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Quotes
"I'd like to thank President Obama, a
man who
volunteered to Captain the Titanic
AFTER it hit the iceberg, and
notice
that America is still afloat."
-- Van Jones
at
the NAACP Image Awards, being magnanimous after Obama fired him
because Glenn Beck commanded him to do so, pissing off a lot of
liberals including me
I don't know the whole Van Jones
story,
but that seemed like a super-classy
thing
for Jones to do.
Van Jones, this one's for you.
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Dems
Enthusiasm
Gap
How much trouble are we in this Fall?
Excerpt:
Democrats are heading toward next fall's
mid-term
elections with a serious enthusiasm gap:
The Republican base is fired up. The
Democratic
base is packing up.
The Democratic base is lethargic because
congressional
Democrats continue to compromise on everything
the base cares about. For a year now it's
been
nothing but compromises, watered-down ideas, weakened
provisions, wider loopholes, softened
regulations.
Health care went from what the Democratic base wanted
-- single payer -- to a public option, to no
public option, to a bunch of ideas that Obama tried to explain last
week,
and it now hangs by a string as Nancy
Pelosi
and Harry Reid try to round up conservative Democrats and a
51-vote reconciliation package in the
Senate.
If someone wrote a script for how to
fuck up,
could Obama and the Democrats follow it any
closer?
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Quotes
"Sarah Palin needs to go to college.
Political
college, world affairs college, and she is.
She's hired a bunch of advisers
and
they're giving her a whole bunch of tracks to learn,
because it is a sophisticated
deal."
-- Bill O'Reilly claiming Palin has the ability to
learn, Link
Wouldn’t
that be funny if Palin ended up going to an online
school for an education?
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A Sarah Palin inflatable love doll?
This guy's gonna get rich.
Subject: What Eldrick meant to say
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Step
Over
Homicide Victim To Pick Up Fast Food
It could only happen in Tulsa
Excerpt:
Tulsa Police say out of numerous potential
witnesses,
only one person had any information to offer in a
shooting the Chicken Hut. The victim,
Valentino
Verner, later died of his wounds at a Tulsa hospital.
Restaurant patrons even shoved past emergency workers, stepping over the victim to get their food.
Police responded to a call of shots
fired at the
restaurant at about 3 a.m. When they arrived,
they found Verner lying on the ground in
front
of the restaurant's pick-up window.
People were instead stepping over Verner to
get
to their food orders.
Damn, that must be some tasty chicken.
We're going to have to give that a try.
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Der Monkey: I hate Jimmy Carter
Excerpt:
George W. Bush took a shot at Jimmy Carter
during
this morning's closed-door reunion breakfast
for Bush-Cheney bastards, saying Carter
"made
my life miserable."
While discussing his future plans, Bush
implicitly
criticized Carter for offering him unsolicited advice
during his disasterous reign of errors.
"I have no desire to see myself on
television.
I don't want to be a panel of formers instructing the currents on what
to do
I'm trying to regain a sense of anonymity.
I
didn't like it when a certain former president -- and it wasn't 41 or
42
--
made my life miserable," the son of a bitch
said.
Hey Monkey, first thing, go fuck
yourself.
Second, eat shit and die.
You made life miserable for the bottom
98 percent
of America and most of the world.
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Subject: we survived the Chilean quake
I KNOW you were just waiting to
hear....we survived
uninjured.
Just about everything glass in the house is
broke,
and some busted up furniture as well.
By some stroke of luck, all the expensive
electronics
survived, and we had all utilities
and internet back within the first 3 or 4
hours.
Damn, in Tulsa we lose power if someone spots a cloud in the sky
Just lucky in that regard as many are still without the basics.
Our condo is on the 14th floor, and we didn't suffer any major structural damage, all cosmetic stuff.
BUT...2 minutes of shaking at 8.8
magnitude, and
hearing everything literally explode around you in the dark,
thinking we were about to ride this bitch
down....I
am now reevaluating my position on this planet.
Tomz1 in Santiago, Chile
Tom, great to hear from you.
Can you send us some pictures?
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How to be cruel to old men
Quotes
“It’s expected to be purchased
immediately
by an international consortium of 14-year-old boys.”
-- Scott Brown (No, not that
one)
mocking Playboy's imminent demise, Link
Why can't they pick up a better men's magazine (all the others) and copy them?
How hard is it to sell sex?
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Subject: Life in the South Pacific
Anyone else live in a strange foreign
place
and have some pictures to go with your
story?
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Marty's
has new stuff every day
on
her
tons-of-fun Entertainment Page
Marty
always has good stuff.
Subject: Toyota pedals
Bart,
2 pedals - 2 feet - left foot for the brakes - right foot for the throttle - been doin' it that way for 40 years.
Ray
Kamloops
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http://capwiz.com/norml2/issues/
Subject: Vote out the Blue Dogs!!!
Minorities in both houses of Congress
and a Democratic
Prez weren't enough,
so it looks like we have to do this the
hard
way. Let's root out ever last right-wing congressman,
one by one, and replace them with a true
progressive.
Phase 1: Blanche Lincoln in AR.
