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Friday-Monday, May 14-17, 2010 Vol 2527 - Corrupt Coxcomb
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Quotes
"Among the missing facts in the Goldman Sachs
article is any reference to how these dismal mortgages came to be.
The record reflects that Democrat-led
committees required that the banks accept poorly supported loan documents
in support of the Democrats' low-income-housing
objectives and that the banks, including Goldman Sachs, got rid of
these loser mortgages by bundling them
into derivatives and other products that were borderline worthless. The
U.S.
Congress, led by Democrats, shares
responsibility for the mess you describe at Goldman Sachs."
-- Edward Blewett, lying Nazi whore, Centennial, CO. Link
Edward Blewett, I'm calling you a liar.
You're repeating horseshit you heard from
Beck, Hannity and the Pigboy.
Name the names, show me the documents where
an elected Democrat
forced the mortgage companies to make loans to people who did
not qualify.
Edward Blewett, lying whore, wants people
to think Democrats insisted that people making
$1,000 a month be put into homes with payments
higher than $1,000 a month.
You are a liar unless you can produce those
documents.
Note:
The Rethugs, the cable whores and talk
radio get away with these lies - how?
Because the Democrats refuse to speak up when they are accused of
this shit.
Besides the oil fouling the Gulf, I can't
think of a situation that can't be fixed or made better
if the faint-hearted Democrats would simply
speak up and list the damn facts.
Liars and
Party Purges
by Steve Benen
Subject: too tough on Obey?
It’s my humble opinion that you maligned Obey
unfairly.
The man has earned the right to rest and spend
whatever remaining years he has left with his family.
Besides, there are plenty of other truly spineless
Dems more worthy of your righteous condemnation than Obey.
Names like Ben Nelson, Blanche Lincoln, and Patrick
Leahy come to mind.
I agree with ya probably 80 percent of the time,
but it seems to me
that there are better targets for your wrath
than Obey.
Take care.
Paul
Disagreeing with me is fine - it's even encouraged.
But disagreeing with me using the F-word starts a fight.
Obey's surrender speech is what set me off. He said something
like,
"The Tea Party wants me gone and maybe they're
right about needing new blood."
Forty years in congress and he can't do better than that?
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
1,000+ daily
issues in a row
Marty always has good stuff.
Benny the
Rat vs Gays
Gays are 'Insidious And Dangerous'
Quotes
"I am not Senator Bennett, I am a tough guy
and people know it."
-- Orrin Hatch, calling his old friend
a pussy in defeat, Link
Subject: AZ
I think we all just let this BS in AZ play out
for a bit.
When the crime rate goes thru the roof because
the cops have all the "illegals" lined up against the wall'
but Aunt Bea is getting carjacked by the blond
haired neo-nazi we'll here them in Jersey screaming
"The Federal Govt. didn't do enough to protect
them."
And I thought it was tough being a young black
man in NJ.
Tony in NJ
Tony, I'm not sure if this is what you meant, but did you hear that
Thelma
Lou had her wallet stolen in Mayberry?
The actress who played Barney Fife's girlfriend was robbed 3 times in
LA so she moved
to Mount Airy, NC (the town that inspired Mayberry) where she got her
wallet stolen.
TBs - Scent of fear for GOP
Subject: Big Ben not all bad
Quotes
"Clearly, it's about her favorite subject:
Sarah Palin. It's also about how Sarah Palin inspired
Sarah Palin's favorite people, what
Sarah Palin thinks of Sarah Palin's favorite book and how much
Sarah Palin enjoyed Sarah Palin's favorite
movie. Also: Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin.
Oh! And Triggggg!"
-- VoxPopuli, on the Publicity Whore's
newest book that she didn't write, Link
Subject: Rebecca B commented on your status...
Thank Gawd for Bartcop swinging that hammer!
Rebecca B on Facebook
Subject: Matt H commented on your status...
You are the man, Bart!
Thanks, that was nice.
Quotes
"On Thursday, Karzai is slated to get a special
treat - a long, intimate walk in a Georgetown garden
with Hillary Clinton. Romantic strolls
through gardens, Obama has decided, are the best way to move
the corrupt coxcomb to its point of
view."
-- Maureen Dowd, doing her George Will impression, Link
How does this incoherent slut keep her job?
Does anybody know what the I-hate-everybody Dragon Lady
is talking about?
Even when you look up "coxcomb" in the dictionary,
you have to guess at which of the myriad of meanings she's attempting
to use.
I'm so old, I remember when "good writing" was putting words together
that people were able to understand what the hell it was you
meant to say.
Subject: stuck in a party of sacless cowards
Hello Dr. Bart,
I feel exactly the same every time some brainless Repubs blame the economy on the Democrat who is office.
In Iowa our governor is a democrat but 95% of
the mindless public blame him for the state’s budget problems.
When will the Dems stand up and set the record
straight?
G.W. Bush caused all of these financial
deficits on every state, city and every government financed program in
the country.
