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Thursday, Sept 9, 2010 Vol 2577 - Time bomb
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“Book burning is antithetical to American ideals. People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation – much like building a mosque at Ground Zero." -- that crazy Alaskan Publicity Whore, Link So, you're against religious freedom in New York, but you're for religious freedom in Florida? Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now for the last few days of our low, introductory pricing. We come to you! NFL Knockout Pool Bart, let's do a Bartcop Knockout Pool, with the winner getting a T-Shirt or a month o' Bartcop Radio. You pick 1 team a week, you can never pick that team again for the rest of the year, so you take the Colts week 1, you can't use them again the rest of the year, Your team wins, you stay in the contest, they lose, you are out, that simple. Last person standing wins. All people have to do is E-mail me their pick before the game they want to pick. Forget your pick on Sunday? Pick the Monday Night Game. Let me know if you want to give it a whirl. Mike The Dealer I'm switching my pick to Tennessee to beat Oakland. Get your pick into Mikethedealer@hotmail.com anytime before your game starts. Mike The Dealer Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the conscious decision to destroy Obama Hey Bart, I think it's high time to refer to the GOP as the DISLOYAL OPPOSITION. They have no interest anymore in respecting the electoral process and letting the winners try their ideas, they only are interested in gaining back the power so they can direct all of the money available in the country to themselves and their supporters. and to hell with the country and everyone who wants to make it a great place again. The DISLOYAL OPPOSITION! Rob (gettin to be a fixture around here) Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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"Phew! Nobody panic! I finally found a name for my band." -- actress Alyssa Milano in a Tweet, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Cleveland? Bart I was born in Cleveland (half a century & more ago), but I don't ever remember there being any palm trees there! DeSwiss Most of the city photos aren't named - that one was but yeah, palm tress in Cleveland doesn't sound right. Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
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"We received total silence..." -- Keith Olbermann, after asking Bush, Boner, the Bitch and McCain if Americans should listen to Gen Petraeus, who said Koran burning would cost American lives Link Send e-mail to Bart Good to have this Obama
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Let's hope the president who came out of hiding on Labor Day doesn't go away by Gene Lyons Link Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
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"Many Republicans, while claiming that Obama's $50 billion investment in America’s infrastructure is a budget-buster, are pushing to extend the Bush tax cuts for the super-rich. At $830 billion, the cost for extending the Bush cuts is 16 times the cost of Obama's infrastructure proposal." -- Pat Garafalo, Link See what happens when a Democrat lists the facts? The tax cut for the super-rich costs 16 times more than Obama's proposal that will not only put thousands of people back to work, but as a side bonus, we fix America's crumbling road and bridges. When you list the facts, only liars can argue with you. Why can't our Democrats figure that out? Send e-mail to Bart Obama’s success rests in the truth by Scot Lehigh Link Teabaggers: Eat, Pray, Hate Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Re: Voters are total tools - they have no brains at all Dear Bart Cop- One guy named Reagan was elected to the Florida legislature because a majority of his constituents thought he was the other Ronald Reagan (who was 90 years old, living in CA). Our agriculture commissioner was elected because his name was Charles Bronson. Our next governor could be the biggest corporate crook in history. 80% of Floridians can't name their representative (probably about the same elsewhere). Great article. Bob in Florida But why doesn't our president get that? He thinks voters are smart enough to see thru the lies. In 2004, Kerry thought that, too. Can Obama learn from Kerry's idiocy? Send e-mail to Bart We're on Twitter Look for bartcop Note: If you sign up,
Quotes "After the election, there's no question ... that the public mood, the public spirit is asking for a conversation around kitchen tables and boardrooms about how the country can get together to move forward." -- John Podesta, predicting the election will lead to more cooperation in Washington Link John, you're crazy. It's only going to get worse - are you new to politics? Send e-mail to Bart Jimmy Page's Picture Biography
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Quotes "Palin-endorsed Joe Miller said that he would abolish Social Security and he is not alone. This is akin to what Sharron Angle has said in Nevada and also a number of these other Republicans. This could go beyond the policies of the Bush administration to something more extreme than we have seen." -- David Axelrod, and he's right, Link Dax, are YOU responsible for all the caving going on in the White House? Please, tell me that's Rahm's fault and that he's leaving - please! Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repairs Bart….I like it, Sharp kid you have there.… You should do well... Robert in Seattle I agree - he's sharp as a scalpel. Another satisfied customer! Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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A. Why attack the wife? It's because that's what Republicunts do. B. They claim the Obama's didn't pay for their vacation - they did. C. They want the stupid and the racists to think "Those lazy niggers, all they do is steal whitey's money while they refuse to work." Of course, they were OK when Monkeyboy set new records for most vacation days by any president ever - but he was White. Here's Bush in Crawford AFTER getting that PDB that said "Bin Laden determined to strike US soon, possibly with planes" but Monkeyboy didn't even bother to get out of his lawnchair. ...but that's OK, he's White. Quotes
"See, you won with 52 percent but the president took your district with 59. And I think it's high time we come back and say thanks. Do you have any idea how much noise Air Force One makes when it lands in Eau Claire, Wisconsin? We're going to have a party Congressman, you should come, it's going to be great. Right in town square, right in the band gazebo, that's where the president is going to drape his arm around the shoulder of some assistant DA we like, and you should have your camera with you, you should get a picture of that, because that's going to be the moment you're finished in Democratic politics. President Bartlet is a good man, he's got a good heart, he doesn't hold a grudge. That's what he pays me for." -- fictional Josh Lyman from West Wing, on how to keep Blue Dog Dems in line I thought that was Rahm's job, to strongarm the backstabbers back into line, but they say Rahm is the top caver in this cave-too-much administration. Thanks to Grower Send e-mail to Bart More Football
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Send e-mail to Bart You hear it because the whore media claim they have a crystal ball. Like a few weeks ago, when alllllllllll those teabaggers won. Subject: last issue's history mystery
That is Katherine Harris burning Democratic votes in Florida, 2000. Bud in JC TN ha ha Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, I think I see German on the uniformly-sized papers in front of her, so I’ll guess she’s using nearly-worthless Deutschmarks to light her woodstove during the hyper-inflationary days of the Weimar Republic governing Germany between WWI and Hitler’s rise to power in 1933. Eddy the OK Pillar You are correct! Douche marks were so worthless, people burned them to keep warm. Send e-mail to Bart
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