J Vog
Backstabber
Blanche's Opponent
She's done all she can to kill health care
so let's help her Dem opponent kick her ass
Excerpt:
Conservative Democrat Blanche Lincoln
(D-Bitch),
whose obstinacy during the health care reform process
was so frustrating to the progressive
community,
is officially getting a primary challenge.
On Monday morning, Arkansas lieutenant
governor,
Bill Halter, announced that he would launch a campaign
to dislodge Lincoln from her Senate seat.
He
cited a need to focus on middle class issues, take on Wall Street,
and fight back against special interests.
Halter,
who will call Lincoln personally today and send papers to the
state capitol on Tuesday, broke the news of
his
candidacy through an online video at his site www.BillHalter.com.
I like Bill Halter already.
If nothing else, he's to Lincoln's left and he's ready to fight.
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Subject: ice skating porn
Bart, you don't think this takes talent?
your ohio pal,
philip
I'll bet my good friend Larry Flynt loves Olympic ice skating.
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I just downloaded The Juggs newest MP3s for $5.95
The Juggs features my good friend Case
Newcomb and his bad ass guitar.
If you like mean guitar players, you'll love this "album."
Subject: Vegas recon
Bart, I was in Vegas this past week and I've never seen the town so empty.
On one of last year's trips, realized
that very
few of the slot machines took money - just cards.
This year, though, most of the slots have
been
modified to take dollar bills, too.
There's even religious loons on the streets -
Sure miss the old Las Vegas.
(withheld)
In Bono's "All I Want is You," there is a line,
"You say you'll give me
A highway with no one on it."
A Vegas with no one in it?
That's fine with me - no lines, faster
service
etc.
As long as we have 9 to play poker, I'm
fine with
a slow Vegas.
...and if those religious loons get in
our way
we just might be liquored up enough to kick
some
ass :)
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Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the
day,
by the week,
or by the month
Super-smart Quotes
"If your marriage or relationship is
being
strained due to unemployment,
finding a job may help alleviate
the
pressure and save your marriage."
-- that's so smart, you figure I would've said it
first Link
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Sen. Judd Gregg - reconciliation hypocrite
> 3 minute video
Peeing
in
the snow with Catherine O'Hara
Was that really necessary at the Olympics
Closing
Ceremony?
They even showed pictures - why?
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thanks to Bob Strider
Recession Fest 2010 - March 21, 22 Las Vegas
A little planning goes a long way. If you are going for
sure, write
and tell me:
If you're playing
poker - we
could do a private tournament or
play their $1 and $2 ante socialized games
Will you have a car?
Anyone up for fine
tequila?
Split ten ways, even the good stuff is cheap :)
Do you know where
you're staying?
(Palace Station $22
a night, Stratosphere $$28,
Sam's Town $30)
Would you like a
roommate to
cut costs in half?
If you want to go but
are short
on bucks, and live near I-44 (or I-40 west of OKC)
Big Tom could use a rider or two to help with gas
Mention if you have
text ability
- that would work best for me.
It might help if I had
your
phone number - I promise I won't call a lot :)
I will give you my
contact info
- but only if you're going for sure :)
This is in 20 days so let's tie up what loose ends we
can.
Note: Jane from Boston is looking for a roommate at a
discount property,
male or female.
Let me know if you're interested, I'll put you in touch.
Also, this is from 2002, but much of it is still valid Things to do in Vegas.
And if you go to Aria, you
might see Elvis.
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Quotes
"It's past noon and only $15 raised
today.
Knights in shining armor wanted:
who will step up? Only $792 short
of
our goal..."
-- fundraising pitch on smirkingchimp, Link
Times are tough, no doubt about that.
Last year I tried to raise $5,000 but after 4 months,
I gave up and just took the banners down.
If we could somehow convince Obama to come to work,
maybe people would see things getting done and get some hope.
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Subject: Sherrod and HC reform
Bart, if I'm not mistaken Senator
Sherrod Brown
(D-OH) refuses his gov. health care bennefits
untill all American's can get the same
coverage
for the same cost. If he would introduce a bill that
would make it mandatory for all in the
House
and the Senate to do the same, I think the issue would
be fixed before any member would get a
sniffle.
The beauty of it would be they would
have to vote
on record to vote yes or vote fuck you voters.
Dave, Cincinnati
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Mike's
Survivor
Update
Tally's
Lost Update
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Adult Friend Finder.com
Must be 18 to click
Gatorade
drops Eldrick
That sucky "press conference" doomed him
Things are going to continue getting
worse for
Eldrick until he's humbled.
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Writers w/ Opinions Wanted
Americal Idol - The final 24 has generated much controversy - go figure.
Survivor Heroes vs Villians - Fantastic premier, second show was even better.
The Amazing Race - Five
Emmys in
a row - and nobody's watching?
Let's put a full day between opinions.
So we'll do Idol on Fridays, Survivor on
Mondays and Amazing Race (if anyone writes) on Tuesdays.
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Disturbing ads from the past
This is the America that the tea-baggers want back.
Hawaiian Tsunami, was it a Hoax?
Bet I can make a better case that it was
than you can make a case that it wasn't.
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Check out the toons
and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Subject: Donation
Happy Birthday, Bart!
Kristine in Seattle
Kristine, thank you for the donation!
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Bauer
saved my marriage
That's what Sarah Michelle Geller is saying
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