His tax cuts for the rich caused such a deficit
in tax collections and the result is budgets are short. It is that simple.
That should be any Democrat's first obligation,
to tell the truth about why we are in the dire condition we are in.
Then, make the Repubs attempt to explain why
they have lied to the public and show them to be the hypocrites that they
are.
BobbyLee in Iowa
Winning is easy - you just have to list the facts.
Wish we could get our Democrats to wake up.
Sign along Interstate 70 in the Denver suburb of Wheat Ridge, CO
by racist Teabagger David Lee of Arvada, CO.
Vermont
priest sex abuse
26 raped kids get paid off w/ $18M
Quotes
"While big liberal cities keep cutting commerce
with Arizona over its terrifying “round up the brown folks” law,
59% of Americans “gave their overall
approval to the law, which opponents say is a mandate for racial profiling.”
-- Ken Layne - probably,
Link
Wait, white people have no problem with
"darkies" being harrassed?
I have an idea.
Let's pass a law than any Hispanic person
can demand to see any white person's birth certificate
at any time, for any reason, as many times
per day as the Hispanic people want.
We'll soon know if "rounding up the white
folk" is racial profiling.
The downside of pot
Video from the great Michael Dare
Subject: What's wrong with Oklahoma?
When a state has 53% Evangelicals it can't be anything other than a really fucked up place.
USA Today put out an article called "Topography
of Religion" which was a map of the U.S.and
breakdown of each state by the religion of all
it's population including all religions. The following is
a list of states where the Evangelicals take
the Bible literally.
There are more of these crazies in these particular
"red" states than any other group.
These are the assholes who still think Bush is
great.
State Electoral Votes
Oklahoma..........53% ..........7
Arkansas...........53% ..........6
Tennessee.........51% ........11
Kentucky..........49% ..........8
Alabama...........49% ..........9
Mississippi........47% ..........6.
David L
And notice those are the states that need science and logic the most.
These are the donkeys who are braying the loudest for tax cuts for the
super-rich.
These are the donkeys who are braying the loudest against affordable
health care.
These are the donkeys who are braying the loudest against sex education
while leading
the nation in unwed mothers and teen pregnancy. (Sarah Palin,
call your office!)
You'd think, with television and the Internet, that these brainless
rubes would finally wake up and
see that the rest of the world laughing at them - but they're so PROUD
of their damned ignorance.
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Quotes
"Who would really want this job for more than
one term? ...But I have to run now,
otherwise it'll mean letting someone
like Mitt Romney step in and get credit
for the good stuff that happens after
we've been through all this crap."
-- Obama, according to Jonathan
Alter's book, Link
"Isn't this the way it happens though? Clinton
inherited big budget deficits from the first Bush
and turned them into the biggest surpluses
in the nation's history. The republicans claimed it was
because of Reagan's policies.
Then 9/11 happened 8 months into Bush Jr's term, they blamed Clinton.
The second Bush left Obama with the
worst recession in 70 years and all the work he's done to keep us
from sliding into a depression will
be credited to the NEXT republican President."
-- sacredh
Link
Subject: Facebook links?
You need to find a way for people to post articles
from your page to their FB accounts.
That would generate a ton of clicks,
Tally
GOP Rescues Harry Reid
Subject: That Jesus H Christ pic
Hi Bart,
I'd be willing to bet that if more people would
call Jesus "Hay-seuss" like it is pronounced by Hispanics
and mention he likely did have darker skin (if
he existed) and pointed out his 1,000 points of LIBERAL-ness,
the popularity of Christianity's super hero would
drop like a rock.
Every time Palin opens her yap about how the Bible
should be law, we need to yell,
"Sarah, you ignorant slut, Jesus was a LIBERAL!"
A brown skinned guy with a Hispanic name - Jesus
would be toast in AZ.
Steve in PA
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet lately.
The GOP/Obama plan for the Gulf
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Someone wrote and said this can't be Denali
because there are no roads this close to Mt McKinley.
So where is this?
Subject: If you don't like socialism...
Mike's Survivor mini-Recap
Lost on
the Fearless Plain
by pessimist Joe Bageant
Saw it on mariopiperni dot com
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Today's Historic Photo
A great picture of a great man.
Subject: yesterday's historic photo
Bart, I recognized Lindy and Edison right off.
Google Image Search took care of the rest:
Dr. Lewis Perry, George Eastman, Charles Lindbergh, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, and Dr. S.W. Stratton.
Thanks for the puzzle!
Michael C
So, ...at least two of them were (or were considered) Nazi sympathizers.
Quotes
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music
is on the way out."
-- Decca records, rejecting The Beatles
1962
Subject: my brother the monkey
Hey Bart!
My brother sent me this racist email:
With all due respect to Black History Month:
Buckwheat has become a Muslim and
he will now be known as ...Kareem of Wheat.
So I asked him not to send me any more racist
crap like that any more.
Did I overreact?
Big Tom in Michigan
Tom, I'm not sure but I I can't stop laughing at Kareem of Wheat.
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