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Tuesday, May 18, 2010 Vol 2528 - Jellied eels
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Quotes
"Don’t doubt for a minute that if they thought
they could get away with it
they would ban guns and ban ammunition,
and gut the Second Amendment.”
-- The Publicity Whore, lying about Obama and liberals again,
Link
Butt, isn't that like me saying:
"Don't doubt for a minute that Sarah Palin
would blow Bill Clinton
every day for 20 years ...if she thought
she could get away with it?"
Oil strangling
the Gulf
Can we save the fragile eco-system?
Subject: If you hate socialism...
Stop asking the government to designate a day to Pray!
Isn't it interesting Bart, that the same folks
that hate the idea of "national" health care
think a "national" day of prayer is just f-ing
great.
Palmetto Yankee
Subject: If you hate socialism...
Bart:
Why is it that EVERY TIME the teabuggers (spelling
intentional) have a get together
it is ALWAYS in a park or some other facility
that was built with those "socialistical"
tax dollars and is maintained by government employees?
Doesn't anyone want to rent their private land
to them?
Fred
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
1,000+ daily
issues in a row
Marty always has good stuff.
Palin's 'Mama grizzlies'
The Beatles
"Love" at the Mirage
Concert review by Bay Area Tom
Subject: Jonathan Turley
I heard this asswipe again this weekend and as
usual, he was wrong. He was on with Robin Roberts (who is also clueless)
when he said that Elena Kagan was the only Supreme
Court nominee who had never sat on the bench. And Roberts, who is
a complete dolt, didn't even bring up the fact
(which even a semi-yahoo from Jersey like me knows) that William Rehnquist
and Earl Warren never spent a day in black robes
before they were nominated either.
Please tell me why uneducated, uninformed morons
are allowed to interview idiots like Turley, who are frequently wrong?
And why aren't they encouraged to at least learn
about their subject so they can at least point out when the jackass they
are
interviewing is incorrect? Frankly, I'd
watch the news a lot more often if these know-it-all, blow-it-all turd
machines were
put on the spot once in a while by the people
who were interviewing them. I'd find it a bit refreshing to see Jonathan
Turley
scrambling to explain why he didn't know that
Warren and Rehnquist had never sat on the bench.
Dee in NJ
I don't know if they're stupid or nervous but it happens all the time, even to the honest ones..
I remember when Scooter Libby got pardoned. My good friend
Jeffrey Toobin said it was "just like" when
Susan McDougal was pardoned EXCEPT Susan did 2.5 years in solitary
and Libby never did a single hour in jail
so "just like" is a Texas-sized screw-up, Jeffrey.
And just like the grocery store scanners, the mistake is NEVER in our
favor.
Quotes
"After the surviving, dazed and frightened
workers were evacuated from that burning BP platform,
they were met by lawyers from the drilling
giant Transocean with forms to sign stating they had not been
injured and had no first-hand knowledge
of what had happened?! So much for the corporate soul."
-- Bill Moyers, Link
Subject: Wild Bill McCollum - gay as a three dollar bill
Catholics
to Gays' kids - NO School for You!
That's what the organized rapists are up to
now
Cameron Diaz, while rehearsing,
kicks the hell out of Tom Cruise.
(70 seconds - great for work!)
Quotes
"You can win an election on screaming and anger
but you cannot govern on screaming and anger."
-- Sen. Robert Bennett (R-UT), on being
teabagged by the radical right, Link
Obama: GOP
drove us into a ditch
Plain talk even the stupid can understand
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Oil could foul Florida Keys, East Coast
Quotes
"Where is the oil? Except for little
of chunks of it,
you’re not even seeing it on the shore
yet."
-- FOX's Brit Hume, saying the Gulf
spill is no big deal, Link
"Britt Hume isn't sure there's actually a massive
oil disaster in the Gulf,
but he was absolutely fucking certain
there were WMD's in Iraq."
-- Attaturk, Link
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet.
The GOP/Obama plan for the Gulf
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Subject: re: If you don't like socialism...
Don’t join the military under any circumstances.
Seriously, my dad was a career Army officer, and
as a military family we enjoyed what amounts to cradle-to-grave socialism.
We lived in government housing (on base), ate
government-subsidized food (commissary), went to government-provided schools
and churches and playgrounds and swimming pools,
and of course Dad had a nice government job. We lived the good life, in
many ways.
This is one of the best ways to say “in your face”
to those teabaggers. I should know, I lived it.
Best regards,
Jeff in Seattle
Puzzling Evidence: A Boomer Pop History Boob
Tube,
Flicks, Rock & Roll and Politics Part
One: 1946 - 1976
Shanahan and Giacona fit the mass media
puzzle pieces
together with great humor and wit.
I showed my copy to Mrs Bart
and now she won't give it back.
My Trip
to Neverland
by Greg Giacona
Bo Bice news
Who runs Yahoo news? Anybody know?
Saturday I saw that Bo Bice was THE top "Trending
now" item on Yahoo News.
If the whole nation - or world - is talking about
Bo Bice, I assumed he died or got busted or OD'd or
something super-odd happened to him because he's
not on anybody's radar because he's such a non-star.
I don't know anything about Bo Bice (besides he
was on Idol years ago) and I'm certainly not a big fan
because he's not in the top 1,000 people in show
business, so I clicked on it to see what crazy thing happened
to him and guess what the big news was...
He claimed he would turn over the proceeds from
some song I never heard of
to the victims of the Nashville flooding.
Sure, that's a nice thing to do, but wouldn't $100 be a bigger gift?
And does Bo Bice have Michael Ovitz doing his publicity?
How does an absolute nobody like Bo Bice lead
the news with some bullshit claim
that he'll donate some alledged "profits" from
some dopey song nobody ever heard of?
...and how could anybody consider that "news," much less the top trending
story of the day?
Saw it on mariopiperni dot com
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Subject: I can't read your page
Hey Bart,
I've been trying to catch up on your recent issues,
starting with 2515.
Several seem to be missing, along with some links,
including one by Gene Lyons.
I need me some Gene Lyons, along with those missing
issues.
Cheers,
Bruce
Subject: Nevermind
I'm getting the issues with Firefox, wasn't getting
them with Chrome.
Stupid machines....
Bruce
You'd think with all the techinical wizardry on the net
somebody could come up with a browser that f-ing works.
I have to switch back and forth constantly and it's a pain in the ass.
Quotes
"We're going to keep the Internet the way it
is right now -
or at least until people who
are worshipping Satan aren't in office."
-- Glenn Beck, apparently calling Obama
a Satan worshipper, Link
So, the GOP these days is run by this handjob,
the vulgar Pigboy and the money-grubbing Publicity Whore.
How are we going to lose in November?
Today's primaries - Sneak preview of November?
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Never irritate a woman
who can operate a backhoe...
How to clean
the Gulf
Is this for real? Has this been verified?
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on the Bart Blog!
Subject: Donation
Bart, this is for you.
Linda in Chantilly, VA
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