe we can get TOM to help us with the math :)
I hope Obama (and each of us) has a great night on Nov 4th
Subject: Election night pledge Bart, I would also like to get in on the pledge.
This is a great idea. I want to do this a little different.
Keep hammering and thank Ken for getting this
ball rolling.
Ed, thanks for that.
Subject: Election night pledge Count me in: $5 for every state that the Big O
wins, plus $10
Subject: Election night pledge I'm in. In addition, I will match someone
else's total pledge if Indiana
Kim C
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All we need now is an Obama victory!
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Tom, thanks for that.
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You gotta see this.
Treehouse Crossword Puzzle 37 Today's Puzzle is Redneck love
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Personal We adopted a polydactyl over the weekend. American families do that millions of times per week
Problem is - Bart the cat is scared to death of the little thing.
That polydactyl is as lucky as Madonna's African baby.
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Want to sell stuff everywhere? They have money - their economy isn't run by a religiously-insane moron. Why sell to America when you can sell to the world?
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Palin denies
accepting designer clothes
Excerpt:
"It's kind of painful to be criticized for something
when all the facts are not out there
"That whole thing is just, bad!" she said. "Oh, if people only knew how frugal we are." ha ha She's so frugal, she only spent $7500
at Neiman Marcus?
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Subject: Why is Palin's make-up person the highest paid on the payroll? Jeff
Jeff, maybe the pig needs a lot of lipstick.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
4,184
brave men and women,
...all because of Bush's oil greed
Why are
we there?
Where's all that oil money going?
Einstein Pumpkin
DVR Alert That handjob Bill O'Reilly on Dave.
Chris Rock on Leno. Charles Barkley on Conan. Kathy Griffin on Craig Ferguson. Bill Maher on Kimmel
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Subject: Donation Hey, Bart. It's Dan from Texas.
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Lindsay Lohan booted from 'Betty' See a flood of pre-druggie Lindsay Lohan Pictures in BC Hotties When I run a picture of Lindsay Lohan, I get mail - even from
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