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Thursday-Friday August 5-6, 2010 Vol 2561 - Park your mouth
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"There are stories all over the internet about Obama being bi-sexual. That he lived with his gay partner in college. There is a picture of this man and Obama sitting side by side. Stories of homosexual men from Obama's church being murdered before he ran for president, men he'd had affairs with. There is a mountain of information about this man being withheld from the public. I can't believe that classified war information is being released and no one can trace Obama's past." -- Lilly in Illinois, Link So, Obama is so gay, he sits next to men? What do you call it when Bush goes down on a sheik? Beck v. Beck on the Sherrod Facts
by Gene Lyons Subject: why pot is dangerous Bart,
As usual, you hit the
nail
with your hammer.
Pot is dangerous because
it
makes people get along and stop
fighting.
The political parties can't allow that to happen or they will lose their jobs. People would also rather stay home and smoke a doob than go to church, as both activities fill the same need for spiritual connection. Therefore, pot is
illegal.
Jeff
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"Calling out the right wing has become a rare commodity among journalists and Democrats. All scurrilous attacks are not equal...but appealing to racial, religious, and ethnic fears and anger is a prescription for grave danger for our country." -- Howard Dean, NOT heading the DNC right now, Link FOX and CNN are all for the coming race war. Think of the ratings they'll get with pictures of people lying dead in the streets! Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Norm Coleman
We can only hope Norm Coleman becomes the new GOP Chairman. This is a guy who lost the governership of Minnesota to a pro-wrestler (Jesse Ventura), came within a hair of losing the Senate to a dead man (Paul Wellstone* ) and then lost it after one term to a comedian (Franken). C. R. from Minnesota
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Eric has been advertising with bartcop.com for nine years Confucius says... A lion would never betray his wife, but a Tiger Wood. Stop calling GOP 'hypocrites' Send e-mail to Bart Subject: BCR Show 163 Bart, Just got done listening to your ‘mouse’ rant….hysterical. You sounded madder than a midget with a yo-yo. Keep swinging, Richard C That bit goes on and on and it ends with, "The moral of the story is sometimes it's better to say "fuck it" and get high." If I'd done that, I would've saved my computer and all that was on it. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Ahab and Jezebel and their 21st Century counterparts, the Clintons and the Obamas, have ruled American infanticide for two decades. They intend to expand the use of death as a solution to the “problems” and “challenges” of a Progressive New World Order." -- Michael Moriarty, the old Law & Order actor, http://bighollywood.breitbart.com I had no idea Moriarty was bat-shit crazier than fuck. Then again, it's on Brietbart.com so it may be entirely fabricated. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Make my pet famous Maggie has been a certified therapy cat for about 7 years now and has been a real joy to work with. She brings happiness wherever she goes, especially at Salem Hospital and The Providence Benedictine Nursing Center where she visits at least once a week. She's quite a celebrity around here having had articles written about her in a couple of national publications. At home she's "The Princess" and does a good job of warming laps and keeping the other 4 cats in line. Junior is the newbie, having been certified for about a year now. He also does a great job and is a real star at the hospital, especially in the pediatrics department, because he really likes kids. At home he likes to play WWE with Leo, our other male. George in Oregon George, you cat is certfied? So, your cat has a degree and I don't? ..
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"You would have a different outlook if you lived in Tehran then if you lived in say... Oklahoma." -- Roger Waters, bringing The Wall to America this Fall, 40-second video Roger is correct, but some of us overcame our local obstacles. Send e-mail to Bart The GOP and Bankruptcy
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"The reason Democrats won in 2006 was 15% of Bush voters cast their ballots for a Democrat, a pretty large amount of crossover. There aren't nearly that many Obama voters leaning toward the Republicans this year." -- Tom Jensen, Link Obama and the Hood
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"If they won't charge him with treason, they ought to charge him with murder. We know for a fact that people will likely be killed because of this information being disclosed. That's pretty serious." -- Rep. Mike Rogers (R-MI), wanting to kill Pfc. Bradley Manning for those Wikileaks, Link Hey Mike, should we arrest the Bush bastards for murder? We know for a fact that people likely died when they outed Valerie Plame. Every Iranian who called Plame "my friend" is likely dead now. Stickers!
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Subject: the world is melting
Hey Bart, Heat index here in Fayetteville, Arkansas hit 115, thermometer temp was 106. Funny thing is I haven't heard Beck, Rush, Bachman, Palin or any of the other nuts talking about how "this may look like global warming BUT..." The reason it is so noticable is that temps here have been above 100 for more than half of the last month (probably worse over there in Tulsa) however this winter if we have ONE DAMN SNOWFALL the airwaves will be packed wall-to-wall with these idiots shouting about how this is "proof positive" that global warming is a lie. Wanna bet that happens? :) Tony the Razorback You are correct, of course. The local paper says Tulsa had 26 days over 100 degrees in July. Note: I meant to do my weather-is-no-problem rant in BCR 163 but I never got to it. Look for that in BCR 164, due before Christmas :) Send e-mail to Bart
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Subject: Make your pet
famous!
Hey Bart, This is Molly, Queen of the German Shepards. She'll be three in October. Isn't she beautiful? D Pratt She looks like a great doggie! ..
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Subject: last
issue's
mystery's
city
Bart,
tough one.
I see a New York style power plant in the front and a large suspension bridge, making me think it is a part of NYC. Condos lower left. Where else is property so scarce and expensive that you put condos next to a power plant. Plus, that big bridge in the background has to be one of NYC's. I'll go with New York City, maybe Queens area. Neil in Maine You are correct, Sir. Of the e-mails I read, you were the only one who got it. I got over 100 Jayne Mansfield e-mails :) Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online? Use this
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Subject: last
issue's
history mystery
That's Jayne Mansfield who
was married to Micky Hargitay and their daughter is
Emmy-winning actress Mariska Hargitay who stars in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Jayne died in a car accident and the myth is that she was decapitated in the accident but it isn't true. She suffered severe head injury but not decapitation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield Donna F Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. --Mark Twain I like that Mark Twain quote. Ms Mansfield was wearing a wig, and that came off during the crash. Reporters put 2+2 together and got 6. Check out the toons and stuff <>on the Bart Blog!
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